The Saving of Sasori

by The Tailor

(a rebuttal to Sasori)

The kindly Vlad and is associate The Tailor were sitting around the round table of their
charitable organization, "Costumes for Indigent Heroines", trying to work on new ways of raising
money so they could clothe these poor unfortunates. They had managed to clothe many of these
poor unfortunates, but one always refused their kindly help. Even tough she was the weakest of
these many heroines and was always being soundly defeated by the many villains and villainesses
she would not accept these two gentle, caring men's help. She seemed to prefer going about with
her costume in tatters, almost as if she was ashamed to admit how easily she could be defeated.

The two friends were discussing the latest heroines they had managed to help:

-Wind Caster,
Who after her last defeat, suffered from a terrible cough and cold when the big winds she
had caused brought rain and soaked her, and the remains of her costume.

-Ghost
Who because she kept passing through her costume, Vlad the kind had to spell the
costume to keep her in them.

-Ivory Witch
They had to also make a special costume for her, because she was never really dressed,
but merely draped in magic.

-Ms Virago
Well of course not Velvet, she is not one of these poor week heroines, she is always
dressed in the latest fashion, and more than willing to help these poor heroines.

-Wolfsbane
Had to be given special mittens, to keep from rending her costumes.

-Sailor Gemini
It took both their powers to make the underware for her that would prevent her from
being tattooed there again.

-Chastity VanHelsing
Had to be given clothes with a special collar to prevent further teeth marks from
decorating her pretty neck.

These two mighty friends found they kept worrying more and more about these poor
helpless heroines and what they could do to help them. Clothing them did not seem to be enough,
for as soon as they were given a new costume they immediately went out and got it destroyed.

I have an idea said Vlad the magnificent, why don't we find an ordinary women and dress
her in one of your magnificent costumes. With the powers they provide and my great magic she
would be able to do what these foolish heroines could not. Then we would not have to worry
about them any more. The Tailor agreed with his compatriot that this was an excellent idea, it
would solve all their problems, there would be a heroine to protect the helpless and they would no
longer have to worry about those ineffectual heroines being hurt and undressed.

Suddenly they heard this ungodly clamor coming from where they kept the their costumes as
though a very clumsy person had tripped over their own feet. They rushed in to the room and
there lay sprawled in a pile of costumes lay the half naked Sasori. While trying to steal a new
costume for herself she had tripped and fallen into the rack. Both Vlad and The Tailor rushed over
to help her up, they had to be extra careful helping her up and didn't know where to look because
so much of her was shoeing through her costume. They helped to a seat and tried to comfort the
poor girl and after much pleading an convincing they managed to talk her out of trying to be a
heroine ever again. She is now very happy living in a small town and working as a waitress in a
pizza restaurant. True she does not make much in tips because she is so clumsy and keeps spilling
food on her customers, but it is much safer for her and it is very seldom indeed that her waitress
uniform gets torn.

The end