A night in the Locker Room
Tuesday
As recorded by
Skytower
The Justice League operates out of a really nice satellite they called the WatchTower. It’s a very large place with an incredible selection of weapons, scanners, gadgets and a lot of other valuable stuff. I’d steal a lot of it but they also have an incredible number of alarm systems and I hate loud noises.
My name is Skytower. I am a gnome, former lackey to 2 evil mistresses and at the moment I’m a part time supervillain. I say part time because if you’re a full time supervillain you tend to attract attention from full time superheroes. I could maybe beat a lot of them, but who needs that sort of trouble? At the moment I was laying off the supervillain bit, my latest scheme (kidnapping women who shop at Victoria Secret stores and selling them as slaves to the Drow) had been a bit too successful and I had a few of the hero’s looking for me. I figured it was best to stay under the radar. Trouble was I also had a lot of debts to pay off.
Anyway back to the WatchTower. Inside the place is also living quarters, gym, hot tub and one of the biggest video screens I’ve ever seen. Really these Defenders of Justice live like Hugh Hefner. I’ve been in palaces that aren’t as luxurious as this place. There is always at least one hero up there, monitoring the world for trouble (and in the case of one of them, won’t say who, scanning nude beaches).
Anyway back to the subject. I had found a way into the WatchTower, the JL had accepted a bunch of action figures of themselves, they were supposed to authenticate and write out a brief note about themselves and send the dolls back to Earth for charity and such. I slipped into the box wearing a Superman outfit (did I mention I’m only 12 inches tall? Well I am, though I can change size easily enough) and once there I found it easy enough to sneak into the combination gym, swimming pool and hot tub/locker room area.
Why there? Why not into the weapons or scanners or computer rooms? Because like I said those places are alarmed. But there were only a few alarms in the gym. (This wasn’t the first time I had been in this place I had hitched a ride during an InJustice Gang attack once). Once in the room I picked out a nice corner with a good view and waited.
It was about an hour before Super Girl and Wonder Girl walked in. They were both sweating form the sparing workout they had just had and stripped off their costumes with sighs of relief. Yea, it amazed me too the first time I realized that heroines actually have to clean their costumes, but I guess even indestructible fabric can stain.
At this point I turned on my audio recorder. I would have used video, but that would have set off the alarms, and there are at least 30 gigabytes of nude photos of both these heroines on the net already. Why bother, they just say it’s fake anyway. I can tell you from experience that only 20 gigabytes of the photo’s are fake. If you ever see these two in the buff you’ll never forget it. Wonder Girl is still growing I think, but she’s full bodied with wide hips. Her breasts are very close to DD size and they have big nipples. Really big, you could hang advertising banners from those things. She also has one of the hairiest pussies I have ever seen. She has a nice face too, blue eyes, long black hair, but really, who looks at her face?
Super Girl is a complete contrast. She’s slim, with breast that are C sized with small pointed nipples that tend to point up. Between he legs she only has a little patch of blonde hair. She’s got the same blue eyes as Wonder Girl and her hair is the same length, but her’s is blonde.
"I don’t believe it!" Super Girl said practically squealing. I was amazed too. Under Wonder Girl’s left breast was the word "Amazon’s" and under the right one was the word "Rule!" done in red, white and blue lettering. "Dru when did that happen!"
"Last week." Wonder Girl said smugly. (Oh, for clarity sake we’ll use their real names from now on, Wonder Girl is Dru and Super Girl is Kara).
"The Mad Hatter did that?" Kara asked.
"No." Dru said. They walked into the shower and I followed. "I had it done a few days after Diana rescued me."
"Why?"
"Because I’m tired of being treated like a scatterbrained nitwit!" Dru snapped slamming the switch on the shower. Steam filled up the place pretty quick and the two of them were quiet while they rinsed off. After a few minutes the water stopped and they padded out of the shower and over to the hot tub. I scuttled over closer while they were getting use to the heat. A few minutes later Dru sighed.
"I’m sorry Kara."
"Big sister getting on your case again?" Kara asked.
"She gave me "THE LECTURE" after she rescued me. Dru said.
"THE LECTURE." Kara said and they both shuddered.
"Young lady being superpowered does not mean you are invulnerable." Dru said pushing her voice up and octave or two. "You should have known… Blah… Blah… Blah…"
"I know." Kara said. "I get it from Clark too. It’s gotten worse since the villains started lacing their chloroform pads with kryptonite."
"I hate that stuff!" Dru swore. "You can be fighting a street gang, mopping the floor with them, having a good time, then one guy gets behind you and wham! Lights out!"
"You wake up two days later and have to escape, clean yourself up, find your costume, and then deny that it ever happened." Kara sighed. "Then there are those damn pictures. I hate digital camera’s, at least in the old days they had to wait till the film was developed."
"And then you have to sit through "THE LECTURE". Dru said.
They both sighed at once.
"I’d like to use that magic lasso of yours and make them forget to give it too us." Kara said.
Dru started giggling. Then she laughed.
"What?"
"Promise you’ll never tell anyone this? Swear?"
"I swear." Kara said.
"Once after she gave me "THE LECTURE" I snuck into Diana’s room when she was asleep and used my lasso on her."
"No!" Kara said giggling.
"Yes!" Dru said and they both giggled. "As punishment for my getting caught she was going to make me clean the apartment the next day. So while she was under I told her that every time I said the word "responsible" she was to take off a piece of clothing."
"What?"
"Yep." Dru laughed again. "I figured by the end of the day she’d be walking around naked and I’d have the blinds open of course, then I’d wrap the lasso around her again and make her forget it!"
The next few minutes were full of the two of them laughing so hard I thought the alarms would go off.
"So what happened?" Kara asked.
"Well no sooner do we wake up, eat breakfast and start than we get a phone call. An informant had found Mr. Creepy’s lair and off we went. We get there, bust into the place and of course the first thing Mr. Creepy wants to know is who is ‘responsible’ for giving us the location to his secret lair."
"Oh no!" Kara laughed.
"It gets worse." Dru said laughing. Diana takes off a piece of clothing, and what piece of clothing is it?"
"Her magic belt." Kara said.
"Yea, the magic belt." Dru said. "So suddenly I’m doing the fighting for both of use because big sister is behind held by two, count em TWO guards. I was doing pretty good until someone got me with a chloroform pad."
"Ouch. So what happened?"
"The usual. A week of non-stop bondage, sex, more bondage, more sex…" Dru smiled and settled into the water. "Some of those guys can be very creative."
"Good thing none of them ever thinks of just killing us."
"Not a chance, they want to break our spirits, enslave us."
"And non-stop sex is the way to do that." Kara said.
For a moment they were both dead serious then they broke out laughing again.
"Oh please don’t satisfy me sexually just kill me!" Dru fake begged.
"Keep that 12 inch glowing thing away from me!" Kara squealed.
"Please don’t put my breast in that giant massager you evil villain!" Dru begged.
After about ten more minutes of laughing they settled down a bit.
"So what happened when you escaped?" Kara asked at last.
"Used my lasso to make Diana think it was some new superweapon."
"She bought it?"
"With the lasso around her, oh yea."
"Those things are really great." Kara easing closer to Dru.
"Uh-huh."
"Hey Dru." Kara said she put her arms around Dru. "You think I could burrow the lasso for a while?"
"Why?"
"I want to make you teach me that wrestling trick you used to beat me a little while ago."
"Forget it." Dru smiled easing back into the tub. "That’s a secret amazon fighting technique, no one is allowed to know it but a member of the amazon royal family."
"Please." Kara pleaded.
"Nope, sorry."
"Ok." Kara said. "Just remember I asked nicely."
"Hey!" Dru cried out as they started to rise out of the tub. She struggled but Kara had both her friends hands pulled behind her back.
"Looks like someone doesn’t wear their magic belt in the bathtub." Kara said as they floated toward where Dru’s belt, bracelets, tiara and magic lasso were hanging on a hook.
"Don’t you dare!" Dru shouted struggling for all she was worth.
She was still struggling as Kara picked up the lasso and they flew on toward the living quarters. I would have followed them but I only had a few more minutes to get back into the box with the rest of the toys getting shipped back to Earth. The Enquire would pay big bucks for the tape recording, though I’d leave out the part of Supergirl helping herself to Dru’s lasso. I figured you have to give the girls some privacy after all.
End.