A day in Sasori's life

They was here, she knows it, ready to try a little pitiful villain's plan that never work. Passing through shadows she teleported near them silently. They was here, sit around a table, chuckling.
" - So, I hope this time we will win, said the one that seemed to be the boss, named Vlad the bad one.
- oh yes, I hope that the wonderful and powerful Sasori will not come to stop us or we will be defeated as always, said the most old, Tailor the apprentice villain.
- Oh don't speak of her, continued Vladi, thinking about her make me shiver in fear."
The fools, if they could know, she was here, listening and seeing them, hide in shadow, the darkness covering her wonderful and beautiful invincible heroine's body.
" - hey Boss, what will we do tonight ? asked Tailor, dresser of the villains
- Try to conquer the world, answered Vlad the terrible
- euh....
- No I'm kidding, we will try to capture an heroine.
- But chief it's dangerous, and we never managed to do that.
- We we try my fiddle Tailor, and maybe with some luck the wonderful and powerful Sasori will not be here to arrest us.
- Oh yes Boss, I'm so scared when I hear her name."
Still in the shadows, she was rolling on the floor laughing, ah that they call themselves villains, they are really no match for her. In fact she had faced many villains, Bale, Gorath, Hardman, Harrow, Keldar, the Goon, and many villainesses Lyrra, Harley Quinn, Astrid, Athynia, Dark virago, Dark Kitten, Ebony Witch, Huntress, and all were defeated by the great Sasori. In fact even the other heroines said that she's the strongest and the best heroine in universe and in all ages. But sometime it's hard to be the best, and Sasori know that problem.
" - Who will we capture Boss, Wind caster ?
- oh no, Tailor, last time we face her we just catch a big ill after, and cough a full week.
- So, maybe Ghost ?
- I may enjoy, but she always pass through her trap, no, not her
- and Ivory Witch, boss, she can't pass through object
- yes she can't but she have so powerful magic powers, stronger than mine
- Ms Virago ?
- No, now she's a villainess too, oh if heroine become villainess what will we do
- Jet Stream ?
- No she run so quickly, last time we run after her I had my feet in fire for days.
- Wolfsbane ?
- Oh no we can't too, she may cut us with her terrible claws.
- Sailor Gemini ?
- Not her, last time she cut my shirt with her glaive, she's too strong.
- Chastity van Helsing maybe ?
- her, the crazy devil hunter, last time she run after me shouting come here demon, no, not her
- mmh I don't see others
- think my friend, we must find someone to kidnap if we want to be called villains
- sorry boss I can't find.
- yes, was shouting Vlady the mind devil, I have found the idea, we will capture an ordinary woman, dress her in an heroine costume and say that she is the heroine, so the other villains will accept us.
- oh boss, you're so intelligent."
They jump in each others arms, hugging, then begin to dance as Vlad turn is music recorder on, instantly a music come in the room, it was YMCA from village people. Such villains dancing, now Sasori knows why they never and will never win. All villain are the same, always the best to create stupid plans, but not enough good to do it or capture an heroine.
" - okay we go, what do we need boss ?
- first some ropes or handcuffs
- we had bought it last year but never used it
- some chloroform
- have the bottle too, never opened.
- an heroine costume
- mmmhh, that we don't have one, maybe we may create our.
- Yes Tailor, buying a pink swimsuit with big heart, and a white mask of doctor, and some green boots, and some gloves, blue the gloves, blue...
- oh yes Boss, will be so beautiful, love the colors.
- yes and a cape, red one with a S behind
- Why a S boss ?
- because.... I don't know but have read it in a comic book, let me remember, hmmm yes it was superman adventures.
- ah yes, good idea and we will call her Mega woman.
- nice name Tailor.
- I don't think it's a good idea, suddenly said Sasori, from the shadow".
Slowly she exited it, smiling as each time she had to face villains
The two suddenly feels their blood froze as they saw her
"- Oh pity great Sasori, have pity, said Vlad, as he kneel before her in fear.
- yes have pity, we will stop being villains, said Tailor as he also kneel before her.
- mmmh, maybe I will accept to not hurt you tonight, if you promise to not act as villain., said the mighty Sasori, posing proudly.
- oh yes, we promise said the two, we stop our villains career, and will now work in a pizza restaurant."
One more time the fabulous Sasori bring the peace on earth, and won against evil. It was a wonderful day for humanity, just a simple day of work for the wonderful Sasori.

The end