Wonder Woman
"The Substitute"
by Skytower
Since she had left the Amazon Island of Themscyra Diana had seen all types of cities. She had learned to appreciate different styles of architecture of many worlds. The way a cities people styled their buildings was often a reflection of how they looked on life.
If that's the case here then these people are eternally depressed, Diana thought as she flew over Gotham City. The buildings were tall, made of dark brick-or brick that had darkened over time-and they crowded together so much that very little sun reached the streets. Even during the day the shadows never left Gotham. There seemed to be a perverse order to the city; Diana suspected that the shadows truly lived and that people didn't cast shadows, the shadows cast the people. Even now, in the height of summer daylight seemed a foreign thing to Gotham.
And he lives here, Diana thought again as she turned toward a building that looked like a church but was actually a restaurant jewelry store. She had seen a flash of light out of the corner of her eye and it was far too late for the place to be open. Bruce lives here and every night he's out here. No special powers. Just a costume and a few special weapons. No wonder everyone thinks he's a little crazy. I've never seen him smile or heard him laugh. Is it the city that makes him so grim?
Diana hovered over the building for a moment. Were anyone to look up they would have stared at her. Diana stood just a little less than six feet tall. She had long thick black hair and deep blue eyes. Her face was surprisingly soft with a perfectly shaped nose and a pert mouth. Bellow that was a large chest, small waist, large hips and very long legs. Diana wore the costume that had been made for her mother by the gods. Red boots, a pair of blue shorts with white stars on them, a red corset with a two gold bars that formed two letter 'W's over her chest. On her head was a silver tiara with a star in the center. Around her waist was a gold belt and attached the belt was a magic golden lasso. On each wrist were bracelets made of a near indestructible metal.
Whistling got Diana's attention and she floated silently to the back of the building. A blue convertible was parked next to the loading dock and the back seat was filled with jewels. Diana watched as more of them were casually tossed into the car from the inside of the building.
Suspecting a trap Diana looked around. The converted church was in a good neighborhood, or at least as good as the neighborhoods got in Gotham. The alley was a dead end and at the end was the back entrance to a Chinese restaurant. The usual dumpsters and trash littered the alleyway. A mixture of trash, Chinese cooking and high priced perfume from the restaurant filled the air. Insects buzzed around her head.
Diana floated down and landed beside the car. On the loading dock were two piles of jewelry. Sitting between them was a short woman wearing a skin-tight red and black uni-tard. Her face was done in white makeup and she wore a black domino mask. A red and black hood covered her head and attached to it was white clown balls at the end of the tassels. She was whistling a tune that Diana didn't recognize.
"Harley Quinn." Diana said.
"Hum?" Harley looked up. Her eyes widened. "Wonder Woman? What are you doing here? Where's Bat-guy?"
"He was hurt during the last battle with the Secret Society." Diana said. She was a little surprised at Quinn's reaction. Normally supervillains boasted of her coming defeat or reacted in anger when they saw her. From Harley's tone Diana could have been her next door neighbor. "I told him I'd look after Gotham while he was recovering."
"You?" Harley stood up. Harley was shorter than Diana by a head and she had the slim figure of a gymnast. "What about Robin?"
"He's with the Titans."
"Batgirl?"
"In college."
"Nightwing?"
"Busy in Blundhaven."
"Black Canary?"
"She's in Star City."
"That Booster Gold guy? Blue Beetle?"
"I was the one who was free." Diana said interrupting her before Harley could go through the entire Justice League roster.
"Oh." Harley said. She looked down at her feet for a few seconds and when she looked up Diana could have sworn there was still puzzlement on her face.
"So you're just temping?"
"You sound surprised." Diana said.
"Well… yea. I mean I expected if Bat's was out of action one of the other Batty's would sub for him, or maybe that guy with the arrows. But you? Bat's will be ok won't he?"
"You're concerned?" Diana asked allowing the surprise to show in her voice.
"Hey I love Bat's!" Harley said. "Next to Mr. J he's the best! What I wouldn't give to have both of them at once!" She winked. "If you get my drift!"
"I don't think that's going to happen." Diana said taking a step toward her.
"Bat's kissed me once you know." Harley said smiling with mock-innocence.
"Really?" Diana said stopping. "I find that hard to believe."
"Jealous?" Harley demanded.
"Of course not." Diana snapped.
"Yes you are!" Harley cried and started dancing around her. "Batman kissed me and not you! You're a jealous heroine!" Harley sang.
Is this what Bruce puts up with, Diana wondered as she watched Harley dance. She'd heard legends of his rogues gallery, Batman and the Flash seemed to draw odd criminals too them like moths to a flame. Most of them were dangerous.
To Batman at least, Diana thought as Quinn continued to dance around her.
"Enough!" Diana snapped. The woman's voice was beginning to grate on her. "I don't care if you kissed Batman or not!"
"Yep." Harley smiled. "Sure you don't! Man what a kisser." She looked down at the diamonds. "How's about you take half and I take half and we call it a night?"
"No." Diana said.
"You mean we gotta fight?" Again Harley sounded puzzled. "Kinda low for you, I mean I'm not trying to take over the world or anything, this stuff is only worth a few million."
"I stop crime the same way Batman does."
"No you don't. He makes with the grim face." Harley scrunched her face up and her eyes got narrow. "And he gets this weird creepy vibe… like he just got out of the coffin and you're on the menu. And his voice gets…" Harley shuddered and looked at Diana. "You look like you stepped out of the Miss America pageant."
"I'm taking you in." Diana said, not at all sure whether or not Harley was complimenting her or not.
"I'll fight!" Harley said putting up her fist in a mock boxer stance."
"You can try." Diana said. She stood still and folded her arms. "But we both know you don't have a chance."
"Hump!" Harley said and without any warning she attacked.
Diana stood still and tried not to look bored as the young woman let loose with a stunning variety of kicks, punches and other martial arts moves. Diana had to admit that as a fighter Harley was one of the best she had ever seen. She managed to combine gymnastics and fighting in a way that would have been tough to beat if Diana had been a normal human. As it was Diana barely felt any of the blows.
After about ten minutes of one-sided combat a panting Harley took a few steps back and fell over the jewelry.
"No fair!" She gasped. "I call foul! How's about you take of that belt and we try again?"
"Why my belt?"
"You're supposed to loose all your power if you loose the belt." Harley said. She looked disappointed. "It says so on the 'I raped Wonder Woman' web sight."
"You can't believe what you read on the internet." Diana said walking over to her.
"Ya can't?" Harley demanded sounding hurt. "So Supergirl and Batgirl aren't lovers?"
"Harley are you finished sorting those diamonds?"
Diana looked up and saw a tall slim woman walking out of the door that led to the store. She was nearly as tall as Diana was and she had the same thick long hair, only hers was red. Her skin had a green tint to it, a shade lighter than the green one-piece swimsuit she wore. The swimsuit was decorated with green leaves. The woman's face was a classic beauty, with a high forehead, arched eyebrows and a straight nose over full red lips. She wore green knee-high boots. She was carrying a bag of cash.
"We got'a problem red." Harley said.
Diana shifted her stance slightly. Harley Quinn was a normal woman; Pamela 'Poison' Ivy was not.
"Are you alright Harley?" Ivy said rushing over to her and bending down.
"She beat me up!" Harley cried pointing at Wonder Woman.
"I only stood here while she hit me." Diana said. "But I am taking you both in."
"Well you could do that." Ivy said smiling. "But that would mean letting those two poor security guards die in the hands of my crushing creeper vines. I bet if you listen you can hear them screaming right now."
Diana cocked her head and heard screaming from the inside of the store.
"Tell you what, you go ahead and we'll wait right here." Ivy said smiling sweetly. Harley smiled and nodded.
"Don’t go anywhere!" Diana growled and flew into the store. It took her barely a minute to realize that there were no guards. Angrily she flew back to the loading dock only to find the doorway blocked by vines.
With a shout of rage Wonder Woman punched a whole through the wall. The car was gone.
Mad at herself Diana took to the air. She spotted the convertible a three blocks away and gave chase. Diana was mad more at herself than at the two villains. She had let Harley's antics throw her off, despite the fact that Diana knew what Harley was.
Diana landed in front of the car and braced herself. Harley screamed and twisted the steering wheel to the right, flying down another alley. Unfortunately for her this one was also a dead end. Diana winced at the sound of the crash reached her just before she turned the corner. The car was smashed against the wall like a child's toy. Harley and Ivy were lying on the ground slightly behind it. Both women moaned in pain.
Diana walked over to Harley and looked down at her.
"Made ya look!" Harley shouted and rolled away. Diana looked up and saw Ivy throw a small bag at her. Instinctively Diana blocked the bag with her bracelet. The bag burst open and a fine white powder filled the air. Caught by surprise Diana breathed in a little of the powder. Instantly her throat seemed to squeeze shut and her lungs stopped working. Gasping in shock Diana staggered back. Her nose was on fire, her eyes were filled with tears and all the strength was draining out of her body.
"Great." Harley said. "Now we have to steal another car."
Diana fell to her knees. It took all of the strength she had in her body just to keep breathing.
"Let's steal a red one this time." Ivy said.
"We lost some of the diamonds too." Harley said and Diana heard her kick something.
Diana looked up as her eyes cleared a little. Harley had walked over to her. With a shove the villainess pushed Diana onto her back.
"This stuff going to kill her?" Harley asked pleasantly.
"No." Ivy said. "But it'll be at least an hour until she can breath normally again.
"Well that ain't long enough." Harley said. "She can fly you know. Give me a hand." Harley reached over and started to unlace Diana's boots.
"They're not your size or your color." Ivy said starting to unlace Diana's other boot.
"Hey I can wear red!"
"Not this red."
"Red's red Red." Harley said pulling off of the boot. A few seconds later Diana felt Ivy pull the other one off. Then Harely rolled Diana onto her stomach and pulled Diana's arms behind her back. Diana was still concentrating on breathing; she was helpless to stop Harley as the other woman tied her arms together, using the golden lasso. Harley tied Diana's elbows together and then wrapped the lasso tightly along Diana's arms to her wrist. Diana's arms were pulled painfully together parallel to her spine. When that was done Harley used the other end of the rope to tie Diana's legs together from the knees to the ankle. Then she laced the rope around Diana's big toes and worked it around between her other toes. When the toes were secure Harley pulled Diana's legs up and tied the rope leading from her toes to the rope around Diana's wrist. It was a very neat, very tight hog-tie. Diana's legs and arms were bent so far that her body had to bend backwards.
"Harley no." Ivy said as Harley started to gag Diana with a ribbon from her costume. "She needs her mouth to keep breathing."
"So?"
"You've heard the rumors about those two." Ivy said. "If she dies Batman will be after us, and its bad enough when he's not mad at us."
"Oh yea." Harley said. She used the ribbon to blindfold Diana. "Give me a hand Red."
Diana felt herself picked up and lifted over something and then dropped. She landed on something soft and squishy. The smells that reached her through Ivy's powder were revolting. A few seconds later Diana felt something hit her on the back of the head.
"You can have mine Wondy." Harley called.
There was a metallic clang as the top of the dumpster was closed over her.
"Hey there's a yellow car!" Harley cried out.
"I think we should steal a red one."
They started to argue and their voices faded. Diana barely paid attention. She was still trying to force her body to breathe.
It took a few hours for the effects of the powder to fade. By the time it did Diana was fully covered in garbage. The alley that she had chased them into was between an Italian and Korean restaurant. Both seemed to open all night and who ever was tossing the garbage into the dumpster paid no attention to Diana's gasping for air. Once she was able to breathe properly Diana faced another problem. Her magic rope was un-breakable and Harley Quinn was very good at tying knots. By this time pride kept Diana silent even as more leftovers were dumped onto her. She was not going to be found tied up and tossed away; not an Amazon Warrior and Princess of Themscyra!
What bothered her even more was the reason she was still alive. Harley and Ivy were scared of Batman! Batman! Diana was a warrior born, she could lift and throw cars! But they were more scared of Batman! A man in a silly costume!
Eventually Diana found the central knot and slowly she worked it loose. Her body relaxed as the rope gave and she was able to lay straight again. The blindfold was still on her and Diana didn't want to think what her toes were stuck in. It was gooey and felt gross. It took her a while longer to free her arms and legs.
It was near dawn when Diana flew back into the Batcave. The look on Alfred's face said it all but it was a look quickly covered.
"I shall draw you a hot bath Madame." He said handing her one of Batman's capes. "If you leave your costume here I shall make sure it is clean."
"Thank you Alfred." Diana said.
"Where are you boots Madame?" Alfred asked.
"I… Lost them." Diana said.
"Very well, I'm sure Mistress Barbara has a pair that you can wear." Alfred said. "Or if you tell me where you lost them I can find them for you."
"That's alright." Diana said struggling not to scream. "I'll find them tomorrow."
"Very good Madame."
He turned and left and if there was a hint of laughter on his dignified face Diana didn't see it. What she did see when she turned around was her reflection in the monitor screen. Her black hair was plastered to her head with a combination of tomato sauce and grease, bits of spaghetti and noodles and salad hung on her skin and from her costume. Diana had gone through battles with gods and looked better.
It was no better as she peeled the costume away from her skin. The grease and sauces had oozed into her cleavage leaving a large multicolored smear on her stomach and chest. Some sort of hot sauce had seeped through her shorts and left a red stain on her thighs and between her legs.
Diana put the costume onto a chair by the computer console and wrapped the cape around her nude food stained body. Her mind filled with thoughts of vengeance the amazon princess walked up the stairs toward her bath.
The next night saw Diana back in the skies of Gotham, but this time with a pair of yellow knee high boots instead of her normal red ones. The first thing she did was to go back to the alley but her boots were missing. Diana had picked the dumpster up and shaken it out, but found nothing but garbage. Frustrated the heroine started to look for Harley and Ivy. But the two of them were nowhere to be found. Diana had to content herself with the usual robberies and muggings that filled the Gotham night.
It was a week before she found Harley and Ivy again. For that entire week Diana had read Batman's files about the pair and searched for them each night. A part of her realized the danger of seeking them out just for vengeance, but Diana couldn't stand the thought of them roaming free. Not after what they had done to her.
This is Gotham City after all, Diana thought as she searched. Vengeance is the custom around here. It was a flimsy rationalization but it satisfied her.
She finally spotted them outside of a bank. Ivy's vines had torn the wall apart and the two of them were carrying bags of money to a waiting car. A red convertible.
"Oops." Harley said as Diana lifted the car up and tossed it aside. "I guess this is a no parking zone huh?"
"Yes it is." Diana said coldly. She picked up Harley and tossed her into the wall thirty feet away. Harley screamed as she flew and then lay limp after the impact.
"My you're in a bad mood tonight." Ivy said, resting on a slightly swaying vine. "Mad that Harley stole your boots?"
Without a word Diana grabbed the vine and pulled hard, launching Ivy into the air. Diana flew up and grabbed the woman just as she was starting to fall.
"No you don't." Diana said grabbing Ivy's wrist as the villainess reached for her crossbow. She easily pulled both of Ivy's wrists behind her and tied them securely. Ivy grunted and struggled but it was futile.
"Ouch!" Ivy shouted "Batman's more of a gentleman!"
"I'm not Batman." Diana said coldly.
"Hey leave her alone!" Harley shouted.
Diana felt an impact and looked down. Harley was standing in the car shooting at her, but instead of bullets the oversized gun she was using was shooting ping-pong balls.
"Stop that!" Diana said landing beside the car.
"Stay back!" Harley said holding up a pie with white frosting. "I know how to use this!"
"Enough!" Diana snapped. She let go of Ivy and ripped the car door off of its hinges. In response Harley hit Diana in the face with the pie.
Diana had an instant to realize that the pie was drugged before the drug took effect. She staggered back and wiped the frosting out of her eyes. While she did that a feeling of pleasure started to flood over her. Diana started to feel dizzy. She fell to her knees and started to laugh.
"It's all the in the baking." Harley said. "Not as powerful as Mr. J's stuff."
Suddenly Diana couldn't stop giggling. She knew something was wrong, but she couldn't remember what it was. The only thing she could think of was how great she felt. In fact the situation was so funny Diana could barely stand it.
"So it's not lethal?" Ivy said.
"Nah, you're right about Bats." Harley said.
They had walked over to Diana and Harley sat down.
"Sorry about the hair Wondy." Harley said taking some of the frosting off of Diana's face and eating it. "But at least it's not moo-goo-guy what-ever this time."
Diana thought this was one of the funniest things she had ever heard and started to laugh again.
"That's ok." She said between laughs. "Everything's ok!"
"Well it's improved her mood that's for sure." Ivy said.
"Hey Red, let's ditch the dough and have girls night out!" Harley said. She put her arm around Diana's shoulder. "I know someone who could really do with a makeover!"
"Good idea!" Ivy said cheerfully. "Serve her right for hurting my plants."
"Great!" Diana shouted laughing. "What's a makeover?"
"You'll find out." Ivy said.
Between them Harley and Ivy helped Diana up and walked her over to the car.
The next thing Diana knew she was sitting in a chair in a beauty saloon. In between there was a misty memory of riding around Gotham while Harley, Ivy and her had sung 'What do you do with a drunken sailor', substituting the word 'heroine' for sailor. Diana had passed out at some point.
"How ya doing Wondy?" Harley said stuffing another bit of pie into Wonder Woman's mouth.
"Wonderfully." Diana managed to get out between bites.
"Hair first." Ivy said coming up to stand beside them. She held up a bottle of hair dye. "Red's the way to go."
"Blonde!" Harley protested.
"Red." Ivy insisted.
"Blonde."
"Red."
For the next few minutes Diana's head moved back and forth between them as if she were watching a tennis match.
"Ok!" Ivy said at last. "We'll let her decided.
"I like both!" Diana said giggling.
"Both it is!" Harley said.
"Right!" Ivy said.
Diana laughed with them as the two women leaned her head back into the sink and started the water.
"Think we should go all the way?" Harley said looking between Diana's legs.
"Oh of course." Ivy agreed.
"Yeah!" Diana shouted laughing.
"I like the boots." Harley said.
"Batgirl's." Diana whispered.
"You keep prepping her Red." Harley said.
Diana kept giggling as Harley pulled off her boots and then tugged down her costume.
"Whoa!" Ivy said as Diana's breasts were exposed.
"They gotta be fake." Harley said. She reached up and started to squeeze Diana's breast.
"They feel real enough." Ivy said squeezing the other one.
Diana thought this was funny and said so.
"Let's pierce em!" Harley exclaimed.
"Good idea!" Ivy said.
Diana just laughed.
It was possible that Alfred knew what to expect this time. He wasn't in the Batcave when Diana flew in and for that she thanked the gods. Diana had woken up in Gotham Central Park. She was lying in a field of wild flowers. Her head ached as if it had been hit with a sledgehammer, her nipples stung and so did her pussy. She remembered everything. She still had her costume, minus the boots, it was laying beside her. Her nipples had been pierced and rings with little bells put on them.
The sun was coming up and early morning joggers were starting to fill the park. Embarrassed beyond reason Diana had struggled into her costume and had flown back to the Batcave at top speed. She sped through the Batcave and rushed into her room as quickly as she could. Only then did she pull off her costume and get a look at herself in the mirror.
One half of her head sported a bright red color; the other half was peroxide blonde. Both halves were done in a 1950's style beehive hairdo. One eye had a false eyelash; the other eye was surrounded by glitter. One eyebrow was red, the other pink. Her too front teeth were blacked out with dark ink. She had a diamond stud in her nose. Her nipples were very tender and it took a few minutes for Diana to detach the rings. Instead of dying her pubic hair Harley and Ivy had simply shaved it off. On one side of her slit was a rose on the other side was a clown face. Her toenails had been painted alternately red and yellow.
"I'm going to drag them into Tartarus and throw them into the Pit of Lost Souls!" Diana growled.
The phone rang and Diana picked it up.
"Would you be wanting breakfast Madame?" Alfred asked.
"Not for a while Alfred." Diana said. She looked at herself in the mirror again. "Would you know if Bruce has any black hair dye?"
"Yes he does Madame."
"Please leave it outside my door." Diana asked.
"Very good Madame."
He hung up and a second later Diana splintered the phone and the table under it as she slammed the receiver down.
Diana was in her room looking over a map of Gotham City when there was a knock on her door. Her hair was back to its normal color but it was still wet. It had taken her five hours in the bathroom to get her body close to normal. The piercing for the nose and nipple rings would close up in a few days, and the drawings of the rose and the clown face were not tattoos, merely indelible ink. She had discovered some writing on her ass, on either cheek were the words 'Harley was here' and 'Ivy was here'.
Her costume was clean but she was wearing one of Bruce's black robes. It matched her mood.
"Diana?"
"Dinah?" Diana said standing up straight.
The door opened and a medium sized woman with blonde hair walked in. Dinah Lance, the Black Canary, was a widely built heroine with a figure much like Harley Quinn's. She wore a black leather jacket, a black one-piece swimsuit and black fishnet stalkings. In her hand she carried a box.
"Hi, how are you getting on?" Dinah asked walking over to her.
"I'm not." Diana admitted as they hugged. "Honestly Dinah how does Bruce put up with this insane city?"
"I had a feeling you were having trouble when I found these on Ebay." Dinah said. She opened the box and pulled out Diana's boots.
"My boots!" Diana swore. "She sold them!"
"Three hundred dollars." Dianah said.
"Three hundred DOLLARS!" Diana shouted. "These were made by the gods!"
"Yea well…" Dinah shrugged. "There's a lot of phony heroine stuff on Ebay, I only realized they were real when Harley mentioned the markings on the inside heal."
"I'm going to drag her into the pit of lost souls and chain her to the rocks of torment!" Diana growled. "I'm going to bury Ivy in the desert of despair!"
"Need some help?" Dinah asked pleasantly.
"Desperately." Diana admitted taking a breath to let go of some of her anger. "Twice now I've had them and twice I've lost them. It's embarrassing, I'm stronger and wiser than they are. Why do I keep loosing?"
Dinah shrugged.
"Diana it's not always about the power. Sometimes it's just about luck."
"Well I swear they won't catch me off guard again." Diana said. "But I have no idea how to track them down."
"I do." Dinah said smiling. "Many the Turk is a fence in Star City, he used to work in Gotham City, with a little persuasion he was able to clue me in on Harley and Ivy. They steal from Gotham, but they live in Pine Acres."
"You're telling me they commute?" Diana asked. Dinah nodded. "No wonder no one in Gotham knows where they are."
"I got the address if you're up for it." Dinah smiled.
"I'm up for it." Diana smiled back.
"I never would have found them." Diana said.
"Crime pays." Dinah said.
They were standing across the street from a twenty-room 3 acre estate that was only a half an hours walk from Bruce Wayne's estate. A distant relative of the Wayne family had actually built Bracely Manor. Unlike the Gothic spires of Wayne manor Bracely manor was built in a Antebellum style with white columns and balconies.
"Five minutes flying." Diana growled. "They were five minutes away from me."
"Try not to think about it." Dinah said. "We have them now."
"Come on then." Diana said.
She picked Dinah up in her arms and flew over the walls. Silently the two flew toward the house. The only light came from a room on the second floor. Diana hovered in front of it. A large screen plasma TV was showing 'The Incredibles.' Their backs to the window Harley and Ivy sat on a couch in front of the TV.
Diana held Dinah as the Black Canary easily defeated the lock and pushed the window open. A few seconds later they were in the room. As one the two heroines charged over to the couch. Diana grabbed Harley and Dinah grabbed Ivy. Diana had intended to be rough but it was complete shock when Ivy's head came off of her body. After that there was an explosion of white dust that coated her body. Diana started to fall back, tried to regain her balance and realized that her body was paralyzed.
She fell back on the floor and lay on her back, able to move her eyes but that was all. Diana's body wasn't numb, she just wasn't able to move or speak.
"Hi-dy HO!" Harley shouted dancing into the room. She was wearing a pair of white shorts and a loose blue undershirt. "The girls have come to play!" Harely bent down and gave Diana a friendly kiss on the cheek. "Hi Wondy!"
There were so many things Diana wanted to do and say at that moment that her soul nearly boiled.
"Hey Red, I guess we have to move now." Harley said. Diana saw that Ivy was standing in the doorway. She was wearing an oversized white T-shirt.
"Maybe not." Ivy said. She walked over and picked up Black Canary. "Grab Wonder Woman and follow me, I have an idea."
Diana was carried through the mansion and into the green house behind it. On the way Ivy and Harley stopped into their rooms to get their costumes. Diana's frustration had reached mythic levels but a part of her was curious. Was Ivy going to feed her and the Black Canary to one of her plants?
Diana and Dinah were dumped next to a large tree and then Harley and Ivy stood back and whispered to each other. There were frequent eruptions of laughter and then Harley ran out of the room.
"Alright." Ivy said sternly. "Now Wonder Woman has been bothering Harley and I all month, and now you get involved Black Canary. What did we ever do to you two?" She started to pace back and forth. "Do we ever kill anyone? Well, anyone important I mean. Do we try to take over the world? Harley and I didn’t even join the Secret Society, hell we weren't even asked! We just want to live here, a quiet little life, me with my plants and Harley with her toons. Even Batman would have left us alone so long as we didn’t steal too much!"
Diana wanted to shout arguments back at the villainess but her body was still useless.
"I got it Red!" Harley said running back into the room. She was carrying a video camera on a tripod."
"Start it rolling Har." Ivy said.
Ivy walked over to Diana and started to unlace the heroine's boots.
"I told Harley we shouldn't have sold these." Ivy said. She pulled them off of Diana and then rolled the heroine onto her back. Diana felt the hooks on the back of her costume being undone as Ivy kept talking.
"Don't be too hard on Black Canary Wonder Woman, the snitch who told you where to find us called me a few minutes after she left. It was what I told him to do if anybody ever showed up looking for us. Right now he's probably on a boat to South America."
Ivy pulled Diana's costume down and off of her and then rolled Diana onto her back. She plucked Diana's tiara off of the helpless heroine's head and placed it on her own. Then Ivy pulled Diana's bracelets off of her wrist and placed them on her own. Out of the corner of her eye Diana saw Harley pulling Black Canary's fishnets off of her legs.
"Now we're going to have some fun before the paralyzing effect wears off." Ivy said. "And if you two ever bother us again the day After they arrest us this video will go out over the internet."
Ivy stood up and pulled Wonder Woman's costume up. She looked down as the top fell away from her breasts.
"Harley can you get me some tissue paper?"
"Right Red." Harley putting on Black Canary's black jacket. "A couple of boxes should do it."
"Holy Plant Caper Wonder Woman!" Harley gasped out. "We've beaten those evil villains beautful Ivy and spunky Harley Quinn, but now they've been captured by Ivy's special vines!"
"Too true Black Canary, my loyal sidekick." Ivy answered solemly. "But I fear we must let the vines do their work, for as an Amazon Princess deeply steeped in New Age philosophy I can not bring myself to stop the progress of nature."
If Diana could have talked she would have shattered the windows of the green house with her screams of rage. Ivy and Harley had been going on like this for nearly fifteen minutes as a pair of plants had shredded Diana's and Dinah's Ivy and Harley costumes. Once those costumes were shredded the vines had wrapped themselves around the helpless heroine's bodies and more vines had pressed into Diana's vagina and anus and wrapped themselves around her breasts. A plant was raping her and there was not a thing she could do about it! A little bit away from her Dinah was going through the same thing. Worse there was no way to stop her body from responding. Diana felt her muscles clench and her body arch as the plant pumped away at her.
"Oh you are a noble stuck up frigid bitch!" Harley said earnestly. "Let me help you carry your burden of boring righteousness!"
With that Harley hugged and kissed Ivy full on the lips. After a moment Ivy responded.
"You are perhaps right my eager, if dull witted and flat chested sidekick." Ivy said with a smile and a wink at Diana. She took Harley into her arms and slowly lowered her to the floor. "For too long have we denied this passion, a passion that Batman and Robin, Batgirl and Robin, Robin and Batman and Batgirl have all shared together."
"Oh take me you powerful amazon!" Harley cried. "Take me as you took Supergirl last week! Spank me! Make me cry out like the blonde slut I really am!"
"I shall take you!" Ivy cried out. "Just like I took Hawkgirl and Vixen and… Huntress?"
"Huh?" Harley asked.
"Huntress!" Ivy shouted pointed.
"What?" Harley said.
A small arrow suddenly appeared in both women's shoulders. They sighed and passed out.
"Man have you two had a night."
Diana looked up to see the tall raven haired ex-Justice League member walk over to her.
"Just relax and I'll have free in a few minutes." The Huntress said. She took a small hypo out of her belt. "You're just lucky that Dinah's snitch had second thoughts about double crossing her and decided to double cross Ivy instead."
Diana felt the hypo-spray enter her body and after a few seconds she could move her fingers. Huntress pulled the vines away from and out of Diana's body. Diana felt the vines try to hold on as they were pulled from between her legs. It sent a last erotic shock into her. While she was recovering Huntress administered the hypo to Dinah.
"Ohhh…" Harley said.
"Huntress…" Ivy said.
"That was quick." Huntress said looking at them. "They should have been out for hours."
"Help Dinah." Diana said coldly. She stood up-feeling her body move had never felt so good-and walked over to the two prone villainesses. "I'm going to talk to these two."
Diana grabbed Harley and Ivy by the throat and with a thought was airborne. They crashed through the top of the green house and kept going. After a few minutes Diana stopped. Harley and Ivy were both writhing in her grip.
"Look down." Diana ordered coldly.
Looks of sheer terror appeared on their faces as Harley and Ivy looked down. They were at least a mile up.
"If you Ever Ever EVER! If you Ever breathe a word of what you have done to me and Dinah in the past month I'm going to take you up higher than this and drop you." Diana said coldly. Then she shouted. "INTO A VOLCANO!"
Diana brought them close to her and looked into their eyes. "Understand?"
As much as they were able to Harley and Ivy nodded.
When she landed in the green house Dinah was standing by the video camera.
"Get those clothes off!" Dinah ordered. "And I am not flat chested!"
"Ok, ok… jeez." Harley said. "This is the last slumber party we ever have."
"At least they weren't smart enough to put a tape in the machine." Dinah said.
"Hey I put a tape in there!" Harley protested handing Dinah her jacket.
"Where's Huntress?" Diana asked.
The grainy tape of President Kennedy's assasination had been playing for nearly two hours. Sitting in the chair of the living room the faceless man known as the Question watched it, seeking answers. Not answers to who had killed the president, but answers to why the woman in the upper left hand corner of the picture was wearing a blue and white skirt with a green hat. He was sure it was a signal of some sort, but to who?
"Hey lover." Huntress said bounding into the room. She walked over and jumped into his lap. "Want to watch a really fun vid?"
End.