Another night like a million before

by Sasori

It was another night, just a million before in the life of the great Sasori. As always she was patrolling in the city, looking for some villain or villainess to defeat. Unfortunately the actual villains were foolish coward, no more enough courageous to face the great heroines of the city.
For Sasori it was a very boring night. Looking the moon she decided to try her chance with the old villains, the real ones, those who was not feared to fight and loose. The only trouble was, where were they ?
Passing from shadow to shadow, she returned to her HQ, an old Japanese temple with a lot of electronic device she took from some villains. There was a lot of those devices that Sasori was still wondering what it was for. Siting in front of her desk, she turned on her computer, linked to all the criminals files of the town.
Searching in the old villain database she found some names, printing those. Well she was sure those villains were planning some very bad things, and she, the mighty Sasori, was about to stop them.
The first name of that list was Tailor, a old villain she defeated a lot of time, a man controlling clothes. In fact he was more interested in her body than he was truly dangerous. She remembered some of their fights, when he was young, when he was courageous enough to fight, when he was trying to attack the heroines. Well, he was also a good clothe creator, maybe with very strange taste for dress.
Entering her shadow she travelled to the north side of the town, the rich part. He was certainly here, installed after some crimes, some millions he stole from some one. Looking on the paper she founded the proper address quickly.
It was a tall pink building with yellow windows. She always knew he had bad taste, but now it was worst. Advancing quickly, she was moving silently, like a shadow. All senses in alert she was ready for the trap he may have set to protect his lair.
Nothing, or she was enough stealth and lucky to avoid all of those. She was feeling the adrenalin in her veins, ready for a good fight. Counting up to 3, she rushed in, passing thought a window, her blade out. Rolling on floor she looked around her, ready to fight. Where was the villain ?
As a door opened, Tailor finally entered. He was wearing a pink kilt and a yellow T shirt with a big red heart on. In his hand he was handing a plate with some chickens.
" - S..sasori, he asked, surprised.
- Tailor, I'm here to arrest you !
- Why ?
- To prevent you from doing your evil plan !
- Wich one ?"
He was truly looking like surprised. How the great Tailor have been changed so much.
" - You no more do plan against heroines ?
- No Sasori, I was a bit out of money and I worked for a French clothes creator named Jean Paul Gauthier, and as I saw how much it is good I decided to stop my career of villain and start a new one. Now I'm a stylist !
- You, you really no more do.... ?
- Oh no my sweet, I now prefer to dress women and men, I'm sure with some pink on your costume and some heart in your hairs you may look great.
- Hmmm no thanks.
- Oh."
And now he seemed hurt, Tailor has changed a lot she thought.
" - Well Tailor...
- No no no, my new name is Gérard duciseaux.
- Well Gé... gérard, i promise to return and we will speak clothes.
- Oh wonderful and i may present you Dudule and Bichou my two Chihuahua.
- Sure."
Before he had time to say anything else, Sasori entered the shadow, exiting the pink house very quickly. How was it possible. She was still under shock.
Looking the list, a smile came across her face, at least this one may not have retired. the great Wizard, one of the greatest enemies she had fought. Well she never managed to win against him and neither he does. All their fight was draw, each one as strong as others. Well maybe tonight she may defeat him at least.
Concentrating, she teleported a bit outside the city, near a forest. That was where he lived, apart of the civilisation, certainly to prepare his spells and tricks.
The forest was dark and some kind of strange sounds exiting. she remembered that he had a dragoon, it was certainly him who was doing those sounds. Taking her blade, she advanced quickly, moving from tree to tree and finally managed to see his lair. A small wood house that no one may imagine who was living in.
Approaching closer, she was running when suddenly her foot was taken into something, and she falled. A trap, she was right !
A light suddenly came from the house as a man opened it. He was dressed in night clothes with a big hat on his head.
" - Wizard ! I'm here to arrest you !
- What ? Excuse me, can you speak louder, I have some ears troubles.
- I SAID WIZARD, I'M HERE TO ARREST YOU !
- Caress me ? why may you want to caress me ?"
Standing up, Sasori looked behind her. What she made fall was not a trap, but a plaster garden dwarf.
" - NO I SAID I AM HERE TO ARREST YOU !
- Oh yes it's a mess, young man.
- I AM NOT A MAN, I AM SASORI AND I AM HERE TO ARREST YOU !
- Oh that's sure I need some rest."
Approaching quickly, she was just in front of me.
" - Oh Kimmie I'm happy to see you.
- I AM NOT KIMMIE I AM ....
- Oh sorry Blue Orchid I didn't recognised you.
- I AM NOT BLUE ORCHID I AM SASORI !
- Who ?
- SASORI !! SA...SO....RI !!!
- Oh yes, you sell some rice, no thanks I have all that I need here."
Shaking her head, Sasori looked the old man returned to his house, where his old Dragoon was looking TV. It was a very bad night, two of her oldest villains were now old grandfathers just good enough to read stories for little Childs, and only if it was written very big.
Returning in forest, Sasori suddenly heard a sound from her right, then someone jumped in front of her. She immediately recognised him, it was Keldar, an apprentice villain who was always wishing to fight her.
" - Ahahahaha Sasori, I'm here to defeat you.
- I'm sorry Kelly, I'm searching a real villain.
- But I am a real villain...
- really, and who did you defeated ?
- I was not lucky, but I am a villain.
- And what did you do to being a villain ?
- I took candies from Childs, I putted my tongue out at old peoples, I even stole a tomato in a shop.
- Great, continue and come back to fight me in one or two century.
- What ?"
And before he was able to say something she teleported. Sasori was sure this little Keldar may become a little villain, someone god enough to fight Batgirl or Windy, but never such an heroine like the invincible Sasori.
Looking her list, she smiled seeing the next name. The Huntress, a vilainess, a true rough one. Someone that may kill those ho bore her. In fact she was defeated a lot of time by Sasori, but it was always a good fight.
Teleporting back in town, in the west side, the business side, she exited shadows in front of a huge building. She was living here, in fact as Sasori remembered she always loved the rich places.
Advancing quickly again, Sasori stopped as to men came to see her. It was two security agents, dress in blue with staff and stun gun on belt.
" - Hey you, what ya doing there ?
- I'm here to defeat the vilainess of the building, answered Sasori quickly.
- Who ?
- The Huntress of course."
Both suddenly laughs.
" - So you want to fight Miss H ? And what's your name ?
- The mighty Sasori !
- Okay please wait."
One of them was still facing Sasori as the other goes to talk to a phone near the entry. after a minit he returned.
" - Miss H agree to see you, please follow us."
Smiling, Sasori was happy at least she may have a good fight. They entered a building, very modern, full of technology, with computers and screens everywhere. Sasori was feeling a bit nervous as she hated the technology, in fact she never understood anything in those stupid machines. The only one she accepted to learn to use was the one in her lair, and it took her nearly a year to remember how to light it on. On some sides she was still in feudal Japan, not adapted for this modern life.
After a minute in an elevator, the men standed in as she entered a huge office. The Huntress was here, but not wearing her vilainess costume. She was dressed like a business woman, holding a phone in one hand.
" - Jus a minute Sasori and I'm yours."
Sitting in a chair on other side of the desk, Sasori listened the Huntress giving orders to someone. Not vilainess orders, but orders to buy actions, speaking about the down johns or something like that. Sasori was not understanding anything, it was pure financial. Finally ten minuts after she stopped her phone calls.
" - So Sasori, what can I do for you ? Do you need money ?
- Well, I came to arrest you, to stop your career...
- Which career ? Oh you speak about the old time, when I played with Heroines ?
- yes, that's it.
- Well, I'm retired, now I play with money, and as time is money I have to cal someone else. If you wish contact my secretary and I’ll maybe be able to see you in some months."
Walking like a zombie, Sasori took back the elevator, thinking that the world was suddenly mad, that all of her old foes was now retired.
Looking the list she saw a last name, Bale. A old villain, one of her first enemy, one she fought when she was a side kick, when she was just an heroine apprentice. Well maybe he may not be retired, maybe he may still do evil plans.
The address was near, so she decided to walk quietly to it, not hiding. On the travel she saw an heroine named Catgirl who was fighting against one of Sasori's actual foe, a villain named Grey Ninja. Of course Catgirl was loosing, but with just one of Sasori's perfect kick the villain was knocked out, ready to go to jail. Catgirl was so happy, so proud of being rescued by the great Sasori she offered her to come at her home, to play poker one night. Well in fact Catgirl was calling that strip poker, certainly a new kind of game. Sasori accepted the invitation, maybe Strip Poker was a kind of fight.
And finally she was at the address, the house where Bale was living. It was not a lair, it was the SHIP bar. He was no longer be a villain, but now a bartender.
It was such a bad night for Sasori, al the true villains were retired, so there was only one last thing to do for her.
Entering the bar, Sasori saw one of her old friend, named Batgirl_bb, a nice heroines without superpowers, but a nice girl. Waving her, Batgirl approached and they hugged each others.
" - I'm so happy to see you my so wonderful friend, oh you're so much perfect Sasori, batgirl said.
- Yes I know, thanks. Did you saw that there was no good villains in town now ?
- Yes that's right.
- Well I have a plan !
- Which one, asked Batgirl.
- Come out with me and I'll say it to you."
As the two girls was exiting, someone jumped in front of them, it was a girl named Corbae, a mad one, not really a vilainess, not an heroine, just a psycho.
" - Hey you...."
Corbae was not even able to finish her sentence, Batgirl and Sasori punched her nose, and she falled down unconscious. Stepping over her body, both women exited.
In the street, Sasori leaded Batgirl near a car.
" - So what is your plan mighty Sasori ?
- Hmmm, do you still have your taser ?
- My what ?
- The device that produce electricity
- Oh yes sure.
- So please give it to me."
Removing it from her utility belt, Batgirl handed it to Sasori.
" - And now ? It is part of your plan ?
- Yes Batgirl, now please turn."
Batgirl turned.
" - Why ? Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhh...."
Sasori was smiling, as she was till holding the nice devices she applied on batgirl's neck. The electricity was so nice to put an enemy out.
" - Well Batgirl, as there's no more any good vilainess or villains I'm the new vilainess in town and you're my first prey."
Taking the batgirl's body in her arms, Sasori turned, just in time to see Keldar jumping on her way.
" - Sas.."
He suddenly stopped as he was seeing the Batgirl's body in Sasori's arm.
" - Catch, said Sasori as she throws batgirl's body to Keldar".
Of course he catched her and while he does Sasori punch his temples with both fist, putting him out. Like a stone he felled still holding batgirl over him. Those villains were really not as good as the old ones.
" - Keldar Keldar Keldar, I told you, you are no match for me, but you had your fight at least, if we can call that a fight."
Taking back her prey, Sasori was returning to her lair when she heard again some steps behind her, two peoples were running after her. Turning, she saw the two Asian heroines rushing to stop her, Kimmie the Asian Avenger and the Blue Orchid. Both were only pale copy of the wonderful Sasori.
Waiting them to come closer, Sasori finally decided to stop between both, Orchid on her left and Kimmie on her right.
" - Sasori, why did you do that ? asked Blue Orchid.
- We can't let you go with her !"
They were really thinking they may defeat the perfect and invincible Sasori, the fools.
" - So little girls, give me your best, replied Sasori."
As both advanced to strike, Sasori suddenly teleported both, making them enter their own shadow and appear in front of each others. They had stroked as hard as possible and each one touched. They touched their ally, Ko-ing each others.
Two more heroines were down, even Heroines were now no math for a good vilainess.
" - I just began my vilainess career and I already have three heroines down, what may I do of those ?"
Suddenly the ideas flashed in her mind. If the villains and vilainess were retired it was maybe cause they were not able to capture an heroine from a long time, so it was her duty to help them. Concentrating, Sasori teleported Batgirl to Wizard, Blue Orchid to Tailor and Kimmie to Huntress.
It was good night, Sasori was feeling happy, she did her duty, and turned peoples happy. Just another night like a million before.