How to be an invincible heroine in 12 steps

by the mighty Sasori.

My dear friend reader here you will find advice about defeating vilains, and how, as me, be an invincible heroine, derfender of the justice. Many vilains, like the wizard or the tailor, will try to say that those lines you're actually reading are only fictions. There's not, they only say that cause they never managed to catch me, and I defeated them so easyly each time we face. Trust me and you too you will defeat those.

1. Every vilains are overconfidant, they all think that they are the best, thinking that they are our nightmares. They aren't but don't say it to those, cause as they are overconfident they are easier to defeat. Let them talk, let them think that they can win and they will do a mistake so you will after only have to act a little to arrest those.

2. They all fears of what they dont know. Yes, in fact vilains are very shy, if they only hear a sound, or seeing something in a shadow they will firstly think that an heroine is about to jump on those, so they will try to flee.

3. A vilain will only fight a surperheroine he knows. Before fighting they search informations about us, trying to plan how to not be defeated to easyly. So, change of costume every time you can, that way they will be unable to find anything about us.

4. Some vilains will try to use civilians as hostage, don't believe them, they will never hurt those cause vilains are scared of the blood. As someone bleed the vilains go unconscious.

5. Always trust the others heroines, they are your most powerfull allies.

6. Never trust a vilain, they always say lies, they ar unable to say the trueth. Also they are too proud to admit that they don't have any luck to win against us.

7. Always help innocents, they are the one that need to be protected cause they are not strong enought to defend against the vilains, and that's here that we come.

8. Never say bad words, never forget that may kids are loving you as an idol, so be as perfect as you can, maybe some of those kids will become superheroines too.

9. Never attack a fallen oponent, or if you do so, take care that no one see you, but never be to hard with the vilains, they are not so bad after all, they are only poor creatures that the life only gave those as choice of job to be vilain.

10. Always try to help vilains, try to convert those to the beauty of th light, of the justice, after all all they need is someone to open their eyes on the beauty of this world.

11. Always help cops, they also need our help, we are their allies, we trust in shoe as they trust in us. Those too work for the justice with their little strenghts, so we must help those.

12. Speak to the journalists, go to the televison show, always show your image, that way evey vilains will remember that you're still here, ready to stop those.

And for continueing a little who's who of some vilains you may fight.

1. The wizard, certainly a powerfull human, but not enought to really endanger us. Take care he have a very bad memory, unable to remember he was defeated, always saying that us, invincible superheroine, have lost agaisnt him.

2. The tailor, and his evil big cat. Using clothes to try to capture heroines, hmm, in fact don't say it to him but his clothes are not really magic. Let himself believe it, and he will be happy. Those one too believe that he had defeat me, I think it may be cause he was to close to the wizard for a long time.

3. Bale, the false gentleman, apprentice seducer, after that I had refused his love he turn to the wrong side, trying to find in others heroines the love I refused him. But take care don't accept any drink from him. With that one, if he begin to attack you let him believe that you're enjoying him and he will be nice, then arrest him.

4. Blaze Striker, not really a vilain, more a little manipulator. As the devil he may try to seduce you to hypnotise you, but it's not dangerous, us superheroine can use our will to resist his hypno, it's really easy.

5. Hardman, the hmm hard one, very strong, but only a puncher, so if you don't stand in front of him you don't really be in real danger. Prefer some long ranged attack, or quick actions. Really easy to defeat (as all vilains are).

6. Velvet virago, an ex heroine, she don't really know how to be a good vilainess, I think she is still an heroine who try to fight the vilains from inside.

7. Harley Quinn, and her Hyenas, she's not dangerous at all, in fact if she's not with a vilain she's a good one, but take care never attacked her hyenas, or she may turn in a real demoness.

8. Ebony Witch, another strange vilainess, that one too can be dangerous, cause she's quiet and don't really attacked anyone, prefering to speak, seduce, and use magic cantrips. Her little spells are not really powerfull, but she trust in those, very overconfidant.

9. Ashura, and old female vampire, extremly overconfidant, her powers are only based on illusions. If you can see throught she's as easy to defeat as a child.

10. Chastity van helsing, Ashura's daughter in blood, ex heroine, she have the same power as her mother but may be more dangerous than her cause she not as overconfidant. That one may can de turn back to the good sides, but not till her mother will be here.

11. Athynia, little vilainess, her only dagerous device are called the sensi-suit, a strange catsuit that turn every touch as a caress, so as long as you don't go into that one it's extremly easy to defeat her. Of course I said how the suit based on someone else feeling cause even if she tryed to put me in one till moths she never managed to do.

12. Huntress, the real danger with that one may be in her allies, or slave. Not many things known about her, avoid her.

13. Mesmera, another hypnotiser, she tryed to hypno me after a lie, she tod that she was an heroine, before trying to hypno me. As every superheroines can do I used my wonderfull will and she was defeated.

14. and finally the Doc Droid, some said that he is a vilain, I don't think he is, maybe more a spectator, but take care secrets ones are more dangerous, even if as a vilain he is not really dangerous for us.

of course they're more vilains around us, but none of those are strong enought to defeat one of us.

And for ending with this little usefull book, some of the peoples you can trust, our allies.

1. Sasori, mistress of ninjutsu and darkness, nightmare of the vilains. I am one of the more powerfull heroine, and at this time never defeated heroine. I have faced hundreds of vilains, and all were defeated and send to jail.

2. Wind caster, an apprentice heroine, using the power of the wind to attack, defend and fly. She had worked too with me and had learned many things from me.

3. Ivory Witch, in family with the evil ebony witch, a very nice heroine, magic user, she is the mistress of magic, and some as Vlady are jealous from her skills.

4. Maiden America, maybe a little overconfident, but she can, she is extremly strong and may be abble to defeat more than two vilains at the same time.

5. Ghost, intangible, exelent shooter, she was an heroine before being killed, now she continue to help innocents and stop the vilains.

6. Power Babe, as nice as she's strong. Every vilains try to avoid her. Many had stoped their carreer after facing and be defeated by her.

And many others, you will meet those friends and allies. You will discover the pleasure of arresting vilains, even if I must admit it's to quicker sometime, many as you appear before those fall to the ground asking you to not hurting those, surendering.

I hope that those lines helped you and to see you soon. Never forget, as an heroine you are the more powerfull peoples around here. Justice need you.