Boy Wonder
Deflowered
By Flamingo Boy
(flamingoboyfun@gmail.com)
PART 1
It
was Friday afternoon and it was turning out to be the perfect start of a
great weekend as Robin would have Wayne Manor all to
himself.
Batman, in his guise of Bruce Wayne, had to leave to attend a big
business merger with a Japanese corporation. Such a merger would triple the
value of Wayne Enterprise stocks and give every employee a well-deserved
fat bonus. Normally, Bruce would leave such thing to his Chief Executive
Officer, Lucius Fox, but the impact of the deal, along Japanese protocol
and tradition, dictated that the playboy billionaire be present for the initial
signing of the contracts.
Aunt Harriet was taking a much-deserved weekend vacation to Myrtle
Beach with her assortment of boring, but nice, old bitty friends she knew
from high school. Alfred was in Albany taking part in a weekend bridge tournament
with his old friend, Caruthers, who was also a gentlemans
gentlemen.
Dick Grayson planned to put all his crime-fighting to the side and
just chill out all weekend
stay up late
watch all those
adult shows on HBO and Showtime that Aunt Harriet and Bruce forbad
him to watch. He was going to eat any junk food that he could get his hands
on.
He was going to blow off all studying. Although
he had a straight A average and was already weeks ahead in his
assignments, Bruce always made him hit the books
but this weekend he
wasnt even going to so much as glance at a Periodic Table of the Elements.
He had no intention of going down to the Batcave or answering the red phone.
Crime was extremely light over Gotham City for the last two months and it
was very unlikely that the over-paid and useless Commissioner Gordon, and
his equally inept ass-kissing lackey-toad, Chief OHara would be calling
and whining over the slightest bit of trouble. The taxpayers were paying
their salaries so it wouldnt hurt those two boobs to earn their money
for a change and let the traditional police force handle any
problems.
The only glitch that could screw up Dicks
weekend of slacking, was that Catwoman was still at large.
Fortunately, she was lying low for the last week and, with luck, she
wouldnt stir up trouble again until Batman was back on duty. Even if
she did stick out her whiskers
so what? There was no urgency to bring
her in right away. Unlike the psychotic Joker, Penguin, and Two-Face, she
was pretty much a non-violent criminal and was only interesting in stealing
rather than murder, terrorism, or random acts of
destruction.
She also limited her thefts to the rich and
greedy
the kind that had insurance on the stolen valuables and received
a settlement that was almost always greater than the item in question...
and both sides profited. She never victimized folks of upper-middle class
income or below.
Batman also stressed to Robin not to pursue
Catwoman by himself. Robin was told not to have anything to do with Catwoman
until Batman returned. Robin was more than glad to comply with that request.
The reason Robin obeyed the request wasnt because he wanted to slack
off for the weekend, but also that he had a close call with the feline-fatale
on their last encounter.
Dick would have been content to keep his Robin
costume in storage for the entire weekend but he had one civic commitment
to make as the Boy Wonder on Friday afternoon and then the remainder of the
weekend was all his.
The commitment was to speak at a sexual abstinence
rally at Gotham Central Senior High School. This was his third appearance
as Robin in the last month. He had spoken to teens in the past concerning
driver safety and anti-drugs.
It had started a month ago when a Sunny
Cloverfield, a senior, honor-roll student, captain of the majorette squad,
and class president had contacted Bruce Wayne in hopes that he could contact
his friend, Batman, to speak to her fellow students about saying no
to drugs. Batman contacted Miss Cloverfield and gave his sincerest regret
that he could not attend as he had to go to Metropolis to help Superman as
the Joker was causing some trouble over there. Not wanting to disappoint
the conscientious young lady, he volunteered to have Robin go
in his place rather than reschedule his own appearance.
At first, Robin was totally pissed that Batman
had assigned him this duty without his previous consent, and the Boy Wonder
thought it was more important to accompany Batman to Metropolis to help capture
the Joker. Batman explained that their civic duties as duly
deputized officers of the law were just as important as catching criminals.
He also believed that teens would be more prone to listen to and appreciate
the opinions from a fellow teen rather than an adult.
Holy monotony, Batman, Robin
remembered saying. Its going to be a drag. I should help catch
the Joker.
Now, now, old chum, Batman chastised
him in his well-meaning, but patronizing demeanor. You need to get
out more and socialize with people your own age. Remember, all crime-fighting,
and no fun makes Robin a very dull boy.
Youre right, Batman, Robin
pretended to agree. He knew he could never win an argument with Dudley Do-right
and today would be no exception. It was easier to keep the old dope happy
and not waste any more time or precious oxygen having a debate with the
narrow-mined, out-of-touch-with-reality, buffoon.
Thats the spirit, Robin,
Batman gave his sidekick that ever-annoying slap on the shoulder.
Itll be a hoot.
A
hoot, Robin thought.
Is he kidding? Holy out-of-style
slang, Batman.
But the cowled moron wouldnt quit there.
He had to add in one more useless and insulting remark. Who knows,
old chum. There might be some pretty girls there
but Im sure
youll appreciate that in a few more years.
The more Robin thought about the past conversation
as he got ready for his personal appearance, the more he got
annoyed.
Holy
confounded arrogance, Batman. Now dont get me wrong. You are the bravest,
noble, caring, ingenious man and crime-fighter Ive ever known and
its been an honor to be your junior partner
but sometimes, Batman.
You can be such a condescending prick.
I
cant believe you said that I would appreciate girls in a few more years.
Get with the program, Batman. Im sixteen now, not twelve. Ive
been interested in girls for the last three years. Okay
that one time
when I caught Bruce Wayne giving a lip-lock to one of his multitude of debutant
bimbos and I said, Yuck, gross!
but for crying out loud
I was ten years old at the time! Im not that same young boy you started
out with. Ive grown up a little bit since
then.
Okay
Im totally cool and practice your preaching about sexual abstinence
and that I shouldnt have sex with a woman until after Im married.
I totally agree
after all, its my purity that gives me my strength
to overcome evil despite the fact that I have no super-powers
but come
on
I do like girls! I may not touch
but theres certainly
no harm in looking
.
Then Robin remembered the
way that Catwoman looked at him during their last encounter
the lust, longing, and desire. She had him in her clutches
totally
helpless
she said that she was going to deflower him and the Boy Wonder
would be no more. It was through the skin of his teeth that he escaped his
fate and kept his virtue. It was his own carelessness and arrogance that
got him bound, gagged, helpless and at Catwomans total mercy. The thought
of it scared Robin to no end and when he escaped, he swore that he would
never let his arrogance get him into a similar situation.
That was why he always abided Batmans stern advice after that,
to take the proper safety measures and precautions. He always made sure to
tell the Caped Crusader or Alfred where he was
always reporting in
from time to time on his secured-line Bat-cell phone
making sure the
two knew where he last was if he failed to report in.
Robin shook off that horrible memory and got to the business at
hand.
When Batman first suckered Robin into the initial public
speaking engagement, he thought that it would totally suck, but it turned
out that every dark cloud had a silver lining
a lining named Sunny
Cloverdale.
He thought the other teens would ignore or
razz him while he spoke, but it turned out that he easily won over his audience
and they cheered him on. It was Sunny that was responsible for that. She
managed to pump up the crowd to support him and the cause he spoke
of.
Robin smiled as he thought about her lovely
blonde hair that she always wore in a pony-tail
her deep blue eyes
that were the color of the ocean. She wasnt like all the other girls.
She was funny, charming, pretty, intelligent, and so darn perky and innocent.
He really enjoyed talking to her after the rallies and they had become good
friends in a very short time. As a matter of fact, the talks after the rally
were the highlight of the event and pretty much the only reason why he tolerated
the public appearances.
Robin really liked Sunny and he had a gut-feeling
that she felt the same way about him.
She was simple and fun
the girl next
door
and not like all the other girls that would hang and swoon all
over him. He felt no pressure from Sunny. All she seemed to want from Robin
was his respect and friendship
which Robin gladly
reciprocated.
Dick had found a way to change into his Robin attire without having
to step foot in the Batcave to retrieve one of his uniforms and without having
to lug around a duffle bag.
Wearing only his civilian attire, young Dick Grayson called
for a cab to pick him up at Wayne Manor and then drop him off a few blocks
away from the school.
Making sure that he wasnt followed,
he made his way to a safehouse which was one of many of a series
of empty apartment building strategically placed throughout Gotham City.
He entered the secured building and headed toward the basement which contained
spare Batman and Robin uniforms.
Dick undressed, hung up his clothes, and then
put on his Robin costume. When he was finished with his business as Robin,
he would simply return, change back to Dick Grayson and then call for another
cab to take him home.
Making sure that no one saw him walk out of
the building, Robin took a casual walk to the high
school.
It was warm and sunny. The sky was blue and
there hardly was a cloud in the sky.
It was a great day and the start of a great
weekend.
Little did the Boy Wonder know that fate was
going to throw him a major-league curve ball.
PART 2
Robin never imagined that he would get an overwhelming response from
the students. They actually gave him a standing ovation that lasted over
five minutes. He had never heard so many loud cheers in his
life.
After the rally, Robin happily signed autographs and took photos with
his adorning public.
When the crowd was starting to die down, he was able to slip away
to talk to Sunny.
Thanks for coming out again, Robin, Sunny gave her
million-dollar smile. You dont know how much his means to my
fellow students.
Holy Woodstock, Sunny, said Robin as he tried not to look
conspicuous as he checked her out in her majorette uniform. I cant
believe the large turnout.
What can I say, Robin. You are a very charismatic
speaker.
Thanks, Robin shuffled his feet. Say
would
you like to go to the Study Hall again? I mean
to talk like we did
last time. That discussion that we had about the Fall of the Roman Empire
was very interesting and in-depth. Id very much like to continue where
left off.
Id like that too, Robin
but
Sunny bit
her lip. Oh, beans
Im really sorry
but my Mom told
me to go straight home after the rally and not
dawdle.
Oh, I see, Robin lowered his head in
disappointment.
No, Robin, Sunny insisted. Im not trying to
blow you off
honest injin. I really like talking about history and
math and other stuff with you
really! I swear on my fathers grave
that my Mom really wants me to come straight home
today.
You dont have to swear on your father, Robin insisted.
I totally believe you. Hey
Holy brain dead, Sunny
I
didnt know your father was dead. Im so sorry to hear that. It
wasnt something long and lingering... like
cancer?
No
just dropped dead in his office two years ago. It was
a freak thing
genetic heart defeat. His aorta suddenly separated from
his heart. Its one of those things that cant be detected in a
routine medical examine unless you specifically look for it
kind of
like that same thing actor John Ritter had.
What a shame, Robin said with genuine
sincerity.
Thank you, Robin. Thanks very kind and decent of you to say
.
which is part of the reason that I have to go home instead of sticking around
to talk to you like before. You see
ever since my dad died, my Mom
has these occasional fits of over-protectiveness. I guess thats her
way of dealing with her grief when she thinks too much about my dad and starts
to miss him. Fortunately, she gets over it and she comes back to normal
so these little episodes are only periodic
and Im afraid that
today falls under that period. Its just best to play along and do what
she wants. If I dont
well
my sisters disobeyed her once
and she took them out of public school and sent them to that horrible private
school
.
No need to explain, Robin interrupted. I totally
understand. Its refreshing to see a parent take so much trouble in
their childs welfare.
Thanks for being a trooper, Robin. Then Sunny suddenly
grabbed Robins arm. Now dont get me wrong
in all
other respects
she really is a great mom and I just love her to
pieces
.
Of course, of course, Robin took the disappointing news
in stride. Say, no more. Another time,
perhaps?
Yes, of course, Sunny was glad that Robin was taking it
so well and he believed that she wasnt trying to intentionally blow
him off. Absolutely. I look forward to it.
Well then, Ms. Cloverfield, until next time
. Robin
took her hand, kissed it, and then bowed. Fare thee well, kind young
lady. Adieu! Adieu! Parting is such sweet sorrow.
Sunny couldnt bear the disappointed, lost puppy dog look in
Robins eyes as he turned around and walked away. She looked at her
hand where Robin kissed it and could still felt it
tingle.
OOOOhhhhh, dear, she groaned in equal disappointment.
Rats! Then she kicked herself in the ass for not thinking of
it before. No
Robin
please
wait.
Yesssss? Robin spun around concealing his
smirk.
Holy Brain-fart, Robin, Sunny laughed. Like
duh! I am so stupid. How about walking me home, instead? We can talk then.
My mom wouldnt be upset about that
. I mean
this is
if you want to walk me home
if you want to. Its not far,
I swear. It wouldnt be too much trouble for you
would
it?
No trouble at all, Sunny, Robin smiled. It would
be on honor and a privilege. I was hoping you would ask me. I would have
offered myself
but I was afraid that I might appear too pushy and
forward.
I would never think that. Are you sure its okay? I hope
this wont keep you from any other important business that you might
have.
Actually, as was planning on taking the weekend off after the
rally
so my schedule is clear.
So youre taking a
vacation?
Im all yours, Miss
Sunny.
You better believe it, Boy Wonder
I mean
Oh,
Marvie.
Can I carry your books? Robin was too captivated with
Sunnys smile to have heard the first part of her last
remark.
Why
thank you, kind
sa Sunny answered
in a mock Southern belle accent as she handed Robin her
books.
It
didnt take long for the discussion of Roman History to take an odd
turn.
Robin, do you think Im a geek because I study so
much?
Absolutely, not. Knowledge is power, Sunny. Its knowledge
that will get ahead in life
not your pretty
face.
Yesssss! He thinks Im
pretty. Do you think that Im a geek because of the
other thing?
What other
thing?
You know, Sunny seemed to get a little awkward. She
couldnt believe that Robin was going to make her spell it out. The
rally we had today
about sexual abstinence. It wasnt just a show
for me. I really believe it. I dont plan to have sex until after Im
married.
Nothing wrong with that, Robin answered without batting
and eye. Thats very honorable and
commendable.
Now dont get me wrong
Im not a nun, either
and Im not one of those fanatics that believe that sex is only
for procreation. I plan to have a lot of sexual fun with my husband. I know
Im rattling off, but I just wanted to tell someone how I really felt
above sex
someone who wouldnt laugh at me. I feel like I can
tell you anything, Robin.
I certainly wouldnt laugh at you, Sunny. I totally agree.
Im not going to have sex until after Im married, too. I not a
monk, myself. I dont plan on being Robin forever. Some day when I retire
from crime fighting, I hope to find a nice girl. And speaking of taking a
risk to be laughed at
I got you beat.
Really?
Since Sunny stuck her neck out for him, Robin felt that he could do
the same as he totally trusted Sunny. Theres another reason why
I remain chaste. Have you ever heard of Sir
Galahad?
Oh, yes. I just love Arthurian
Legends.
I believe that I am another incarnation of that knight. Batman
is Sir Lancelot
and Im Galahad. Only by remaining pure and true
can I ever hope to prevail over evil. If I ever lose my virginity before
marriage, then Robin is finished
kaput.
Kind of like cutting off Samsons
hair?
Something like that.
If I recall, Robin, dear, Sunny gave him a teasing smile.
The last girl Samson told his secret to
it ended up in
disaster.
I trust you, Sunny, Robin answered without a
doubt.
You dont have to worry. I swear on my fathers grave
that Ill never reveal your secrets. Seeing that Robin was feeling
awkward, she changed the subject. What about
kissing?
Huh? What about it?
I dont have sex with boys but I still like to kiss them.
I think kissing is very under-rated. Its okay to kiss, isnt it?
I wouldnt be considered a loose girl for only kissing,
would I? Its okay to kiss
provided that everyone kept their clothes
on and no touching below the shoulders
right?
Robin rubbed his chin. I dont see any harm in
that.
Do you like to kiss, Robin?
I dont know. Im afraid that I dont have a
lot of experience in that department either?
Really? Sunny found that hard to believe. I thought
a nice boy like you would have had a lot of girlfriends by
now.
No girlfriends, Robin answered proudly. Law, Order,
and Justice are my mistresses
pardon the
expression.
Oh, yeah, Sunny dropped her head. You wouldnt
have time to date with all your crime-fighting duties. That was a stupid
thing to say. Im sorry for being so forward.
Im not offended. Its just honest curiosity on your
part.
Maybe youre smart for not kissing girls. I almost got
into trouble the last time I kissed.
What do you mean?
Well
a few weeks ago, a boy on the football team asked
me out for a soda. He was very cute
and I thought he was nice. We took
a walk in the park. It was such a romantic night, that I kissed him. We kissed
for a few minutes
and then he started to reach under my sweater. He
actually tried to fondle my breast! When I told him that I wasnt that
type of girl, he slapped me and I fell to the
floor.
That fiend! Robin shouted. Hitting a girl! What
a low life! What did you do?
When he tried to get on top of me, I kicked me in the balls
and ran home as fast as I could. I learned that maneuver from your self-defense
seminar.
You did the right thing, Sunny. You saw your opening, attacked,
and got away. I always stress violence as a last resort, but that creep deserved
it. Im very proud that you were able to keep a cool head under such
a stressful situation.
Cool head
my eye. I was scared out of my frickin
mind. I never felt so vulnerable
and stupid. I wish I was smart like
you
and who never allows himself to get into a situation like
that.
You give me too much credit, Robin needed to get something
off his chest. I had a very close call with a most dangerous villain
only a month ago
coincidentally, it was on the day I gave my first
seminar at your school and meet you.
Which villain? Joker? Penguin? Mr.
Freeze?
Catwoman.
Youre pulling my leg, Robin. Isnt she just a burglar?
She doesnt hurt people.
Normally, like a cat, she prefers to flee rather than fight
but if you force her hand, she will claw and bite you. I ought to know,
shes kicked my ass on more than one
occasion.
Catwoman. But shes just a girl. So much for women being
the weaker sex.
Women are not weak, Sunny. The only advantage that men have
over women is greater upper body strength
but Catwoman uses speed and
cunning to subdue her victims. Thats how she got the drop on me
and I was lucky to get away.
Sunny was impressed by Robins honesty. You are really
one of a kind. All the boys I know would be too macho and arrogant to ever
admit to being a virgin or that they were beaten by a
woman.
Whats the sense in lying? I am a virgin and if I didnt
get away from Catwoman, Robin would be dead.
Catwoman is not a murderer.
I was speaking figuratively
. The words were hard
for Robin to utter. It was the darkest day in my
career
.
Oh no, Robin
you dont have to tell me about
it
.
No
I want to. I need to tell someone about
it.
PART 3
Like I said, it was the day we
first met and we had just parted from Study Hall after our discussion of
Einsteins Theory of Relativity.
I
was on my way home and making my way across the campus, when I spotted a
familiar face in the crowd. It was Selina Kyle
Catwoman.
Catwoman was on our campus disguised
as a civilian? For what purpose, Robin?
I have no clue
but
at that time
I knew it was her. I pretended that I didnt see
through her disguise and I continued to walk and then ducked behind a corner.
Then I tailed her from a safe distance.
I
didnt call Batman right away for backup because
well
in
case I made a mistake
and if it wasnt Catwoman
I would
look like a total ass. I wanted to make absolutely sure it was her
and if I called, I would have been distracted those few precious seconds
and might have lost sight of her. I needed to see where she was going
first.
I
followed her to an old abandon building and she went inside
obviously
a new hideout of hers.
I
should have called Batman right then and there for back-up
but I
didnt. I got too cocky and full of myself. I wanted to prove to my
mentor that I could capture Catwoman by myself. After all
shes
only a girl.
I
found out the hard way that she was more than only a
girl.
I
thought I played it so clever and safe by climbing up the side of the building
and coming in through the roof instead of the front door.
I
looked through the skylight and saw her examining some stolen jewels on a
table
and with her back turned to me. It was so easy. All I had to
do was fall through the glass and catch the feline crook totally by
surprise.
Just before I was going to make my move, I felt something wrap around
my ankles and pull them together
a bolo whip. A tug later and I was
slammed face-first onto the floor. While I was stunned someone grabbed by
arms, forced them behind my back and secured them in place with
handcuffs.
Hello, Boy Blunder, I heard Catwoman say. So nice
of you to drop in to see
me.
Catwoman? But you said you saw
her inside the building. How did she get to the roof so
fast?
Well, Sunny, the
Catwoman that I thought I saw was a decoy
one of her
kittens in disguise. It was enough of a distraction for the real
Catwoman to double-back and totally blind-side me. Somehow, she knew that
I followed her. I couldnt believe it. I was so careful when I tailed
here. Holy overconfidence, Sunny!
Youve interfered in my business for the last time,
Robin, Catwoman said as I feebly struggled in my bonds. Im
going to deal with you, once and for all.
Who wouldnt dare kill me in cold blood, I hoped
that I sounded brave but I was scared out of my mind.
Im no murderer, she protested. I have another
way to put you on ice
and a very fun way as
well.
What are you going to do to me?
Then she gave me that look
the same look she always gives Batman.
The same look Batgirl would give to Batman when he wasnt looking
and the same look Batgirl started giving me about a year ago. I didnt
know what that look meant at those
times
but I was about to find out. Holy rude awakening,
Sunny!
I know your secret, bird boy, she smiled at me like the
cat that swallowed the canary. I can perform a ritual which will make
you ineffective as a crime-fighter, and overall general pain in the ass
do-gooder.
What ritual? I asked. Youre not making sense.
How can you stop me from crime-fighting without killing
me?
I plan to deflower you, she had a look of hunger in her
eyes.
What do you mean? I had no clue what she was talking about.
Up until then, I really didnt know what the term deflower
meant and when she spoke again my heart sunk when I found
out.
Im going to rape you, Boy
Wonder!
Holy insanity, Catwoman! I protested. Thats
the craziest idea youve ever come up with. Youre never going
to get away with
mmmmmpppph!
Before I could finish my sentence she put a ball-gag over my
mouth
She threw me over her shoulder and proceeded to carry me
inside.
You poor thing. All bound
and helpless as she carried you into her lair. You must have been
terrified.
I sure was terrified
but not of what Catwoman was planning to do to me
but rather of my
own thoughts.
What do you mean,
Robin?
There was something about
her bondage
the helplessness
I had a weird feeling in my loins
a feeling that I never felt before. To my shame
I was starting to
get
excited
and thats what scared me most because I
didnt know why. Then there was Catwomans taunting as she carried
me deeper and deeper into her dark and twisted abode.
I can feel your bulge, Robin, she said. You are
the most well-endowed male that I have ever met. Ive noticed that ever
since you hit puberty two years ago. Batman has a good sized tool
but
you put him to shame. The irony of it all
when I first met you when
you were twelve, I thought you were nothing more than a pesky little twerp.
Then you matured. I always admired your package every time I saw them protrude
through that cute little green tunic of yours.
For years I tried to get Batman in my bed, but he was much too
cunning and clever and always managed to escape my little sex traps. Then
it finally dawned on me that I was setting my sights too high. If I cant
get the bat, then maybe I should acquire the easier target of his junior
partner instead? I waited over two years for this, Robin. I wanted to do
this sooner but I needed to find you without the Caped Crusader by your
side
and I had to wait until you turned sixteen last month
the
legal age of consent in this state. I may be kinky and sexually twisted and
sexually demented
but Im not a pedophile. Happy belated birthday,
bird boy!
When we reached her bedroom she threw me on her bed. A wave of panic
started to hit me and I started to struggle.
Calm down, Robin, Catwoman used her arms to pin my shoulders
down. Im not going to hurt you. Stop struggling, damn it!
Youre going to enjoy this
really! Do you know how many horny
teenage boys would gladly change places with you in a heart beat? Im
going to take your gag off now. You can scream all you want. Nobody is going
to here you anyway.
The second that she took my gag off and before I could object further
to my situation, she starts kissing me
first with just her lips
and then she starts putting her tongue in my mouth. I got really afraid
because I was starting to like it.
Suddenly she stops and stands up. She takes off that belt of hers
that she wears loosely on her hips and lets it drop to the floor. She starts
to unzip the front part of her costume
just enough that I get a good
view of her cleavage. Thats when the bulge in my pants got even
bigger
and Catwoman was thrilled that I was on the verge of splitting
my tunic open.
I have a nice rack
dont I? she teased me.
I see that you like it. How about taking a closer
look?
The next thing I know, she grabs a firm hold of my hair in the back
of my head and forces in into her breast. She starts to make these soft moaning
sounds
and I was starting to get dizzy. I was falling prey to her little
seduction. I knew that I didnt have a chance. I wanted her, Sunny.
God help me.
Fortunately, by a quirk of fate, I had a timely
interruption.
Fluffy! Catwoman gave an annoying hiss as one of her
kittens walked in on us. I told you that I didnt
want to be disturbed.
I-Im so sorry, Catwoman, the young girl
about
your age, Sunny
nervously answered. Its very important.
You just got an email and I think you better respond to it
ASAP!
It had better be! Catwoman roughly threw me back on her
bed and reluctantly followed Fluffy out of the room. It had better
be really important. If this turns out to be bullshit, Im going to
hang you from the rafters upside down and whip you with my
cat-o-nine-tails.
Really? the girl actually sounded delighted by the threat.
What the heck was with
that?
I mean
she continued.
Yes
it is important. Then she said something to Catwoman
in a low voice that I couldnt make out. Obviously, it was something
that she couldnt tell her mistress in front of me.
I see
Catwoman said in a
serious concerned tone. You are right. That was important. Good call,
Fluffy. Email them back right now
and tell them that its a deal.
Oh
wait
before you go
can I borrow that special knife of
yourself?
Of course, Catwoman, Fluffy said.
Youre not going to kill that scrumptious Robin are
you?
No. I just need something to cut his
clothes off.
How delicious. I think I have it in
my purse. Any chance you can save a piece of him for me when youre
done?
Yeah
sure, Fluff. Just give me
the damn knife.
Okay
damn
I could have sworn
it was in my purse somewhere
.
Come on! Hurry
up!
Stop yelling at me, please, I
could hear Fluffy frantically rummaging through her purse. Im
looking! Im looking!
That was all I needed to snap me out of her
spell. As much as I wanted to succumb to my desire, I didnt want to
be humiliated
have my clothes cut from my body and shed probably
leave me in some place butt-naked for all of Gothams citizens to see
me.
I didnt want this
not like that!
I want my first time to be romantic
soft lights
candles
music.
It
looked so hopeless for you, Robin. How on Earth to you ever
escape?
Well
I guess the Big Crime Fighter in
the Sky was looking out for me that day. It seemed that in her rush to bind
me helpless as well as being too distracted by her sexual desires
she
overlooked the situation and made two mistakes. If she hadnt made these
mistakes, my goose would have been cooked for sure.
Her first mistake was using handcuffs instead
of rope.
I
thought you said that handcuffs were harder than
rope?
Normally, rope is easier
but not in
Catwomans case. Being trained as an escape artist by Batman, I know
a few tricks where I can loosen the ropes and get to the knots to wriggle
my hands free
but that doesnt apply to Catwoman. Not only is
she a master thief but a master of bondage as well
or is it
mistress of bondage? Anyway
she really knows how to tie people up in those nice inescapable knots when
using rope... and not even I can get free. The few times shes tied
me up in the past I have never be able to escape on my own
always
through outside help
like someone else untying me or cutting me loose.
Even if I could get to a sharp object, the ropes are so well-tied that I
would end up cutting my wrists open long before I ever reached the ropes.
Even Batman has trouble when Catwoman get him in ropes. He has to actually
dislocate finger joints to slip through
and then pop them
back.
Ingenious
but gross.
You got that right, Sunny. Unfortunately,
I havent mastered that skill yet. I havent got the nerve to dislocate
my own thumb on purpose just yet.
Okay
a good job with ropes and your totally screwed
right?
Thats what I said.
Then
how are handcuffs different?
Because handcuffs can be
picked.
Picked?
With what? Im sure that Catwoman wouldnt leave anything like
that lying around within your reach.
Elementary, my dear, Sunny. Thats where
her second mistake came in
a very common mistake that most other villains
make when they get the drop on me and Batman
they forget to take off
our utility belts. Funny
Catwoman never made that mistake before but
she did that night
but like I said
the thought of seducing me
must have greatly overcome her to the point where she got too excited and
failed to pay attention to detail. I was so lucky
if she used rope,
I would have still been screwed even with my belt.
I was able to reach in my belt and get to
my bat-handcuff lock pick
just in the knick of time,
too.
Here it is, I heard Fluffy say.
It fell between the lining.
I was able to untie my feet. I still had a
small dilemma
. I didnt want to try to rush past Catwoman and
Fluffy and make a break for it.
Why
not?
Call it old-fashioned, chauvinistic, and
impractical
but that would mean that I would have to engage them
and I might have had to hit them. I dont believe in hitting girls
and I make it a rule never to strike a woman
even a conniving witch
like Catwoman. In all my career, I never did that and I didnt want
to start then. Also, to be honest with you, I didnt want to risk getting
re-captured, and then getting bound good and proper.
I
think its very sweet and honorable, Robin. Thats why Catwoman
can beat you in a fight
because you wont hit her back. How very
noble. You would never really hit a girl under any
circumstance?
Never
even under the duress of my own
certain death. I just cant get myself to do it.
Then
how did you escape?
Luckily, there was an open window. It was
large enough for me to get through
but just barely. I was able to shoot
out my grappling hook and swing away to freedom just as Catwoman ran into
the room. Her hand just bushed against the back of my ankle as I swung
away.
I still remember her words as I got away.
It still brings shivers down my back.
Damn you, Robin. You wont get
away again the next time you cross me. Son-of-a-bitch! I cant believe
I blew that! Im so damn horny! Fluffy
tell Tony the Tiger to
report to my chambers
on the double!
PART 4
Holy buckets,
Robin! Sunny exclaimed. What a narrow escape. You must have been
really scared. I could never be so quick thinking if I were in the same
situation. Thank you for being so honest and candid about your
ordeal.
Why should I lie? I was scared, Sunny. Funny
I never spoke
of the incident until now
not even to Batman. I feel like I can tell
you anything.
Shes still at large. Arent you afraid that she might
still come after you?
Not her M.O. Robin said with confidence. Catwoman
is not a stalker. Shed rather plan a good heist with a high payoff
than to pursue me
but if I try to come after her
thats
a different story. Trust me, Sunny. I learned my lesson not to underestimate
her
I was so helpless
vulnerable
and I dont want
to feel that way ever again
and I plan never to get in the same situation
again. If I do
Ill
just die from humiliation
First, I dont plan to tackle her again
unless Batman is at my side. If I see her alone again, I am definitely calling
Batman and taking no action until he arrives at the scene. I also take
precautions to check in and report my location from time to time when Im
alone.
How about micro-chips in your uniform
like they use for
pets?
Dont be fooled, Sunny. Those things are very ineffective
and not worth the money. In the case of pets, they are scanned to find the
owners contact information
but the animal still has to be picked
up. Its not like they can scan a location and hone in on the pet. We
tried that satellite locating stuff before and its too much of a pain
in the butt
always malfunctioning
giving false reading
and other stuff like that. Its just easier to report in from time to
time. I also make sure to keep a few picks and gadgets hidden in my gloves,
boots, and cape
just in case they take my belt. I learned that little
trick from Batgirl of all persons.
Im glad you got everything under control
but Im
still scared about Catwoman on the prowl.
You neednt be, Sunny. She wont come after me. I
promise.
Im not scared for you. I know you can handle yourself.
I was talking about myself.
Youre afraid that Catwoman is going to came after you?
Robin couldnt believe her logic.
Well
not so much Catwoman
but burglars actually.
Theres been a series of break-ins in my neighborhood lately. Do you
think that shes responsible?
I highly doubt it. No offense to your neighborhood but thats
minor league small potatoes for Catwoman. She wont hit a residential
house unless the owner makes, at least, an eight figure income
like
Stately Wayne Manor for instance
but as of late
shes been
hitting commercial building, banks, jewelry stores, and places where the
big payoffs are worth the risk.
Thats a relief of some sort, Sunny let out a short
breathe. So youre saying that the burglars in my neighborhood
are just your average run-of-the-mill non-costumed
types?
Theres nothing average or
run-of-the-mill when it comes to predators violating the sanctuary
of honest, tax-paying, low-abiding citizens like yourself, Sunny. They should
be taken just as seriously.
Oh, great, Sunny frowned. Now Im just as scared
as ever
and so is my mom. No wonder shes been acting so
over-protective lately
telling me to come straight home. Shes
worried about burglars breaking in the house in the middle of the night.
Shes mentioned something about not sleeping well the last few nights.
The poor dear has been up with worry. No wonder shes been edgy. A few
sleepless nights would make even a wonderful woman like her act strange,
too.
Holy insomnia, Sunny said Robin. Its not good
for her health not to get sleep. If she wants to ease her mind, she should
call a locksmith or a security company. Most of them will give you a free
home security assessment and with no obligations to buy
anything.
Ive suggested that, Robin, but my mom has also read some
consumer magazines about unscrupulous security companies selling overpriced
systems that arent really needed to people. There are a few cases of
a rogue security technician selling codes and keys to crooks. I know its
silly
and that most security companies are honest
but its
those few bad apples that have her worried. If only we knew someone
honest that we could trust. That would really ease her mind. Can you recommend
anyone?
Holy coincidence, Sunny Robin tried not to smile too widely.
As much as I hate to toot my own horn, Im an expert when it comes
to home security. Id be glad to give you a home security inspection
as a matter of fact
since Im walking you home anyway, I could
do it right now
if you want.
That would be great, Sunnys eyes glowed. It
wont take too much of your time
will it? I dont want to
inconvenience you if you have to be somewhere.
No trouble
no inconvenience. It would only take an hour
and like I said
Im on vacation now and I dont have to be
anywhere.
I know my mom would really appreciate that
and I know
that she would trust one-half of the Dynamic Duo. Thanks so much, Robin.
Youre a real peach.
Youre welcome, Robin took a few steps away and pulled
out his special communicator. Can you excuse me for a minute? I need
to check in. Not that theres going to be trouble at your place
but
routine precaution
I hope you
understand.
Of course. Then Sunny couldnt resist and made a
joke. Oh, darn, she laughed and made a mock snap of her fingers.
So much for planning to kidnap you. Curses! Foiled again! Okay
sorry
bad joke.
Stop it! Robin laughed as he activated his communicator.
It was a special type of cell-phone with a
secured digital transmission. It gave out an ultra-sonic wave that prevented
passersby from overhearing his conversation. As an added precaution, Robin
put his hand over his mouth to prevent anyone from lip reading his
conversation.
Master Robin, Alfred answered
on the other end. Can I be of assistance?
Hi, Alfred, Robin was surprised
that the gentlemans gentleman answered. He used a non-emergency frequency
so a voice on the other ended wasnt required. You didnt
need to answer. I was going to leave a voicemail because I didnt want
to disturb you during your tournament.
Quite alright, Master Robin. Were
in intermission now.
How are you
faring?
Quite well, thank you for asking, sir.
If we win the next game, we qualify for the quarter-finals for
Saturday.
Kick butt, Alfred. Anyway
Im
just checking in. Ill be at Sunny Cloverdales house to give a
home security inspection. Ill be there for about an hour and then
Ill head home.
If you dont mind my forwardness,
sir, that Miss Cloverfield is quite a lovely and remarkable young
lady.
That she is. I wont be long
I promise. Ill check in again the second I get
home.
I apologize in advance, sir, that I
wont be able to answer in person due to the tournament
unless,
of course, you use the emergency frequency.
Dont worry about it, Alfred. Just
relax and have fun. Thats exactly what I plan to do when Im done
here.
Well, sir, I had a feeling that you
would prefer to slum it as a swing bachelor for the weekend,
so I took the liberty of stocking the pantry with the special microwave popcorn
that you like
with the extra butter
on account that you would
want to put your diet to the side as well. If thats not enough, your
Aunt Harriet left you a fresh batch of chocolate chip cookies in the
jar.
Yummy! Robin smiled. I can
taste them already. Robin. Over and out!
When Robin went over to rejoin Sunny, he noticed
that she had a frown on her face, but it quickly disappeared as soon as she
saw him.
Everything
okay?
Fine. Sunny said in a pleasant
tone but Robin could tell by a slight inflection in her voice that she
wasnt completely telling the truth.
Robin knew that something was bothering her
especially from the fact that she was quiet all of a
sudden.
Holy,
screw-up! Robin thought to
himself. I hope I didnt
do something that offended or upset here. Maybe I was too graphic in my
re-telling of the Catwoman-incident. What was I thinking? Shes so innocent
and impressionable. Robin, ol boy
you are a first class
lunkhead.
Seconds later, Robin would find out exactly
what was bothering Sunny.
PART
5
Robin experienced mixed emotions when she
discovered what had upset Sunny unexpectedly. She looked to an old oak tree
and gave the same quick subtle frown. The good news was that Robin found
some relief that he was not the cause
the bad news was that the
cause was a group of high school football player jocks that were
hanging around the tree. Robin could tell that they were typical loud-mouth
asshole-jerks that probably gave Sunny some trouble in the past. Perhaps
now that she had a male-escort, there wouldnt be any
trouble.
As they got within earshot distance, a few
of the muscle-heads wolf-whistled at Sunny. Like a lady, she held her head
up high and ignored them as she kept walking
pretending that she
didnt hear them
hoping that by doing so, Robin would not feel
obliged to do anything about it.
Sunny put up a good front that the cat-calling
didnt bother her, but Robin knew that it did. When they whistled at
her again, Robin shot a menacing stare back at the group of boys.
Almost all of them were taken aback. The Boy
Wonder meant business and they immediately shut up.
Almost all
there always has to be one
that cant quit while theyre ahead.
The idiots name was Hofferman. He was
the captain of the defensive unit.
Thats right, Hofferman said
to the two. You better keep walking.
Shut up, Dude, said one of the
other football players. Robins cool. Dont mess with
him.
Who gives a shit about Robin? He
doesnt look so tough to me.
Strike
One, Robin thought to
himself.
Shut up! Hell hear
you.
Sunny wrapped her arm around Robins
arm in hopes that this would keep him walking away
and perhaps dissuade
Hofferman from making anymore remarks.
Hey, Sunny, Hofferman opened his
big mouth again. How about ditching that twerp and joining me under
the grand stands? I bet I can open those knees of yours that you got locked
together.
Robin stopped dead in his
tracks.
He could tolerate people calling him names
but Sunny on the other hand
.
Oh, shit, man. Why did you say
that?
Its okay, Robin, Sunny pulled
his arm. Hes just a big jerk. Let him talk. Hes says garbage
like that to me all the time. Im used to it. Please
lets
just keep walking
please. You know the old saying
sticks and
stones?
Okay, Robin muttered and respected
her request
albeit grudgingly.
Strike Two.
Apparently, Hofferman slept his way through
History class. He never learned that great battle commanders often let an
enemy retreat rather than forcing them to fight on. A winner walks away
he doesnt continue to taunt on enemy.
What about it, Sunny-baby? Hofferman
refused to shut his pie-hole. You and me.
Sunny kept walking
encouraging Robin
to do the same.
If only Hofferman quit while he was ahead,
he could have saved himself some undo embarrassment. He just had to make
that last remark.
Well
the hell with you, bitch!
Why should I waste my time with a skank-whore like you
and youre
an ugly one, too!
This time, the words did bother Sunny and
bit deep. She tried to compose herself but Robin could see that her lip was
trembling and it appeared that she was on the verge of crying as was evident
by the tears that were welling up in her eyes.
Strike three, Robin handed Sunny
her books and started walking toward Hofferman.
Robin, no! she protested but her
plea fell on deaf ears. Please, dont. Its not
necessary.
As Robin got closer to Hofferman, the dumb
jockey shot him a cocky smile and held out his arms in a bring it on
gesture.
Hofferman was surprised when Robin stopped
when he got to within three feet of him. The Boy Wonder simply folded his
arms and gave Hofferman a goofy smile.
What are you grinning
at?
You really think that Sunny is ugly
just because she turned you down? Robin said
calmly.
Yeah, asshole. Got a problem with
that?
No. Its pathetic on your
part.
What do you
mean?
Well
Robin laughed as he
shook his head. You must have a
real high opinion of yourself
especially now that you
cant even get an ugly girl to give you the time of
day.
A roar of laughter from the other football
jocks soon followed. Robin got Hofferman good and the beat red color of his
face proved it. Sunny put her books over her face to conceal her
smile.
Good one, Robin. He burned your sorry
ass, Hofferman.
Shut up, jerks, Hofferman yelled
at his friends. Its not funny.
Neither were your remarks to Sunny,
Robin gave him a look that he meant business.
You asshole, Hofferman shouted
as he rushed out at Robin
hoping that by pummeling the Boy Wonder,
he might restore some of his lost face.
Seeing the attack coming from a mile away,
Robin grabbed Hoffermans arm. Using his attackers momentum, Robin
slammed Hofferman into the grass, face first. He then forced Hoffermans
arm behind his back. Every time Hofferman tried to struggle free, Robin would
apply some pressure to take the steam out of him.
Now then, Robin sneered.
Apologize to Sunny.
Bite me, bird
boy!
Robin applied a little
pressure.
Okay
Okay, Hofferman yelled.
Im sorry! Im sorry!
Now tell everyone that youre a
big-mouth jerk.
Kiss my assahhhhhhhh! Im
a jerk! Im a jerk!
When Robin finally let Hofferman go, he ran
out of sight as his team-mates jeered him on. Sunny quickly joined Robins
side.
Sorry, Robin, one of the players
approached. We didnt think Hofferman was going to pull that crap.
We were just kidding with you Sunny, when we whistled at you
but you
never said anything when we did it before. If we knew it bothered you, we
wouldnt have kept on doing it. Sorry about that. We wont do it
again and well make sure that Hofferman minds his
manners.
Spoken like a true gentleman,
Robin said. Thank you for your cooperation.
After the football players touched knuckles
with Robin as a sign of their respect. Sunny rushed up to Robin and kissed
him on the cheek.
Thanks so much, Robin. Youre
absolutely wonderful.
Youre welcome, Robin touched
his cheek. That was very pleasant.
I never knew that you were so strong.
That jerk was a whole head taller and had about sixty pounds on you
but you threw him to the ground like he was nothing.
Wow!
It wasnt strength. I simply used
his own weight and momentum against him. Its a simple martial arts
maneuver. I could even teach you how to do it. Im just sorry you had
to witness that display of violence. I was hoping that giving him a taste
of his own ridicule would show him the error of his ways. I didnt think
he was going to attack me.
You didnt have much of a choice,
Robin. You had to defend yourself
and Im very impressed and proud
of you for only using a minimum of force. You could have pounded his face
in if you wanted to. I hope that jerk realizes just how easily you let him
off.
As they continued home, Sunny risked all again
and they conversation took another unexpected turn.
Robin can I put you on the spot with
another personal question? You dont have to answer it if you dont
want to
and I wont be offended if you take
the fifth. Its just that
ever since you defended my honor
my curiosity has gotten the better
of me
and if I dont ask
Ill just
bust.
Sure. Go ahead. Robin was a little
leery and wasnt sure where this was going.
Sunny cleared her thought. I was just
wondering if
hypothetically speaking, mind you
not like it would
really happen
but
hypothetically
if it ever turned
out that every major super-villain had an epiphany and gave up thier evil
ways
and the only criminals left were regular criminals
the kind that regular police could handle. So
if there was no more
need for a hero like Robin
and he
well
decided to hang
up his mask and cape and just go to school like a regular boy
Oh
shoot
if that happened
would he ever consider having me for a
girlfriend.
Robin rubbed his mouth pretending to ponder
the question. In actuality, he was covering up his smirk. I guess that
would be possible. Yes
if I was a regular guy
I would go out
with you.
Really? Sunny beamed. You
really would? Youre not just saying that are you? I would actually
have a chance with you
for real?
Of course. Holy surprise, Sunny! I never
dreamed that a girl like you would accept a date from me
even if I
somehow mustered the courage to ask.
In heavens name
what makes
you think that?
Well
I just turned sixteen and
you told me that youll be eighteen in two months. Youre almost
two years older than me. Wouldnt you be more comfortable with someone
whos closer to your age group
and a senior as
well?
I dont care that youre younger
than me. As a matter of fact, youre more mature than most
eighteen-year-olds that I know. And whats this about not having the
nerve to ask me out? You werent shy about asking me to join you for
a soda or in the Study Hall.
Holy misunderstandings, Sunny! Those
werent dates. That was
just hanging around
school stuff
friendship things
I assure you that my intentions were purely
honorable
and platonic.
I know they were
but did it ever
dawn on you that I accepted your invitations because
I like
you.
No kidding?
For crying out loud, Robin! That first
day we met
and you asked me to join you for bottled water in the
cafeteria
I was so excited that I darn near peed in my shirt. I
couldnt believe it
I was actually with Robin the Boy Wonder
Can you imagine that? Plain ol me.
Theres nothing plain about you,
Sunny. Dont sell yourself short. Youre smart, witty, have a great
personality and
pardon the expression
youre not a bad
lookin dame either.
A-ha, Sunny got a little giddy
and danced around Robin. I knew it. You like me... at least
a
little bit.
Risking all, Robin answered. I like
you
a lot of bit.
Do you really mean
that?
Sunny stopped moving and stood right in front Robin, looking straight
into his eyes. When Robin met her gaze, he slowly started moving his head
toward hers, and Sunny was doing the same.
Just before their lips met, they had an untimely
interruption.
PART 6
Hey, guys, wait up,
a young girl of about fifteen ran up to them.
Robin and Sunny immediately broke away and tried to act
nonchalant.
Taking a closer look, the girl had facial feature similar to Sunny
except that she had shorter, but attractive black hair. Obviously, she was
a younger sibling to Sunny.
She wore a knee-length plaid skirt with knee-length white socks and
black and white saddle shoes
part of a school uniform. The girl had
elected to carry her blazer over her arm. It was apparent by the few unbuttoned
top buttons of her white blouse that she had taken off her tie as
well.
I heard what happened with that goon, Hofferman, she
continued. Are you alright?
Fine, Sunny tried to hide your annoyance. What are
you doing here? Mom said that we were all to go straight
home.
Thats what Im doing, you dork. Your school is on
the way home from mine. Duuuuhhhh!
You should have been home by now. Where have you
been?
School council meeting. I have after-school stuff, too. Mom
knows about it. Dont have a cow.
Sorry, Sunny realized that she was being a bit harsh.
I guess Im being a little paranoid because of Moms
phase.
Thats okay. Moms flake-outs can be a bit
unnerving. Then she looked over to Robin and smiled. Hey, Sunny,
arent you going to introduce me to your new
friend?
Oh, sorry, Sunny directed the young girl over to Robin.
This is my kid sister, Rumor. Shes a big fan of yours,
too.
Hi, Robin, Rumor said with a big flirty smile.
Please
no jokes about my name. Ive heard them all. If you
think that Rumor is a dorky name, we have another sister named Innuendo.
Get it? Rumor and Innuendo? Pretty lame, huh?
Nice to meet you, Robin gave her a gentle handshake. I
think that Rumor is a very nice name.
We both know thats a crock, Robin, but thanks just the
same. So, I see, that my sister has conned you into walking her home. She
never stops talking about you. She has a framed picture of you on her night
stand and kisses it before she goes to bed.
Shut up, Rumor, Sunny said in a low voice. What
a kidder
younger sisters
gotta love them. Anyway
Rumor
Robin is going to be stopping by the house for a little bit. Hes
volunteered to give us a home security inspection
on account of the
burglaries in the neighborhood lately.
Thats so bitchin, Sunny
. I mean
How
very nice of you, Robin. That will be a load of Moms mind. I keep telling
her that our locks and alarms are fine, but maybe shell take the word
of the Boy Wonder. Then shell calm down and things can get back to
normal.
Im sure that your home is already secured, said
Robin. But it doesnt hurt to check.
Well
Im sorry that I barged
in on you guys
but I just had to meet Robin. Ill leave you two
alone now.
Dont rush off, said Sunny.
Now that youre here, I dont want you walking home alone.
Please join us.
Really? I dont want to
intrude.
Dont be silly, Rumor. Robin
doesnt mind you tagging alone
right,
Robin?
Not at all, Robin said with all
sincerity.
With that, they each took hold of Robins
arm and proceeded with the journey home.
About ten minutes later, the merry trio reached
their destination. It was a large and lovely two-story home with a long drive
way leading up to a huge front yard. Robin figured the family to be very
well-off as he estimated the property to be in the $850,000 range in the
real estate market.
They were soon joined by a third sister who
was a dead ringer for Rumor except that she had abandoned her school uniform
and traded it in for a tight pair of jeans and an equally tight black pullover
sweater. Although Sunnys sisters were not as lovely, Robin still thought
they were very cute.
Holy doppelganger, Rumor said
Robin. Identical twin sister! Innuendo
I
presume?
A pleasure, said the twin sister.
No jokes about my name or Ill kick your
ass.
Watch your language, Sunny
scolded.
Take it easy, Innuendo shot back.
Robin knows that Im just messing around. Then turning her
attention to the Boy Wonder. What brings you to our humble abode,
handsome?
A little embarrassed by the remark, Sunny
answered the question for her sister. Robin has been kind enough to
give our house a security inspection.
Thats a relief. Maybe Mom will
chill out and get off our backs for a while.
Is she home? Sunny looked around
in the empty drive way. I dont see her car. Did she park it in
the garage?
Nope, Innuendo popped her bubble
gum. Just missed her. She went to run a quick errand. She said shed
be back in a half hour.
Oh, nuts! Sunny stamped her foot.
That totally messes everything up.
How do you figure? Rumor jumped
in. Im sure that Robin can give an inspection without mom around.
It would probably be easier without her breathing down his back and asking
him a bunch of lame questions.
Were not supposed to have boys
inside the house when Moms not home.
Are you kidding me, Sunny, said
Innuendo. This isnt just any boy. This is Robin
the Boy Wonder
a fully deputized officer of the law. Hes here
on police business
not to mess around. Mom would surely make an exception
for that.
I dont know, Sunny bit her
lip before turning to Robin. Im sorry, Robin. I think it better
that we dont let you in. I hope you
understand.
Thats okay, Robin showed
his graciousness. I think that a good rule. I totally
understand.
But its a lame rule, Robin,
Rumor whined. Come on, Sunny. Stop being a wet blanket and let him
come in.
No, No, Robin interjected.
Its your moms home and I want to respect her rules
even if they are lame.
Im really
really sorry,
Sunny pleaded.
Its okay
and Im totally
cool with it. Well just do it another time. Contact the Wayne Foundation
and leave a message for me when youre ready. Thanks for letting me
walk you home, Sunny. I had a very nice time. Ill see you
later.
No, wait, Sunny grabbed Robins
arm before he could walk away. Please, dont rush off. My mom
will be home in a half hour. Do you think you could wait out here until she
gets back? You said that you didnt have to be anywhere
and I
promise well all keep you company until she gets back
.
Please.
For crying out loud, Innuendo
groaned in annoyance. Dont be rude, Sunny. We cant expect
Robin to stand around here like a dork until home comes
back.
I got an idea, Robin jumped in
before another argument could ensue. I have to inspect the inside and
the outside. How about I do the outside first? That will take about a half
hour and your mom should be home by then. I can do the inside while shes
home
with her permission
of course.
Thatll work, Rumor beamed
with delight. Surely Mom wont bitch if Robin is working outside.
What do you say, Sunny?
I guess that would be okay, Sunny
rubbed her chin. And we have the ever-watchful eye of Mrs. Slycarp
to verify to Mom that theres no funny business going on.
Sure
that would work.
Whos Mrs. Slycarp? Robin
asked.
Our next door neighbor and community
snoop, said Innuendo. Shes an old widow that has nothing
better to do than to mind everyone elses
business.
Straight up, Sis, said Innuendo.
She makes Gladys Kravitz from that old Bewitched TV series look
subtle.
Theres the old bat now,
Rumor pointed to a second floor window to the adjacent home. See her,
Robin? Shes pretending to
clean the glass
but shes really spying on us. Shes been
cleaning the same window ever since we got here. Then Rumor put on
a false smile and waved. Yo-hoo! Hi, Mrs. Slycarp. How you doing? Lovely
day?
The old woman jumped and waved back in a confused
state before haphazardly spraying Windex on the glass and rubbing away. Knowing
that they were on to her, Mrs. Slycarp finished and pretended to clean another
window that was statically in view of Robin and the
girls.
Keep those windows nice and clean,
dear, Rumor continued to wave. Maintaining her fake smile and keeping
her teeth clenched, she added in a low voice. Nosey
bitch.
Innuendo, said Sunny. Would
you keep Robin company while Rumor and I get
changed?
My pleasure, Innuendo gave a wicked,
but subtle smile of delight. Youll have to forgive my sister,
Robin. She means well but she can be a real goody-two shoes and general pain
in the ass at times.
Its cool, Innuendo. I can stay
outside. I dont need to come in just yet.
Thanks for being patient. Can I help,
Robin?
Sure. Do you have a ladder I can
borrow?
In the garage. Follow me. I can hold
and keep it steady for you if you like.
Thank you, replied Robin. That
would be a great help.
Innuendo was glad of Robins acceptance.
Now she could look up while he was on the ladder and get a good view of his
ass in tight tunic
as well as his mighty bulge.
PART 7
For the next half hour, Sunny,
Rumor, and Innuendo enthusiastically took turns holding the ladder for Robin
as he inspected the windows for security. Unlike her sisters, Sunny was not
looking up to get a better view of Robins package.
Sunny had changed into similar clothes as Rumor
tight white
blouse and a short black shirt
except Rumors skirt was navy blue.
Sunny had opted to left her beautiful long
blond hair rest on her shoulders rather than leave it in a pony-tail as she
usually did. This was the first time that Robin had seen her with her hair
down and she looked totally different
but in a good way. She didnt
look like the Sunny in which Robin had intellectual discussions with in Study
Hall.
What was also not typical for
Sunny was that she left the first few buttons of her blouse undone
just like her sister. Before today Robin only saw her in her majorette outfit
in which the sweater totally covered her neck.
Even Robin had to admit that he was enjoying
himself as he admired Sunny from this new angle. Did she really put this
outfit on to be more comfortable or did she wear it to innocently
tease Robin and give him a little rise?
Robin discovered that he liked a little
teasing.
When Robin finished his outside inspection,
he slid down the ladder (to impress the girls) and wiped some sweat off his
forehead.
Holy heat wave, Ladies Robin said
with a little dryness in his throat. It sure got hot all of a sudden.
Any chance I could trouble you for a cold bottle of
water?
Sure, said Innuendo.
Theres plenty in the fridge inside. Follow
me.
You guys, Sunny whined.
Moms still not home, yet.
Have a heart, Sunny, Innuendo
protested. Its hot outside and the poor guy is dehydrated. At
least, let Robin come in for a lousy minute to get a crummy bottle of water
and get a few seconds of air conditioning.
Im not heartless, Innuendo. I
just dont want us to get in trouble. Besides
it doesnt
feel that hot out here.
Thats because you werent
the one climbing ladders in the hot sun.
We cant let him inside just
yet.
Holy re-run Sunny, Robin muttered.
Its okay, ladies. Just go get the water for me. Ill drink
it outside. Really
its okay.
No way, Robin, Rumor jumped in.
Youre skin is starting to turn red. Youll burn to a crisp
if you stay out here.
The porch, Robin found a compromise.
I can drink it on the porch
plenty of shade
there.
Good idea, Sunny said as everyone
else seemed happy. Mom wont object to that. I know shes
running late
but can you just wait a little bit longer
please
Id really like to get this inspection out of the way
and you
did say that you had no other plans
please stay. Well all keep
you company
just like before
right
girls.
Absotively, said
Rumor.
Bitchin, said
Innuendo.
For fifteen minutes the four teens laughed
and joked around without any care in the world. Robin was so thirsty that
he drank two bottles of water. He wanted more but everyone was having a good
time that the girls forgot to offer him another and Robin didnt feel
comfortable asking for a third bottle.
For those fifteen minutes, Robin didnt
feel like Robin. He just felt like a regular teen hanging around with some
friendly girls from school. It was something that he hadnt experienced
in a long time.
Because of their laughing and joking, they
didnt notice a car pulling up in the driveway. A woman, who appeared
to be in her late twenties to early thirties, walked up to the porch and
approached the fun-loving teens.
Robin was the first to turn his head to spot
this drop-dead gorgeous woman wearing a very attractive floral-print sundress.
She had long dark-hair and bared an uncanny resemblance to Wonder Woman
except this woman was shorter, thinner and daintier
and much lovelier
than Diana
if that was at all possible.
The thin straps of the dress allowed Robin
to admire her fine delicate shoulders. The string of white pearls accentuated
her lovely long neck. The low neck line allowed Robin a glimpse of a good
amount of cleavage from her shapely breasts yet still making the woman appear
refined and classy. The wide white belt displayed her thin waist and hour-glass
figure.
Robin couldnt help but stare, at what
appeared to be, a goddess in human form. Watching this marvel of a beauty
made him forget that he was with three very attractive
girls.
Is this a private party or can anyone
join in? the goddess finally spoke.
Robin wasnt sure if he had lost his
wits due to the heat but he couldnt help but blurt out, Holy
knockout, Sunny. You never told me that she had an older
sister.
Why thank you kind sir, the woman
clutched her pearls at the flattering remark.
Hi, Mom, Sunny and her sisters
rushed over to the woman and gave her a hug.
Mother?
Robin thought.
Shes not an older sister?
Holy foot in my mouth.
Hey, Mom, said Sunny. Robin
is here to do a home security inspection for us
on account of the
burglaries. Hes finished with the outside
but you werent
home yet
so we couldnt do the inside
so we waited
out here
on the porch for you to get
back.
You waited outside? the
mother seemed surprised. In this heat? The temperature
must have gone up fifteen degrees in the last couple of
hours.
But, Mom, Sunny said with equal
surprise. You said no boys inside the house when youre not
home
and I didnt want to send Robin
home.
Sunny, you poor dear. I apologize if
I sound like a dictator. When I said no boys I certainly didnt
mean Robin. Hes hardly in the same category as those other ruffians
that you and your sisters used to bring home.
I told you it was okay, Innuendo
stuck her tongue out at her sister.
Youre such a dork, Rumor
said. Sometimes you take things too
literally.
Sorry, Robin, Sunny bit her lip
in embarrassment.
Where are my manners? the goddess
gave Robin as dainty and very ladylike handshake. How do you do, Robin?
My name is Cassiopeia Cloverfield. Im the mother of these three
well-meaning, but very confused, young ladies.
How do you do, Mrs. Cloverfield?
Robin hoped that his knockout remark had blown over. A
pleasure to meet you, maam.
Please come inside, Robin, before you
burn. Theres also no need to call me
maam or Mrs. Cloverfield.
Why dont you just call me Mrs. C
just like all my girls
friends do
better yet
you can call me Cassie
short for
Cassiopeia.
Well
I
. Robin was
taken aback by the womans forwardness.
Mom, Sunny groaned.
Youre embarrassing him.
Please forgive me, Robin. When I see
you giving interviews on TV, you seem so mature and grown-up, that I forget
that youre a teenager and not an actual adult
and I prefer that
most adults refer to me by my surname
how about we just stick with
Mrs. C then?
Sunny stood behind her mother so she could
roll her eyes.
Now that Im here, Mrs. C, would
you like me to finish my inspection?
Of course, Robin. Please come in out
of this hot weather. Please, excuse the way Im dressed. Im very
causal today. If I knew I had company, I would have worn something more
appropriate. Ill change, of course.
No need, Mrs. C. You look very elegant
as you are
besides this is not a formal visit
so please feel
free to remain comfortable.
I do hope my girls, at least, offered
you a cold drink.
That they did, maam
. I
mean
Mrs. C! There offered me some of your very refreshing bottled
water. As a matter of fact
Im still a little parched. I cant
understand why Im so thirsty. Can I trouble you more another
bottle?
Only bottled water? Mrs. C led
Robin into the living room. Surely we can do better than that. We have
plenty of lemonade and soft drinks
Mom, Sunny whined again. Robin
is a crime fighter. He doesnt eat junk food or drink
pop.
Normally that is true, Sunny,
Robin jumped in. But
like I said before
Im taking
the weekend off from crime-fighting
and that also means that all diets
are off, too
so a nice soft drink would really be great, thank you
if its not too much trouble.
No trouble at all, Mrs. C smiled.
Especially for you, Boy Wonder. Name your poison
. Cola
grape
lemon lime
.
How about a
beer, Robin? Innuendo jumped
in.
Great idea, Innuendo, said Mrs.
C. Lets all have a beer. Do you mind if we join you,
Robin?
Holy contributing to the delinquency
of a minor, Mrs. C! You cant be serious? You allow underage drinking
in your household?
After a good round of laughter and giggles
from the girls, Mrs. C let Robin off the hook as he had no clue as that he
was the butt of a family joke.
Please forgive us, Robin, Mrs.
C still giggled here and there. We are being silly geese. Were
having a bit of an inside private joke on you. When we refer to
beer
were referring
to root beer
we just call
it beer for short. We just love
the looks on peoples faces when one of the girls says Hey,
mom, can you get me a beer? Priceless
I know its a silly
little joke
and thank you for indulging us. You will find no liquor
of any kind in this household, I assure you. Feel free to search for yourself
if you dont believe me.
I believe you, Mrs.
C.
You will have a beer with us
a
root beer, that is?
Please have one, Robin, said Sunny.
Its the best root beer youll ever have. My mom makes and
bottles her very own brand.
Really? Robin was relieved that
he wasnt in the company of degenerates.
Oh, yes, said Mrs. C.
Its a great seller and money maker for school club fund
raisers.
That would be great, Mrs. C. Ill
start my inspection now. Ill try not to hold you up too long. Its
getting late, and Im sure that youll want to have dinner
soon.
Dont worry about us, Robin. Take
all the time you need. Better safe than sorry. Is it okay if we walk it through
with you? I might have some questions.
Sure, Mrs. C. Robin meant that.
He was glad to be in the company of four lovely young
ladies.
Sunny rolled her eyes
again.
PART 8
Mrs. Cs root beer was, indeed, the best
Robin had ever tasted. He had three glasses during the indoor session of
his security inspection. He must have been dehydrated as he didnt have
to use the rest room after consuming so much liquid.
The only thing that Robin found strange was
that Mrs. C was adamant about anyone drinking directly from the bottle. She
insisted that everyone drink out of special frosted mugs. Robin didnt
mind. It made the root beer taste even better.
The indoor session of the inspection went
as smooth as silk. Sunny kept pulling Robin to the side and frequently apologized
to him for her mothers plethora of annoying questions. Robin insisted
that he didnt mind and that her mothers questions were
intelligent.
Robin put Mrs. C mind at ease that her security
system and locks were more than adequate. Robin stressed that although her
house was not burglar proof, she had enough security to slow down any potential
burglars. He used Mrs. Cs phone to personal call Commissioner Gordon
to get some information about the break-ins and he also arranged for some
extra patrols in the area to discourage the crooks.
From the information, Robin was able to surmise
that the crooks were amateurs that only stuck when people were away from
home (not terrorizing people when they slept). They preferred to break in,
grab what they could, and get out as fast as they could. The sound of a cat
would probably scare them off. Mrs Cs valuables consisted of large
objects such as TVs and antique furniture and thieves would need a large
truck to move it out and it would look rather conspicuous in the driveway.
He also assured Mrs. C, that the notorious Catwoman would not be interested
in this neighborhood.
Robin couldnt help but become more and
more infatuated with Mrs. C. She seemed to look more beautiful every minute
he looked at her. He loved the way her full lips moved when she
talked.
Robin hated himself for getting turned on.
Even though he and Sunny were not an item, he felt like he was cheating on
her.
Youve really brought me piece
of mind, Mrs. C started digging through her purse. Thank you
for humoring a bunch of over-concerned women,
Robin.
My pleasure, Mrs. C. Better safe than
sorry.
Is there anything else I can do to insure
the safety of my home?
I doubt this house will get hit especially
since someone is always home. If you do go away, I have a list of professional
house-sitting agencies that I can personally recommend
or perhaps have
a trusted friend or relative watch your house. It wouldnt hurt to organize
a neighborhood watch with your community. It shouldnt be difficult
as everyone around here seems to watch each others back
. especially
your next door neighbor, Mrs. Slycarp. Sunny has told me that she is a very
observant woman and can spot things that dont belong. I sure she
wouldnt hesitate to call the police if something seemed
amiss.
Youre much too kind about Mrs.
Slycarp, Mrs. C replied. We all know that shes a busy-body
snoop
. I hate to say that as shes a nice lady and she means
well
but maybe thats a blessing in our case. I always complain
when people dont want to get involved.
Nosey neighbors can be a great source
of security, Robin agreed.
Ill be sleeping well tonight,
thanks to you Robin. Finally finding what she was looking for, Mrs.
C pulled out her check book. Now what do I owe
you?
Owe me? Robin was puzzled. For
what?
For the security check, of course. Will
you take a check?
No charge, Mrs C. This is part of my
duty. Its unethical for me to accept financial
rewards.
Nonsense. You did me a valuable service
and given me piece of mind. You did all this work and you should be
compensated.
Thinking quick Robin said, Give me a
bottle of root beer to go and well call it
even.
To go? Sunny said in a disappointed
tone. You cant leave now. You just got
here.
Sunny, its getting dark out. I
need to go home and eat
and Im sure youre family wants
their dinner, too.
Then why dont you stay and have
dinner with us, Robin? said Mrs C. Let that be your payment for
services rendered. Surely that wouldnt be unethical. Wed all
be glad to have you, wouldnt we girls?
Yeah, Robin, said Rumor. Please
stay.
Come on, said Innuendo.
Itll be so much fun.
Please, Sunny gave Robin her
million-dollar smile. Its not like you have to be anywhere
and my mom is an awesome cook.
I dont want to put you folks
out. Robin was declining out of politeness but he wasnt fighting
too hard. He didnt want to appear too eager.
No trouble at all, Robin, Mrs
C said. We have plenty of food. As a matter of fact
I insist
that you stay. I wont take no
for an answer. I cant send a brave crime fighter out on a night
like this on an empty stomach.
Okay, Robin relented.
Ill stay
but only on the condition that I help set the
table and do the dishes.
Youre a guest, Robin. You dont
have to do that
but
if thats what it takes to make you
stay, then you got youre a deal.
Exxxxcelllent, Innuendo gave Rumor
and Sunny a high-five.
Dinner wont be ready for about
an hour. Why dont you kids just chill the living room for a while
watch some TV. Ill let you know when its time to set the
table.
Good idea, Mrs. C. There happens to
be a very educational special on the Dark Ages on the History
Channel.
Mrs. C gave Robin a frown and put her hands
on her hips. With all due respect, Boy Wonder, get a life. Youre
on vacation. Live a little. Watch some cartoons or music videos on VH1 for
gosh sake. Now run along and have a little fun. Its not a sin to enjoy
yourself once in a while.
Come on, Robin, said Sunny as
she and her two sisters guided him to the living room.
Okay, Robin laughed. But
with the change in plan, Ill need to check in
again.
After leaving Alfred a message and watching
music videos, Robin partook in the most delicious and relaxing meal he ever
had. Alfred was a fine chef but he didnt hold a candle to Mrs. C. She
made a simple dish like spaghetti and meatballs taste like an artistic culinary
delight.
Although Mrs. C insisted that she went through
no trouble, Robin could she that put out her good dishes and
flatware for the occasion.
That was the best meal I had in a long,
long time, Mrs. C, said Robin as she handed him the last dish for him
to dry. Thank you very much!
It was only something I whipped up at
the last minute, answered Mrs. C. If I had more time and knew
you were coming, I would have had something really special. Its very
kind of you to help with the dishes. I know you said you would, but I
wasnt going to hold you to it.
I meant what I said. I said what I meant.
A superhero is faithful
one hundred per
cent.
Oh, Robin, Mrs C giggled and gave
him a playful slap on the shoulder. You are too
much.
Since Rumor and Innuendo were watching TV
and were glad they didnt have to do dishes and Sunny had to excuse
herself to take a phone call from a classmate concerning a class project,
Robin decided to take this moment alone to get something off his
chest.
Mrs. C, I would like to apologize for
my unfounded crass remark I made earlier. Im sorry if I offended
you.
Crass remark? Mrs. C had no clue
as to what Robin was referring to. Youve done no such thing.
Youve been a perfect gentlemen since Ive arrived
home.
I... errr
was talking about the
Holy knockout remark when I first saw you. Ive very sorry
about that.
Dont you dare be sorry. Did it
ever occur to you that I was flattered? Its not often that an old maid
like me catches the eye of a gentlemen.
Old maid? Holy contradiction, Mrs. C.
Please forgive my forwardness
but you dont look a day over thirty.
You are one of the most beautiful women that I have ever met. I mean
Ive met a lot mothers in my day
but not like
you.
You mean with grey hair
wide
hips
and huge cabooses? I guess Ive been fortunate to age gracefully.
Would you believe that Ive never had any plastic surgery? I dont
even work out. Its funny
I eat what ever I want and I cant
seem to gain an ounce. Well
never look a gift horse in the
mouth.
Well, Mrs. C
that gift horse is
a Triple Crown thoroughbred in my opinion.
I just wanted to apologize, too, Robin.
I know it was stupid and over-protective of me to have you wait outside until
I came home. Its very difficult to be a single mother raising three
teenagers. I hope you understand.
Not at all. Its a very good
rule.
I just hear these stories of boys over
at houses when the parents arent home and then they have sex and get
the girl pregnant. Boys are very clever when it comes to pressuring a girl
for sex
but I know that you wouldnt pressure a girl for sex on
the first date.
I wouldnt pressure them for sex
until my wedding night, Mrs. C. I really mean
that.
I totally believe
you.
Then without warning, Mrs. C asked, Robin,
how old do you think I am?
Seeing a way out, Robin responded.
Its not polite to ask a lady her age, Mrs.
C.
Youre not asking me. Im
asking you. Please, indulge me.
Okay, Robin sized her up.
Physically
I still maintain that you dont
appear to do over thirty
but logic would dictate that your actual chronological age would be older.
I believe you were a young woman when you married and had Sunny
so
I would place you at
thirty-six?
Very close, Robin. Im
thirty-four.
Really
but that would
mean
I was married when I was sixteen,
Mrs. C took off her apron and hung it up. My father died unexpectedly.
I dropped out of high school and took a full-time job to help my family make
ends meet. I got a job as a secretary for an attorney. He had already made
his fortune when he was younger, so he left the big corporate firm he worked
for and just worked for himself
helping the common person for reasonable
fees or for a part of the judgment.
It was just the two of us in the
office
very informal. He had no problem if I wanted to wear blue jeans
to work. We always talked and joked at worked. He would always take me out
to lunch. We became very good friends
and later on
I started
to fall in love with him.
Its funny how love works, Robin.
He was much older than me
his mid-forties. He wasnt particularly
attractive either
short, fat, and bald
but he was so kind, loving,
caring, and sweet. After only a month, he asked me to marry him. I wasnt
after his money
and to show his family that I wasnt a gold-digger,
I insisted on a very strict pre-nuptial agreement. I would only receive a
very modest settlement if we ever divorced.
I became pregnant with Sunny on our
wedding night. Two weeks after she arrived, I was pregnant with the twins.
Funny
that would make Sunny a twin to the twins
true Irish
twins
so to speak.
What are Irish twins? Robin was
impressed that this woman he only knew for a few hours felt comfortable enough
to share a personal experience.
Irish twins are siblings born less than
a year apart. True Irish twins are born less than a year apart but
within the same calendar year. Sunnys birthday is February
2nd. Rumor and Innuendo were born November 28th of
the same year. Pretty wild, huh?
Two years ago, my husband passed away
heart defect. His insurance policies and trust funds left us financial secured
for the rest of our lives. I can afford to send Sunny to Harvard in the fall
and the twins can go to any university that they want provided they keep
up their grades. Yet
no amount of comfort can replace the loss of a
loved one. I miss my husband so much.
I know what you mean, Robin felt
a lump forming in his throat as his thought of his deceased family that was
murdered.
Without a man in the house
thats why Im so over-protective at times, Robin. Thats
way I have these phases as Sunny so eloquently puts them. My
girls are all I have left that were part of my husband. I just love them
so much and I would die if anything bad happened to them. Thats the
real reason why I was asking so many questions about home security.
It wasnt about getting my possessions stolen. I dont care about
that. Theres nothing in this house that isnt insured or cant
be replaced
except my girls. I read stories in the newspapers about
rapists and sexual deviates breaking into houses for female victims
pedophiles and serial killers. I get so scared sometimes. I cant protect
them when there outside, but
at the very least
I want to keep
them safe and secured as long as they are within the confines of this home.
I just wanted you to understand that, Robin. My precautions are not against
you
.
I understand, Robins lump
in his throat got bigger. He was so moved with Mrs. C story that it touched
a place in his heart. I just wanted to let you know, Mrs. C
that
this night has been the best and most fun night that I had in a long
long time.
No longer able to hold back, Robins
eyes soon welled up. He covered his eyes with his gloved hand as the tears
flowed.
There, there, Robin, Mrs. C hugged
him and put his head to her chest as she stroked the back of his head and
comforted him. Whats all this? Did I say something that upset
you?
Robin liked the feel of Mrs. Cs arms
wrapped around him. It felt so warm and safe. Its just that
you and your girls have been so nice to me
made me feel like one of
the family. For just a little while, I felt like a regular kid
not
Robin
not a super-hero. I dont have any real friends
except
Batman. Dont get me wrong
hes a great guy
hes
been like a father to me
but not like my real father. I have an aunt
thats like a mother to me
but its not the same. You remind
me of my mother
she was young and beautiful like you
Oh, God,
I miss her.
After a few minutes of maternal comforting,
Robin was able to recompose himself.
Thanks for letting me vent, Mrs. C,
said Robin. I hope I didnt make you feel uncomfortable. It must
have been awkward to see a grown super-hero break down and cry. I hope I
didnt look too stupid. I was blubbering away like a little
baby.
Nothing of the sort, dear, Mrs.
C reassured him. A real man is not ashamed to show his emotions. The
trick is not to let your emotions dictate your actions or your decisions.
Im very proud of you Robin.
Holy coincidence, Mrs. C. Thats
what Batman tells me all the time. Gosh, you sure have your wisdom down
pat.
Youre very wise yourself, Robin
wise beyond your years.
Did I miss anything? Sunny suddenly
walked into the kitchen.
Nothing, Dear, Mrs. C said innocently.
I was just bending Robins ear with more security questions.
She gave Robin a secret wink to signify their private, tender moment and
there was no need to embarrass him in front of Sunny that he had just finished
crying.
Im glad youre here,
Robin decided to keep talking so Sunny wouldnt pick up on what was
really going on. Just in time to say
goodbye.
Oh, bummer, Sunny pouted. You
cant leave now. Its only early evening. Can you still hang
around
just a little while longer?
Im afraid that Ive overstayed
my welcome as it is.
Nonsense, Robin, Mrs. C persisted
and Sunny was tickled pink that her mother was supporting her argument.
You can stay as long as you like
really.
Thank you, Mrs. C
but I really
dont want to take advantage of your
hospitality
.
Ice cream, Sunny blurted out.
You havent had your dessert, yet. You cant leave without
dessert. Isnt that right, Mom?
Absolutely, Mrs C said sternly.
I have a few pints of Ben and
Jerrys stored in the frig for an occasion such as this. Please
stay and have ice cream with us. It would mean so much to us
and you
did say that all diets are off
.
Well
. Robin pretended to
be coy but was elated that he was asked to stay.
Ben and Jerrys, huh?
Chubby Hubby?
All yours, Boy Wonder, Mrs. C
gave him a wink.
Okay
Ill stay for
dessert.
Awesome! Sunny yelled with the
same excitement as if she hit a winning lottery ticket. But before
ice cream
I need to show you something in the living
room.
Whats going
on?
Youll see in a minute, Robin.
Please join us, too, Mom.
You know, Mrs. C, said Robin as
each female grabbed an arm and escorted him to the living room. If
I didnt know any better, Id think that you were trying to keep
me here on purpose.
Why, Robin, dear boy, Mrs. C laughed.
Youve been such a charming and enchanting guest
that we
may never let you leave.
PART 9
Cheeeeesssseee! said everyone
as they smiled when the camera timer clicked and the flash went off. Everyone,
including Mrs. C gathered around Robin for this once-in-a-lifetime photo
opportunity.
Did you set the tripod to the right
height, dear? Mrs C asked Sunny.
Everything is perfect, Sunny insisted.
This is going to be an awesome picture.
Make sure I get a copy when it gets
developed, said Robin.
I hope it comes out right, said
Rumor. If it doesnt, Ill just
die.
I cant wait until Monday morning
to show it to my friends at school, said Innuendo. Theyll
just be green with envy.
Thats the first time shes
been excited about a Monday, Mrs. C whispered in Robins ear and
he had to hold his laugh.
I cant wait to see everyones
face when I tell them that Robin the Boy Wonder was here for the evening,
said Rumor. Especially when they call me a liar and then I pull out
the photo
.
Would you like to take another one with
Robin, girls? said Mrs C. Without me in
it?
Heavens, no, Mom, said Sunny.
Why would we want that?
Well
when you show it to your
friends
wouldnt it look
dorky with your mother in the picture?
Your not a dork, Mom, Sunny protested.
All the kids at school say that youre the bomb.
Isnt that right, Robin?
Mrs. C, Robin reassured her. If
youre a dork
then Im one of the Jokers
henchmen.
Thank you, Robin, Mrs. C answered
with a blank look and started rubbing the side of her
forehead.
Are you okay, Mom? a concerned
Sunny asked.
I feel one of those strange migraines
starting to stir up, Mrs. C shook her head. Funny
it just
came out of nowhere. I guess the lack of sleep over the last few days and
the excitement of having Robin over as my guest has finally caught up with
me and taken its toll.
Nothing serious, I hope, said
Robin. Should we call a doctor?
No need, thank you for your concern,
Robin. Itll only get serious if I dont take a motrine and go
to sleep. Ill be fine in a few hours
really.
Sorry, gang, Robin said with
somberness. I guess the party is over now and Id better make
my exit. May I have a reign check on that ice cream, Mrs.
C?
Oh darn, whined Rumor. We
were just starting to have fun.
Please dont leave on my account,
Robin, Mrs. C insisted. Sunny will put me to bed and you can
stay to have your ice cream.
Under the circumstances, Mrs. C, I should
leave. You need your rest and we shouldnt disturb you. This time
Robin was being earnest. He was not playing coy in hopes of being coaxed
into staying. He had every intention of leaving.
Please stay, Robin. The girls are enjoying
your company so much. You can go down to the basement and have your ice cream
in the recreation room. You wont disturb me down there. Im sure
the girls would love to show you their pinball machine and video game system.
Just leave the ice cream dishes in the kitchen sink when youre done.
Ill take care of them in the morning.
Thats very kind of you, Mrs C,
but I think it best that
.
Please, Robin, Mrs C persisted.
You wont win this argument. Please stay. I promise you that
Ill be fine. I just need a little rest. Dont let my little headache
put a damper on your fun.
Well
okay
Ill stay
for ice cream
but I promise to leave the second I clean my bowl. Ill
make sure to keep the noise level to a minimum so you wont be
disturbed.
Nonsense, Robin. Stay as long as you
like. Have some fun for gosh sake. Youre on vacation. Dont worry
about me. You dont need a chaperone for the rest of the evening. I
trust you to be alone with my girls.
Thank you for your faith in me, Mrs.
C. You have my word that Ill leave at a reasonable
hour.
I know you will, Robin. My apologies
that I cannot entertain you for the rest of the
evening.
Youve been more than gracious
host, Robin kissed her hand. Thank you and good
night.
Youve been a delight. Youre
welcome here anytime, Robin. Goodnight. She kissed Robin on the forehead
before Sunny led her up the stairs. She couldnt help but make one more
joke despite her headache. Better watch it, Sunny. Hes so cute
and charming that I might pull a Mrs. Robinson on
you.
Quit it, mom, Sunny
laughed.
What do you think of him, mom?
Sunny said as she reached the door of her mothers
bedroom.
Hes kind, descent, well-mannered,
courageous, and not afraid to show his vulnerabilities to a woman. Shes
every bit the man your father was
and more. She touched Sunnys
cheek. You really like this boy
dont you,
Sunny?
Yes, Mom. I like him very
much.
As do I, Sunny. It would break your
heart if he got hurt
wouldnt it?
Yes, Mom. If anything happened to Robin
I would just die of heartbreak.
Then, well have to go along with
your suggestion.
Really? Sunnys eyes glowed
and kissed her mother on the cheek. Thanks, Mom. I love you so
much.
I love you, too, Sunny. Now run long
and have fun.
You are the bomb! Sunny started
toward the stairs.
And Sunny
Mrs. C stopped
her daughter before she reached the first step. Sunny turned around to her
what her mother wanted. Dont forget.
Last call wont be until
after ten oclock.
Sunny nodded as she flew down the stairs.
She threw her fist and under her breath, she muttered,
Yesssssssss!
It was when Sunny reached the bottom of the
stairs case and headed back to the living room that she heard the
commotion.
When Innuendo made sure that her mother and
Sunny were out of hearing range, she said. Great job, Robin. I cant
believe you pulled it off.
Pulled what off? Robin said
innocently.
Ive never seen Mom was relaxed
and giddy, said Rumor. She never lets us have boys over
let alone hang around with us without her being
around.
Get snow job, Robin, said Innuendo.
You buttered her up good and had her totally
fooled.
What are you talking
about?
What do you think of our
mom?
Like I said before, Innuendo, I think
that shes a very nice woman and a gracious
hostess.
Its okay, Robin, Innuendo
goaded him on. She cant hear us now. Tell us the truth. What
do you really think about Mom?
I already told you the
truth.
Get off your moral high horse, Robin,
said Rumor. We all know that our mom is an up-tight, over-protective,
know-it-all, pain in the ass.
Holy Slander, girls! How dare you talk
about your mother behind her back and say such horrible things about that
nice lady.
Its true, Robin, said Innuendo.
You dont know her like we do.
Ill not hear anymore of this,
Robin turned around and in a huff made his way to the
door.
On his way he passed Sunny just as she walked
into the leaving room. Robin, where are you
going?
Sorry, Sunny, Robin kept walking.
Im leaving. The atmosphere in this home suddenly became
very unpleasant.
But you didnt have your ice cream
yet, was the only respond Sunny had to a volatile situation that she
knew nothing about.
No, thank you, Robin grunted.
I just lost my appetite.
What did you do? Sunny growled
at her sisters. Get him back here right now! If Mom finds out he left
the house because you upset him, shell really be
pissed.
Oh, shit! Rumor and Innuendo said
in unison as the looked at each other.
Robin opened the door and took a few steps
outside before Rumor and Innuendo blew past him and stood right in front
of him.
Please, please, please, Robin,
Innuendo pleaded as she took hold of Robins arm. Im sorry.
Im sorry. Please, dont leave.
We didnt mean it, Rumor
pleaded as well. We were just kidding. All kids rip on their parents.
It isnt cool to like your parents too much.
I dont think its cool
or funny, Robin reprimanded them.
Whats going on? Sunny joined
the group.
These two are bad-mouthing your
mother.
You guys! How could
you?
Do you know how fortunate you are to
have that nice lady as your mother? Robin preached like an evangelist
from an obscure satellite TV network. You should thank God everyday
for that wonderful woman. Id give anything to have my mom
back.
After a few minutes of lecturing, Rumor and
Innuendo lowered their heads in shame.
Your right, Robin, Rumor said
in a soft voice. We were totally out of line. Mom really is a great
mom.
We take her for granted sometimes
I guess. Like her sister, Innuendo showed a repentful tone in her voice.
She does so much for us.
Darn tootin, girls, Robin
was starting to calm down but wanted to get in his last two cents.
Shes a great woman
kind
decent
young
beautiful
.
A-ha, Innuendo gave Robin a teasing
look. I knew it. You got the hots for my
mom.
I do not, Robin knew that he was
busted but tried to back-pedal anyway. I mean
shes
lovely
for a mom.
Come on, Robin, Rumor joined the
teasing. We saw you checking her out when you first saw her on the
porch.
I wasnt checking her out,
Robin lied. I was just surprised by the youthful look of your mother.
I really did think she was an older sister for a few
seconds
.
In salute to Sandra Bullock in Miss
Congeniality, all three girls started to dance around Robin and tease
him by singing
. You think Mom is gorgeous
You want to date her
ask her
to marry you
.
Cut that out. Robin had calmed
down and knew they were only teased but he didnt like that his number
was gotten.
Its already to admire my mom,
Robin, Sunny reassured him. She is drop-dead gorgeous.
She makes the three of us look like a bunch of
troglodytes.
I never said that any of you were
troglodytes, Robin never knew that he was being baited again. You
are all very lovely young ladies.
Really? all three said in unison.
Then they danced again. Robin thinks were gorgeous. He wants to date
us
.
Do you want me to leave? Even
Robin couldnt keep a straight face. Everyone was silly and soon everyone
had a fit of the giggles.
Okay, okay, Sunny was the first
to contain her giggles. If we promise to behave, will you stay for
ice cream? No more back-talking, trashing, or
teasing.
Robin peered over to the twins who were doing
the cross my heart signal by drawing on imaginary X
over their chests.
He then looked over to Sunny and held up his
hand in a fist so that only his little finger protruded. Pinky
swear?
Pinky swear, Sunny wrapped her
little finger around Robins.
After Rumor and Innuendo pinky swore
as well, they escorted Robin back into the house.
Whew! Sunny made a mock gesture
of relief by rubbing her forearm against her forehead. Im glad
we able to convince you to stay voluntarily. Id hate to think of the
alternative if you still insisted on leaving.
Yeah, Rumor joined in on the joke.
Then we would have had to pummel you into submission. That would totally
suck
on account that youre cute and wed hate to hurt you
you are much more valuable to us alive, unharmed, and
undamaged.
Still planning to kidnap me
huh,
Sunny? Robin went along with the gag. It wont work, Ladies.
I just checked in. My people know were I am
and that nosey, Mrs. Slycarp
would nark on you.
I guess you out-smarted us again, Boy
Wonder.
Knock it off, Sunny, said Rumor.
We said
no teasing.
PART 10
Armed with their bowls of ice cream and spoons,
our brave hero heroes walked quietly to the back of the house so that they
wouldnt disturb Mrs. C as they made their way to the door that led
to the basement.
Whats going on? said Robin
as she saw Sunny, Rumor, and Innuendo take off their shoes and stand in their
bare feet.
New carpeting in the basement,
said Sunny. Mom will blow a gasket if we leave
footmarks.
I gotta take my boots off? Robin
seemed a little nervous.
I guess you dont have to,
said Rumor. Im sure Mom will make an exception for
you.
Thats okay, Robin kicked
off his green boots and left them by the door with the rest of the shoes.
I dont want any special treatment. If you have rules, then so
do I.
Thanks, Robin, Sunny kissed him
on the cheek. Youre a real trooper. Thats for putting up
with this crap.
The new carpet felt soft on Robins bare
feet and he liked the feel. It had been a while since he kicked
back.
The rec-room had an assortment of soft furniture.
On the insistence of the girls, Robin laid all the way back in a recliner
and ate his ice cream.
For the next few hours they played pinball,
video games, listened to CDs, told jokes, and watched TV
all the stuff
that normal teenagers do and take for granted. Robin totally forgot what
it was like to have so much fun.
The girls started to dance and managed to
coax Robin to join them. Thanks to private dance lessons paid for by Aunt
harriet, Robin proved to be very light on his feet. Although he preferred
to dance with Sunny, Robin made sure that he took turns partnering up with
Rumor and Innuendo so that they wouldnt feel
excluded.
Before Robin knew it, the lights were turned
down low and a slow song was playing. Sunny had her arms wrapped entirely
around Robin and she was resting her head on his chest. It felt so darned
good. She was so warm
and the smell of her hair was
sweet.
Robin looked down at Sunny who looked up at
Robin at the same time. When their eyes met, Robin dropped his head and kissed
Sunny
his first kiss. It lasted a few seconds before Robin suddenly
withdrew.
Holy loss of control, Sunny. I didnt
mean to take advantage of you. I dont know what came over
me.
I wanted you to kiss me, she answered.
Ive been hoping you would all night. Kissing is okay
isnt it, Robin.
Sure, Robin kissed her again,
this time, using a little tongue.
That was nice, Sunny smiled.
And you said you didnt have a lot of experience. Are you holding
out on me?
No way,
Sunny.
Can I tell you some thing,
Robin?
Go ahead.
I lied about saying that I liked
you.
You did? Robin looked
dejected.
I mean
I more than
like you. I love you, Robin. Im
head over heels in love with you. I fell in love with you the first time
I saw you. I didnt tell you before
because I thought I might
scare you off. I dont expect you to feel the same way
but I just
wanted you to know.
Sunny
I
.
No need to say it, Robin, she
interrupted him. I know that there can be nothing between us. I totally
understand that. In the fall, Ill be leaving for Harvard and well
lose touch. We have tonight. Do you think that we can be boyfriend and
girlfriend
just for tonight?
Id like that, Robin kissed
her again, this time more deeply and passionately.
After the song ended, they continued their
make-out session on the couch. The other two sisters totally ignored them.
Rumor contented herself with talking to a friend on the phone while Innuendo
was typing away on a PC.
The kissing went on for an hour or so. It
then turned into touching.
Can you take off your gloves, Robin?
Sunny asked. They feel rough when you touch my face.
Sorry, Robin complied to the
request.
As soon as his hands were bare, Sunny starting
licking his fingers. He got goose pimples when Sunny slowly started sucking
on them
rubbing them on her teeth and tongue and she inserted a finger
and withdrew it.
She stealthily removed his cape so she could
kiss, suck and lick his neck. Robins hormones were now kicking into
overdrive but he somehow maintained control and kept this romantic interlude
to a PG-13 level.
It wasnt until Robin took a glance over
to the TV and saw the nine oclock news starting that he suddenly jumped
up.
Holy lost track of time. I didnt
realize that it was so late. I better collect my things and get
moving.
Its not that late, Robin,
Sunny took his hand. Cant you stay a little
longer?
Ill get busted for
curfew.
But youre a duly deputized officer
of the law, Rumor decided to help her sister out. Surely, they
if you were caught by the cops, they would cut you a break if it were police
business.
They would
if it was police
business
but this isnt.
They dont have to know
that.
Holy deception, Rumor. I cant
lie to Gothams finest.
You wont have to, said Sunny.
Its Friday night and curfew is at 11:30 pm instead of 10:30.
Can you stay until ten oclock? That would give you over an hour and
a half to get home. My mom wont mind if you stay until
ten.
Robin didnt have to have his arm twisted.
Sunny was right. If he left at ten, he would still have plenty of time to
go to the safe building, change into Dick Grayson, call a cab and head home.
If it did push toward 11:30 he could stay inside the building until the cab
pulled up in order not to get picked up by the cops. If worse came to worse,
he could stay in the building until morning.
Okay, Robin smiled. Ten
oclock
but no later
and then I really have to leave
okay?
Deal! Sunny hugged Robin as she
was delight to have her boyfriend extended for another
hour.
After leaving another message for Alfred,
Robin rejoined the group. Okay, ladies, what could we do for the next
hour?
I know, Rumor turned down the
lights until it was almost completely dark. Lets tell ghost
stories.
Sounds like fun, said Robin. I
havent done that since my last camping trip.
Innuendo! Sunny scolded her sister
who was ignoring the group and still typing away on the computer.
Dont be rude. Get off the computer.
Dont be rude? Innuendo huffed
back. Im not the one that ignored the rest of us while you sucked
on Robins face for an hour. What was I suppose to do to amuse myself?
Stare at you and twiddle my thumbs?
Sorry about that, said Robin.
Will you join us?
Thanks for asking, Innuendo took
a seat near Robin and her two sisters. As a matter of fact, I want
to be an author when I graduate from college. I was working on a horror story
will you guys were
busy.
Thats right, Rumor got excited.
Innuendo wrote a real cool and scary story. Tell us about
it.
Nah, its
lame.
After a few words of encouragement, Innuendo
decided to share.
Is this okay, Robin, Sunny took
a firm hold of his arm. I get scared very easily
and my sister
has a very vivid and morbid imagination. Dont say I didnt warn
you.
Fire away, Innuendo, Robin said
confidently. I love a good ghost story.
My pleasure, Boy Wonder. Innuendo
smiled a devilish smile.
Little did Robin know that he would soon learn
that art, does indeed, imitate life
perhaps a little too
well
.
PART 11
Okay, Innuendo cleared her throat
and started to set up her story. Do you guys know what a succubus
is?
Sure, said Rumor. Some kind
of female demon.
Not in my story, Innuendo rebutted.
Succubuses are not
.
Succubae, you dork, Sunny corrected.
That is the proper plural for succubus
not
succubuses
Oh, great, Innuendo groaned.
Well
no big deal I can use the replace all option
on MS Word to fix it. Now
where was I? Yes
Succubae are
neither demons nor devils. They are not denizens of Hell, The Abyss or any
of the lower planes. That was a misnomer from ignorant humans who feared
them because they were different. Stupid humans always give false labels
to things they are too lazy to try to understand. It is so much easier to
fear, hate, and condemn those that are different
making up lies and
falsehoods. They even do this out of jealousy.
Holy getting into character, Robin
whispered to Sunny.
Dont mind her, Sunny whispered
back. She always does that. She takes her creativity very seriously.
Just indulge her, please
she is entertaining
strange
but
interesting.
Succubae are products of the world just
like the humans, Innuendo continued. They are not monsters
but an offshoot of the human race
look just like humans
very much
similar and mortal
well
in most ways. Like humans, Succubae are
beings of flesh and blood and can be killed the same way as a human can be
killed. Succubae are not immune to bullets, blades, or arrows. No need for
a wooden stake through the heart
no silver weapon
no enchanted
blade is required.
That is so lame, said Rumor. If
Succubae are almost like humans, then why are they feared and
hated?
The same reasons why humans find ways
to hate others and segregate themselves into smaller groups
skin
color
religion
social class. As for the Succubae, the differences
were more
how should I say
unconventional
in the typical
ways that groups of humans hate other groups of humans
but it wasnt
so much hate
as it was fear and jealousy.
One reason was that all Succubae are
female. All Succubae are sisters to each other. Thats another reason
why humans were jealous. Being a sisterhood, all Succubae got along with
each other and lived in peace. In all of recorded history, no succubus killed
another succubus. Unlike when Cain slew Able and then it was downhill for
the human race after that. Sure
Succubae argued here and there and
got into squabbles
but they always managed to sit down, talk, and iron
out their differences in a civilized manor rather than resorting to
violence.
Wait a minute, said Sunny. You
slipped up in your story already, Innuendo. If all Succubae are of the female
gender, then how in blazes go they
well
ummm
make more
of each other
reproduce? And if they could reproduce amongst each
other
wouldnt that be like
incest?
Gross!
Im getting to that, said
Innuendo. Hold your cotton-picking horses. Now where was I? Yes
being a sisterhood, Succubae dont steal from each other either. They
share everything
food
clothes
lovers. Unlike humans, they
didnt place as much value on material possessions. Now dont get
me wrong
a succubus is just as interested in a buck as the next human.
They like to wear nice clothes and drive a fancy car
but they do not
define themselves by the things they own
nor do judge others by what
they own.
So far, it sounds like a utopia,
Robin commented.
The Succubae offered humanity a utopian
society. They were willing to use their powers to make to
so.
What kind of
powers?
Psionic powers, Robin. Great mental
powers that each one is born with
not always the same ability
not always the same strength
but each Succubae has a mental ability
such as ESP, telekinesis, teleportation, levitation. Some can open holes
to get from one place to another
like being in Gotham City on one side
and stepping through a gateway ending up in Metropolis. Some can even open
pocket dimensions which are hidden worlds within our own world
but smaller
only a few miles in size
kind of like a secret door
when playing Dungeons and
Dragons. Theyre great
places to hide.
Unfortunately
the humans were
too ignorant to understand that the Succubaes mental powers were a
natural occurrence. They mistook psionics for magic
evil black magic.
They cursed them as heretics, witches, and demons and they hunted them
down
slowly killing the race.
The few that were left, managed to escape
into a pocket dimension and take permanent refuge there. The built a peaceful
society
wanting to repopulate their numbers so they could over-throw
the human race and take their places as rightful rulers. The humans had screwed
up their world and they needed to be guided by the Succubae in
order to create that utopia.
For five hundred years, they lived
peacefully
only opening up a hole back into the human world so they
could send a scout or two to collect supplies
as well as capturing
human males so that they could
feed.
Feed? Sunny started to get scared
and grabbed a tighter hold on to Robin. They eat people? Drink their
blood?
Nothing like that
another human
misconception. They need sustenance in two ways. The first is their physical
hunger
that they need to eat and drink the same food as humans do.
They also need to breathe air. The second is their spiritual hunger. You
see
Succubae can live for thousand and thousands of years. They dont
physically age past the age of eighteen
except the queen
being
the oldest and wisest
and most beloved and powerful
she stops
aging when her physical appearance hits thirty.
Holy fountain of youth, Innuendo. How
do they do that?
They seduce the captured men. The energy
given off by the male libido as well as the sexual body fluids given off
is phenomenal. The Succubae feed on these things to rejuvenate dying cells
in their body and keep themselves forever young. Of course, the Succubae
also do this for recreation and pleasure
all work and no play
.
the queen
of course doesnt need to feed in this way. She sustains
her youth whether she seduces or not. Thats the tradeoff
she
doesnt need to seduce to feed
but she ages older than her
subjects
but not much older. Of course
she still has needs and
desires and seduces for pleasure.
Holy parasite, Robin couldnt
believe Innuendos imagination. Those poor captured men
sucked away like leeches
and a lifetime of being a sexual slave. Its
too gruesome to imagine.
They are not leeches! Innuendo
took offense to the remark, but Robin took no offense as he believed that
she was only getting into her story. Parasites are creatures
that take from the host and harm them without giving the poor host anything
in return. The males that Succubae capture are not slaves
but beloved
servants.
Whats the difference? asked
Rumor.
Slaves are forced to things through
threat of violence
servants are compensated for performing their duties.
As a matter of fact, they are treated like princes. All there needs are attended
to. In addition to a lifetime of awesome sex and pleasure, the Succubae give
them a portion of vitality so that they, too, can remain young for thousands
of years. The only price they have to pay is that the are sworn to loyalty
and bonded to their mistresses forever
but I think thats a small
price to pay for eternal youth.
Ah-ha, a light-bulb finally went
off over Sunnys head. Thats why they captured human
males
not only to stay young... but also to get themselves pregnant,
too
on account that they only give birth to
girls.
Wrong, Sunny, Innuendo liked knowing
more than here sister. Succubae
at least the lesser
Succubae cant get pregnant. They also cant get sexually transmitted
diseases or spread them. Only the queen can get pregnant. Shes responsible
for populating the colony
and when shes ready to breed
she can drop children likes theres no tomorrow. So that is way all
Succubae are sisters
literally.
Sort of like a bee colony, said
Robin. The queen is the breeder of the race. The lesser Succubae are
like the worker bees
and the captured males are the drones? Simple
concept
but highly original on your end. Tell me, Innuendo, does this
queen lay eggs? Is that why shes able to pump out those succubus-babies
so fast?
Thats gross, Sunny
replied.
Shes a mammal, Robin, said
Innuendo. She gives birth to live young. Mammals dont lay eggs
Duh!
What about the platypus? Robin
smiled back.
Okay, you got me there, Boy Wonder.
Anyway
the queen breeds at a very fast rate. A baby only gestates in
her womb for nine hours instead of nine months. It only takes a newborn
succubus 18 days instead of 18 years to reach full maturity. That
means the queen can have a child a day
even more if shes blessed
with twins or triplets.
Holy acceleration, Innuendo. Those poor
Succubae get cheated out of a childhood.
But the trade-off is a lifetime of youth.
Not a bad deal if you ask me.
Lets see, Rumor did some
figures in her head. Five hundred years at three-hundred-sixty-five
babies a year
which makes about 182,500. How many do they need to conquer
the world?
About 50,000
actually.
That gives them more than three times
the amount need, said Robin. What are they wanting
for?
They could conquer
if they had
that number
but in those five hundred years, there was not been one
new born.
Is the queen sterile? said
Sunny.
Nope. Quite fertile and ready to drop
them out at any time.
So whats the problem? asked
Rumor.
The queen is very sad. In that attack
of five hundred years ago, her drone-consort was
killed.
Still mourning his loss after five hundred
years? said Sunny. At least shes romantic
not taking
another husband to honor her deceased love.
Nothing like that. She simply cant
find a suitable replacement.
What about the other drones in the colony?
Surely one of them would want to be Mr. Queen.
Sadly, Robin, she can only use them
for pleasure. If she tries to use them to impregnate herself, shell
end up killing them
and she loves them too much for that. Dont
get me wrong
shes a gentle and tender lover when it comes to
recreational sex
but to get pregnant, she has too cut loose
go
all out. In this stage, she is highly sexually aggressive and she has an
immense sexually appetite. It takes a special type of man to please her
and she been looking for over five hundred years
and she thinks shes
found someone to fit the bill.
It seems the queen has very high
standards
sounds like only someone like Superman could
qualify.
Wrong again, Robin. Superman is an
alien
incompatible physiology
impossible to mate with him. The
drone consort must be a pure human
not a meta-human, mutant,
or altered human. He must never have had a wife. He must be of top physical
condition, intelligent, brave, loving, and kind. He is that rear human with
a love and great sexual potential
. a rear human with a tremendous sexual
libido
great sexual energy and prowess
who can survive the
queens mating sessions
over and over again
and satiate
her sexual and romantic hunger. Oh yeah
he also has to be well-endowed
and well-hung
he must be blessed with a really big pecker. The queen
just loves big cocks.
Watch your language, Sunny reprimanded
her sister. You better keep this story to PG-13 level or
else.
Okay, okay, Innuendo moaned.
Sorry, I offended you
geez! Anyway
the queen his very happy
because
after five hundred years, she finally feels this great libido
presence on Earth. She has the glass slipper and all she needs to do is find
the person it belongs to. The worker Succubae are even more excited
because they have someone else that they can adore other than the queen.
You see
not only does the drone-consort pleasure and impregnate the
queen, but hes also responsible for pleasuring the other Succubae of
the hive when the other regular drones are too
exhausted.
Im surprised that after five hundred
years of searching for her mate, that the queen would share him with her
subjects.
Succubae share everything, Robin
that also goes for the queen. As a matter of fact, she has to share
her new drone-consort with a lesser Succubae before she mates with
him.
What do you mean that she has
to share? Robin thought this whole story was nothing more than for
poor Innuendo to vent out her own sexual frustrations. Nevertheless, even
though the story was twisted, demented, and morbid, something intrigued him
to want to hear more. He needed to satisfy his curiosity.
This chosen one may be a
great sexual-tyrannosaurus-stud-buck
but he still is
human. The
fact that hes a virgin means that
even sexually strong, he would
not survive the initial encounter with the queen. A lesser Succubae has to
break him in for the queen
seduce him gently
make
him strong and build his strength to keep up with the queen. The first step
isnt suppose to hurt
the drone-consort needs to take baby
steps
so to speak. Its a tricky process. They often have to seduce
the drone-consort by force
often binding him helpless so that he
cant prevent the lesser succubus from seducing him. They have to screw
and bang his brains out until his will is broken to the point where his obedience
is absolute. They cant take a chance that he will betray the colony
later by trying to escape or kill himself to escape his fate. After two or
three great climaxes with lesser Succubae, the new drone-consort is ready
to rock n roll with the queen.
Couldnt the queen just break
in the guy herself? asked Rumor. Didnt you say that
the queen was a gentle lover?
Werent you paying attention, moron.
The queen is only gentle during pleasure sex, not for procreation. She could
break in her new lover, but she dare not risk it and she doesnt want
to take a chance. She doesnt trust herself and would rather play it
safe. After five hundred years of searching, she may become too overcome
with love, lust and desire and forget herself.
Wow! said Rumor. It looks
like this new drone-consort is going to be walking funny for about the first
week. I hope his loin muscles are in shape. So
who is this poor
sap?
The done-consort is hardly a sap. He
is the pre-generator of the race.
Pardon me. Get a life,
Innuendo.
Get bent, Rumor. Do you want me to continue
or not?
Please do, Robin spoke up. Who
did they find?
A knight, Innuendo continued on
with her same zest as before, totally forgetting that she was mocked only
seconds before. A very brave and courageous knight. He is very handsome
and noble
but like most humans
he is ignorant. He hates the queen
because he wrongly believes that she is an evil demon that wants to devour
his soul. He is too blind to see that the queen only wants to love him and
bare his children.
They made many attempts to capture him
but, time and time again, they failed. He fought back most viciously. He
was most persistent to fight the queen and her minions and, in turn, the
queen was persistent to make him hers.
As time went on
and after each
subsequent attempt
they found the knight not to be as noble and kind
as he led others to believe. He was only
pretending to be kind and noble
and virtuous. He was real mean, arrogant, and a general over all
.
a-hole. Innuendo heeded Sunnys wrong to curb her language. He
was like a Hollywood actor that would be sweet and nice to the general public
appearances or while on camera, but would become an instant jerk as soon
as he was in private. It didnt make sense. The knight was the
chosen one. He had to be! The libido energy aura that was always in his presence
didnt lie. How could this pompous, arrogant, jackass be the chosen
drone-consort? It all seemed hopeless.
Then a very smart succubus figured out
the answer. It was so simple and obvious when she told the queen her theory.
The queen cursed her own stupidity for being so blind and arrogant that she
failed to see the answer that was right under her nose
the real
drone-consort was hiding in plain sight the whole time. Everyone failed to
see the answer sooner and could have spared themselves the wasted time and
agony trying to go after the knight.
It was ironic. The queen and the other
Succubae condemn the human race for being blind and arrogant, and here they
were doing the very same thing
talk about being hypocrites. When they
felt the great libido aura they naturally assumed that it came form the knight
that stood proud in his shiny black armor and rode the mighty white war stallion
covered in barding. Hey, Robin, you know the old saying about when you
assume?
Holy anagram, innuendo
you make
an ass out of
u and
me.
This clever succubus discovered that
the energy signature didnt radiate from the knight at all
but
his loyal and faithful squire that was always by his side
the unpretentious
boy that wore humble clothes and rode a simple old retired farm mare. When
the squire was in battle his only defense was plain leather armor and a
battered-up wooden shield. He had to fight with a cheap, heavy, short
sword
unlike his masters plate-mail, well-balanced long sword,
and hardened steel shield.
He was the true chosen one
who was more worthy of being a knight than his master was. As a matter of
fact, the squire should have been promoted to knight a long time ago
but his master held him back. The knight was jealous of his servant and
couldnt face the fact that the squire would become greater than himself.
The boy was good enough to clean his armor, sharpen his weapons, cook his
food, and clean up after the horses
but the knight was too selfish
to see his apprentice as an eventual equal
or even his
superior.
The arrogant and vain knight did everything
he could to keep the boy down. The knight kept telling his squire that he
was no where near ready for knighthood. He would always berate that boy and
use a condescending tone of voice
you see the knight was a master
manipulator that he did it in such a friendly, charming way that squire had
no clue that he was purposely being kept down.
Although the boy was brave and virtuous,
he was inexperienced in the ways of the world. He was kind and trusting
and very naïve
always finding the good in people rather than the
bad
and that horrible knight took full advantage of that. So
for many years the squire toiled in mediocrity while the knight took the
mantle of glory that he did not deserve.
When the queen heard of this she was
ecstatic! She wanted the young hero more than ever. If she didnt have
him soon, she would die. Unfortunately
to quote Shakespeare:
Therein lies the rub. You see
this boy was more noble, vitreous and kind then all the drone-consort that
came before him. The queen couldnt simply ask the boy to rule by her
side. The squires honor would never allow himself to be the father
of a race of beings that would eventually over-through his own beloved human
race. He would never willingly or voluntarily betray his own people no matter
how beautiful and loving he found the queen.
The other problem was that the boy was
a virgin. He had a notion in his head that it was his purity that made him
noble and brave and if he laid with a woman, he would lose his noble qualities
and never become a knight and be a hero no more
and there was nothing
the queen or anyone else could do to convince him
otherwise.
Holy
coincidence, Robin whispered in Sunnys ear. That sounds
a lot like me.
I swear, Robin, Sunny whispered
back. I didnt tell them your secrets. I would never tell anyone.
I kept my promise. Its all a coincidence. Hes been working on
this story long before I met you.
I believe you. Robin did believe
Sunny because
first
he trusted her
and second
logic
dictated that Sunny was telling the truth. The whole time, Sunny was never
out of Robins presence long enough to inform anything to her sister.
Even when he was alone with Mrs C. in the kitchen, she could hear Sunny talking
on the phone from the other room to her classmate about
schoolwork.
Another reason he had no knowledge of
women
and he could have got any one with little effort
was because
he was very shy. He was very scared to have sex. He felt that if he tried,
the girl would laugh at him
believe him not to be sexually adequate
but that was far from the case. He didnt even realize how gorgeous
he was and that he was hung like a horse, too.
The queen knew that the boy-hero would
not cooperate on his own so
with that in mind, the queen had no choice
but to send her minions to beat the boy into submission
humiliate
him
and have him brought before her
thats the usually way
that drones are captured. She didnt want to do it that way, but she
ached to feel the boy inside of her and she didnt want to waste any
more time. She was also afraid that if she didnt act quickly, she would
lose her opportunity and have to wait another five hundred years for another
suitable candidate.
However, the succubus that discovered
the boy as the chosen one, intervened on his behalf. He, too, fell deeply
in love with the boy as she was drawn in by his innocence, kindness, and
compassion. She couldnt bear to see this boy beaten down, humiliated,
and raped like all the others. He was not worthy of the same treatment as
capturing a common drone.
She begged and begged the queen to have
mercy on this magnificent and worthy boy. She had a plan to capture the squire
unharmed
but it would take time and it was risky
and the queen
was growing impatient. If the plan failed, they would never get the squire
again. Despite her better judgment, the queen relented and gave her subject
permission to carry out her plan. Although the queens loins ached for
the boy, it would be better, in the long run, to take him unharmed. It was
a gamble worth taking. The queen figured that she waited five hundred
years
she could wait a little longer. Some things are worth the
wait.
The succubus disguised herself as a
human and befriended the squire. Slowly, she gained his trust
discovered
his strengths and weaknesses. Finally, many weeks later, when she was discreetly
able strip him of his armor
separate him from his weapons. When she
was sure that he was vulnerable and weaponless
and totally unaware
of danger, she sprung her trap. The poor boy was totally blindsided as he
was over-taken by Succubae that bound him secure and rendered him totally
helpless. He never saw it coming. The look of his defeat was totally
priceless.
It wasnt as difficult to capture
the boy as the succubus believed. He was smart and clever
but as smart
and clever as his knight-master
the arrogant pig saw to that by not
educating the boy as much as he should have
just holding back enough
to keep the boy in check. Being under the knights thumb, turned out
to be an advantage for the succubus
and the young squires downfall.
The boy-hero was smart
dont get me wrong
but the succubus
was just a little bit smarter
not by much
but just enough to
pull off the trap.
When he was brought before the queen,
she was totally elated that they, at last, snared the uncatchable fly within
their slowly spun web of deceit
and without so much as scratching that
fine, firm, gorgeous young body.
The queen was so pleased that
as a reward for her outstanding service
she ordered the clever, young
succubus to break in their new captive drone-consort before bringing
him to the queens chamber so that she could immediately procreate with
him.
Holy sticky situations. How did the
young hero escape his fate?
Innuendo shot Robin a wide shit-eating grin
before answering. He didnt.
PART 12
He didnt? Robin took a little offense to
Innuendos remark. Surely, the young squire-heros goodness,
pureness, and virtue prevailed in the end? Batman says that good always overcomes
evil.
Not in my story, Robin
and my name is Innuendo
not
Shirley.
It
took Robin a few seconds to get that pun.
Besides, Innuendo continued. Succubae are not evil.
The only wanted to love the hero and repopulate their race and reclaim what
was rightfully theirs
and thats exactly what happened. The young
succubus gently broke in the squire
as well as a few others. Then the
queen screwed his brains out for the next few hundred years until there were
enough Succubae to conquer the world. The boy lost his hero-ness
but gained a lifetime of youth and lots of great blissful sex. The queen
and the other Succubae found their lost love and made the world a better
place to live
for Succubae and humans alike
except the humans
needed to be guided. Everybody wins
the end.
That was so cool, Innuendo said Rumor. You should
send the manuscript out to a publisher or literary
agent.
Publishers and literary agents wouldnt know good literature
even if it came and bit them on the ass. All they do is send rejection form
letters. I dont even think they even bother to read the queries or
manuscripts. They dont like anything. Its always not what
were looking for or were not the agency for you
or were not accepting new clients. Its all bullshit.
Publishers wont look at your manuscripts unless theyre submitted
by an agent
and agents wont represent you unless youve
already been published. As Robin would say: Holy Catch
22!
Take it easy, Sunny tried to calm her sister down but
she was on a roll.
Those jerks hate everything
except that
Harry Potter crap. I hope that
Rowling bitch know that she totally caught lightning in a bottle
and
Im a ten-times better writer that that twit
and she probably
thinks shes a great literary figure like Virginia Woolf. Of course
if you are a celebrity, theyll publish your book. I bet Pamela Anderson
didnt write her own book
hired some other chump to do it. They
print some boring-ass book by Barack Obama that sells
like
fifty
copies. That wife of Dr. Phil
for crying out loud
shes
not even a real celebrity
just married to one
and they publish her book
I bet if she submitted
her work under the name of
Roberta Marcus
and no one knew she
was that bald-headed hicks wife
theyd pass on it like a
bad kidney stone. I hate that Dr, Phil, too
self-serving, arrogant,
pompous know-it-all redneck
the only things that come from Texas are
steers and queers and I dont see any horns growing out of his head.
How come that Jared from Subway can get a book deal and I
cant? What was he? A fatass geek that lost some weight? For crying
out loud
theyll publish some dork that hocks sandwiches for a
living
but they wont even give my stuff an honest glance? Even
if I did get published, those greedy bastards would take all the money and
give me
like
five cents a book or something like
that.
Im sorry, Robin, Sunny shook her head. She
gets on this tangent once in a while. Its best to let it run its course
until she runs out of steam.
How about self-publishing? Robin asked, hoping to calm
her down.
All those places do is charge you up the ass for editing and
promotion. They get all your money and you get a bunch of books printed that
end up collecting dust on your shelf. Even on www.lulu.com were theres
no fees and they print on demand as ordered
but no one buys books on
that site unless its some boring non-fiction computer book. If you
want to get your ranking up, you still have to pay for an advertising campaign.
Even if I sell a lot of books as self-published, those traditional
publishers wont give me a publishing credit. I just cant win.
Innuendo took a deep breath and seemed to calm down. Well
if
I cant get it in print or make money on it
I might as well share
it with the world for free. Im going to post it on the Mr. X website
so millions can view it.
Whos Mr. X? Robin inquired.
I doubt that youve heard of him, said Rumor.
Hes one of many that host sites that feature stories of
super-heroines in peril. They always end up in bondage and become victims
of sexual assaults and other kinky stuff.
Why would anyone want to read garage like that? Sunny
couldnt believe her ears.
To get off, I guess, answered Rumor.
How do you know about these sites? Robin gave Rumor the
look of one eyebrow raised and the other lowered.
I dated a creep that played a sick joke on me. He knew that
I liked to read Batgirl comics and he said there was a website with Batgirl
stories on it. He showed me some that were written by some jerk named
Flamingo Boy. At first, it read like a legitimate story
but then it got twisted and creepy. Batgirl ends up getting captured by this
eccentric mysterious, reclusive billionaire who ties her up, cuts off her
costume, unmasks her and makes her perform lewd sexual acts. It was sick,
perverted, and demented
but I couldnt help myself. I couldnt
stop reading the damn thing until I got to the very end. And this story was
long, too
it just went on and on
sometimes going off about trivial
nothings
not even making a point. He takes two paragraphs to explain
something that can be summed up in a single sentence. What a
loser.
Later on, I felt ashamed and I dumped
the creep
and never went back to that site or read anything like that
again. That author
Flamingo Boy
what a twisted whack-job
and what kind of name is Flamingo Boy? Is that a stupid faggot pseudonym/pen
name or what? He couldnt come up with anything better? It sounds like
a stage name for a male stripper or a gay porno star. This guy has too much
time on his hands. He needs to get a life
and get laid while hes
at it, too.
Oh, no! Robin paid no attention
to Rumors tirade. Its 10:30. I didnt realize that
weve talked this long. Ive really pushed the dead line now. Your
mom wont like it that I stayed this late. Now, I really, really, really
have to leave.
I guess youd better, Sunny
sadly agreed and so did her sisters.
I better collect my things, Robin wasnt too thrilled
either that his night of fun was coming to an end, but he knew that asking
to stay the night was out of the question. He looked around in a confused
state. Where are my boots, cape, and gloves?
A-ha, Rumor smiled in delight. You owe me two bucks,
Innuendo.
Whats going on, Sunny scolded her sister. Did
you take Robins things?
I did it while you two were sucking face on the sofa. You guys
were so into it, that you didnt even see me do it. I bet Innuendo that
Robin wouldnt even notice they were gone until it was time to leave.
Ill collect everything and leave it on the kitchen table. That way
Robin can grab it on the way out from the back
door.
Why the back door? Sunny asked. Thats rather
rude. I dont think that Robin should slither out the back like a thief
in the night.
What about Mrs. Slycarp? Shell see Robin leave through
the front. She has no concept of time. Anytime after dark is considered
late to her. Shell end up blabbing to Mom that Robin left
at midnight or something. If he goes through the back, its too dark
for the old nosey battle-axe to spot him.
Im afraid that true, Robin, said Sunny. Can
we trouble you do that? I know its stupid, but we just got Mom to mellow
out, and if she thinks that you left at a late hour, shell never let
us have friends over again until were all
twenty-one.
Well
I guess I could do
that.
Thanks, Robin, said Innuendo. Youre a real
trooper. Youre stuff will be by the door. Ill say my good-night
now as Im sure that you and Sunny will want a few minutes alone. Thanks
for everything, Robin. You are the bomb!
It was a real blast. Robin, Rumor walked up her stairs
and followed her sister. I hope we can do it again.
Goodnight.
Goodnight, girls, Robin gave them a friendly salute. Sadly,
he knew that this night out for a rare one-time deal
and so did
Sunny.
Robin found his cape, neatly folded, with his boots and gloves resting
on top resting a kitchen counter not far from the back door. Before he could
grab them, Sunny put his arm around him.
Oh, Robin, she said. I really, really had a great
time. Ill never forget this night as long as I live. Thank you for
letting me get to know you better.
The same goes for me. Please tell your mother thank you
for the dinner and her hospitality. I really liked being treated as a person
instead of an icon
its something that I havent felt in
a long, long time.
Robin boldly gave Sunny a deep, long kiss. Since it would be their
last, he threw caution to the wind. He deeply penetrated her mouth with his
tongue and kept it there for almost two minutes.
When they finally finished, a breathless Sunny tightly wrapped her
arms around Robin, buried her head in his chest and started to
cry.
Holy water works, Sunny. Theres no need to cry. Well
be seeing each other again. I promise.
I know, Robin
but not in the same way as tonight. I just
dont want it to end. Its not fair.
Youre right, Robin cupped Sunnys chin and
tilted her head up. Its not fair
but our destinies have
only crossed momentarily and our roads now go off in different
directions.
After holding each other for a few more minutes, Sunny went to the
counter and grabbed Robins things. Before she handed them over, she
said, Oh
I almost forgot. I wanted to say
Im
sorry.
Sorry, Robin was puzzled. For
what?
That horrible story that Innuendo subjected you
to.
Forget about it, Sunny. I thought it was a very
interesting
story.
No, Sunny sighed. It wasnt a story. Every
word of it is true.
Huh? Was Sunny playing a joke on him in order to alleviate
her heart-ache?
Im sorry that
that squire in the story is
actually
you. Sunny then backed away a few step and with a loud
voice shouted. NOW!
Before Robin could react, he felt the wooden floor underneath him
suddenly give away
no
he was actually passing through
the floor. It no longer felt solid. It was like he was a ghost
phasing through a solid wall.
The next thing Robin knew he was back in the recreation room. Before
he could twist his body and land properly or roll with the fall, he landed
hard on a gym mat. It was enough so that he didnt injure himself, but
the sudden fall and landing did knock the wind out of
him.
As
the stunned Robin lay on the floor motionless, Rumor and Innuendo were already
on top of him.
PART 13
Hurry, said Sunny as
she phased through the ceiling and landed softly on her feet
using her mental power of levitation. Hell only be stunned for
a few seconds.
Check! said Rumor as she got ready with the a spray can
that she was holding and making sure that her sister, Innuendo, was not in
the way.
Being in great physical shape, Robin was able to clear his head and
regain his bearing much faster than an untrained citizen; however, it
wasnt fast enough. The girls already took this into account, and before
they could allow Robin the chance to fight back, Rumor caught Robin in the
face with a blast of the spray.
Upon immediate inhalation (and absorption through the skin for good
measure), the Boy Wonder felt more dizzy and disorientated than before. He
felt as weak as a kitten as his strength and endurance was suddenly sapped
away. He could only haplessly slump to the floor. He couldnt even lift
his arms and his legs felt like dead weights.
Thatll take the fight out of him for a few minutes,
said Sunny as she threw each one of her sisters a coil of rope that was black
in color. Roll him over on his stomach. Bind him helpless. Make sure
those knots nice and tight. Take your time. If he gets loose, the queen will
have my head.
Relax, said Innuendo as she took Robins arms and
forced them behind his back and crossed his wrists and bound them together
with a series of tight inescapable knots while Rumor did the same with
Robins ankles. This rope is totally
escape-proof.
Only if you tie the knots properly, Sunny came back. Do
it the same way that our ally showed us.
Ugghhh! Robin moaned in his semi-conscious state as his
body stiffened as Innuendo put the final knot in his bindings and gave it
a hard pull for good measure.
Watch it! Sunny reprimanded her sister. Not so
hard.
Im only making sure that he cant get loose, Sunny.
Thats what you wanted in the first place. Stop
complaining.
Finished, Rumor put the last knot in to secure Robins
bound ankles.
Nicely done, kid sisters, Sunny smiled briefly before getting
a look of anxiousness. Oh
shit
quick you guys
roll
him over on his back!
Robin moaned again as he was helpless rolled on to his back. He felt
Sunny's hands on his buckle before she ripped his utility belt off from his
waist. Robin cursed to himself, as even in his clouded state of mind, he
was trying to reach for a cutting device in his belt. When he felt his belt
slip off his waist
so did his last chance to escape. These ropes were
different. He could feel them fusing on to his skin
becoming part of
his flesh. There was no way he could cut, break or wiggle out without ripping
his own body apart. It was the perfect binding device
and a perfect
trap!
Almost forgot about this, Sunny tangled the belt in front
of Robin before tossing it off in a dark corner never to be seen again. I
almost made the same mistake as everyone else. Good thing you told me about
this on the way home from school. And you were just about to get something
from it, too. Close
but no cigar.
It was very clever how you got his boots, gloves and cape away
from him, Sunny. Rumor lifted Robins back forcing him into an
upright sitting position.
Dont get in a huff, Robin, Innuendo kneeled next
to him. Sunny didnt give away your secrets. She always keeps
a promise. We all knew that you have escape tool hidden in your boots gloves
and cape long before that. Also remember that Sunny never promised
that she wouldnt use your secret against you so that we could tie you
up and make you are helpless prisoner.
From out of nowhere, Innuendo pulled out a knife.
What are you doing? Sunny yelled.
You promised not to hurt him. Thats the only reason why I let
you two help me with this.
Im not going to hurt him,
Innuendo grunted back. Sunny was relieved to see that her sister was only
using the knife to cut the strings the held the front of Robins red
vest closed. Im just going to cut off his vest
in case
he has shit hidden in here, too
and so what if we rough him up a bit?
We can just tell the queen that we had to use reasonable force because he
was resisting capture.
Lets just
bitch-slap him around a little bit, laughed Rumor. No one will
ever know.
Youll do nothing of the sort, Sunny meant business.
Ill report you if you do. Robin is in no condition to resist
now or attack any one of us so
.
Okay, baby, Innuendo made two masterful cuts around
Robins shoulders and discarded his vest to the side. Now Robin was
only clad in his green one-piece tunic. Well do it your way.
Seconds later, Robin could feel two pairs on hands groping up and
down his body
checking to see if he had any more hidden weapons
violating him as well.
Rumor, satisfied that there were no weapons in his tunic, let Robin
fall to the floor and she and her sister backed away and stood next to Sunny
to admire their handiwork. It didnt take long before Robin was able
to regain his wits. All three watched in ecstasy as the Boy Wonder struggled
helpless in his bonds. They watched him twist and gyrate and they got turned
on
even more so when Robin finally collapsed from exhaustion as they
watched his chest heave up with heavy breathes.
Robin was having a strange experience as well. Although he found himself
bound helpless and totally at the mercy of these girls, a part of him actually
felt sexually excited and stimulated. To his shame, he felt himself getting
hard.
There he is, Sunny, Innuendo bragged. Your plan
worked to a charm. The mighty Robin, Boy Wonder, is now totally bound before
us and our helpless captive
to do with as we please
and theres
not a damn thing he can do about it. Whatsa' matter, super-stud? Not use
to a bunch a teeny-boppers getting the drop on you? And with little effort,
too?
Holy entanglement, Robin finally summoned enough strength
to speak. I cant get loose. Im totally trapped. I knew
that you girls wanted to keep me here
but this joke has gone too
far.
Its no joke, Im afraid, Robin, Sunny approached.
You really are our prisoner. I promise you that if you behave
that
You wont get away with this Sunny, Robin ranted.
I thought you were my friend.
I still am
.
Everyone knows Im here
theyll find me and
mmmmmpppph!
Sunny stuffed a rag in Robins mouth and then secured it into
place by tying a gag around his mouth. She couldnt bear to heat
Robins pleas.
I am your friend, Robin, she said as she gently stroked
his hair. Thats why I formulated this plan
to capture you
without hurting you. Im sorry I did this
but it was the only
practical way. If I didnt intervene on your behalf, the queen would
have left it up to my sisters
and they can be cruel and vicious when
it comes to the
hunt
Damn straight, Rumor
snarled.
I also afraid that it wont matter that your
friends know that youre here. Well be long gone by
then
and well be at a place where no one can track you or follow
us.
Mmmmppph, Robin gave a muffled curse of
contempt.
Im sorry, Robin, Sunny broke down and started to
sob on Robins chest. Im so sorry. I couldnt bear
to see them hurt you. Please forgive me.
Cut the sentimental crap already,
said Innuendo. Its after ten oclock and we need to catch
the last gateway. The queen cant keep it open indefinitely for us,
you know.
A few minutes later, Sunny, Rumor, and Innuendo
picked up Robin and escorted him to the back porch which was
more like a raised balcony overlooking a very large back
yard.
All the time he was dragged, Robin feebly
struggled in his bounds, but found release impossible. He was tied up too
well
not to mention that when he struggled, he was pulling on his own
skin and muscles
and it really hurt!
Dont bother, Robin, mocked
Rumor. Those are special ropes that the queen made specifically for
your capture. Shes taking no chances with you. The rope are bonded
to your wrist
fused to your bone. I suggest you dont
struggle.
Shes right, Robin, Sunny
tried to calm him down. Youll only hurt yourself
. But
dont worry
theyll dissolve in a day or two. Im afraid
its a rule that all new stud-bucks must be restrained for, at
least, twenty-four hours
even if they agree to come
vouluntarily.
And before that happens, Innuendo
jumped in. Well have already broken you
and your cute,
sweet little ass will belong to all of us
including the
queen.
Take a good look, Boy Wonder,
Rumor forced Robins head up and made him peer into the beautiful
nights sky. Take one last look at your precious Gotham City.
Make it last because
you wont be seeing it
again.
Stop teasing him, said Sunny.
Hes probably scared enough as it is.
Stop being such a wet blanket, Sunny,
Rumor mocked her sister. Its bad enough that we have to do this
your way
without hurting him
but for crying out loud
cant I have a little fun?
Shut up, you two, Innuendo pointed
her finer down from the porch. There it is.
Robins eyes widened in terror as he
saw the inter-dimension gateway open up. It was parallel to the grass of
the back yard. He could even see what was on the other side
the interior
of a palace!
Rumor opened a swing gate to the porch. It
just opened up to
nowhere. There were no stairs to lead to the grass.
It was almost the same opening on a ship
when pirates wanted you to
walk the plank.
Robin struggled uselessly as Rumor and Innuendo
grabbed him and laughed as they dragged him toward the opening. He could
do nothing as he was thrown off the porch and his body sailed through the
portal opening.
Sunny, Rumor, and Innuendo soon jumped in
after him.
Unlike the basement, Robin landed into the
pocket dimension on a pile of soft pillows. This time this fall
was broken gently without having the wind knocked out of him. No sooner did
he land when Rumor and Innuendo lifted him up and got him back on his feet.
There was another girl in the room about the same age as the trio that captured
him.
Is that him? the girl glowed.
Is that really him? Oh, my gosh! Hes
like
totally gorgeous!
That he is, Sunny answered the
girl. Isnt he everything the queen said he is
and
more?
Friggin A, Sunny, the girl
remarked as she looked at Robins crotch and saw his bulge. Hey
there, big boy. My name is Chastity
put dont let the name fool
you.
Hey, Chaz, Innuendo interrupted
the girls glaring. Where does the queen want
him?
Oh, yeah
to the throne room
on the double.
It didnt take long to drag Robin into
the court room which was occupied by about twenty young women and about six
men. One of the girls had handed a young man a chalice of wine before wrapping
his arm around him. He also noticed a figure standing in the shadows. He
couldnt quite make the person out but there was something
familiar.
Is that the one? the young man
with the wine asked his companion and interrupted Robins train of thought.
For the queen?
Thats right, the girl answered.
Lucky bastard.
Robin was confused. He was in the
throne room but didnt see a throne. Why was it called the
throne room?
A few seconds later he discovered
why.
A ten foot diameter hole opened in the floor
and a large throne, ornately carved from stone slowly rose up. On the throne
sat the familiar image of the queen
namely Mrs. C!
This Mrs. C was quite different from the one
that Robin had met earlier in the evening.
First off, her hair was down to her shoulders. It seemed fuller
a little more wild and seemed to spike out and the ends. Her lips were covered
with a bright red lipstick rather than the subtle tone of the afternoon.
She did her make-up around her eyes to give her cat eyes which
where fixed on Robin with a lustful gaze.
Instead of her floral print dress, she wore, what looked like, evening
gown
but made of entirely black leather. She had unusual long dark
gloves that went up to her elbows put they didnt extend over her
finger
actually a single loop over her middle finger secured them into
place.
Bring him forward, she boomed in a loud
voice.
Rumor and Innuendo dragged him before the queen, forcing him into
a kneeling position. Sunny stood off to the side.
Shes magnificent, the queen gave Robin a closer
look. Remove his gag.
Mrs. C, Robin blurted out the second his mouth restraint
was removed. Whats going on? What is this
place?
Innuendo has already explained that to you, the queen
answered. I can see the fear in your eyes, Robin
but you need
not be scared. You are quite safe now. No harm will come to you
so
long as you dont compel us to do so.
You got me, but you wont get,
Batman
.
We dont want Batman, the queen said to Robins
surprise. Although
he was our original target. I almost made
a terrible mistake if Sunny hadnt pointed it out. I wasnt sure
about it myself until we took that group photo, dearest Robin. You see
it was more than a camera. It measures sexual energy. Your readings went
off the scales.
Holy breeding stock, Robin gasped.
Not breeding stock. Youre more than that. Im afraid
your career as a crime fighter is over
but your new job will be much
more rewarding
as my consort drone. The one Ive waited for five
hundred years.
That story
it was all true. This
was a trap
And you totally fell for it, the queen. Dont
be ashamed Robin. You were out-classed from Day One. You never had a
chance
much like a journeyman club fighter going up against the heavyweight
champion of the world. We went through great pains to get you here
and with your honor and dignity still somewhat
intact?
Holy contradiction, Mrs. C. How do I still have my dignity when
Im died up like a dog?
Would you prefer to be dragged in here before me all beaten,
battered, bruised, and totally humiliated? Your bondage is for your own safety
as well as ours. We cant risk you escaping as you are very clever
or harming yourself during resistance
or you harming us back. Sunnys
idea of getting you into a neat, tight package was the best course of
action
even if I initially didnt agree. Besides, I like a man
bound up and helpless before me. I have a kinky edge and all drones
taste better when they feel helpless.
Mrs. C, please listen
No
No, the queen waved her finger in mock scolding.
No more formalities. Call me Queen Cassiopeia or just
Cassie.
Queen Cassie, Robin humored his captor. It
wouldnt work out between us. Youre a mature woman
and Im
just a boy.
Youre a man, Robin, the queen protested.
Youve proved that more than once. You admitted that your were
beaten by women in your career. You defend Sunnys honor. You defended
my honor. You even showed your weakness to me and bared your soul. That is
what makes you a real man. I love you for that
and soon you will love
all of us
and we will all love you.
I wont do this, Robin tried to struggle.
Youll have to kill me first.
That would defeat the purpose
and youre much too
valuable to me alive. Thats another reason why youre bound. I
cant have you fool yourself into doing something noble
like killing
yourself. I wont have that. You will stay bound until I break you into
obedience. I know you are scared to lose your virtue, Robin
you believe
that it will destroy you. Fear not, you wont break your sacred vow
of purity. Consider me your wife now
and considered yourself married
to all my daughters as well. There is no dishonor for a man to lie with his
own wife. Its a consummation of marriage.
You cant do that. I cant be married to all these
women.
I am the queen of this realm and I can make it
so.
Holy Delilah! Robin suddenly discovered that his secret
was revealed spit his venom at Sunny. You told! You betrayed
me.
No, I didnt Robin, Sunny
protested. I swear! I told no one!
Liar, Robin ranted. I thought
Succubae kept their word.
Dont get all bent out of shape, bird boy, a familiar
voice said a the figure in the shadows (which Robin had forgotten about)
had finally revealed herself. Your little blond majorette didnt
snitch on you. I told the queen your secret.
Catwoman! Robin
exclaimed.
PART 14
Im afraid, Robin, that Catwoman
has been our agent all along
from the very beginning, said the
queen.
Thats right, Rob-o, Catwoman
playfully ran her fingers through the Boy Wonders hair. Somehow,
Sunny the succubus-next-store, found out that the chosen one
was you rather than Batman. I didnt believe it at first
but they
paid me a shit load of money to kidnap you. I arranged for the first rally
knowing that either Batman would be too busy or not interested enough to
attend
but important enough that he would dump it on his flunkey
namely you. I purposely let you spot me as Selina Kyle so that you would
follow me home
but I had you pegged the whole time. When I doubled
back and blindsided you
I got to thinking
if Robin really is
this stud-muffin that the queen believes
I thought
hey
what the hell
I might as well sample the goods, too. The
only problem was that I got a little sloppy in my anxiousness and you managed
to slip away. Then she turned away from Robin. Sorry about that,
Queenie.
Quite alright, Catwoman, answered
the queen. I cant say that I blame you. Its taking all
my inner strength not to mount this gorgeous young buck right here and now.
In the long run, it all worked out. With the information you gave us, we
were able to get Sunny to win Robins trust and eventually get him here,
nice and secure, without a scratch. You have done us an invaluable
service.
Its seems the joke was on me all
along, Cassie, Catwoman laughed. I thought Batman was the mother
load and Robin the consolation prize
but all along its been the
other way around. I blew my one and only chance to bag the Boy Wonder
and now Ill never know how awesome in the sack you
are.
As per our agreement, your payments
have been deposited in various banks in Switzerland and the Cayman Islands
as well as your bonus
and as for your other compensation
.
The queen motioned to one of her minions who handed Catwoman two coils of
back rope. Your extended youth will last for fifty years, Catwoman,
and will also be transferred over to the first male that you have intercourse
with
and I have a good idea who that might be. However, I can make
it permanent if you wish to remain her with us. You have proven yourself
a useful and worthy ally and wed be glad to have
you.
Thanks for the offer, Queenie, but Id
prefer my world back home.
Very, well, but I must remind you that
once you cross over, I must close all portals permanently for sake of security.
We will have no further contact once you leave. Im afraid that I dare
not open them again for five hundred years when we over-run the
Earth.
No big deal, Catwoman laughed.
Ill be pushing up daisies long before then. Its been a
pleasure doing busy with you. Then she kissed Robin on the forehead.
Adios, Boy Wonder. It was nice almost getting to know
you.
Catwoman, Robin yelled.
Youre going to leave me here?
You betcha,
Sport.
You fiend, Robin cried. How
could you do this to me? Have you no regrets for what youve
done?
The only regret I have, Robin, is that
I blew my one and only chance to bag you. Now Ill have to settle
for Batman.
Robin shouted and cried for Catwoman up until
the portal was opened and she crossed through the other side. Robin then
knew that any hope of returning home was lost forever.
Now, Robin, the queen smiled.
Where were we?
Please, Mrs. C, Robin knew it
was useless to beg by it was all he had left. Please let me go. I
dont deserve this.
Sadly, the queen agreed. Youre
right Robin
you dont. Unlike the other arrogant males that we
have to beat into submission, you dont deserve this. You are kind and
decent and very brave and noble
and it aches my heart to keep you
here
but Ive searched first hundred years for a man like you
and there wont be another one for another five hundred. Now that Ive
found you, I can never let you go
. NEVER!
P-Please, Robin cried, Im
afraid.
The queen turned a deaf ear as he motioned
to Sunny. Prepare him. Strip him down bare and bring him to my chamber
at midnight.
Arent you forgetting something,
Mom? Sunny gave the queen a confused look.
The queen stared at Sunny for a few secondss
before answering. Oh, yes
how foolishly of me. I got so excited
that I forgot. I dont want to kill the boy and youve done such
a fabulous job of bringing him here to me. Sunny, dear, would you be so kind
as to break him in for me
and save a few pieces for the twins,
too.
Oh, thank you, Mom, Sunny motioned
to rumor and Innuendo to drag Robin off.
Robin screamed and yelled as struggled as
he was removed from the throne room.
Robin was taken into a bedroom and thrown
on a bed of red satin sheets. It would be a very comfortable bed under different
circumstances. In all other respects, the room looked like any other room
than would be occupied by any other high school teenage senior (who happened
to be a six hundred year old succubus).
Dont wear the mattress springs
out, Tiger, Innuendo gave Robin a gentle pinch on the cheek before
leaving the room.
Have a good time, said Rumor.
Well be just outside if you need us.
Sunny said nothing in response and simply
escorted her sisters out of her room. The second that they were gone, she
threw the bolt and locked the door from the inside. She then reached over
to the light switch
actually it was a knob and not a switch. She carefully
dimmed the lights so that Robin could only see the outline of her body and
he would only be able to see her clearly when she was very
close.
Beads of sweat formed on Robins head
as Sunny approached her CD player and turned it on. She adjusted the volume
so that the soft romantic music could fill the entire
room.
It was when Sunny finished lighting the candles
surrounding the bed and removing her beret and clips from her hair and running
her finger through it, that Robin finally found the courage to
speak.
Sunny
w-w-what do you going to
do to me?
Seduce you, my love, she said
nonchalantly.
You cant be
serious.
Im trying to make this as romantic
as possible for you, Robin. I know this is your first time. I know that
youre very shy. I know that you are frightened. No one here with laugh
at you. Ill be very gentle. I promise. Dont worry
youll
do just fine.
We cant do this. Not like
this.
How else should we do it? I have the
soft music and lights
and candles. Would you prefer that I rape you
like a common piece of meat?
Its not
right.
Its more than right, Robin. Im
your wife now
and Im calling in my right to consummate our
marriage.
Please, Sunny. Its not too late.
Cut me loose. Help me escape.
Its impossible. Ill have
to cut your flesh off with those ropes. Be patient. Theyll dissolve
in due time. Even if I wanted to help you, Robin, I couldnt. My mom
has permanently sealed off the gateways so we cannot return to Earth and
there no place in this realm that we can hide from her. Just accept
your fate
and enjoy it. I know that I will.
Why are you doing this to me, Sunny?
Robin was on the verge of crying. I thought we were friends. You said
you loved me. Did you lie? If you love me, then let me
go.
I do love you, Robin. I had to
do this. This is the only way that I could have you. Cant you see that
this is the only way that we can be together? I want you so bad, Robin, and
I know that you want me, too. Its that damn Sir Galahad complex that
gets in the way
but Im going to cure you of
that.
Slowly, Sunny unbuttoned her blouse
one button at a time
making sure that Robin could see everything
including her large firm breast cradled inside a sexy black bra.
You like? Theres more where that
came from
.
She reached to her back and pull down a zipper
and her skirt fell to the floor revealing a match pair of black thong panties.
Soon after, she let her opened blouse slip off her shoulders and drop to
the floor as well.
Robin had to contain his excitement with deep
breaths as her got a good look as Sunnys ass and her breasts that were
much larger than her over-garments made them out to be. He felt his bulge
get harder and tighter in his crotch. As much as he hated to admit it, he
liked what he saw
still he had to fight the temptation. He was a
disciplined hero and he had to keep the hero standards.
Knowing that she had her captive
in a little trouble, she carefully climbed on top of Robin and gently put
her cleavage in his face.
Holy mammoth mammary, Batman,
Robin muttered to himself.
Sunny thrust her pelvis near Robins
midsection to see how aroused he was and she was pleased to see that he was
as hard as a rock already. I knew youd
like.
She then reached over to her night stand and
grab a small vital of clear liquid. When she unscrewed the cap, Robin saw
that it had a small application brush attached at the end. It also had a
familiar odor to it. Then he realized that it was rubbing
alcohol.
Whats that for? Robin said
suspiciously.
To remove the spirit gum that holds
your eye mask in place so I can take it off without ripping your skin apart.
I want to see your gorgeous face without anything in the way. I bet youre
even more beautiful without it.
Sunny, please. Dont unmask me.
I cant let anyone know my secret identity.
There are no secret identities in this
realm, Robin, she applied the alcohol near the corners of the mask
careful not to get any in his eyes. With his arms securely bound behind his
back, Robin could do little to stop her. Your secret life means squat
here. Who are we going to tell anyway? I bet no one will even recognize who
you really are. Im just curious to see your face. Like all brides on
their wedding night, they want to see all of their new
husband.
No
no, Robin cried as Sunny
slowly peeled his mask off his face.
The mask has to go, Robin. Its
the last symbol of you being a super-hero
and we dont need you
as our hero. We need you as our husband and the father to our next generation
of sisters.
Robin struggled for a few seconds after Sunny
unmasked him. With his mask gone, he could feel some of his strength and
willpower leaving him. He couldnt believe that in just a few short
hours, a trio of young women had taken his utility belt, bound and rendered
him totally helpless, stripped him down, humiliated him and totally defeated
him. He could only hold back his tears as the lovely Sunny tenderly wiped
away the gum residue from his face.
You are beautiful, Sunny started
to give him baby kisses around his face before working his way to his mouth.
As on the sofa, the mouth kisses started off soft
with no tongue
very innocent
before she started working her tongue in deeper and deeper
into his mouth. Unlike the earlier tongue kiss, this one smacked of great
passion, desire, lust
there was wanting in that kiss and Sunny was
going to fill her desire and Robin could do nothing to stop her. He was nothing
more than a male black widow about to be seduced by the female
but
would this black widow kill after mating?
Whats that? Robins
eyes widened in fear as Sunny stopped kissing him and saw that she was holding
a blade. You promised not to hurt me.
Im not going to hurt you,
Sunny took the blade and started to cut away near the shoulders of his green
tunic. I just want to see the rest of your awesome bod. Hold still.
Dont move.
Robin compiled. Being bound helpless, he could
do nothing else as Sunny slowly cut away his tunic
peeling it away
and making sure to keep it in one piece
as if she were helping a
caterpillar shed its cocoon skin to reveal the beautiful creature that awaited
underneath it. Robin moaned as his last layer of protection was slowly being
ripped away
almost embracing his helplessness and vulnerability. Slowly
he was enjoying being at Sunnys mercy.
With a last yank, Robins tunic was totally
removed from his body, the only thing that kept him from being totally naked
was the small pair of speedo briefs that he wore underneath. These he secretly
used to help keep his ever-growing bulge in check.
Totally awesome, Sunny admired
the beautiful lean muscle mass that was Robin the Boy Wonder. His skin was
so smooth and had very little hair
the perfection transition between
adolescence and manhood. He was gorgeous
so damn gorgeous! She
couldnt help by rub her hands up and down his skin that was soft to
the touch
his muscles that were so firm. She cooed with delight as
she heard Robin softly moan. She slowly worked her hands toward his waist
and picked up her blade again.
Wait, Robin said Sunny put the
blade to one side of his shorts. Dont. Please. Keep them on.
Im not ready.
Youre ready, Robin, Sunny
flicked her wrist and cut off the first side. Mom said to strip you
down
totally naked. Besides, these will only get in our way.
She then cut away the other side and tore his shorts
away.
Ugghh! Robin moaned in delight
as his cock got even harder as the last bit of his modesty was taken away.
A wave of sexual euphoria hit his body when he discovered that he was totally
exposed and vulnerable to the beautiful Sunny
who could do anything
she pleased to him.
Holy shit! Sunny screamed. She
knew that Robin was well-endowed, but the very first sight of his large exposed
and hard cock left her breathless. She couldnt wait to mount her most
beautiful man-capture and ride him like a wild stallion
but first she
needed to get him more aroused. Hard as it was to believe, Robin was capable
and getting stiffer, longer, and harder. She couldnt believe how big
he was. That was when she discovered why Robin was called the Boy
Wonder!
Slowly and methodically, Sunny started kissing
Robins body making her way up to his tummy of washboard abs and then
his chest. Robin arched his back in delight as she used her tongue to lick
her nipple
just barely touching them with the tip of her tongue. She
massaged his other nipple with the dip of her finger. As she believed, this
was doing the trick. With her pelvis resting on his, she could fell his cock
getting harder, it was starting to pulsate, too, and Robins back arching
was starting to become a subtle thrusting motion. Sunny knew that, deep down
(and to hell with virtue) Robin wanted her. He wanted to be inside of her.
She wanted to feel him inside of her as well.
Robin was almost ready
. Almost
she wanted to make his cock ach until he could take no
more.
She went in for the initial
kill.
When she finished working up to Robins
neck
licking, sucking, and gently biting his it as well as his chin
before giving him another passionate kiss
she suddenly kneeled so that
her body was upright.
This time she used the blade on herself
slowly cutting off the left strap of her bra followed by the right. She then
put the blade between her cleavage and flicked the blade forward totally
cutting her bra off and leaving her lovely breasts exposed. She did the same
and cut off her panties as well. Robin was delight to see that succubae have
no pubic hair.
After giving Robin a few seconds to visually
admire her perfect cones of delight, she thrust her bare breast into
Robins face
forcing him to kiss them, lick her nipples, suckle
them, bite them gently. As Robin did this, she grinded her body naked body
against Robins
that and the licking of her nipples was what got
her wet.
Not long after, she was ready to go. Taking
a kneeling position and spreading her legs, she slid down and let herself
get impaled on Robins manhood.
Slowly she raised and lowered her hips, riding
his hard cock up and down
running her hands through her hair and then
touching her own breasts as she started to moan. She then started to shake
her head so that her hair would fly around wildly.
Not long after Robin started thrusting his
pelvis
he couldnt help it and he couldnt stop. It was like
his actions were separate from his mind. The sensation of his cock rubbing
against the inner wall of Sunnys vagina felt so damn good
yet
there was a part of him that still held back.
Sunny fell forward so that she was lying on
Robins chest
letting her hair touch it
kissing it
licking it. She started the tongue-nipple massage and it was driving Robin
crazy with pleasure.
Minute after minute, they each began to sweat
more and more
their hearts were pumping like jackhammers
and
adrenaline was coursing through their veins. The threw themselves into their
passions and desires and were thrusting away harder and harder with each
passing minute.
Please cum, Robin, Sunny pleaded
as she could still see that Robin still had enough willpower to hold back.
Please cum for me, Robin. I must break you. I have to deflower you.
Climax and Im yours forever!
Sunny then had a thought that would seal
Robins fate and bind him to her forever. She went in for the final
kill.
Robin knew that it was a battle that he was
slowly losing
and he didnt want to win
but something deep
within stopped him. It was able to resist the romantic setting of the dim
lights, candles, and music. It was able to resist the awesome sight of seeing
Sunny totally nude. It was able to resist her warm touch and the feeling
of his cock inside of her. He loved all the above mentioned things in
combination
but something held him back.
Robin wanted to let go
his cock ached
more and more. The pressure was building and steadily getting
stronger.
With all those things going against Robins
inner will, it had no chance for what Sunny whispered in his
ear.
I love you, Robin, she said. I
love you so much. I want to be with you forever
and you can if you
just climax. I loved you since the first. I wanted you for so long. Please
I want to be your wife. I love you, Robin!
Holy Volcano!
Arrrrgggghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! Robin erupted and sprayed out his warm
cum with such as force that Sunny had to wrap her arms around him to keep
himself inside him.
With that, the unimaginable
happened
Robin, the Boy Wonder was
deflowered.
Yessssssoohhhhhhmmmmmmmmoooohhhhhmmmmmm!
the energy of Robins along with her own set off a chain reaction of
sexual energy that caused Sunny to cum
. that total fed her with a
rejuvenation force that she never felt before.
And it didnt stop there, Robin grabbed
a firm hold of her and released more cum into her and it kept pumping for
a good fifteen seconds.
Holy shit! Sunny screamed as she
felt Robins sexual force hit her so hard that it felt like it was going
to take her head of. Oh, my God! Not again. I dont believe this.
I never imagineddddddarrgghghhhohhhhhhhh!
Sweaty and spent, Sunny went, limp, collapsed,
and rested on Robins chest trying to catch her breath and her bearings.
The energy she received from this seduction had been enough to sustain her
for years
she couldnt wait to recuperate and do it
again!
I love you, Sunny, Robin muttered
under his weak breath. God help me
Im glad you did this
to me
took me by force.
Its okay, Sunny kissed his
face tenderly and stoked his hair. Save your strength. Youll
need it.
About ten minutes later, Sunny got off of
Robin and started to stretch her worn muscles. She was totally tired and
it appeared that Robin was recovering.
Ready for another round? Sunny
reached for her robe and put it on.
Sure, Robin smiled but he was
confused as to why Sunny was getting dressed if she wanted to have another
session.
His question was answered as she unlocked
her door and Rumor and Innuendo entered wearing robes similar to
Sunny.
Where are you going, Sunny? said
Robin as he saw that she was leaving. I thought you wanted to go
again.
No, silly, she smiled. I
didnt say another round
with me. Id like to, sweetheart,
but you wore me out. Maybe in a few hours. Then turning to her sisters,
she said. Make sure that he has three or four good climaxes and then
hell be ready for the queen. Dont be too rough at
first.
Rumor and Innuendo disrobed and soon climbed
on top of Robin with their naked bodies.
What is this?
Robin, Innuendo rolled her eyes.
The drone consort must pleasure all the
colony.
Enjoy, boy toy, Rumor got to his
lower half and started sucking his cock.
Holy
Holy
. Robin found
that since his deflowering, he was unable to come up with any more of his
lame holy expressions. The only one that came to mind before
Innuendo shoved her twat in his face and forced him to lick it
was
Holy
shit
mmmmmmpppph!
PART 15
Yes
Yessss, my love, the
queen howled with a sexual pleasure that she hadnt experienced in a
half century.
She was standing up holding the still bound
and naked Robin in her arms. The queen showed that she was immensely strong
and she constantly held Robins head in her bare breasts with on arm
and used the other to push on his bare ass and force her massive cock to
impale her time after time
after time. As far as lovers go, Sunny and
her sisters were thunder storms
but the queen was a sexual
hurricane!
When Robin started getting into it and thrusting
on his own, the queen started to kiss him passionately in order to keep him
from dying out.
Thats it, my love, she cried.
Dont be afraid. Impale me hard. You wont hurt me. Five
hundred years, I waited for you. You made me cum three times and I love you
for it. Now its your turn. Cum! Give me your seed and start the circle
of life once again. Climax, damn you, my gorgeous
stallion!
The pleasure of the queen and the feeling
of his cock rubbing inside of her were too overwhelming and stimulating for
Robin to resist. The queen was so beautiful
tender and loving one
minute
and forceful and passionate the next.
Batman
. forgive me Robin
was able to mutter before he blew his wad and the queen felt his mass of
warm cum explode inside of her.
Arrgghhhhhhhoooooggghhhhhhhhhhhhhh!
Totally spent, Robin went limp, but the queen
hugged him tightly in her arms preventing.
Batman is now a ghost to you. He cannot
give you what I have to offer. Youre my bitch now, Robin. Then
the queen became tender. This was a happy time
not for punishment.
Robin performed above all expectations and he deserved compassion. Thank
you, my darling
. Ive waited for you so long. I love you so much.
We all do. Well never let you go
never stop loving
you.
When Sunny heard Robins scream, she
waved for her two sisters to join her as she pounded on the queens
chamber.
Mom! Mom! Sunny cried. Can
I please come in?
Enter, the queen said proudly.
I have news.
Sunny gasped as she saw her mother holding
the naked, bound, and limp Robin over her head like a prized
trophy.
Mom, Sunny said with trembling
lips and tears in her eyes. I heard Robin scream
Hes not
You didnt
.
No, Sunny, the queen still held
up her prize like her was a light as a feather. Hes very much
alive
but a little worse for wear. Hell recover soon
enough.
Oh, thank God, Sunny dried her
eyes as Rumor and Innuendo hugged to comfort her.
Behold, the queens voice
boomed throughout the chamber and made her three favorite daughters jump
to attention. Behold, the love of my life and the savior of our people.
The Succubae will not die off thanks to this awesome stud. Already I feel
his seed taking hold in my womb and my child starting to
grow.
No, robin moaned softly. As much
as she loved the queen, he knew that he was now totally defeated. Now that
the queen was with child, it could not be undone. The succubaes plan
would soon come to fruition
and there was nothing that Robin could
do about it.
Youre pregnant, mom? Innuendo
said hopefully.
Awesome! Rumor screamed. I
knew he could do it.
She dropped Robin and let him land softly
on the big fluffy pillows that were strewn about the chamber. Sunny quickly
ran to Robins side to comfort him.
Thats right, girls. By morning,
you will all have a new sister
the first in five hundred years
and many more to come.
Was he everything you desired and
more? Rumor asked.
He was friggin magnificent. The
best drone Ive ever had. I just love them young, dumb, and full of
cum
but to be fair
Robin is not dumb
just too trusting
and naïve
but
hey
two out of three aint
bad.
Then our colony still has hope to defeat
the human race? said Innuendo.
Almost, the queen sighed.
Theres still a spark within Robin
albeit a minute one of
independence
that that yearns to be free. Im not surprised. A
hero like him would have that. Sunny
.
Yes, Mom?
I want you and your sisters to devour
that spark until it is totally extinguished
nothing left. Dont
stop pleasuring him until you do
. even if it takes all day
but
be gentle for a while
hes had a rough first night. Once he is
finally conquered
clean him
give him nourishment
attend
him
give him anything his heart desires. Bring him back to my chambers
again at midnight so that I can breed again. She looked at Robins
prone, helpless, naked, and restrained body one last time before licking
her lips. My God, hes so delicious
so beautiful and
perfect
If I dont have him in my chamber every night
Ill
just die!
It didnt take long after the queen put
on her robe and made her exit before the three sisters removed their clothing
and took their strategic positions next to Robin. Innuendo took the lower
end this time and softly licked Robins cock. Rumor lay on his left
side carefully massaging his chest and licking his nipples. Sunny took the
left caressing his face and whispering sweet nothing in his
ears.
Itll be fine, Robin, said
Sunny tenderly. Dont worry. Youll be out of your bondage
in a few days. Youll be very happy here. Well all wait on you
had and foot. In a few hundred years, well re-take our rightful place
on Earth
and youll be right by the queens side. You made
my mom so happy
and all of us two. I love you so much,
Robin.
After two more hours of bliss sex and many
hard organisms, Robin gave in to his fate and gave himself to the succubae
fully. He was a super-hero no more
but now he was something more
a father to a new race that adored him
a race that would make the world
a better place to leave.
He cuddled with Sunny and fell
asleep.
EPILOGUE
When Batman returned from Gotham City on Monday
morning, he frantically searched for Robin who last checked in on Friday
night around 9PM.
He checked the safe house near the school
and found Dick Graysons civilian clothes neatly hung and one of the
Robin costume missing. The Boy Wonder was seen leaving the school after the
rally with Sunny Cloverfield around 3:30PM. He had an altercation with a
jock named Hofferman while walking Miss Cloverfield home.
The nice old lady neighbor, Mrs. Slycarp,
informed Batman that she had seen Robin in front of the house with Sunny
and her younger twin sisters from about 3:45PM to around 4:30PM. At that
time, their mother, Cassie Cloverfield arrived home and invited Robin inside
and Mrs. Slycarp had not seen Robin leave since.
Sunny and her sisters, Rumor and Innuendo
did not report to their respective school on Monday morning. Mrs. Cloverfield
failed to show up to a PTA meeting.
Not being able to locate the Cloverfield family,
Batman picked the locks of the house and did some investigating. The initial
search showed it to be a typical upper-middle class house and nothing seemed
out of place or out of the ordinary
until he wondered into the recreation
room in the basement.
He found Robins boots, gloves, cape,
utility belt
and most disturbing
his red vest that seemed to
be cut open with a knife. What he didnt find was Robin. No blood
no body parts
no sign of struggle.
It was if Robin and the Cloverfield family
vanished into thin air.
Batman always liked to be optimistic, but
the initial signs didnt look good. Overcome with grief, guilt, and
worry, the caped crusader dropped to his knees and cried.
Robin, old chum, what have I done? I
shouldnt have left you alone. Im
sorry.
Save your pathetic apologies,
Batman was started by a familiar female voice. Robin has flown the
coop. Youll never see him again.
Catwoman! Batman stood up. What
have you done with Robin?
Nothing, Catwoman snared.
I havent done anything to him. Dont worry
about your ex-junior partner. Hes off a better place
away from
you
away from your berating and holding him back
hes happy
now.
Youll tell me where he is, Catwoman,
or so help me, Ill
.
Before Batman could take another step,
Catwomans kittens rushed out at the Dark Knight.
This time, Catwoman put her own vanity to
the side and actually listened to the queens advice for a change rather
than doing things her own way. As the queen advised, she instructed her kittens
to rush Batman all at the same time and from all different
angels rather and abandon the typical and traditional super-villain
practice of attacking one at a time.
Catwoman couldnt believe her eyes that
this strategy worked so quickly and effectively. Despite his great fighting
prowess and being a master of several form of marital arts, Batman could
not overcome a sudden attack from all angles from multiple
attackers.
Another tactic that the queen advised Catwoman
to employ was the use of all female attackers instead of males. The queen
said that this psychological ploy would increase her chances of capturing
Batman as the Caped Crusader would not expect to be battered by women. The
queen pointed out that during his whole career, Batman was accustomed to
the rule the female super-villains (like Catwoman), female henchpersons,
and molls always standing back and cowering while the male henchmen did all
the fighting. Being physically attacked by women would be something Batman
would never be prepared for. Also, being a gentleman, he would be reluctant
to hit women back. It seemed that breaking the rules and traditional conventions
of crime-fighting would be Batmans downfall.
The plan worked like a charm. In less than
one minute, Catwomans kittens had Batmans arms bound behind his
back and his ankles tied with the special black rope that the
queen had given her for services rendered.
Take him to the bedroom, Catwoman
ordered to her kittens that effortlessly lifted him and carried him upstairs.
Again, Catwoman heeded the queens advice
to perform whatever plans she had on Batman immediately and not to wait until
later
never living him alone and giving him a chance to
escape.
When she entered the bedroom, she saw a very
nervous Caped Crusader standing in front of the bed struggling in his bondage.
It was painfully apparent by the look on his face, that there was something
different about the ropes that restrained him and escape was
impossible.
Idiots! She screamed to her kittens
as she reached for Batmans waist and ripped off his utility belt.
You always forget. We almost blew it. Im glad the queen pointed
this out otherwise I would have repeated the same mistake with Robin. Not
this time, Batman. This time
there wont be any dramatic or ingenious
mistakes. Take this belt to the furnace and burn
it.
What is this? Batman looked totally
confused.
Leave us! Catwoman shooed away
her kittens and locked the door behind her. Do not disturb me for any
reason. This could take a few days. Well come out when were
finished.
Catwoman ignored Batmans protests as
she took off her own belt, unzipped the zipper to her costume and slowly
peeled it off so that she was now wearing only her skimpy underwear. Already,
she could see that her captive was getting hard.
Catwoman, you feline fiend, youve
gone too far, Batman tried to put on his typical macho act but Catwoman
knew that it was a front and that Caped Crusader was putting on an act to
cover up the fact that he was scared shitless
totally screwed and at
Catwomans mercy.
Something I should have a long time
ago, Catwoman pushed her bound captive and he haplessly fell on the
bed.
For the next two days, Catwoman took her time
with Batman. She took her time as Batman helplessly watch her cut away his
costume, piece by piece, until there was nothing left he was totally bare
and vulnerable. She savored her final victory over her love-captive by unmasking
him as well.
For two days she seduced Batman
sexually
assaulted him
groped him
raped him
pleasured him
tortured him
humiliated him. She performed all the sexual acts and
experimentations that she always dreamed of
some pleasurable, loving
and romantic
others twisted, perverted, demented, and sick. She did
to him everything she wanted to do to the man of her dreams and made him
to do her whatever she desired.
She made Batman climax over and over again
until he could take no more. He begged for mercy because he feared that her
sexual domination would turn his mind to mush.
It took two days, but Catwoman finally got
her captive to unconditionally surrender to her
admit total defeat
and promised to give her whatever she wanted.
At long last, Catwoman had accomplished what
no other villain before her ever did
she totally conquered Batman.
She had bound the man of her dreams to love her forever! Thats right
she didnt do what she did to Batman out of revenge or just to be
evil
she did it for love.
Okay
he was no Robin
but beggars
cant be choosers
and Batman was an awesome consolation prize
especially since he was billionaire Bruce Wayne. Talk about hitting the mother
load!
The next day, Commissioner Gordon received
a call from Batman on the red phone. He informed Gordon, effective immediately,
that he was retiring as Batman. For once the incompetent top police officials
would have to do their own work and earn their paychecks for a change. When
Commissioner Gordon got nasty and tried to guilt his meal-ticket into
reconsidering, Batman told the old clod to shut up and speak no more of this
decision or else he would release to the media the photo of Gordon giving
Chief OHara a blowjob in the bathroom while they were at a fund raiser
for the Gotham City orphanage.
The day following caused a media stir as
billionaire Bruce Wayne suddenly fell off the list of the worlds most
eligible bachelors. In a private elopement ceremony in Las Vegas, Bruce Wayne
had married a woman named Selina Kyle. Someone had actually managed to hook
the unhookable playboy.
Bruce discovered that married life was not
something that he dreaded all his life. The two were very happy as Bruces
great fortune was able to supply Selina whatever she desired to the point
were she totally gave up being Catwoman. In exchange, Bruce received fifty
years of extended youth and an endless supply of the greatest sex he ever
had.
For the next few centuries, the queen and
her consort proudly watched as their succubus army grew and grew. Soon their
numbers would be enough to strike Earth.
Like the Energizer Bunny, Robin proved that
he could keep going and going and going and going
And going
.
The End.
Flamingo Boy
4-4-07