Kim Possible In Moon Shrink

Part 5.  "It’s a crowded Galaxy"

Guest Staring Sheila Blackstar And Princess Kimski

by Skytower

The battle was joined and to Kim it was as if she were watching her little brothers play a video game. Kim was still in her mouse form and thus too small to reach any controls, Kim could only sit in the co-pilots seat of the Yeradian fighter and watch as Sheila fired weapons and flew the ship through laser beams and missiles. And smiled and laughed while she did it. Kim watched her as best she could and tried to figure out the control layout. Over the communications link Princess Kimski and She-Go did much the same in their stolen pirate ship. Kim had no idea how She-Go suddenly knew how to handle the advanced technology and she was jealous. It didn’t help that while Sheila had found a jumpsuit for herself there hadn’t been time to find clothing for Kim or Aluna. Of course they were both still covered in fur-Aluna was a cat-like humanoid-but technically they were still nude and Kim wasn’t used to being nude for hours or days on end.

"She-Go 80 degrees by 340 degrees!" Kimski shouted. "Beams only."

"Yes mistress." She-Go said.

And that was another thing, since when did She-Go call anyone ‘mistress’?

"Turn to 7 by 20 and I’ll cover your rear." Sheila said.

Kim felt the ship turn under them and studied the display in front of her. The Bloody Tooth was a pirate ship that She-Go and Kimski had stolen. It belonged to Captain Thoe and he had come with at least twenty small fighters to take it back. They were all different ships of different sizes and shapes. They swarmed around the larger wedge-shaped ship and tried to get close enough to attach themselves to it, but the ships weapons and Sheila kept them at bay.

The ship that Sheila, Kim and Aluna had stolen was a sleek silver arrow. Small but fast and maneuverable it had four seats. In the rear seat the space ranger Aluna was still unconscious. Kim hoped that the cat woman would be ok. Captain Thoe’s wife Captain Fluffy had put a mind scrambling headband on Aluna, reducing her to a primitive mental state. Kim knew how she would feel if that had happened to her.

A large old-style rocket joined the fray and started firing at everyone.

"Buzz stop that!" Sheila shouted as she avoided the shots. "Get the pirates!"

"By order of Star Command you are all under arrest!" Buzz Lightyear said with a voice full of authority. "Stand down your weapons."

"Yea, does he really expect that to happen?" She-Go asked.

"Believe it or not he does." Sheila replied.

"Well someone’s got too much starch in their shorts." She-Go said.

"His co-pilots got even more." Sheila said.

"Hey I heard that!" Mira said.

"Hey Mira," Sheila taunted "still iron your hair before you go to bed?"

"There’s more ships coming!" Kim shouted. She’d learned enough to tell that much from the displays. "Small ones though... I"

But the picture that appeared on the screen froze any more words before they could come out of her mouth.

It was Ron, but it wasn’t Ron. This Ron was older and he had a... beard? A little goatee and a large waxed mustache. And he was wearing a blue military uniform.

"Attention all." Ron said. "This is Grand Admiral Ron of her precious, exalted, magnificent, universally acclaimed most beautiful, divine, celestial, incomparable, Queen Bonnie of Middleton!" He paused to take a breath and then went on. "By the command of her precious, exalted, magnificent, universally acclaimed most beautiful, divine, celestial, incomparable, Queen Bonnie of Middleton we are here to take into custody that most vile of criminals Kimski. We will now allow you to stop your fighting and watch as we..."

"Get stuffed!" Sheila snapped.

"Ron?" Kim and She-Go said at the same time.

"I am your true sovereign Admiral Ron." Kimski said with a little pain in her voice. "You knew that once."

"You are... hey? Two Kimski’s?" For a moment he sounded like the Ron that Kim knew. "What’s going on?"

"Admiral you have no jurisdiction in Star Command territory." Buzz said.

"In the defense of her exalted, magnificent, universally acclaimed most beautiful, divine, celestial Queen Bonnie of Middleton we go anywhere." Ron replied.

"This is getting serious." Shiela said. "Kimski let's get together before…"

"More ships coming!" Kim shouted. "Big ones this time!"

"Attention all." A new voice said. An image appeared on the screen and Kim recognized it. It was She-Go's brother He-Go. Like Ron he had a goatee and a large waxed mustache. He wore a blue and gold military uniform. "This is He-Go of Golia, we claim Sheila-Go for our own. She has broken the Law of Golia and will be brought back to face judgement."

"How’s dad He-Go?" Sheila asked.

"He-Go?" She-Go demanded. "Wow, like the beard."

"You’ve got a brother too?" Sheila asked.

"Oh yea. Three of ‘em." She-Go said.

"Me too." Sheila said. "All just as stiff necked as daddy."

"Team Go is a group of heroes on our world." Kim said.

"Sheila?" He-Go looked puzzled. "What's going on? How come there are two Sheila's?"

"I'm She-Go pal." She-Go said.

"Is this another one of your tricks you witch?" He-Go demanded angrily. "What perverted games are you playing at you tiny freak?"

"I’m not playing any games!" Kimski shouted back at him.

"None that I don’t agree to anyway." Sheila said with a smile.

"You tiny harlot!" He-Go swore.

"Don’t you dare call me that!" Kimski shouted back with real anger and hurt in her voice.

"You’ve bewitched my sister." He-Go said. "The same way middletons have always gotten their way with their mind powers. The only way you can get any real man to notice any of you. With your tiny bodies..."

"Shut up!" Kimski shouted.

"Tiny bodies and perverted minds." He-Go cursed. "You’re all alike!"

"None may insult the honor of Middleton so!" Ron shouted. "Fleet attack!"

"Well that’s got some of them off our back." Sheila said.

"Is there anyone in this galaxy who isn’t mad at you?" Kim asked.

"None that are not here at the moment." Kimski said. She was trying to keep her voice light but Kim heard the pain anyway. "Sheila turn to 890 by 345 and I’ll open the docking bay doors."

"Right." Sheila said.

Kim felt the ship almost twist in half as Sheila made a sudden turned. In the view screen dozens of ships flashed by and some of them came close enough for Kim to see rivets on their hulls and frightened faces in their portholes. She clutched at her seat with all of her might and willed herself not to scream. In the seat beside her Sheila laughed wildly.

Suddenly they were coming up on the stolen pirate ship. Kim took a breath as Sheila brought them in closer. For a moment it looked as if they were going to ram the larger vessel. Then a doorway opened up and they flew into a landing bay. Sheila hit the brakes and Kim’s body was slammed into the straps that held her to the seat. The breath was forced out of her lungs and the wall of the landing bay rushed toward them. Only at the last second, with no more than a millimeter of space did the fighter come to a stop.

"Man that was fun!" Sheila shouted as Kim tried to get her breath back. Sheila un-strapped herself and then Kim. "You look after tabby, I better get to the bridge."

Kim nodded breathlessly.

There were times when even space rangers were outmatched. Mira Nova had a feeling that this was one of those times. Not that she was going to tell Buzz that, not after letting Kim-or Kimski-escape. Buzz had called for back up and it was their job to see that no one got away until that back up arrived. They had gotten lucky when the middletons and golians had started to fight each other, that only left the pirates and Sheila and Kimski. There were a lot of questions that Mira had for those two and their new doubles.

She flew in and out of the firefight around Thoe’s stolen ship. Booster was taking on Thoe’s fighters, Buzz and XR were battling Captain Fluffy’s ship, that left Mira to board Thoe’s ship and take out the engines.

Mira concentrated and phased as a large part of a ship headed right toward her. There was a slight buzzing in the back of her skull as it passed through her. Being able to phase through solid matter was a talent that all tangeans were born with. Mira had taken it for granted until she had joined Star Command. As a ranger Mira had found it could be an ace in the hole.

She phased into the pirate ship and looked around. The hanger bay was empty except for the stolen fighter. Shouting was coming from the fighter and Mira ran over to it. She paused at the doorway, wrist laser at the ready.

Inside a nude Aluna held a small Kimski in her hand.

"I’m not Kimski!" The small creature shouted. "I’m Kim Possible!"

"That trick fooled me once." Aluna growled.

"It might not be her Aluna." Mira said lowering her wrist.

"Mira where am I?" Aluna demanded.

"I already told you that!" The mouse creature shouted. "You’re in the hanger of Thoe’s ship. Now let me go!"

"Kimski..." Mira started.

"KIM POSSIBLE!" The mouse creature screamed at her. "I’m KIMBERLY ANN POSSIBLE!"

"She is really." Kimski said, her face appearing on a monitor screen in the fighter. "I know tangeans can be a bit thick but even you should have figured it out by now. After all it’s not possible for me to escape from you at the same time I escaped from Captain Thoe."

"See." Kim said in a voice that sounded so much like Kimski’s Mira had to do a double take.

"By Bast this is confusing." Aluna said putting Kim down.

"You should try it from this side." She-Go’s voice sounded over the intercom.

"Mira look alive!" Sheila shouted. "Thoe’s got a breaching pod heading toward..."

Mira was still reacting when part of the shuttle bay door blew apart and a squad of pirates swarmed out of the opening.

"Craters!" Mira cursed as lasers were aimed at her.

"Not a weapon in this accursed craft!" Aluna said looking around.

"No, but it’s got engines." Kim said. She leaped up and hit one of the controls. There was a roar as the fighters engines ignited. Mira lost her balance as the ship lurched forward and hit the wall of the bay. The wall held and the exhaust from the engines scattered the pirates. Kim hit another control and the engines died.

"That bought us some time." Mira said. She flipped open her wrist communicator. "Mira to Buzz..."

Another section of the hull blew away and more pirates swarmed into the bay. This time they didn’t bother to seal the space around the pod and air screamed out of the bay. Aluna dug her claws into the fighter to keep from being swept into space and Mira’s suit automatically enabled the magnetic grapplers in her feet. But Kim was like a leaf in the wind and only by grabbing her tail did Mira stop her from being swept out into space.

Mira’s suit sealed automatically, the transparent fishbowl appearing around her head instantly. Aluna had grabbed an oxygen mask that had fallen from the ceiling of the fighter. But Mira realized that Kim was in trouble. She was clutching her throat. Mira concentrated on the little creature in her hand and pressed Kim against her chest. The enviro-suit that Star Command had issued Mira fit well as did the thermal suit beneath it. But the suits did not follow her body exactly. Between her breasts was a hollow point that Mira had found useful before for carrying things. XR had called it a ‘Booby Bag’ until she slapped him. Mira phased Kim’s body, pushing her into the suit and only stopping when she felt Kim press against her chest. Then she pulled her hand out. It would be warm enough and enough air would reach Kim to keep her alive.

Mira had only a few seconds to do it before the pirates swept over her and Aluna.

"Craters!" Kimski swore as the pirates attacked the bay.

"Full ahead." Sheila said moving the throttle all the way forward. "If we can get away from all this we can take care of the pirates downstairs."

"We’ll need more speed." Kimski said. "Sheila, keep us away from them while I re-direct power to the main thrusters."

"You got it." Sheila said.

She-Go thought that Kimski looked like a mouse on a hot plate as she danced across three control consoles. But she had more than enough to do to think about it for long. The pirates were persistent and good and far more experienced than she was.

"I’d rather be hitting them in the face." She-Go muttered as she targeted one of the smaller ships with a laser.

"Some of them don’t have faces." Sheila answered.

In her life She-Go had been in weird situations without number but sitting next to an other worldly counterpart beat them all. It had been bad enough with just Kimski. Sheila was her; but she wasn't.

"Look out!" She-Go shouted as Captain Fluffy’s ship suddenly appeared in front of them.

There was no time to do anything as the other ship fired. Sparks erupted all over the bridge and consoles burst into flames. Acrid smoke started to fill the bridge.

Sheila growled and the ship suddenly seemed to tilt 90 degrees and accelerate.

"How bad?" Sheila demanded.

"Very." Kimski said. "We've got about five minutes before the engines blow up for real this time."

"Give me ftl control." Sheila said. "I have an idea."

"Oh craters." Kimski said.

"What?" She-Go asked.

"Don't ask, just pray to the Great Wade that my wife isn't about to get us killed." Kimski said as she leaped from console to console.

"Fire in the hole!" Sheila shouted and the world suddenly turned psychedelic.

It was the change that woke Kim up. The burning, churning of her stomach and the way the world suddenly shifted that forced her awake. She opened her eyes, normal human eyes and looked around. She was in darkness, covered by a cloth of some kind. Kim struggled to sit up and after a few more minutes actually succeeded. Her strength was returning quickly and Kim wondered if her body was actually getting used to the changes. The idea wasn’t one she was thrilled with.

Kim remembered the air rushing from the bay, Mira grabbing her and then... Had she actually passed through something? Something solid?

Yes, I did, Kim thought. She remembered being pressed against Mira’s chest and hearing the blue woman’s heart beating. Then she had passed out.

Kim struggled and crawled her way through the cloth. Either she was in a very big tent or she hadn’t grown back to normal, merely changed from mouse to human form again. Well it was a start. At the end of the cloth tunnel Kim found herself looking out at a work room. Looking around Kim edged out of the cloth carefully. The room was filled with tools and consoles. Kim had been in enough labs to recognize this one, even if most of the equipment was too advanced to understand.

Kim stepped out of what she realized was Mira’s space suit and looked around. The room wasn’t large. But on the table next to the suit Kim saw something that made her blood run cold. Small metal bands. The same mind scramblers that Captain Fluffy had used on Aluna. Some of them were just the right size to fit on Kim’s head.

Kim was wondering what to do next when a furtive shadow caught her eye. The shadow was coming toward her. She could barely see it out of the corner of her eye, but it was coming toward her, moving around so that it could take her from behind. Kim spun around and attacked it.

She-Go had a large headache that was fading swiftly. Once she and Team Go had faced a whacked out hippie called Acid Tripp who had hit them with hallucinogenic gas. The trip through the unstable ftl jump had felt a lot like that.

"Come on!" Sheila shouted picking up a dazed Kimski.

She-Go followed her as they raced through the rapidly burning ship. They made it to the hanger bay and climbed into a sleek silver arrow-shaped ship. Sheila strapped Kimski in and then sat down herself. She moved through the controls hurriedly and the ship lifted up and flew out of the bay just as Captain Fluffy’s ship blew apart. For a few minutes they road out the shockwave and then Sheila sagged in relief.

"Well that was fun." She said smiling.

"Fu... Fu.... Fun." Kimski said breathing hard. "Wife of mine..." She trailed off in barely controlled frustration.

"Oh come on." Sheila said smiling.

Kimski huffed and folded her arms. She-Go thought that she looked cute even if she was trying to look angry. Kimski was covered with soot and her green eyes were hard, but that harshness didn’t work because the corners of her mouth were twitching as a smile tried to come through. She un-strapped herself and stood up.

"Come on." Sheila coaxed. She reached over and put a finger under Kimski’s chin. Sheila traced her finger down Kimski’s chest. "It was fun. Admit it."

"It was not fun." Kimski said stamping her foot.

"Come on my little cutie." Sheila half-taunted/half-coaxed, poking Kimski playfully in the stomach.

"It was not fun." Kimski insisted grabbing Sheila's finger.

"Oh yes it was." Sheila sang and freeing her finger started to poke Kimski with it again and again. "Come on, you know you loved it. Wasn't it f&f? Wasn’t it fun and funny?"

"Sheila…" Kimski tried to wrestle the finger away but lost and tried to dance away from it but Sheila followed her.

"We're safe now." Sheila said. She pushed Kimski down and started to run her finger over the tiny woman's stomach. "We can laugh about it."

"Sheila don't you dare!" Kimski shouted starting to laugh.

"It was fun." Sheila insisted.

"Ha… Ha… Sheila…" Kimski’s voice was a little huskier as she tried to fight off the tickling.

She-Go cleared her throat, interrupting them. It wasn't an easy thing to do, the little scene was turning her on. God she wanted Kim in that ship with them.

"What exactly happened?" She asked keeping her voice steady with a great effort.

"With the main engines about to croak I put us through a short faster than light jump." Sheila said. "It got us away from the pirates, my dumb brothers, the middletons and Buzz. We should be somewhere near Bermuda."

"What about Kim?" She-Go asked.

"I saw the pirates take Mira and Aluna out with them." Kimski said getting up. "But I didn’t see your friend."

She-Go’s heart jumped for a moment. Could Kim have been on the ship when it blew up? Not that she hadn’t tried to kill Kimmy herself a couple of times, but right now it didn’t seem like a good idea. Not after the last few weeks.

"She’s with Mira and the pirates." Sheila said watching a monitor. "This is the security tape from the hanger bay."

She-Go watched as Mira grabbed Kim and put her into her suit.

"Well now what?" She-Go asked.

"We find the Draken and then go find your friend." Kimski said. "I may not care for Mira or Aluna but Kim is my counterpart from your world and I will not leave her to pirates."

"Yea, and I kinda like the idea of Aluna and Mira owing us one too." Sheila said. She started hitting controls. "Next stop Bermuda. I hope that that the auto-repair on the Draken been doing its job."

Kim's kick caught her attacker just near the head and sent him sprawling. The shadow blinked and then solidified into a creature that was just a little shorter than she was. It had pink skin and large front teeth with a short tail. It was wearing a blue vest that was sparking.

"Rufus?" Kim asked recognizing the naked mole rat.

"I am a rufian yes." The creature said sitting up. His voice was a deep one, far from the high pitched voice that Rufus always used. And the diction was perfect. "I am Captain Barken the tenth your highness, a member of the resistance."

"Captain Barken?" Kim repeated.

"Yes, there are some on Middleton who are still loyal to you. I followed closely when Admiral Ron led the fleet to the battle. When I saw the pirates take you and the rangers I followed them to this ship. Thank the Great Wade that you were not discovered. Now we can leave, my ship is attached to the hull."

"Wait a minute." Kim said. "Just wait a minute." She took a deep breath. "Ok, first I'm not Kimski, I'm Kim."

"But you look exactly like her…" He broke off staring and Kim blushed. "Almost exactly. Your ears are round, her majesties are pointed as are all of the royal family."

"I'm from another universe." Kim said. "Do you know where the real Kimski is?"

"I thought she was here."

"What about Sheila?" Kim asked.

"The pirate ship made an ftl jump." Captain Barken said. "The witch was probably at the controls. Where they ended up I don't know."

"What do you have against Sheila?" Kim asked.

"She is a golian." Captain Barken said. "A criminal, not worthy of the great and magnificent Kimski."

"But they're married." Kim said.

"Trade world." Captain Barken sniffed.

"Ok, so done with the exposition." Kim said. "Now before we go what happened to Mira and Aluna?"

"Captain Thoe and his wife are torturing them." Captain Barken said. "Come. Even if you are not her majesty you are obviously related to her in someway. We of Rufus 4 know our royal duty."

"Well I know my duty too." Kim said. "And I don't leave rangers in the hands of pirates. First we rescue them, then we leave."

"My ship is too small for them." Captain Barken protested. "They would never fit into it."

"So we'll help them steal one."

"But my stealth suit is damaged." Captain Barken protested. "It will be much harder to move about the ship."

"You’re not the only one with a wardrobe problem." Kim said walking to the end of the table and looking around. "Lets find something I can wear. Then we’ll rescue them."

The Draken lay half buried in the river where Sheila had crashed it. She-Go thought it looked like a coke bottle buried in the mud. Sheila guided their stolen fighter above the ship and She-Go could see a bit of anger in her stance. Deep down She-Go knew that they were very much alike. No matter how much of an act the space thief put on Sheila had the same solid core that she did.

Not that she let it show in her voice.

"Yo Big Blue, you still working?" Sheila called.

The screen came alive and She-Go had to gasp even though she knew what was coming. The image on the screen was Dr. Draken. It had the same high forehead caused by a receding hairline, small eyes and a large chin as her Dr. Draken had. It even sounded the same. The only difference was that this Draken didn't have a scar on his face.

"Of course I'm still working." Draken said. "Not that you care."

"We care." Kimski said. "Now what is the status of the engines?"

"You don't really care." Draken said.

"We do." Sheila said.

"If you cared you wouldn’t have crashed me."

"We care!" Sheila and Kimski cried at the same time.

"If you cared you'd get me a new stabilizer." Draken said pouting.

"We got you one last month." Sheila said.

"It got shot." Draken said.

"We can get you a new one." Kimski said.

"A blue one?" Draken asked. "Real tangean parts this time? No discount seconds?"

"We’ll try." Kimski said. "Now what is the engine status?"

"If you really cared…"

"Engine status!" Sheila demanded.

"About six hours from being able to work again." Draken said.

"Six hours?" She-Go asked. "In six hours who knows where they're going to be?"

"I've got a pretty good idea." Sheila said. "Thoe's going to be looking for a new ship."

"He'll go to Mad Martian Manny's Used Shipyard." Kimski said. She shuddered.

"What?" She-Go asked.

"He's got a problem with us." Sheila said as she guided the fighter toward the Draken.

"You stole a ship?" She-Go guessed.

"No a space station." Kimski said. "I'd rather not talk about it."

"It's a funny story." Sheila said guiding the fighter into the docking bay.

"No it isn't." Kimski said quickly.

"Well I want to hear it." She-Go said.

"No you don't." Kimski said as a blush came over her face.

"Well…" Sheila began as the ship landed and she began to power down.

"You tell her if you want." Kimski said in an I’m-out-of-patience tone of voice. "I'm going to check the engines and systems out."

"You want me to tell her everything?" Sheila smiled.

"You…" Kimski gave Sheila a mean look, leapt out of her seat and stomped off of the fighter.

"She is such a little princess sometimes." Sheila laughed.

"She-Go, I'd like to take a look at you in the medical bay." Kimski said popping back in. "That virus may not be stable."

"I knew she'd be back with an excuse." Sheila said.

"It is not…" Kimski growled.

"I'm coming." She-Go said before they could start arguing again.

It wasn't the best fit but Kim didn't mind. She did mind that it was semi-transparent. Barken had found what looked like a bandage and Kim had wrapped it around her chest and thighs to complete a makeshift wrap around dress. A metal pin held it all together. The effect was as if she were wearing gauze. Kim wouldn't have been caught dead in it on Earth, but it worked alright here. She and Barken made their way through the ships air vents. It was slow going as every few feet there were sensors or traps to avoid.

"Wait." Kim whispered as Barken disabled another trap. She listened closely. They were at a T-junction. To the right Kim heard the sounds of fighting and eating. To the left someone was moaning. It sounded like Mira.

"Come on." She said.

"The longer we stay the more chance we have of being discovered." Barken said.

"I'm not leaving them." Kim said.

"You share her highness stubbornness as well as her looks." Barken said.

"Thanks." Kim said.

They approached a vent and Kim looked into a bedroom. Her jaw dropped open. On a bed Aluna and Mira lay on either side of Captain Fluffy. They were all nude. Kim could see silver bands on Aluna's and Mira's heads. Mind scramblers. They each had one of Captain Fluffy's breast in their mouths and their hands were playing between her legs. One of Captain Fluffy's heads moaned with pleasure, the other smoked a cigarette on a long holder.

"Wow." Kim said.

"Barbaric." Barken sniffed.

"Ok, we gotta get them out of there." Kim said.

"Can you grow?"

"Not at will."

Kim caught herself for a moment as she realized how much danger she was in. The growth came at random, what if she grew here, now? She'd be trapped in the vent and at Captain Fluffy's mercy.

"There's got to be a way to knock her out." Kim said.

"How?"

"She's a snake right?" Kim asked and Barken nodded. "Reptiles don’t like the cold. Can we lower the temp so much she passes out?"

"I can adjust the environment from the junction box in the last corridor." Barken said. "But she'll notice."

Kim looked. Captain Fluffy had pushed Mira down between her legs while guiding Aluna up so that her pussy was within reach of one of the pirate captain's faces.

"Just do it slow, she won't notice." I hope, Kim added silently. "I'll stay here and keep and eye on her and warn you if she starts to notice."

She-Go lay nude on the examining table and around her machinery hummed. She’d been there for what seemed like hours as various wands came down and passed over her body and needles were stuck into places she didn’t know she had. Sitting on the console Kimski watched a holographic display and made medical sounds to herself. She-Go couldn’t tell if they were sounds of approval or worry.

"Ok, stop humming and start talking." She-Go demanded.

"You’re lucky I decided to do this." Kimski said. "The virus that you were infected with is still trying to take control of your body. I only slowed it down when I slaved it to your powers. And you’re body is the only one I could ever do it too."

"So it’s some sort of virus?" She-Go asked. She wasn’t sure if it was a good idea to be scared of not. "How dangerous is it?"

"It would be very dangerous if not for the fact that I am here." Kimski said.

"Making use of my scientific systems." Draken’s holographic head appeared next to her.

"They are helpful." Kimski admitted. "At least when someone of my prodigious intellect uses them."

"Well if..." Draken started.

"Hey, back here." She-Go growled. "What’s going on?"

They looked at her and She-Go wondered for a moment if she should tell Draken to look away. Her Dr. D had never seen her nude (though he had come close once when he walked into her room when she had just come out of the shower). She decided not to bother. This was just a computer program after all.

"Well when Kim bit you the virus passed from her to you, but in a mutated form." Kimski said. "And it’s been trying to take over your body ever since. Your body has been fighting it off and that would account for the random changes you’ve gone through. It seems to be most active during your menstrual period."

"Kim infected me when she bit me?" She-Go repeated. Suddenly it all made sense. "Ok, what can you do about it?"

"Already done." Kimski said. "For someone of my brilliance it was easy."

"With my perfectly designed..." Draken started.

"Alright, I get it your both smart. Yay for you." She-Go said interrupting him. "Now what’d you do?"

"I created a counter virus and introduced it into your body." Kimski said. "It will tame the first virus."

"Oh." She-Go imagined the battle going on in her body. After a moment she shrugged.

"Will I still have control over the growing and the shrinking?"

"Yes." Kimski said frowning. "We got to you in time. But your friend is in trouble. This virus is very tricky and will overwhelm her body soon. If we don’t get the anti-virus to her within the next day or so she’ll become a mouse human hybrid and be stuck that way."

She-Go thought for a moment. A tiny mouse Kim, tiny and trainable. The temptation was definitely there.

"How long does she have?" She-Go asked.

"A day, maybe two." Kimski said.

"Well we’ll have to go find her." She-Go said starting to get up.

"You can’t get up yet." Kimski said. "The process to counter act the virus will take a while.

"Oh well." She-Go said and laid back down.

I’ll just lay here and think about all the fun I’ll have with little kinky Kimmie, She-Go thought. She turned away from Kimski so that the princess wouldn’t see her smile.

"Kimmie the Mouse." She-Go whispered to herself. "Just what I always wanted for Christmas!"

"I"m going to go work on the engines." Kimski said. "Draken will tell you when the process is completed."

Lost in her fantasies She-Go only nodded.

Kim started to shiver and wondered if her idea was a good one after all. She was in the air vent after all and practically naked. She might freeze before Fluffy did.

Kim almost laughed at the thought. How in the world did a two headed snake woman get a name like ‘Fluffy’?

The cold air didn’t seem to be slowing her down that much. Fluffy had laid Mira and Aluna down side by side and was between both of their legs. Both women were moaning in glassy eyed pleasure and Kim had to wonder how much of their minds were really working.

The air got a little colder but suddenly Kim felt warm. She realized what was happening and kicked open the vent covering. The change hit her just as Kim jumped out of the vent. The gauze tore away as she grew and Kim landed on her feet. Captain Fluffy looked up and hissed and Kim swallowed.

"Come to rescue your fellow space rangers?" Captain Fluffy demanded sitting up. "Too bad you’ll have to beat them first. Mira! Aluna! Attack her!"

Mira and Aluna sat up and started to come toward her. Kim braced herself. They moved like zombies and she guessed that the mind scramblers on their heads weren’t as good as the one that had been used on Aluna before. When they were about half way to her Kim moved. She jumped over them, landed on her hands and continued the move using her hands to propel her body upward. Her feet slammed into Captain Fluffy’s heads and knocked her back. It was a solid hit and Kim felt it as much as Fluffy did but it worked.

Stay away from her, Kim thought as she rebounded back and cart wheeled her way between Mira and Aluna. She’s too strong to take straight on.

Kim grabbed Mira’s arm and whipped her into the just-getting up Fluffy. But before she could move any more Aluna grabbed her from behind. Kim struggled desperately but her arms were held in a strong grip.

Then it all changed as Kim felt her body grow hot again.

"No!" Kim shouted her protest. "Not now!"

But her protest did no good and Kim felt herself shrink. In a few moments she was in her mouse form again and laying at Aluna’s feet. The cat woman bent down toward her and Kim’s mouse instincts kicked in. She screamed and ran.

She-Go wandered through the Draken both curious and satisfied. She’d tried the new powers and had no problems with them. Having new powers was always a delight, though most of the time it was only temporary. The thought that it was permanent thrilled her. There were a lot of places she could rob now that would have been off limits to her before. The ship had even managed to give her a suit that was the same as the one she usually liked to wear-a green and black jumpsuit-and would shrink and grow with her. All in all things were going well. Draken had been vague about where Kimski and Sheila were so She-Go had started to search for them on her own.

She-Go passed a doorway and then stopped. She recognized the sounds that were coming from the other room. What she saw when she peeked in was enough to freeze her. It was a wide open cabin with a large window. They were in space, something She-Go hadn’t realized. But it was the scene on the octagonal bed that made her mouth go dry. A nude Sheila lay on her back, one hand resting between her legs. Kimski was on her chest, also nude. She was laying face down and her mouth was working on Sheila’s breasts, kissing and sucking the nipple. Sheila’s other hand stroked Kimski’s back and every so often gave her ass a sharp spank. Every time she did so Kimski moaned and re-doubled her efforts. At the same time Sheila’s hand stroked herself. The sheets were red making a sharp contrast between Sheila's nearly-green skin. Kimski made an even sharper contrast with her pale skin.

She-Go had no idea how long she just watched. Her mind told her to move along, she’d seen stranger sights after all. But there was something in her that wouldn’t let her move.

They really do love each other, She-Go realized. Kimski’s not a pet to her, Sheila’s not just a giant servant to her, the two of them really love each other. Could Kim and I have that sort of love? Would I want it?

The thought was a wild one but before her thoughts could move anymore in that direction Sheila looked up and spotted her. The woman smiled and beckoned She-Go forward with a wave of her hand.

Without really thinking about it She-Go went toward them.

Kim dived under the table and scrambled away from Aluna’s claw. She felt the wind as the sharp claws missed her but before Kim could do anything else Mira’s blue hand reached for her. Kim leapt over it and skidded across the floor, slamming into the table leg. It stunned her but Mira and Aluna were both moving in slow motion thanks to the mind control. Before they could grab her Kim had recovered enough to move again.

On the bed Captain Fluffy laughed with one head and drank with the other. The laugh was really starting to get on Kim’s nerves. But her plan was working. It was getting colder in the cabin but Fluffy was having too much fun to realize it. Kim skidded out of a turn, her small mouse feet slipping and sliding as she dodged Aluna again. She just had to keep moving.

She-Go vaguely wondered if making love to an other worldly counterpart could count as masturbation. It was a question that hovered around the back of her mind. At the forefront of her mind was how great Sheila tasted. She-Go had no trouble finding the truly sensitive spots on Sheila's body. They were the same as hers. She hadn't tried them all yet, but she'd get to them. And maybe Kimksi's erogenous zones were the same as Kim's were. She-Go wished Kim was there. She lay with her face between Sheila’s legs and her tongue and fingers probed and licked with abandon. Sheila moaned but she had her own work to do. She held Kimski above her face and her tongue moved again and again against Kimski’s sex. Sheila held Kimski by her wrist and every so often pulled the tiny woman away from her face causing Kimski to moan and kick and beg until Sheila brought her back in close. Then Kimski would plant her feet on either side of Sheila’s mouth and dig in with her toes. All She-Go had to do was to imagine Kim in that position and it sent her lust into even a wilder state.

You should be here Kimmie, She-Go thought.

Kim felt Mira’s hand close around her and struggled weakly against it. She had miss-timed a turn and had slammed her head into a low hanging part of the bed frame. On the bed Captain Fluffy laughed and drank. By now she was so drunk that Kim wondered if she’d pass out from that before the cold got to her.

"Bring... her..." Captain Fluffy started to order but her words were slurred and Kim saw that one of her heads was already out cold. The other was nodding off. Kim’s head was clearing but she was helpless in Mira’s grip.

"Bri..." Captain Fluffy started but that was it. Her eyes closed and she fell back onto the bed. Both heads started to snore.

"Must capture rodent." Aluna said mindlessly grabbing at Kim.

"Must capture rodent." Mira said mindlessly pushing her back.

Kim bit down hard on Mira’s hand and the blue woman’s grip loosened enough for her to squirm out of it. She jumped to the floor as Mira and Aluna started to wrestle.

"Ok, not quite home free but getting close." Kim said.

The door to the cabin opened and a drunken Captain Thoe staggered into the room. Kim didn't even think, she darted through his legs and out into the corridor.

"Ok, I like dimensional travel." She-Go said. She was lying on her stomach while Sheila sat on her back and massaged her shoulders.

"Twice the fun." Sheila said. "Wish your friend was here."

She-Go sighed and beside her on the pillow Kimski sighed as well.

"We must have her join us at least once before you go back to your own world." Kimski said.

"If you want to go back." Sheila said getting off of her. She laid down on the other side of Kimski and propped her head up on the pillow.

She-Go sighed and sat up. It was tempting. It was tempting on so many levels. Kim would never go for it though.

"Between the two of you my royal personage is quite content." Kimksi said stretching. "With four of us… I might actually…" Her voice sailed of into a wistful sigh. "She-Go you are masterful in your technique."

"Thank you mistress." She-Go said absently. Most of her mind was still wondering about staying and getting Kim to stay too. Then she realized what she had said and growled.

"She did it to you too huh?" Sheila said.

"I am royalty." Kimski smiled smugly. "I like to be treated as such."

"Well I agree you should get a royal treatment." Sheila said. She reached behind her back and held up a feather.

"Of course I do." Kimski purred.

"Oh yeah." She-Go smiled at the wink that Sheila gave her. "The royal treatment."

"What..." Kimski started to sit up.

"The Royal Treatment." Sheila said before Kimski could move. She took hold of the tiny woman's arms and held them above her head, pinching the wrists together with her fingers. At the same time She-Go took hold of Kimski's ankles and held them. Helpless in the twin grip Kimski struggled and then gasped as she saw the feather.

"Don't you da… Ha, ha, ha, ha… Sto… Ha!"

Kimski laughed and squirmed as the feather played across her body while Sheila and She-Go simply laughed at her protests.

Kim pressed herself into the wall and let her body recover. Her legs ached and her sides were sore. She’d been running wildly down corridors for what seemed like forever. Kim could hear her heart beating in her ears and with each beat it became harder and harder not to be scared. Thoe had given chase and so had Mira and Aluna and just about all of the rest of the crew. Kim had almost been trampled a few times until at last she had lost them.

Trouble was she was lost as well. The ship had no logical layout that she could think of. She had no idea where Barken was and by now the pirates would be searching the air ducts.

A movement caught her eye and Kim made ready to run again. She gasped in horror as a disembodied hand moved toward her. It was followed by a trashcan with legs. The trashcan moved wildly down the corridor, banging into the walls.

The robot!

Kim watched as the robot reached down and picked up the hand. It re-attached it and then turned. Kim moved. The robot was a ranger and if ever she needed help from law enforcement it was now. She jumped onto the top of the robot.

"Hey, no hitch-hikers." XR’s voice said. Kim looked around and saw a small screen with the robot’s cylindrical head on it. "Kimski?" He asked.

"No. Kim." Kim said. "And I need your help."

"Right back at ya Miss Possible." XR said. "My body was blasted apart and the pirates have my head in their trophy room. Think you can help put me back together?"

"If you can get me there I can help." Kim said. "There’s a rufian named Barken on board too, and Aluna and Mira."

"Man this is a crowded ship." XR said. "We need to find the rest of me first. Hold on, I think I see another part."

Kim grabbed on as the robot moved and crashed into another wall.

"Darn, there are too many walls in this place and I can't see them."

"I can." Kim said. "Can I steer?"

"Sure. Take hold of the little blue thing."

Kim looked around and saw a small blue wheel. She took hold of and it turned it slightly. The robot body turned.

"Ok, it's a start." Kim said. "Where too?"

"Take a left and look for a diode." XR said. "The little rascals always hiding on me when I get blown apart."

"This happen to you a lot?" Kim asked as they moved down the corridor.

"Seems like every other week." XR said.

Kimski was still laughing but now her laughing was tinged with passion. Sheila still held onto her wife’s wrists and used the feather, She-Go had shrunk down and was keeping Kimski's legs apart as her tongue probed ever deeper into the princess. She-Go wasn't surprised that Kimski tasted exactly like Kim. Every so often Sheila moved the feather over She-Go's body but She-Go didn't care. In her mind she was making love to Kim Possible. She-Go had never realized how much she could enjoy that.

Kimski came with a scream and fell limp. Sheila put the feather down and settled back on the pillows. Picking Kimski up Sheila settled the tiny woman onto her lap and stroked her head softly.

"Royal enough for you?" Sheila asked gently.

"We are satisfied." Kimski whispered smiling at her with a slightly dazed look in her eye.

I'm not, She-Go thought. She felt a void in her heart if not in her body. I should be doing this to Kimmie. But how am I ever going to get her to agree?

"Come on." Sheila said picking She-Go up. "Bath time."

She-Go let herself be carried into another room. In the room was a large round bath and above it a tiny bath. Kimski was making contented noises and stretching in Sheila’s hand. With a quick wink at She-Go Sheila dumped Kimski into the small bath and the tiny princess shrieked.

"What’s wrong?" Sheila asked innocently.

"It's COLD!" Kimski protested. "AGAIN! As you well know!"

"Me?" Sheila asked innocently again. "Now would I do that to my loving wife your majesty?"

Kimski harrumphed at her and then settled into the water. She stuck her tongue out at Sheila and then turned her back to her wife. Sheila put She-Go down and She-Go grew to her full size. The water was hot when she slipped into it and very relaxing.

"So do you want to stay?" Sheila asked. "We got a pretty good life."

"You’re on the run with half the galaxy after you." She-Go said.

"Like I said we got a pretty good life." Sheila said.

She-Go smiled and leaned back.

"It’s tempting." She said slowly. "But I know that Kimmie will never go for it."

"So? She’s not your wife." Kimski said. "Even if I know you lust after her."

"Yea, but I got a life back in my world too." She-Go said. Which was accurate. It just wasn’t a great life. In the past few years She-Go had spent more time in a prison cell then she wanted to think about. In between those times were Dr. Draken’s innumerable and futile world domination plots. Or temping for other villains. It wasn’t a great way to live.

On the other hand in this world she’d be on the run and who knew what an alien prison would be like?

And then there was Kim. Kim Possible. Annoying. Infuriating. Insufferable and adorable Kim Possible. A cheerleader cum superheroine who gave She-Go’s life a lift even if she often put the outlaw in jail. Staying here would mean cutting herself off from Kim. But with Kim romantically into her sidekick how much chance did She-Go really have? She’d been waiting for Kim to grow up, She-Go realized that now, but now that Kim had grown up...

"I don’t know." She-Go said at last. She looked at Sheila. The woman was her identical twin and the last few hours with her and Kimski had blown She-Go’s passion meter out of the water. Better to stay with a sure thing than go back and hope that Kim turned to a life of crime and dumped Ron?

"Let me help you decide." Sheila said picking up a bar of soap and going over to her. She started to run the soap along She-Go’s shoulders. "Tell me you have something like this on your world."

Kim was thrust forward as the robots body crashed into another wall.

"This is worse than drivers ed." She said.

"Oh yea, I see a lot of body work in my future." XR's image on the screen said. "Did you find that diode?"

"Found it and put it in." Kim said. "I think you're nearly all here now."

"Good. Now let’s see if we can put my head on straight. Go forward to the next corridor and take a right."

Kim moved the robot forward. It was getting easier with experience. But even as it started to move she felt her body grow warm again. Kim reacted without even thinking now. If she grew while she was in XR’s body it would hurt both of them. Kim jumped out and was almost to the floor when she grew to full size.

"Hey!’ XR said. "What gives?"

"I’m normal again." Kim said and realized that she might have been better off small. "And it was easier this time."

"That’s not good." XR agreed. Kim had filled him in on everything that her and She-Go had gone through. The robot ranger was sure that Star Command could help and that made Kim feel a little better. "First thing we get out of here we better have the LGM’s check you out."

"OK, but first let’s get out of here." Kim said. "Let’s get your head first."

"Lead the way." XR said.

"No." Kim said. Robot or no robot she wasn’t going to walk nude in front of him. That was a view that no one but Ron was ever going to see. "You first."

I swear when I get back home I’m never going to take my clothes off ever again, Kim thought as she walked nude down the corridor. Ever!

A few minutes later they came to a halt. At the end of the corridor was a tall... well man wasn’t exactly the right word. He was about ten feet tall with eight legs ending in paws and four arms (two that were claws and two that were hands) and was covered in red fur. The creature didn’t have a head, but it did have eyes in it’s stomach. It stood perfectly still and Kim would have thought it a stuffed animal on Earth.

"Oh, ok." XR whispered as they pulled back. "It’s a vorafta. Good guard, patient and powerful, but pretty dumb."

"How do we get by it?" Kim asked.

"You have to go and hug it."

"What!?" Kim nearly shouted but kept her voice down.

"Vorafta’s are allergic to Earthlings." XR said. "Once you hug him he’ll go down fast."

"That’s dumb." Kim protested. "How can you have a guard who’s allergic to humans? That makes no sense."

"Not humans, just Earthlings." XR said. "And there aren’t that many in the galaxy."

"What about Buzz?"

"He was born on Capitol Planet." XR said. "I can only think of one Space Ranger that was born on Earth and he isn't here."

"Ok." Kim said. She looked down the corridor. The vorafta was still standing there no moving. Deciding to get it over with Kim jumped out and headed toward him at a dead run. She had to give the creature credit. He was caught completely off guard and still managed to react the right way. One of his arms moved toward an alarm button while the other one brought up a weapon. Kim jumped and dodged the weapon throwing her entire body at him. The creature shuddered and went down, his eyes closing. Kim jumped back, her entire body shaking. It had been like attacking a shag rug. A second later a viscous green liquid started to come out of his fur. Kim shrieked and jumped away.

"Poor guy will never find a handkerchief big enough." XR said rolling up behind her.

"Eeewwwww!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Kim shuddered.

"Good form on that attack." XR said starting to push the vorafta toward the wall.

Kim suddenly realized that XR had seen her from behind as she had run down the corridor. She blushed furiously.

So much for only Ron seeing that view, she thought somewhat bitterly. I wonder if She-Go’s having a hard time too.

She-go sat on the bridge of the Draken and thought hard. Her time with Sheila and Kimski had convinced her. Kim was going to be hers. And they were both going to stay in this universe with Kimski and Sheila. It would take some doing. First thing was to make sure Kim did not get the cure. Second thing was to make sure that the way back to their universe was cut off. Once those two things were done She-Go was sure that she could convince Kim to stay with her. At first it could simply be getting Kimski’s throne back, that was a noble enough goal for the teen heroine. And while they did that She-Go could work on Kim. Then the love would come. It’d take some time but it could be done. Her time with Kimski and Sheila had convinced She-Go that happiness was possibly (and She-Go smiled at that near pun) in her grasp, if she could just manage to steal it.

She looked at the display hologram and thought about it as Kimski explained the mathematics behind the dimensional door. Kimski was a bit of a science geek. She was smart, but in love with the sound of her own voice. She-Go could barely follow what she was saying but that didn’t matter. As long as Kimski was explaining something She-Go guessed she was happy.

"So it becomes simple when you factor in the fifty-fifth dimensional variable." Kimski said.

"Oh yea." Sheila said. "Soooo simple."

"So the doorways permanent right?" She-Go asked.

"It’s as stable as those things become." Kimski said. I’d give it a life of ten to twenty years before it collapses."

"Uh-huh." She-Go said.

"Having second thoughts about going home?" Sheila asked.

"A little." She-Go said. "Kimmie though... she’s gonna wanna go home."

She-Go hoped that they took the hint. She had put as much sadness into her voice as she thought that she could get away with. Kimski frowned and looked a lot like Kim for a moment. Sheila gave She-Go a quick smile and a wink.

"So as long as no high energy source doesn’t get near the doorway-like a bomb or something-it should stay open and stable." Sheila said.

"Yes." Kimski said. "But since only we know where it is I don’t see that as a danger. We will have to rescue Kim and then give her the choice."

"Right." Sheila said.

"Oh yea." She-Go said winking back at Sheila. "The choice’ll be hers."

Kim placed the cylindrical head in the center of the trashcan and put the glass dome over it. After a moment the eyes on the cylinder opened up completely and the robot seemed to sigh.

"Well that’s better." XR said. "Going around without a head is like walking around naked."

"Yea, great." Kim said as he looked at her. She looked around the room. There were suits of armor, jewelry and other trophies set up on the walls as well as chests full of precious metals and jewels. Kim would have traded every bit of the treasure for a bra and a pair of panties. "What now?"

"We should go and rescue Mira and Aluna and then steal a ship and get off this tub." XR said.

"Kim Possible." Barken said from the vent. "You must hide quickly. Captain Fluffy is coming this way.

"This way." XR said pointing at the wall.

"What way?" Kim asked.

XR’s chest opened and a large blaster appeared from inside of him. It fired and the wall dis-integrated.

"That way." XR said rolling forward.

Kim followed him only to stop short.

"Or maybe not." XR said as the twenty pirates in the bunk room looked at them.

Kim blushed so hard that she was sure her skin would be red permanently. The pirates were in various stages of undress and some of them were more or less humanoid. She turned to run and found herself facing Captain Thoe. At his feet were a collared Mira and Aluna. They still had bands on their heads and they looked ready to attack at his command.

"Any ideas?" Kim asked.

"Try to hurt their fists as much as you can with your body." XR suggested.

"Men, here be meat for ye!" Captain Thoe shouted.

The men answered with lust filled cheers and Kim felt her face set into a hard mask. It was time to see if she really could do the impossible.

Thoe was about to say something else when the room shook. Then it shook again. Suddenly the wall behind the pirates disintegrated and Sheila and She-Go charged into the crew. Captain Thoe roared and let go of Mira and Aluna. Kim moved, jumping over them and hitting him full in the chest with her feet. Captain Thoe wasn’t as solid as his wife. He went down and Kim bounced back from him and looked for another target.

It was the wildest fight she had ever seen. Sheila and She-Go were taking down pirate after pirate while XR was trying to keep Mira and Aluna from taking him apart. Going where she was most needed Kim jumped Aluna from behind and grabbed the mind scrambler. It wouldn’t budge at first but just as it started to move Kim felt her body grow warm. Kim tried to jump out of the way but it was too late. Aluna was already falling backward and Kim was still on her back when she fell. Kim started to call for help but she saw XR’s body blasted apart. She screamed as Aluna’s body started to fall on her.

She-Go saw Kim shrink and saw the catwoman about to fall on top of her. She moved faster than ever and with a dive snatched Kim out of the way just before Aluna hit the floor. They skidded across the floor and into a display case. Kim hit her head on the case and lay dazed in She-Go’s hand.

"I’m not loosing you now princess." She-Go said and kicked out viciously at a pirate who was coming toward them.

"She-Go come on!" Sheila shouted as she grabbed XR’s head.

She-Go started to follow her only to have her way blocked by Aluna and Mira. These were the rangers. For an instant She-Go thought of leaving them behind, but then Kim moaned in her hand. It would be a good way to earn some points with her.

She-Go slid Kim into her side pocket and then charged into the two rangers. They moved but too slowly. She-Go kneed them in the stomach and then chopped them on the back of their heads when they went down. Shouldering the two women She-Go followed Sheila.

"This way friends of Kimski." A deep voice called.

"What?" She-Go asked looking around.

"A ruffian?" Sheila asked.

"Here." Said the small creature.

She-Go looked down and saw a naked mole rat standing in the corridor to their left. He wore a vest and carried a small blaster.

"I am Barken of Rufus." The creature said. "The pirates know where your breaching pod came in, they have set an ambush. If you follow me I can lead you to the shuttle bay."

"Lead the way." Sheila said.

"What?"

"Well I’m going with him." Sheila said.

"Oh hell why not." She-Go said matching Sheila’s smile.

This beats stealing cars any day, She-Go thought as they ran into the shuttle bay. There were some really odd shaped crafts in the bay. Sheila ran straight toward a bulky box with air fins on the side.

"I love stealing Star Command stuff." Sheila said.

"Gotta grudge against them?" She-Go asked following her into the shuttle.

"No, I spent a year learning how to fly them." Sheila said. "It’s easy to steal what you know. Strap em all in I’ll get the engines running."

She-Go strapped the semi-conscious rangers into their seats. A glance told her that Barken had jumped into a seat with the head of XR and strapped them both in.

"Technically you know it’s not stealing from Star Command it’s stealing from pirates who’ve stolen from Star Command." XR said.

"Even better." Sheila said.

She-Go strapped herself into the co-pilots seat as Sheila started the ship moving. A quick check on her pocket showed that Kim was unconscious.

Kim in my pocket, She-Go thought. Maybe that dopey Ron has something with this bit.

The shuttle rumbled and She-Go looked out to see the pirates in the bay shooting.

"Hang on!" Sheila shouted and rammed the ship toward the closed shuttle bay doors. They were just starting to open and they were opening very slowly.

This is taking danger loving way to far, She-Go thought as the shuttle hit the doors.

She-Go woke up laying on Sheila and Kimski’s bed. She sat up and looked around.

"What happened?" She-Go asked.

"Sheila wrecked another Star Command shuttle." Draken said appearing on a monitor. "But Kimski and I managed to grab what was left of the ship and get away. We’re on our way to Cosmo's Diner to drop off the Rangers."

"Oh." She-Go looked around. On the pillow beside her law an unconscious Kim Possible. She was nude and She-Go realized that she was nude as well.

"Sheila said that you should give Kim the cure when you woke up." Draken said. "It’s that green vial on the bedstand. Then join them on the bridge."

"Right, thanks." She-Go said looking at the vial. Sheila had set things up perfectly.

The image blanked out and She-Go looked at Kim. Then she sat up and put the tiny teen in her lap. Kim stirred slightly against her and She-Go had never felt so happy in her entire life. Just having her there and knowing it was going to be forever sent a wave of exultation through She-Go’s soul.

"Ro... Ron?" Kim asked trying to force her way back to consciousness. "Ron where... are... you..."

The reversal was instant, it was complete and it was infuriating. Ron. That semi-competent sidekick with a naked mole rat in his pants. The buffoon. The boy Kim loved and the one she’d always miss if they got stuck in this universe. She-Go had an moment of clarity and in that moment saw the years ahead. There would be excitement, danger, passion beyond her wildest dreams... and in the soul of the woman She-Go now admitted to herself that loved there would always be a heartache for boy she’d never see again and the family she’d leave behind. It would always be there no matter what She-Go did. No matter how deeply she got Kim to love her.

I’m evil, She-Go shouted at herself. I don’t care about that idiot! He’s like my brothers...

For another moment She-Go looked down the two roads. Seldom had her choices been so clear.

Damnit, She-Go thought. She took the antidote from the bedstand, waited one more moment to live out the fantasy and then sighed. The she pushed Kim’s mouth open. With a last lingering fantasy She-Go poured the contents of the vial into Kim’s mouth. Kim swallowed instinctively and She-Go put the vial into her pocket again. After a moment Kim’s body grew warm and grew to full size. She was still unconscious and she looked beautiful.

She-Go sighed, kissed the sleeping young woman softly on the forehead. Then she put Kim back onto the bed and got up. She was just about through dressing when the door opened and Sheila came into the room.

"Couldn’t do it could ya." Sheila said.

"Nope." She-Go said.

"And you’re going back with her." Sheila said.

"Yea." She-Go said. "But the next time some whacked out bad guy has her under mind control I am so there. A few hours fun’ll be ok."

Sheila laughed.

"No it won’t. You’ll help her. You know how Kimski and I met? She was a prisoner and me and Mira were cadets assigned to shuttle her to the prison planet. One look at her and I melted inside. I helped her escape and we left Mira hypnotized in a brothel on Trade World. It cut me off from Daddy and Star Command and I’ve never looked back." She pointed at Kim. "They do that to ya."

"Well back home she’s in love with her sidekick." She-Go said.

"So what?" Sheila said. "You know what the planetary creed is on Golia?" She-Go shook her head. "Don’t follow the rules." Sheila smiled. "If your Ron is anything like Kimski’s Ron he’s more open to stuff than you’d imagine."

"Ron Stoppable?" She-Go asked. She thought about it. The kid was a geek, he was... Well he was young and energetic too... But... Then again if Kim could put up with him..."

"Think about it." Sheila said.

Some things are the same no matter what universe you are in, Kim thought as she ate her salad. Ron she knew would love the place. Cosmo's was an intergalactic diner, the space equivalent of Bueno Nacho. It was a mix of the cantina sequence from Star Wars and a 1950’s road house. Kim and She-Go sat across from Sheila and Kimski. Beside Kimski Mira and Aluna both slumped unconscious in their seats. Mira was wearing an overized T-shirt that said ‘I’m Stupid’ and Aluna was wearing an oversized T-Shirt that read ‘I’m with stupid and I’ve even stupider.’ XR’s head sat on the table next to Barken.

Still at least no one was naked anymore. Kim wore a black and green jumpsuit to match She-Go’s outfit. Sheila wore a pair of tight white pants and a white halter top. Kimski wore just a pair of blue shorts and a halter. The two of them fascinated Kim, though not in the way they wanted. Kim liked Ron, anything else was just the result of DN-Amy’s concoctions. At least that was the story Kim was trying to tell herself was true.

"So you really are a princess?" XR asked. "Wow is Buzz going to be embarrassed."

"That witch Bonnie cast a mind spell over the planet." Kimski said. "But once we find the stone of truth we can break the spell."

"Do you have any idea where it is?" Kim asked.

"Only an old riddle told to me by a priest of the Great Wade." Kimski said. "In the time of two shadows seek your truth in the pond of troubles."

"That’s it?" She-Go asked.

"That’s as much as he got out before Bonnie’s troops overran the temple." Kimski said. "I wish you could stay and help Kim."

"I’d like to but I’ve got a friend who’s gonna need the cure or she’ll be shrunk for life." Kim said. "I just hope Monique is still ok."

"Monique?" Kimski asked. "In this universe Monique was my maid, she is married to admiral Ron."

"Married?" Kim demanded. "To Ron?"

"She is also the resistance contact in the royal palace." Barken said. "She was one of the few un-touched by the mind spell, though sadly her husband was not."

"Monique and Ron?" Kim repeated.

"Get’s ya thinking huh princess." She-Go smiled at her.

Kim was about to respond when XR spoke up.

"Well I’ll tell Buzz all of this but without evidence it’ll be hard to back up. And you better get going, my sensors tell me that 42 is getting close.

"One last thing." Sheila said. She took a pen out of her pocket and drew a mustache on the sleeping Mira.

"Oh she is not going to like that." XR said.

Kimski giggled and Sheila laughed.

Despite her best efforts Kim smiled.

…To be continued.

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