The Global Protectors – True Romance

 

By Marcus Lycus

(Marcus_Lycus@hotmail.com)

If you’ve read other GP stories you can probably skip this prologue, it’s just a basic intro.  If not, welcome aboard, this should help you get up to speed.

Legal Horrors – The Global Protectors are copyright, trademark etc. of Doctor Droid (http://www.superstories.org/droidzone/) and are used with his permission.  Other characters and text are copyright Marcus Lycus.

 

Prologue – Meet the Global Protectors!

The Kirby Guide to Superheroes and Heroines – 2005 Edition

 

You’ve seen them on billboards, TV commercials, and music videos.  Girls from 8 to 28 buy their clothes and shoes.  Men and boys snatch up their videos and posters.  They’re the Global Protectors, 8 beautiful young women in skimpy costumes dedicated to saving the world (and making a buck).  The media likes to call them the Paris Hiltons of superheroes but the disdain of elitist commentators had done nothing to dent the popularity or profits of this group.

In the year 2000 the enigmatic Doctor Boyd perfected a process for creating superpowers by activating latent psychic energy in women. Since then he searched the world seeking out women with the wisdom and heroic qualities necessary to become champions of justice.

Each member hails from a different corner of the world:

·    Maple Leaf, the leader from Canada

·    Tigress, second in command from Kenya. 

·    Valkyrie, the team’s scientist from Sweden

·    Rising Sun, their electronics expert from Japan. 

·    La Sola, the Latin bombshell from Argentina

·    Shamrock, their shyest member from Ireland

·    Aussie Girl, their boldest member from Australia (duh!)

·    Star, their most famous member from the United States

The team has caused considerable controversy with their aggressive marketing and promotional campaigns.  Whether you’re talking about Maple Leaf’s line of motivational videos, La Sola’s swimsuit calendars or Star’s recording career (and complete lack of talent) people tend to love it or hate it.  But as Star herself says, “Not everyone is a millionaire playboy and the high tech HQ, supersonic jets, all costs money y’know!”

But the GP are more than just pretty faces in a magazine.  These girls pack a lot of punch.  The Global Protectors have the powers of super strength, invulnerability and flight.  Their bodies are always in perfect physical condition (as anyone who bought La Sola’s calendar will testify), their senses are sharper than normal, and they recover from injuries much faster than normal humans. 

Unfortunately their powers are tied to their physical state.  If they grew tired or injured their powers rapidly decline until they are no stronger than ordinary women.  (A fact many villains had discovered to their delight.)

The team’s official costume is a strapless, backless leotard in the colors of each heroine’s flag complimented with a pair of matching boots.  On their arms they wear heavy bracelets that cover the forearm concealing sophisticated communicators and around their necks are metal chokers concealing a powerful GPS locator. 

Watch out Avenging League of Justice and Ex-Titans!  With their powers, their looks and their state-of-the-art equipment the Global Protectors are on their way towards becoming the greatest superhero team in the world!

 

Maple Leaf - The team leader, Maple Leaf is tough but fair.  She not only leads the team on the battlefield she often puts in 18 hour days running the team’s finances and raising funds for their foundation.  In addition she created and markets a best-selling line of motivational books and videos “The Heroine Within”.  The National Organization of Women has twice elected her Superheroine of the Year.

 

Tigress - Probably the most feared Global Protector, Tigress is said to have the best fighting and tracking skills on the team.  As deputy leader she is responsible for training the Protectors.  She practices relentlessly, often spending her own time tracking down teenaged gang members and bringing them in.  She also founded the Global Protector’s Second Chance Program where juvenile delinquents have a chance to work in the GP’s headquarters.

 

Valkyrie - The smartest Protector, Valkyrie has PhDs in science and psychology!  Besides fighting crime she is also responsible for the team’s medical care and often spends days in the lab working on projects.  But don’t think she’s a bookworm, our sources tell us she’s the strongest Protector as well as the smartest and one of the best looking!  Hey guys!  How come this hottie is still single?

 

La Sola - Generally considered the sexiest Protector, La Sola is also one of the most talented.  The Latin bombshell designed the team’s costumes and a lot of their spin-off clothing lines.  Smart, funny and caring, she is enormously popular both on and off the team.

 

Rising Sun - Technology wiz, entertainer, fund-raiser and heroine, is there anything Rising Sun can’t do?  This modest beauty designed the Protectors’ communication and monitor system that allows them to respond to trouble anywhere in the world.  Her anime “Rising Sun & Her Amazing Fliends” is a hit show in Japan.  Plus she also finds time to raise money for good causes like the Red Cross.  And she does it all with traditional Japanese humility and grace.

 

Shamrock - ‘The quiet Protector’ Shamrock rarely does interviews or puts out merchandise.  Her only projects have been a calendar for the ASPCA and a book of Gaelic poetry.  Though she has few fans compared to some of the other Protectors, this sensitive redheaded Irish lass has some of the most loyal. 

 

Aussie Girl – The youngest Protector is also the boldest!  This wonder from down under will try just about anything, from extreme sports to crushing villains.  This graceful blond is the most agile of the Protectors and the best flier; she rarely keeps her feet on the ground.  With her angelic face, athletic body and mischievous smile this cutie is going to be breaking a lot of hearts once she gets older.

 

Star - By far the most famous and popular member of the team, Star is at least as well known for her music and TV appearances as for her heroics.  Actually better known.  To tell the truth she is rarely seen fighting alongside her teammates, though she usually shows up to be interviewed and congratulated afterwards.


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