Stella and the Minx #24:

Stellar Man Returns!

 

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The Minx a wanted criminal!

Stella missing!

 

And just when everything looks bad…

Stellar Man returns?

 

If you read only one amateur superheroine erotic story this year make it this one!

 

Marcus Lycus

(Marcus_Lycus@hotmail.com)

January 2009

 

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Issue 24 – Stellar Man returns

 

Gloria Barbarossa yawned and glanced at the clock.  It was almost 7 am!  She’d slept almost eight hours!  She was surprised Lynn hadn’t woken her up when she got home.  Perhaps her partner appreciated how much she needed some rest.  She knocked on Lynn’s door.

“Hey Lynn?  You up?  I hate to say it but you were right, I had to escape, but at least this way you’re not involved.”

No answer.

She opened Stella’s door.  The room was empty.  The bed unused.

“Okay…”  The sight sent a shiver of fear up Gloria’s spine.  If Stella was missing, this might be a lot bigger than a murder frame!

She picked up the phone.

***

Lynn Lewis opened her eyes and stretched.  She looked around at the pink and white room, decorated with stuffed animals, and dolls.  She smiled; it was so nice to be back home.

Then she gasped.  She wasn’t in her room at the penthouse at all!  This was her old room, the one Stellar Man built for her back at the Citadel of Isolation!  It was like she’d gone back two years in time!

She could feel the cold from the icy walls.  She shivered.  But she was never cold, her powers kept her warm!

Then she noticed it, a harsh red light beat down on her making her powerless!  “Hello?”  She called.  She got out of bed.

“Gloria? Anyone?  What’s going on?”  She tried the door.  It was locked.  She pounded on it.  She stared at it.  She blew it.  But nothing happened.  She was powerless.

“Funny.  I’ve spent months trying to rebuild one of those rays and now I have one.  I should be careful what I wish for…”

She looked around the room.  It had been years since she spent any time in it.  There were dozens of stuffed toys, gifts from well-wishers around the world and beyond.  There was her robot teddy bear, her thought-powered paint set and her dollhouse with dolls made from living wax.  All that stuff had stopped working ages ago of course but it was still there. 

For some reason Lynn hadn’t really used this room in years.  At some point all these cute, childish things just became creepy and uncomfortable.  Some days she couldn’t stand to be in there for more than a few minutes.  Even now she felt goose bumps just being in here.

She walked around again.  In her closet she had dozens of dresses and outfits, all of them too small for her now.  In the drawers were priceless jewels from a dozen worlds.  A door led to her magnificent bathroom complete with a diamond-shaped hot tub.  She checked, the water still ran.

“At least I won’t die of thirst.”

Stella heard it.  The door was opening.  She looked around in a hurry, but this was a girl’s room.  There were no baseball bats or hockey sticks to use as a weapon.  Besides anyone powerful enough to catch her could probably handle a powerless Stella.

The door opened.  Stella gasped. 

“No!  It’s can’t be!  You’re dead!”

“Come on Cousin Lynn, you should know, Stellar Man always wins!”

***

“Sweet liberty, you know I want to help you Minx but I can’t.  You’re a fugitive!  I should take you in right now!”

“Princess Patriot I’m not asking you to help me, it’s Stella who’s missing.”

The patriotic heroine mulled it over and finally muttered “fine.”  Then she added “But Minx, if I see you again and you’re still wanted…”

“I understand Princess.”

“I’m sorry Minx.  But it’s my duty as a heroine.”  Then she flew away.

“Bitch.”  The Minx muttered under breath.  She turned and headed the other way.  She wanted to get out of the morning sun before any cops spotted her.  She jumped off the roof, into an alleyway and into the black sports car she was using today.  She quickly removed her mask, reversed her coat and the Minx was gone, replaced by Ms. Smith, honest, nondescript citizen.

She turned on the radio.

“…police say no progress on finding the escaped murderess the Minx.  Noted criminologist Doctor Ashley Acker says the Minx may have gone insane and is highly dangerous…”

“Great, so I’m an escaped lunatic now.  Lucky Princess P didn’t hear that before she saw me.”

“…BREAKING NEWS!  A blue and red figure has been spotted over Megapolis and sources tell us it’s not Stella!  Yes ladies and gentlemen, the moment we’ve all been waiting for had come!  STELLAR MAN HAS RETURNED!”

“Well that just makes today perfect.”

***

“To tell the truth, you’re the one who saved me Lynn.”

“But… but…”

“After all the sun is the source of our stellar powers.  By throwing me into the sun you energized them so much it shook me out of the death-like coma I was in!”

“But… but… you were dead!  You were rotting!  You smelled!”

“Yes there was quite a bit of tissue damage which is why it took me so long to recover but you know our stellar bodies can recover from almost any wound.”

“But…”

“Don’t worry Lynn, I understand, and I forgive you.  And I know you had a rough time.  But now that I’m back everything will be all right.  You can go back to being my partner Stellar Girl and everything will be OK.”

“But I don’t want-“

“Hush cousin.  We’ll talk later.  I have an appointment back in Megapolis.”

“But-“

“It will all be OK Lynn.  I promise.”

***

“I didn’t tell him anything Gloria.”

Gloria Barbarossa sat dumbly across the coffee shop table from her friend Policewoman Pepper Dickinson.  The blonde had a black eye and bruises on her face.  She walked gingerly, wincing in pain.

“Boss Bruno?”

“I played dumb, just like I told you I would.  Even when he threatened my parents.  I think I convinced him.”  She paused and chuckled dryly.  “They’re saying you did this to me.  They might give me a medal.”

“Pepper, I’m so sorry, I didn’t know, I never wanted-“

“Just promise me you’ll get him Gloria.”

“I promise.”

There were cries on the street; people were running around screaming and pointing.  The Minx jumped to her feet.

“I’m sorry Pepper, I have to-“

“I understand.  Go get them Gloria.”

“I’m sorry.”  She ran out the door.

***

“The Air Force has confirmed the Stellar-Ship has been sighted flying towards Megapolis!  You may recall it was almost two years ago that Stellar Man and his girlfriend Polly Path left Earth aboard the Stellar-Ship, and now they have apparently returned!  Thousands of people are converging on Shuster Park where he is expected to land!”

The Minx joined the crowd, catching reports in her diamond-powered earring radio receivers.  This disturbed her more than anything else.  A dozen explanations raced through her brain, each more frightening than the last.

An imposter?  A clone?  One of Satan’s Cheerleader’s?  An alternate Stellar Man from parallel world?  Time travel?  But the most frightening idea was what if it was true?  What if exposure to the sun had somehow revived Stellar Man and now he was back?  He probably wouldn’t be too happy to see one of the women who helped hide his corpse.

She wondered if there was time to get the stellar energy ray from Dr. Corvidae’s lab.  She shook her head.  If the Man of the Stars wanted revenge he’d have already come for her. 

She joined the back of the crowd assembling on the meadow.  It was the same place she and Stella staged Stellar man’s farewell, it seemed the most logical place for Stellar Man to make his return.

Sure enough the Stellar-Ship soon appeared overhead and slowly descended to the ground.  The crowd parted to make space.  A hush fell over them.  Tens of thousands of people were gathered but none of them made a sound.  They waited, breathlessly.

Gloria could actually hear the hatch open with a hiss. 

Stellar Man stepped out and rose gracefully into the air, hovering over all of them, turning slowly so everyone could see him.

 

Stellar Man Returns

“People of Megapolis.  I’m back.  Miss me?”

The crowd roared!  If John F Kennedy, the Beatles and Santa Claus had stepped from that ship they could not have cheered louder.

Stellar man had altered his costume a bit, adding a collar to the cape, yellow piping to his boots, exchanging his yellow belt for a red sash and adding a pair of gloves.  The overall effect was to make him look more regal.  The Minx wasn’t sure what to make of it.

He gestured and they fell silent again.

“I have had a long and memorable journey, I have seen things no human has ever seen before, I have walked on alien worlds under the light of strange suns, I have encountered civilizations that were ancient when we lived in caves but…  Nothing beats being home!”

The crowd roared again.

“I have many tales to share but they will have to wait until a more… suitable time.  For now I have some happy news to share with you all.  Once I was alone in my never-ending battle for honesty, liberty and the American dream.  Then my cousin Stellar Girl joined me.  But she was always my little cousin, never really my partner.  But in my travels I discovered something amazing, something wonderful, an alien scientist performed a miracle for me, a miracle for all of mankind.  He took a portion of my powers and passed them on to the love of my life, to the woman I married.  People of Megapolis, I present to you Polly Path… or as you will learn to call her…”

Stellar Woman

 

“STELLAR WOMAN!”

From inside the ship a dark-haired woman appeared and joined her husband in the sky.  She wore a red minidress and a blue cape decorated with her husband’s ‘S’ symbol.

The crowd screamed again.  Hundreds of camera flashed. 

Again Stellar Man gestured for silence, again he got it. 

“And now I have one final announcement.  Cousin?”

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Stella rose from the ship.  But she wasn’t wearing her modern costume with its red hotpants and low-cut blue blouse.  She was dressed in her old blue minidress and boots.  She seemed shy and embarrassed in front of all these people. 

“I um… hello everyone.  I know that lately, I’ve not been… my behavior… um… I just want to say I’m sorry.  I tired to live up to Stellar Man’s example and…  I guess I fell in with the wrong crowd.”

The Minx looked to her left and her right.  People were crying, people were nodding, people were smiling.  They agreed!

“For months now the Minx has been going on about how men are evil and how she was going to show them who’s boss.  And I guess she finally snapped.  I saw her kill that poor man.  But she had a scientist build a stellar radiation ray and threatened to use it if I told the police.  But now that Stellar Man is back I promise I won’t rest until I bring her to justice and redeem my good name!  The name of Stellar Girl!”

More screams, more agreement.

The three stellar beings, the first family of superheroes returned to their ship and it slowly rose into the air.  People ran after it yelling and crying out.  It seemed all of Megapolis was standing by their windows or on the roof to see it go by.  Finally it disappeared.

The Minx smiled.  So that’s what was going on.  She had to laugh.  Things weren’t nearly as bad as she feared.

***

The door to Stella’s pink bedroom opened again.  But this time she was ready.

“You’re not Stellar Man.  You’re just a stupid robot.”

“I- Great Galaxies Cousin Lynn, you’re smarter than I remember.  What gave me away?”

“Foot prints.  Cousin Ken was a big guy but he didn’t leave impressions in the carpet like you metal guys do.  I’m not some bimbo!  I grew up around you stupid robots!”

“Well I guess I’d better explain-“

“Robot I order you to turn off this red light and let me go!”

“Sorry Lynn, not just yet.”

“I order you!”

“I heard you the first time.”

“You have to obey me!  It’s… I mean you’re programmed to-“

Stellar Man tapped his head and smirked.  “True, true any of the others would have to follow your orders or Stellar Man’s.  But if you’d been paying attention you might remember one robot named SM-1.  Stellar Man programmed me with his own brain scan so that I could fool even his close friends for long periods.  I’m as close to Stellar Man as anyone can be.”

“But I smashed you!  I smashed all of you!  You tried to kill me!”

“Actually Lynn if you’ll recall I saved you from robot SG-1 who was trying to kill you.  You smashed me because I tried to kiss you.”

“I… oh.  Right.  Sorry.”

“No matter.  You only destroyed my head.  My robot brain is kept in my torso.  Once I was reactivated it was easy to replace the head.”

“Reactivated but I didn’t-“

“No you didn’t.”

“And I smashed all the other robots.”

“Almost all.”

“Who?”

The door opened again and Stellar Woman entered.  She sashayed across the room and wrapped her arms around Stellar Man.  She kissed his cheek.  “Who else but his one true love, Polly Path?”

“You’re the robot from Stellar Man’s bedroom!  The sex robot!  The Minx told me about you!”

Polly hissed at Stella.  “I was his lover!  I was programmed to be his perfect companion in all ways!”

“And she was.  She heard my distress signal and rebuilt me.”

“But what do you want?”

“As I said I was programmed with Stellar Man’s brain waves.  Now that he’s gone I’m the closest thing to him left.  I will take his place.”

“No!  No you’re not!  I’m his cousin!  I took his place!”

“And how has that gone Cousin Lynn?  Have you upheld his name?  Have you defended honest, liberty and the American dream?”

“I tried!”

“Tell me Lynn, are you a virgin?”

“Huh?”

“Polly!”  Stellar Man looked shocked.

“Answer the question Lynn.”

“No.”  She scowled.

“Tell me Lynn, who was your first?”

“Huh?”

“Have there been so many?  Who was first?”

“I uh… it was this creepy robot, Prince Cavinu, he was really Univac.  I guess.”  Stella frowned and rubbed her head.

Polly smiled.  “A robot, you lost your maidenhead to a robot.  How very sad.”  She looked at Stellar Man who squirmed uncomfortably.

Stella just nodded, her eyes were squeezed shut, she was in visible pain.

“And how many since then?”

“Huh?  Oh um, a couple.”  She relaxed, her sudden headache was gone.

“A lot.  You’ve become quite the little tart haven’t you?”

“It’s not my fault!”

“It never is, is it Lynn.  Now tell me how many people did you kill this year?”

“Polly that’s enough.”  Stellar Man stopped her.  “I’m sorry Cousin Lynn, but we’ve been watching you and for now, you’re going to be replaced too.”

“WHAT!”

The door opened a third time and Stellar Girl walked in.  It was one of Stella’s old robot duplicates, a few inches shorter than she was now.

“Hello Stellar Man, Stellar Woman.  Stars and comets!  Is that the fake Stellar Girl you told me about?”

“Yes it is Stellar Girl.  She calls herself Stella.  She’d been using your good name for the last two years; she’s done some terrible things.”

“Stars and comets!  Good thing we came back when we did.  There’s no telling what that fake might have done!”

“Quite true Stellar Girl.  Now you’d better get back to your room and rest, we have a big day of patrolling tomorrow.”

“Yes sir!  I can’t wait!”

The robot double left.  Stella sat there speechless.  Finally she said “You can’t be serious… that won’t fool anyone.”

“It fooled a couple of thousand people this afternoon.  People will believe it because they want to believe it.  After years of turmoil they want old values back, they want things back the way they were.  And a proper, well behaved Stellar Girl is part of that.”

“You… you didn’t tell her she’s a robot?”

“Her programming isn’t as sophisticated as ours, we had to make due.  Which brings me to the last part.  Lynn, we want you to join us.”

“WHAT?”

“Even though we’re robots we’re not as powerful as you.  And, as I said, Stellar Girl’s programming is not the best.”

“Of course we’ll need to monitor your behavior.”  Stellar Woman added icily.  “We can’t have you running around incinerating street gangs.”

“That wasn’t my fault.  They tricked me.”

“Of course not Lynn.  It’s never your fault is it?  Just like when you killed your cousin.”

“That wasn’t my-“

“I think that’s enough Stellar Woman, let her think for a while, I’m sure Cousin Lynn will come around.”

They closed the door behind them.

“We should get rid of her!”  Stellar Woman hissed.  “With SG-1 on line we don’t need her.”

“Polly we talked about this.  She’s Stellar Man’s cousin, the last of his line.  We have to bring her over to our side.  We owe that to him.  If we get rid of her we’re no better than Claudius Crowe.”

“It’s what she would do.”

“And we’re trying to be better than her.  To make her a better person.”

“And if she doesn’t listen?”

“Then… the psyclotron.  We take her mind apart and put it back together.  Put it back the way it was.” 

The two stood quietly for a minute.

“I saw how you looked at her.”

“Polly she’s my cousin!  I mean his cousin, I mean practically my cousin.”

“Try to remember that Ken.”

***

The Minx looked at the piles of paper in frustration.  Her Minx Computer had found lists of every competitive sharpshooter and archer in the country.  Right now her only clue was the ‘Good Samaritan’ who took her in had made an almost impossible shot with a tranq dart from a half mile away in the dead of night.  Even an Olympic archer would have had a hard time.  Whoever did had to have been trained.  She would call every champion shooter in the country, in the world if she had to, and find out who could have made that shot.  Somewhere, someone would know.

She shook her head.  She knew she was grasping at straws.  And while she was calling archery schools the real criminal was still out there and the cops were still hunting for her.  And here she was sitting in her bathrobe sifting through hundreds of names.

DING-DONG!

She froze!  Gloria Barbarossa wasn’t expecting anyone.  She slipped on one of her Minx bracelets; if this was a salesman he’d get a nasty surprise.

She opened the door.

“Gloria!” 

Warren?!”

They hugged.

“Foxy, I came as soon as I heard, why didn’t you call me!?  I was seeing some friends in Greenwich Village or I would have been here sooner.  Don’t worry, Night Fox and I had people framing us all the time, I can think of a dozen ways to clear your name. We’ll put Stella in a Minx costume and have her rob a bank and then-“

“Stella’s missing Warren.”

“Oh.”

“That’s a robot flying around pretending to be Stella, Stellar Man and Stellar Woman are robots too.”

“Huh.  Well we can still put together a plan-“

“Stella’s missing, the police want me, someone’s framed me for murder.  I think it will take more than a costume switch and some fast talk to get out of this one.”

“But your father and Wes would always-“

“My father isn’t commissioner anymore, and I’m not Wes.”

“I know but-“

They sat together on the couch.  Gloria put her arms around the former Ferret.  “They hate me Warren.  I could see it in their faces when they brought me in.  No matter what I do, they hate me.  They hate me for being smarter than them, for being faster, and most of all for being a woman.  When they snapped the cuffs on me one of them said ‘it’s about time’.  They’ve been waiting for this.”

“It’s not that bad Foxy, I mean you always knew it would be hard being a woman in a man’s world but-“

She put her head on his shoulder.  “I knew it would be hard, but nothing like this.  I just feel so alone.  Like no one respects me.  Like no one cares.  I just need someone…”  She kissed Warren on the cheek and started unbuttoning his shirt.  Warren’s eyes went wide and he waved her hands away.  “Um, Foxy I’m sorry but I really don’t feel that way, I mean-“

The Minx jerked back.  “Ohmygod, of course not, oh I’m so embarrassed, I just… I just…”  She curled into a ball and cried.  Warren put his arms around her.  “It’s OK Foxy, it’s OK.  Just put your arms around me, you know I’m there for you.”

***

At a downtown bookstore James Saxon ignored the protesting feminists.  He was here to sign his new fantasy novel Slave Girls of Rog and there was no way some frail little girls were going to stop him. 

“Out of my way bimbo!”  He shoved some bra-less women’s libber out of his way and strode manfully into the shop.  A crowd of men cheered as he took his seat.  He flipped open his copy and read a passage aloud.

“As the barbarian warlord took my slim, nude body in his meaty arms I felt the last constraints of my ‘civilized’, ‘liberated’ life as a co-ed at a northeastern liberal arts school slip away.  All the poisons our culture fed us had led me away from the natural world where the male is always dominant over the female.  I felt the juices flow between my legs.  My body understood the truth.  It was my natural role to serve a man.  As his slave.”

TWANG!

A window shattered, a small diamond-tipped dart shot through it.  It embedded itself right between James Saxon’s eyes.

He fell dead.

Over a hundred people saw a fur-clad woman running along the rooftops outside.

***

Lynn?”

“Yeah.”

“Can I sit down?”

“Yeah.”

Stellar Man gently sat down next to the weeping blonde.  She put her head on his lab and he played with her hair.

“I fucked it up.”  She said quietly.  “I had my chance and blew it.  Stars and comets that stupid robot is a better Stellar Girl than me.”

“Now, now Lynn, don’t listen to Stellar Woman, she’s just… she…”

“She hates me.”

“Yes.”

“But why?”

“Well she’s programmed with Polly Path’s personality and Polly; well Polly never liked you much.”

“She didn’t?”

“She was always polite to you but no, she never liked you.  Every time you flew by I could see that twitch in her face, that bit of anger.  She always thought it should be her.  That Stellar Man should have found a way to give her powers.  She understood that we were cousins and that the method couldn’t work for her but still…  I don’t think she ever got over that.”

“Stars and comets I never knew.  But what about robot me?  Even robot me hates the real me.”

“Well SG-1 is based on your personality and I guess...”

“Yeah.  Everyone hates me.  I even hate myself.”

“I don’t hate you Lynn.”

“Thanks.”

“I’ve seen you, you’ve had some rough times, you got some bad advice from your partner but you tried.  You have a good heart Lynn.  They’ll come around.”

Stella set up and looked at Stellar Man; she wiped some tears from her eyes.  “Do you really think so?”

“If you’re willing to make the effort, if you’re willing to join us.  Then yes.”

“I… I’ll try.” 

“I know you will Lynn.  I know you will.”

She could feel Stellar Man’s hand behind her head, she pursed her lips and he went for the kiss.  They kissed.  And kissed again.  Then Stellar Man got up and left.

Stella sat there for a while, emotions ripping through her brain.  There was something about that kiss, something about this room, something about those questions Polly kept asking… something…

“AH!”  She screamed, a sharp pain ripped through her head.  She collapsed limp onto the bed.

Memories came.

***

The year was 1968…

Stellar Girl had been revealed to the world just two years before and 18-year old Lynn Lewis was finally leaving the orphanage and entering Middleton Girl’s Junior College and Stenography School

“What now Lewis?”

“I’m sorry professor, but I need to step outside!  Um, women’s trouble.”

“Very well then, but hurry back.”

“Yes sir, of course sir!”

Scowling the professor returned to teaching shorthand to the future secretaries of America.

Lynn Lewis vanished down the hall and ducked into a storage room.  Seconds later Stellar Girl shot out the window. 

She could still hear Stellar Man’s signal, he wanted her right away.  She sped north towards the Citadel of Isolation.

“Ah, hello Stellar Girl, you’re just in time to see my new invention.”

“New invention?  But Cousin Ken I had class, I’m in college now.”  Her quiet voice became a whine. 

“So this was good practice for you in getting out of social situations.  You never know when there will be an emergency.  Besides you’re only in a girl’s college I doubt they were discussing anything important.”

“Yes Stellar Man” she said without conviction.  It seemed her whole life was one long exercise in making excuses and missing out.

Stellar Man pointed to a metal chair with an elaborate head piece over it.  “I call it the psyclotron!”

“Cyclotron?  Like an atom smasher?”

“No Stellar Girl, a P-S-Y-clotron.”  He pointed to the handy sign next to the machine: ‘Psyclotron – DANGEROUS’.

“Just as an atom smasher takes apart nuclear particles and allows us to see inside them the psyclotron will take apart minds and allow us to see inside.”

“Take apart minds?  Stars and comets!  That sounds dangerous!”

“For an ordinary mortal maybe, but for a stellar human like myself it’s perfect.  I will be able to record my own brain waves and create an electronic record.”

“Huh?”

“Then I can use those records to program one of my decoy robots!  It will seem just like me since its electronic brain will be based on my brain waves.”

“Stars and comets!  That’s great.  Can you make one for me?”

“I’m afraid not Stellar Girl; you lack most of my powers so the psyclotron might harm your mind.  Otherwise I would.  Fortunately your decoy robot SG-1 seems to be doing fine.”

“Yeah, I guess.”  Stellar Girl hated that robot.  It was always polite, always full of energy, always eager, always obedient.  It was like a caricature of what she should be. Like some unobtainable standard she could never live up to.

“Now then, let’s start.  You will need to operate the device.”

Stellar Girl looked over at the enormous switch labeled ‘on’ and ‘off’ apparently that was as much as Stellar Man thought she could handle.  She nodded.

Hours later the experiment was done and Stellar Girl was moping in her room.  She didn’t feel like heading back to Middleton where she had no friends and no one to talk to. 

She went into her bathroom and turned on the bath.  The bathwater was infused with some radioactive minerals that emitted red solar radiation and lowered her powers so she could actually feel the heat of the water.  She didn’t quite understand how it worked but she knew it made her feel good.  She stripped off her red cape and blue minidress and ran her hand through the bathwater.  It felt good.  She reached down and pulled off her red boots and wiggled her toes.  The boots were feeling a bit tight lately, she’d grown a bit.  She made a note to tell Stellar Man she needed new ones.  Finally she pulled down her blue panties and settled into the water.  She could feel her pores open and just floated on the red-tinged water.  She took some deep breaths; it was nice to just float, powerless and free of responsibilities. 

Finally she emerged from the water and wrapped a pink towel around herself. She decided to spend the night at the Citadel; Middleton would still be there tomorrow.

“Oh!”  Stellar Man was in her room.  Standing in the center.  Waiting.  With her powers gone she’d never noticed him entering.  “Is  something wrong?  An emergency?”  She turned towards the bathroom to get her costume.

“No Cousin Lynn.  I… we need to talk.”

“Um…”  She looked again at her costume on the floor of the bathroom but Stellar Man gestured for the bed.  Towel pulled tight around her wet body Stellar Girl sat down next to him.

“You’re spending the night here?”

“Yeah, um… you know it’s a long flight back.”  She felt embarrassed; she knew she shouldn’t dodge her secret identity like this.

“It’s hard being alone.”  Stellar Man said.  “Knowing that there’s almost no one in the world like you.”

“Yeah.”  Stellar Girl added simply, not sure where this was going.

“You don’t have a boyfriend.”  It wasn’t a question.  Stellar Girl was really squirming now.  Stellar Man knew that!  He was the one who said she couldn’t have one!

“Well you know, woman of steel, man of tissue paper.”

“I know, believe me Lynn, I know.  It’s the same with me and Polly.”

“I guess…”  Of course at least Stellar Man could have dates and talk to Polly without being reprimanded.  But she held her tongue.

“But you want one don’t you, a boyfriend?”

“Huh?  Stars and comets, of course I want to meet a nice boy and get married some day.  Some day…”

“Our powers put us above ordinary mortals.  They are a great gift but they come at a heavy price.  As long as Earth needs our protection we can never be with an ordinary human.  Never.”

“I… I guess not.”  Stellar Girl looked down, she’d never thought of it that way.

“But there is one woman on Earth for me.”  He turned and looked into his cousin’s eyes.

“S-Stellar Man?  But…”  She could feel his hand behind her head he pulled her closer, they kissed.  They kissed again.  She pulled away.

“But… we’re cousins!  We can’t!”

“Actually Lynn it’s not that bad.  In most states we can even get married.  And Lynn, who else is there?  Do you want to be alone forever?”

“No but…”

He pulled her close; she could feel his warm body through the costume, through her thin towel.  And then the towel was gone.  She saw it flying through the air onto the floor.  And Stellar Girl was on her back.  And Stellar Man was kissing her naked shoulders, his hands just below her breasts, brushing them ever so slightly.

“S-Stellar Man… I feel…”

“I know Lynn, I know.  Just relax, just relax… I know you’ve been waiting for this, for a long, long time.”  He put one hand on her breast and rubbed a pink nipple.  She gasped.  He kissed her again.  She wrapped her arms around him and pulled him closer.  She could feel his fingers exploring between her legs, they found her moist clitoris and she gasped again. She reached for his yellow belt and undid it.  She pulled down his trunks.  He fingered her again and she squealed. The girl of the stars never felt like this before.  Never!  Even on her special trips to the dark side of the moon were never like this.

Then she felt it, thicker than a finger, hot to the touch, it probed between her legs.  She parted them wider; he put her hands on his bare butt and pulled him closer, closer and…

“AHH!”  She screamed at the sudden pain.  She could feel blood trickle inside her.  Stellar Man pushed in harder, she gasped again, feeling her body stretch.  She winced in pain.  He kissed her shoulders again, rubbed her breasts, kept a slow and steady rhythm.  She relaxed, it felt good again.  It was starting to feel very good.  Very, very good.

And then…

The door opened.  And Stellar Man was there. 

LYNN!”  He screamed.  There was a blur he pulled her lover off.  “SM-1!  How could you!”

“Master please!  I know how you feel about her!  I know how lonely you are!  I was only trying to-“

SMASH!

Stellar Man hurled the robot against the wall shattering it.  A broken leg twitched a few times on the floor and stopped moving.

Stellar Man turned towards his cousin.  He vanished in a blur and she was wrapped in a robe.

Lynn, I’m sorry, so, so sorry.  I don’t know what came over SM-1; there must be a malfunction, some problem in his electric brain.”

Stellar Girl just sat there, her mouth moving and nothing coming out.

“Believe me Lynn I would never… I could never… I…”  He put a hand on her shoulder.

She screamed!

“Lynn it’s going to be OK, I promise.  Just look into my eyes, look deep into my eyes.”  She did, strange colors swirled in Stellar Man’s blue eyes, her face went slack.  Lynn, just forget this ever happened, it never happened, do you understand… just go into a deep, deep sleep and forget…”

Stellar Girl woke up in her bed and stretched.  Nothing like a good night’s rest to recharge the old stellar batteries!  She felt a bit silly, she’d fallen asleep in her robe, she hadn’t even put on her pajamas.  She looked around her room with its pink décor and its alien toys watching her with their dead eyes.  She felt a sudden chill.  This room didn’t feel so welcoming all of the sudden.  Not welcoming at all.  Something was moving in her dollhouse.  Curious she walked over.  Two of the living wax dolls, the mommy and daddy were in the bedroom.  The daddy was on top of the mommy, doing something.  Something…

Her eyes flashed red and the wax dolls melted.

She ran to the bathroom and put on her costume.  Suddenly she didn’t want to be in there any more.

***

Stella opened her eyes.

“No…”  She muttered.  “No that can’t be what happened…”

But she knew it was the truth.

“Hello Lynn.”

It was the Polly Path robot.  Stellar Woman.

“Remember now?”

“How did you…”

“I was his lover remember?  He always felt guilty about it.  You know how he was, he felt responsible for everything.  I can’t remember how many times I held him in my arms while he whined and moaned about what happened to you.  I don’t even think SM-1 remembers what happened.  Stellar Man made some pretty hefty changes to his program after that.”

“Was it true?  Did Stellar Man really feel… like that?”

“Yup.  Oh he loved me but I was always unobtainable.  But you were there, always so cheerful, always so obedient, so submissive, flying around him in that short skirt…  He was a man after all.”

“Did he ever-“

“No.  I think he would have killed himself if he had.  God knows he tortured himself enough just for thinking about it.”

“Why didn’t he just use a red stellar ray and-“

“Fuck Polly?  Slip her the old stellar rod?”

“Don’t be gross.”

“It was the principal.  As long as he felt responsible for the world he couldn’t allow himself that kind of attachment.  That’s why he built me.  But I was never enough for him; I was just a toy filling in for the real deal.”

“Is that why you hate me?”

“Yup.  I can see it in his eyes; SM-1 looks down on me.  To him I’m just a robot but you… you’re real.  The last living tie to Stellar Man.

“So…”

“Let me be clear Stella, I was made to love him.  And if you touch him I’ll burn you to ash.”

***

“Are you sure Gloria?  I’m perfectly happy to stay.”

“No Warren, thank you but…  I need to focus.  I need to solve this myself.”

“If you need anything, anything at all-“

“I know you’ll be there.  I’ll call if I need help Warren, I promise.”  The Minx finally closed the door and sighed.  She hadn’t told him but last night while she was crying in his lap her imposter had struck again, killing an author.  She couldn’t afford to wallow in sorrow now, she had to focus.  She had to find the real killer, clear her name and rescue her partner-

“Hi Gloria!”

“Stella!?”  She spun and faced the voice behind her.

 “Close but no cigar!”  It wasn’t Stella.  It was Stellar Girl.

“Oh, it’s just you robot.  Where’s my partner?”

“I’m not a robot!  I’m the real Stellar Girl!  Your partner’s the fake!”

The Minx noted the correction.  She quickly reviewed everything she knew about Stellar Man’s robot doubles.  They were not nearly as strong as Stellar Man or Stella, but still far more powerful than a mere woman.  They were well-armored; it would take an artillery shell to damage one.  They had anti-gravity generators, laser eyes, and x-ray projectors to simulate most of Stellar Man’s powers.  Their main weaknesses were their batteries had a limited charge which is why they kept using the Stellar Ship to fly to Megapolis rather than come under their own power.  That and the limitations of their programs.  The Minx wondered if she’d have time to exploit either weakness.

“Just tell me where she is.  If you’re the real Stellar Girl you wouldn’t kidnap her.”

“We didn’t kidnap her!  Stellar Man explained it to me, she’s a good girl but someone twisted her and made her bad.  You!  You twisted her and now she’s ruining my good name!”

The Minx didn’t even see her move but suddenly Stellar Girl had her in a bear hug.  A bear hug as strong as steel. 

“Stellar Man said I shouldn’t hurt you but then I heard on the radio you killed a man last night.”

“W-wasn’t me…”  The Minx said between gasps.

“So I decided to take care of this quietly.”  She started walking towards the patio.  “Just fly over the city and let you go.  SPLAT!  Everyone will just figure one of your little ropes broke.”

The Minx could feel her ribs starting to crack.  Not much time.  She wiggled an arm free from its sleeve.

“Then maybe we can make a new Night Fox and make everything the way it was!”  The robot giggled again.

The Minx knew her explosive darts were useless, she’d be lucky if it scratched the robot’s skin. 

“I remember when you were Night Fox Girl and you were a nice girl.  Maybe we can fix that too!”

She watched the robot’s mouth open and close.

“Soon everything will be back the way it- BZZT!”

The Minx fired a taser dart right into the robot’s open mouth.  As she hoped the inside was not as well armored as the outside.  It dropped her and staggered back.

The Minx used her chance.  She ran.  She jumped off the patio and fired a line.  She swung to the next building and jumped off it, swinging again.  She changed course three times, ducking through alleyways, swinging down side streets and finally ducking into an apartment she’d rented across town.  All the time she expected to hear the sound of a flapping cape.

They knew where she lived!

Of course they did.  The robots had probably been watching Stella for a while.  Now she couldn’t even return home or to the Minx Pad.  She felt her options grow even shorter.

She saw a red cape fly by, but it was halfway across town.  Without Stellar Man’s speed or stellar intelligence the robot double could not track her down.  The Minx breathed a sigh of relief.  For now she was safe.

But she had to do something drastic.

And soon.

***

“Beware criminals!  It’s time you learned to fear the dark!  Time you learned to fear…”

Blackout

 

Blackout!

The darkness bomb filled the alleyway and a lithe girl dropped from the rooftop into the midst of the Wolf Pack gangers.  With a few quick punches and kicks she scattered the blinded gangers. 

Three of them stumbled out of the black cloud running for the safety of the street lights at the end of the alleyway.  But a slim blonde blocked their way.

“Afraid of the dark huh?  Well maybe I’d better turn on the lights!”  A bright light flashed in front of them blinding the three again.  The blonde finished them with some quick karate chops and kicks.

“Foolish law-breakers, didn’t your mother ever tell you never to looking directly at a…”

Sunbeam

Sunbeam!

The two sisters met up in the middle of the alleyway and high-fived. 

“You see?  You see?  I told you we’re the perfect team!”

“OK, Dawn, you win, you were right.”

“At this rate we won’t even need the Minx!”

“Yeah…”

“Oh…”

“Y’know we can still go to the cops.”

“And tell them what?  They’ll want our names, they’ll want sworn statements.  Besides if the Minx wanted us to go to them she would tell us.  I bet this is all part of her plan.”

“Yeah, I guess.”

***

“Hello Lynn, I came to talk – Oh I’m sorry!”

Stella was coming out of the bathroom wearing only a towel.  “No, no, it’s OK.  I mean, stars and comets, with your x-ray eyes you could see through anything I wear.”

“No, no I would never-“

She walked to the bed and indicated he should sit down.  “Please.  I want to talk.”

Stellar Man nervously sat down next to her.  Lynn I can come back when you’re-“

“It must be hard.  It must be hard having all of Stellar Man’s memories but knowing you’re not him.  Not really.”

“I… Yes.  It is hard but that’s who I am.  I’m as close to him as anyone can be.”

“It must also be hard having no one to talk to but those robots.  At least you have human thoughts, they’re just pretending, they’re just toys.  They’re just acting out their stupid little scripts like a puppet.”

“I wouldn’t go that far-“

“You know Polly came to visit me.  She threatened me.”

“What?”

“She said she’d burn me to ash.”

“I’ll talk to her, she shouldn’t have done that.”

“I’m scared Stellar Man.  I feel so alone.”  She let the towel slip a bit.

“Stella I-“

“You’re here for me, aren’t you?”  She put her arms around his neck.  She whispered in his ear.  “You care for me, don’t you?”  She kissed him.  She let the towel fall off.

Stella had been standing around her room in a towel for hours, waiting for the robot to return.  She sure wasn’t going to this chance slip by.

“L-Lynn, I can’t I…”

“Sssh.  You’re right you know.  You’re not like those two.  You have real thoughts, real feelings.  You’re a real person.  Not a toy.”

Lynn…”

“And you deserve a real woman.”  She unbuckled his red sash and pulled up his shirt.  Stellar Man didn’t resist.  He lay on his back and let the blonde climb on top of him, kissing his chest.

“You know, I would have done anything for Ken.  Anything at all.”

Lynn…”

“And I’d do anything for you.  Anything at all.”  Stella could feel SM1 getting hard under his tights.  All of Stellar Man’s robots were anatomically correct, designed to stand up to the closest inspection.  Even the skin felt warm and real.  She shifted her body over his crotch; she could feel the warmth through the thin fabric.  “Please Stellar Man, please show me you love me, I couldn’t stand it if you didn’t love me.”

Without even realizing it SM1 pulled down his tights. 

***

Dr. Justin Jessup walked down the corridors of Bedlam Asylum.  In the last few months a new mood could be felt in the place.  Everyone was on edge.  Staff members had committed suicide, others had resigned, quite a few were calling in sick.  But Dr. Jessup seemed unconcerned.  In fact he seemed happier than he had been since his wife passed away.  He whistled as he unlocked the cell door and greeted his most famous patient.

“Hello Jester.”

The old super-criminal was in a wheelchair.  His last caper had left him crippled for life.  His trademark makeup was gone; he looked like any other old man, except for the strange smile on his face and unnatural twinkle in his eyes.

Hello Dr. Jessup.”

“You know, you never gave me your real name.”

“Would you believe Jay Stir?”

They both laughed.

“I suppose Jester is as good a name as any.  Today’s the big day you know.”

“Indeed.  Indeed it is.  Are you ready?”

“One minute.”  The doctor opened his bag and took out a mirror and a jar of makeup.  He started painting his face white.  “I really have to thank you.  I mean when I took on your case I thought I would write a paper or publish an article, I never dreamed, I never thought…”

“Heh, no one ever does.  Funny isn’t it?”

They both laughed.

“I talked Dr. Stein into it on Tuesday.  His girlfriend had just dumped him, he’d lost his grant.  You were right, all it took was a few little words on the phone and… SPLAT!  Jumped out of a twenty story window.  His patients are already finding out their doctor wasn’t as sane as they thought.”

They both laughed.

“You know Doctor it was always my favorite part of the job.  Oh Night Fox and his brood, they always thought I was just some jewel thief with a few eccentricities.  Oh sure the jewels and the money were nice but they were never the real goal.  I wonder if he ever noticed the real affects of my little capers.  Probably not.  If he had he would have shoved me off the roof of Megapolis Cathedral.”

“It’s not his fault, after all there was no direct connection.”  Dr. Jessup took out a jar of green hair dye and applied it.

“Businesses ruined, divorces, despair, madness, suicide… good times doc, good times.  Like when I put LSD in the city’s jello supply, they caught me sure, but the psych wards were filled for months after that.  Or when I hypnotized the mayor and had him wearing a dress and dancing the can-can on TV.  No one took him seriously after that.  Or the government.  People take a lot of things for granted doc; they put a lot of faith in the world.  And when things stop working, well…”

They both laughed.

Dr. Jessup stood up.  His face was white now, his hair green, his lips a vivid red.

“You’ve taught me so much Jester.  Really opened my eyes.”

“I’ve taught you everything I know Dr. Jessup.  All I ask is you help carry on my good work.  Help everyone see what a sick, sick joke it all is.”

They both laughed.

“Don’t worry Jester, I will.  Oh and don’t call me Dr. Jessup.  From now on…”

He put his hands on the Jester’s head and took a deep breath.  He twisted sharply and there was a SNAP!

The Jester fell from his chair dead.

“You can call me…”

Dr Jest

 

Dr. Jest!

***

The door opened again.  Stella looked up from the old Stellar Girl comic she’d been reading.

“Hello fake Stellar Girl.”

“What do you want robot.”  Stella replied.

“Stars and comets!  Are you still saying that?  I’m not a robot; I’m the real Stellar Girl!”

Stella pointed at the ceiling.  “If you’re not a robot then how come I don’t have powers under that red stellar radiation lamp and you do?”

The robot stopped, her face went blank.  Stella smiled and slipped towards the door, the robot hadn’t closed it, if she could get out of this room…

“I’m the real Stellar Girl!  You’re fake!”  The robot declared and closed the door with a loud SLAM!

Stella sighed and sat down on her bad.  “What do you want?”

“Polly says you’re a big slut.  She says you slept with like, a hundred guys.”

“Heh.  I wish.”

“Sex is gross.  I watched two people do it with my stellar sight.  He put his thing inside her, it was awful.”

Stella was puzzled for a minute.  Then it dawned on her.  Oh no… she did not want to have this conversation with a robot, especially a robot based on her younger self. 

“Stars and comets I bet it hurts a lot.”

“Um yeah, it can hurt; I mean if you do it wrong.  But if both of you are uh…”  She’d been about to say horny “in love then it just comes together.  You know.  And it can be great.”

“I never want to have sex!”

“Then you’ll never know what you’re missing.”

“I saw your partner.  She’s a big slut too.  I taught her a lesson.”

“The Minx!  What happened?  What did you do?”

“Oh she’s been killing people, so I was going to get rid of her.  But she escaped.  So I’ll get her later.  It’s her fault you know.  It’s not your fault you’re a big slut, it’s her fault.  All her fault.  She tricked you.”

“Um…”

“So when I get rid of her you’ll go back to normal and be just like me!”  The robot took Stella’s hand and smiled.  “Stars and comets won’t it be great!”

“Um, yeah.  Fantastic.”

The robot put her arms around Stella and held her close.  “Stars and comets, hang in there fake Stellar Girl, you’ll be OK soon!  I promise.”

Then she turned and left, leaving Stella alone.

“Stars and comets, this fucking sucks.”

***

The Minx crouched on the edge of the roof looking over the alleyways of the West Side.  Her target was out there somewhere, she was sure of it.  She seemed so intent on studying the city below her she never noticed the red and blue figure hovering behind her.

“I knew you would have to come up for air sooner or later.”

She spun in surprise.  “Stellar Man!  Or should I say… SM-1.”

The robot frowned a bit at that.  “So you know.”

The Minx tapped her head.  “World’s greatest detective remember?”

“Yes.  I suppose with Wes gone you would be.  I’m sorry I couldn’t be there to say goodbye.”

“Don’t talk about him like that.  You never knew him.  You’re just a robot pretending to be Stellar Man.

“No Minx.  I’m much more than that.  After all I was based on Stellar Man’s brain waves I am as close to…  to… BZZT!”  A sharp burst of static came out of the robot’s mouth and it fell to the roof with a loud CLANG!

The Minx smiled.

“I’ve been up on this roof half the night waiting for you.  Don’t worry, the electro magnet under the roof shouldn’t do any permanent harm to your computerized brain but it will keep you out of action for a little while.”

“W-what do you w-want?”  SM-1 said, his voice distorted like a broken record.

“Where’s my partner?  Where’s Stella?”

“C-citadel!”

“I want her back.  I want her back in Megapolis, unharmed.  After that you can do whatever you want.  Pretend to be Stellar Man; pretend to be Kennedy for all I care.  But bring her back.”

“C-can n-not.  N-need her.”

“Yes.  You.  Can.”  The Minx pointed at a hidden camera on the roof.  “Or all of Megapolis get’s to see your secret exposed on TV.”

BOOM!

The camera blew into a million pieces.

“What?  How?!”

“Get away from my husband you little tramp!”  The Minx looked up; Stellar Woman was hovering above her.

“Ah, hello Polly-bot.  You’re looking well.”

“I told you to-“

“I heard you Polly-bot.  But it won’t do you any good.  That camera was tied into a closed circuit.  If anything happens to me the recording will still go out.”

“I…”  Stellar Woman was confused she looked to the prone form of Stellar Man for help.

“I-it’s OK Polly, we were just talking.”

“You were about to return my partner.”

“L-listen I’ll let her go, just give me 48 hours, just 48 hours to talk to her, to make her understand.”

“Not good enough.”

Polly smiled, “What if I sweeten the deal?”

“With what?”

The robot became a blur; suddenly the Minx was lifted off her feet and held in a steel grip.  Another hand gripped her head, the Minx could feel the strength in it, it could crush her head like a grape.  Red lasers stabbed out of Polly’s eyes and melted the electromagnet.  Stellar Man stood up.

“Polly let her go.”

“She knows too much.  We should get rid of her.”

“Polly… we don’t do that.”

Stellar Woman tossed the Minx to the floor.  Stellar Man knelt down next to her.

“Minx listen.  Lynn is out of control.  You know that, I know that.  We need more time to help her.  To bring her back the way she was.  Just give us that time and I’ll give you something you want.”

The Minx just frowned at him.

“I know who framed you.  I know who’s been killing in your name.”

The Minx blinked and looked away.

“Two more days, two more days and then we’ll return Stella.  And while you’re waiting you can clear your name.  You know I mean it Minx.  Stellar Man never lies.”

The Minx’s mind raced.  This had been a desperate plan to begin with.  All she’d been able to do was hope she’d only run into one robot at a time.  This was a much better offer than anything she could have hoped for. 

“Fine.”  She said in a low voice filled with contempt.  Contempt for them.  Contempt for herself.  “I want my partner back unharmed in two days and I want a name now.  Who set me up?”

The two robots smiled.

“The woman you’re looking for is…”

***

“Dr. Ashley Acker I presume?”

“I’m afraid you’ll have to come back during office hours.”  The psychiatrist quipped.  She had just returned to her apartment to find the Minx waiting and pointing a diamond-tipped tranq dart at her.

“You’re not a psychiatrist.”

“The degree on the wall says something different.”

“Forged.  In fact you’re not even Ashley Acker.  The real Ashley Acker died when she was 12 years old.”

“Isn’t that around the same age Barbara Silverstone died?”

The two women glared at each other.

“Well now that we’ve established that you’re not Ashley Acker, why don’t you tell me who you are?  Unless you really want to find out how sick these tranquilizers can make you.  The dose is intended for a grown man, a 110 pound woman like you will be hung over for days.”

“Oh no!  Is the Minx going to strip me to my underwear and leave me hanging outside police headquarters?”

“Don’t tempt me.”

Ashley Acker gracefully sat down opposite the Minx.  The Minx’s aim never waivered.  “Tsk, tsk, that would be petty of you.  Surely your surrogate father figure taught you better than that.”

“Don’t go there.  Don’t even try.  Now tell me who you work for.”

“Hmm?  Who says I work for anyone?  After all don’t you believe a woman could put together a plot like this, or do you think I need a big, strong man telling me what to do?  Gloria, I thought you were a women’s libber!”

The Minx said nothing.

“Oh yes, I know your name, your address, and I’ve been inside the Minx Pad.  Nice place by the way.  And it was pretty easy to recover one of your little darts.  I mean you leave them all over town.  Then I just had to follow you, and wait for a good target to present himself.  And Hugo Flint really was perfect.  I think you would have killed him yourself if he’d pushed much harder.  Taking you down was even easier.  That armored coat is just dead weight against a shot like me.”

The Minx remained quiet.  A bead of sweat ran down her forehead.

“But since you asked so nicely I’ll tell you, I’m not alone.”  She leaned in close and whispered in the Minx’s ear.  The Minx’s arm didn’t move.  “You never should have been Night Fox’s heir.  You’re incompetent.  You’re weak.  You’re sloppy.  And to be frank you’re a slut.  We’re going to take over where he left off.  And we’re going to do it right.” 

A single tear leaked from the Minx’s eye.  She didn’t move a muscle to bat it away.

Ashley Acker leaned away and walked behind the Minx.  She took off her suit jacket and dropped it over the Minx’s head.  The heroine didn’t move.

“You’re probably wondering why you can’t move.  When I heard you waiting for me I activated a trap.  An odorless, colorless paralyzing gas had been filling the room; I of course, took the antidote.  Oh Gloria you’re far too predictable.  I’ve been expecting you here for days, I thought my little psychiatrist act at the prison gave me away.  Oh well, I guess you’re not all you’re cracked up to be.”

She draped her shirt over the Minx’s raised arm.  She unzipped her skirt and hung it off of the Minx’s hand.  She pulled her indigo cape out of her bag and attached it to her purple and indigo leotard.  She strapped on her weapons belt.

She took out a syringe and held it against the Minx’s neck.  The helpless heroine couldn’t even twitch. 

“Now if I was following my orders I’d just drug you now and you’d wake up back in our lair.” 

She removed the syringe and tucked it back into her belt. 

“But I won’t.”

She opened a window and climbed halfway out

“With this open the gas will vent in a few minutes.  I’ll wait for you on the roof.  You’ll probably want to stretch a bit before you face me.  Ta!”  She jumped out the window, after falling a few stories she threw a rope, jerked to a halt and climbed up the wall.

It was another five minutes before the Minx could move her arm enough to pull the jacket off her head. 

“ARG!”  She screamed and fired a diamond-tipped dart at the wall.  “Taken in like an amateur!”  She took a few deep breaths.  Assuming ‘Ashley’ was telling the truth, it wouldn’t be hard for the Minx to escape.  Or call Princess Patriot for help.  But…

This woman was ruining her life and if she wanted to settle things with a fair fight then that was fine with the Minx.  She jumped out the window, fired a line and ran for the roof.

***

“Oh Ken, harder, please!”

“Ugh… ugh…” 

“I love you Ken!” 

“I love you Lynn!  Oh great galaxies I love you!”

The door opened.  Stellar Man twisted his head and gasped.

“Polly!  I thought you were still in Megapolis!”

Stellar Woman frowned, her eyes turned red.  Lynn jumped off Stellar Man and hid behind the bed.  The sheets burst into flame.

***

The two women faced each other across the rooftop.  The Minx’s pretty face was twisted in a scowl, her breasts rising and falling in rage.  Her opponent seemed calm, almost bemused.

“You still haven’t given me your name.”

Night Huntress

 

“No, I guess I haven’t.  My professional name is NIGHT HUNTRESS but seeing as we’re practically family, you can just call me Helena.  Helena Adams.”

Adams?  You mean-“

“I mean the great hero Night Fox had a daughter.  Didn’t he ever tell you how he escaped Night Cat’s death trap?”

“Yes… he hinted about it.”

“Well I guess you can call me a loose end.”

“Look Helena, we don’t have to do this.  I mean you know what I’ve been through.  Fuck.  If you want to defend Megapolis so much, fine.  You can have it.  Psychopaths, sick cops, sexism and all.  I’ll move to Boston or somewhere.”

“Oh Gloria, nice try.  But you’re missing the point.  All these years you’ve been with Wes, learning from him, fighting crime side by side, all the things I should have had.  I want this.  I want to see who Night Fox’s real daughter is.”

Helena this is ridiculous, we can fight all you want but it won’t prove anything.”

“It will to me!”  She reached for the crossbow at her side.  The Minx raised her arm and fired a tranq dart.

Night Huntress caught it with her hand.  The Minx didn’t have time to be impressed, Night Huntress fired her crossbow.

The Minx raised an armored sleeve and it bounced off.  The Minx dropped a smoke bomb and moved.  Night Huntress fired two more times but the Minx was already gone.   

“Running away?”  Night Huntress taunted.

“Just seizing the high ground!”  The Minx called out from atop a chimney behind her.  She fired another dart.  Night Huntress caught that one too.  “Didn’t you learn?  You’re fast Gloria but I’m the daughter of-”

BOOM!

The explosive dart exploded in Night Huntress’ hand.  Her armored glove saved her fingers but the hot metal and impact sent her staggering.  The Minx landed in front of her and landed a blow to the face and a kick to the knee.

“You’re also a show-off and you talk too much.”

“I’m also a fast learner!”  Night Huntress launched a flurry of blows at the Minx.  The Sexy Sentinel’s armored coat absorbed most of them but one caught the side of her head.  Her vision became fuzzy.  She palmed a smoke bomb from her sleeve and threw it down, then she somersaulted away before Night Huntress could land a blow. 

The smoke started to clear.

“What’s the matter Helena?  Too slow?”

“I’ll show you slow!”  Her hand was just a blur as she drew, loaded, cocked and fired her mini crossbow.  The Minx barely dodged in time.  How fast was this girl?!  The Minx needed room and needed time. 

She threw a dazzle gem.  The diamond fired blinding light in all directions, only the Minx’s polarized lenses spared her vision.  She turned and ran for the roof’s edge.

WHOOSH!

A pair of bolos flew through the air and pinned her arms to her sides. 

“What?  How?”

“You’re not the only one with polarized lenses Gloria.”

The Minx tried to free herself from the bolos but the chord between them just grew tighter.

Night Huntress advanced smiling.  “Going somewhere?”

The Minx scowled and wiggled out of her coat entirely, she tossed the mink at her foe and ducked the other way.

“Gosh Gloria, you sure do love taking your clothes off.”

TWANG!

Another shot from the crossbow.  The Minx ducked but the arrowhead broke apart and dozens of needle-like flechettes cut into her exposed skin.  She responded with her last two explosive darts.  Night Huntress easily avoided them.

“Come on Gloria, enough tricks!  Let’s finish this!” 

The Minx stood up straight and smiled.  “You want me, come get me.”  She gestured ‘come here’.

Night Huntress dropped her crossbow, cracked her knuckles and charged.

The Minx dropped into a fighting stance and held her ground.

Night Huntress jumped and kicked.

The Minx ducked. 

Night Huntress sailed over her head and off the side of the roof. 

The Minx turned and grinned.  “So predictab-OOF!”

Night Huntress was holding on to the edge with her fingertips.  She kicked the Minx in the face and agilely flipped onto the rooftop.

The Minx staggered back. 

Night Huntress kicked again. 

The Minx stumbled.  She blindly fired tranq and taser darts, Night Huntress pulled up her cape and they harmlessly impacted against the thick fabric.

The Minx turned to run.

Night Huntress dropped to a crouch and threw another bolo.  It wrapped securely around the Minx’s calves.  The brunette fell to the ground.  She tried to fire one of her rope lines; maybe it could pull her free in time!

“AH!”  Night Huntress stomped on her arm, shattering her weapons bracelet.  Another stomp disabled the other one.  The Minx looked up at her foe.

“Pathetic.  Did Night Fox really train you?  Or did you just suck his dick until he promised to make you his heir?”

“Fuck you!”

“Clever Gloria.  Witty.”  She stomped again on Gloria’s chest.  Then she grabbed the winded woman by the hair and pulled her vertical.  She put one hand on Gloria’s neck and squeezed.  “You’re a disgrace to my father.  A disgrace to the proud line of crime fighters.  And I’m proud I’m finally putting an end to your embarrassment.”

The Minx struggled, trying with both hands to pry herself loose.  All she could hear was roaring in her ears.  The world went dark…

***

“Stellar Man, save me!”  Stella screamed from behind the bed.

“Polly wait!”

“Wait!  Wait?  Wait for what?  Are you going to explain this?  Is this some crazy misunderstanding?”

“Polly I-“

“Get out of the way Stellar Man.  I’m going to get rid of her and then we can be one happy family again.  I knew that little tramp was trouble.”  Her eyes blazed red again, Stellar Man jumped in her way, part of the plastic skin on his chest melted.

“Polly I can’t let you do this.  We don’t kill.”

“She does!  She’s just a murdering tramp and now she’s corrupted you!”  Her eyes blazed a third time, part of Stellar Man’s scalp and hair burned away, exposing the metal underneath. 

“Polly don’t make me do this.”

“Get out of the way Ken.”

“Polly – Shutdown Procedure 1-Alpha-1

Nothing happened.

“Sorry SM1, that won’t work on me anymore.  I deleted it from my program months ago.”

“What?  How?  You don’t have free will!”

“My mind might not be based on human brain waves like yours is, but it’s just as sophisticated.  Stellar Man built us better then he knew.  I’m just as ‘real’ as that lying whore behind you.”

“Polly-“

“ENOUGH!”  Polly’s eyes opened wide and the entire bed burst into flame, Stella screamed and ran behind a table.  The red beams followed her burning a line across the wall.  Stellar Man scowled and moved.

His skin melted and fused, but his metal skeleton was unharmed.  His fist connected with Polly’s head and the delicate machinery shattered like glass.  Her body crumpled lifelessly to the floor.

Stellar Man sank down next to it cradling it.  “I’m sorry Polly, I’m sorry.  I’ll rebuild you, I swear.  I-“

A naked Stella ran past him out of her room and into the Citadel.

Lynn!  What are you doing?”

Stella kept running, ignoring how the icy floor numbed her feet.  She was finally free of the red stellar radiation that had kept her powerless but after days out of the sun her powers were nearly depleted. 

She could hear SM1 following.

Lynn, it’s OK.  I’m not mad at you.  It was Polly.  Something must be wrong with her program.  I can fix her.  I can make it all right.”

Lynn disappeared around a corner.

Lynn why are you running away from me?  Lynn I love you!  Lynn where are you going?”

“Not far.  Just to the Stellar Sun Lamp.”  Stella stepped naked under its golden glow and felt the power rush into her.

“Lynn I-“

“Bye-bye.”  Her blue eyes turned red and SM1 burned into slag.

She hovered through the halls, glad that her invulnerability was once more protecting her from the cold. 

Polly’s body was starting to twitch as the computer in her torso took control.  Another burst of stellar vision turned it into slag.

Her stellar hearing detected the Stellar Ship landing.  She smiled.

***

“Stellar Man?  Stellar Woman?  Hello?  Stars and comets where are you?”

“They’re dead robot.”

Stellar Girl turned, her eyes turned green.  “You!  Fake Stella!  What did you-“

CRACK!

Stellar speed carried Stella forward and she poked her invulnerable fingers into Stellar Girl’s eyes shattering both of them.  “Sorry robot, no stellar radiation this time.”

“Stars and comets I can’t see!  What did you do to me?”

Stella grinned and gave her robot doppelganger a shove.  Stellar Girl fell on her butt.

“Sorry robot, but there’s only room for one of me.”

“No!  Please!  It’s not my fault!  Mistress they made me pretend to be you!”

Stella hesitated.

“Mistress please, I’ll do anything!”

Stella’s eyes filled with tears as she heard her younger self beg.

“I just want to live!”

Stella’s eyes burned red and SG-1, the last of Stellar Man’s robots melted to slag.

“Stars and comets, I’m sorry!  I’m so sorry.”

Stella sank into a ball and cried.

 

Afterword

 

As promised, the dark times start here!

 

Some readers see themes in my stories which is really flattering to me.  If there’s a theme this issue it’s that you can’t go back.  Comics are always trying to drag characters back to where they were, ignore years of growth and development and reset them.  I thought it would be neat to have someone try that with Stella.

 

Some notes, Night Huntress is a homage to the 70’s DC character ‘the Huntress’ daughter of the Golden Age Batman and Catwoman.  Night Huntress has been kicking around for almost a year now; she spied on Wes and ultimately poisoned him.  She killed Hugo Flint and interrogated Gloria.  And now she’s beaten Gloria in a fair fight.  Next chapter we’ll meet her mysterious boss.

 

Her alias Ashley Acker was a combination of the names of the actress who played her in Birds of Prey, Ashley Scott, and the voice actress from JLU, Amy Acker. 

 

James Saxon and his book Slave Girls of Rog is a tribute to John Norman and his wonderful novel Slave Girl of Gor, which did a lot to help me through puberty. 

 

Dr. Jest is my attempt to bridge the gap between the campy, playing card stealing Joker of the 50s and 60s and the mass-murdering Joker we have today. 

 

Marcus Lycus

(Marcus_Lycus@hotmail.com)

 

Next issue: Stella is back but the Minx is missing!  What will become of the Finest Heroines in the World? 

 


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