Tyler Roper's Bad Libs #1 - Knockout!

For the past years, you have terrorized as the supervillainous, despicable (but good-looking) !

You ruled the city with a(n) fist, taking whatever you wanted, with the helpless to stop you! But this morning you saw on the that Action Girl has come to town to stop you.

You decide you aren't about to let some bimbo in Spandex ruin a good thing for you. You decide to leave clues to lead her to the old abandoned .

It takes her awhile to put and together, but eventually she finds her way to your hiding place. She is built like a brick , stuffed into a skintight leotard, with a v-shaped panty that showed off her cute twat and ass to good effect.

As she walks into the dark building, before her can adjust to the dim light, you drop a from the rafters - a direct hit!

"!" she cries as she falls to the floor! You rush out of the shadows and her in the !

You say, "Welcome, you slut, to your finish!" You her in the , which makes her glaze over for a moment.

Then she hops up and takes a swing at you, snarling "! I'll show you why I'm called Action Girl!"

You block her punch, which leaves her wide open! You land a terrific punch right in her gut! "!" she cries as her knees begin to buckle. You bring your fists down on her , and she falls to the ground, moaning.

She rolls to her feet and performs a high cheerleader kick that barely misses your jaw. You catch her leg and, grinning wickedly, her where the sun doesn't !

"" she cries as her entire body goes limp as overcooked . Action Girl crumples to the floor, completely knocked out!

She lies completely still, save for the steady rise and fall of her under her skintight Spandex.

"Time to ship you back where you belong, !" you sneer as you drag her whupped ass into a back room. You stuff her lumpy Lycra bod into a you prepared just for this eventuality. It's already preaddressed to the in Blossom City, along with a note warning that next time she'll be sent back in a pine box!

You give her a few hard blows to make sure she continues her little nap, then take a quick trip down to UPS. That should keep the little out of this city!

You feel like celebrating,. You go downtown to a bar and actually pay for your drinks tonight!

THE END