Kim Possible In Moon Shrink

Part 4. "The Detour"

Guest Staring Sheila Blackstar And Princess Kimski

by Skytower

Kim usually loved free fall. It was the best part of skydiving. Flying through the air, feeling the wind and being able to control her fall was a thrill that was hard to beat. But she had never sky dived in the nude and never when she was only about twelve inches tall. And part mouse. In one sense it was even more thrilling. Kim’s mouse ears read the wind like a book, telling her how high she and She-Go were and what the temperature was. Her mouse nose (Kim refused to call it a snout, even though it projected a short distance from her face) told her that they were over the ocean, that there was no chance of rain and that She-Go’s perfume smelled wonderful.

Kim did her best to ignore that last part. It was bad enough that she was completely dependent upon She-Go for safety. Kim had settled in just behind She-Go’s right ear, digging her hands and feet into the raven dark hair of the villainess. The hair whipped around her and Kim could only guess at what She-Go was thinking. They were both thrill seekers, both used to doing crazy stunts; but jumping nude out of an exploding aircraft in the middle of the night was pushing it.

No, not the middle of the night. Kim saw a streak of violet on the horizon and realized it was nearly dawn.

"I’m going to pull the chute!" She-Go shouted. "Hang on princess!"

Kim held on tightly and her tail wrapped itself into She-Go’s hair. The sudden stop and reverse in direction still hit her hard. Kim was torn away from She-Go’s body and she took the hairs that she was holding onto with her. The air seemed to shimmer and bend around them. Suddenly Kim’s mouse senses told her a thousand new things. The sensations and images came too quickly and Kim blacked out.

Kimski wanted to growl at the readings that her console was giving her but she knew it wouldn’t do any good. The O.S.S. Draken bucked and heaved underneath her as the pursuing pirates continued to fire.

"You just had to win didn’t you." Kimski growled sparing a glance at Sheila. Her lovers dark green eyes flashed as she looked back at Kimski. She had shrugged a loose black and green robe over her semi-nude body just as Kimski had blasted them out of the pirates stronghold. Now she sat in the pilots seat while Kimski sat in her tiny co-pilots seat. Sheila was about five feet tall, Kimski was a little over a foot tall. They both had green eyes but Sheila’s eyes were a wide, wild sort of green. The robe had parted and showed Kimski most of Sheila’s body. It was distracting even in these circumstances. Kimski was wearing a pair of black pants with a green top. She had tied her long red hair back to keep it out of her eyes.

"I play to win princess." Sheila said with a smile and a slight toss of her long black hair.

Kimski bit back her frustration and went back to trying to keep the engines on line. Her console lit up like a nebula as the attack continued.

"I knew she’d do something like that." Draken said. The monitor between Kimski’s and Sheila’s seat came to live showing the blue skinned male avatar of the ships A.I. "All she had to do was play him to a draw. But did either of you listen to me? No, you never listen to me."

"Shut up and scramble the guidance systems on those missiles that are heading toward us." Sheila snapped.

"Ah!" Draken screamed and the screen went blank.

"We were in the clear!" Kimski complained. "I had the jewels and..."

"We were playing strip poker and I was down to a bra!" Sheila said. "And he was cheating! You know what happens when someone like me looses to golian low borns at strip poker?"

"We were crazy to do this anyway." Draken said appearing on the screen.

"Shut up!" Sheila and Kimski growled at him.

The ship seemed to twist for a moment as another shot got through their shields. Kimski did growl now as red light came on.

"The crystalic synchronizer has been damaged!" Kimski exclaimed. She unbuckled herself from her chair. "I’ll have to go down to the engine room and manually synchronize the crystals."

"What about the hyperdrive?" Sheila demanded.

"I can give us a couple of lightyears." Kimski said looking at her console. "Why?"

"We need a planet to hide on and ones close."

"Tell me you are not taking us to Bermuda!" Draken pleaded.

"Hey your a science ship remember?" Sheila said with a smile on her face. "Think of it as a chance to study unstable dimensional fields."

Kimski didn’t bother to argue. She knew that tone of voice and that look on Sheila’s face far too well. Her lover had an addiction to danger and excitement, the more the better. She didn’t so much live on the edge as she hugged it every chance she got. Taking the O.S.S. Draken to hide on a planet full of unstable dimensional portals to avoid a hoard of angry pirates was just the sort of thing that Sheila loved to do.

Kimski jumped into the travel tube and let the artificial gravity take her toward the engine room. She hoped that she could keep them in one piece long enough to satisfy Sheila’s love of danger. Privately it was a love that Kimski found had grown in her as her love for Sheila had grown. Shared insanity, she sometimes thought.

Born a princess and raised in a life devoid of danger and excitement, Kimski had never realized how bored she was until her throne had been stolen and she had been cursed. Now even though they searched for the fabled Truth Stone to win back her throne Kimski admitted to herself that she really didn’t want to rule again. If she did she’d have to wear formal gowns again and Kimski had grown used to her short skirts and halter tops. She was wearing the green skirt and black top now, Sheila’s favorite. Not that she was going to let that witch Bonnie hold onto the thrown a second later than she could.

The travel tube dropped her into the engine room and Kimski ran over to the control console. The O.S.S. Draken had been a science vessel before it was converted (under protest) to a cargo carrier. The instruments were more sensitive than the standard freight hauler. That gave her more options for fine tuning but often made the ship a bit less sturdy in a firefight. Kimski worked the controls as quickly as she could and for one of the few times wished that it was her mouse-time; a tail would come in handy right now. Either that or another set of arms.

Green lights flashed on the console and Kimski hit the intercom.

"Nominal systems restored!" Kimski shouted. "Go for ftl!"

"Wait!" Draken screamed. "The co-ordinates aren’t..."

"Fire in the hole!" Sheila shouted with joy as she plunged the ship into hyperspace.

She-Go saw Kim’s small body flash by her and didn’t even think as her hand reached out and caught the tiny teenager. But to do that she had to let go of one of the control pulleys for the chute and suddenly they were out of control. She-Go was struggling to get the pulley back when the air around them exploded with energy and fury. Instead of floating in the near-dark of dawn on a calm day they were floating in a violent storm in mid-afternoon. She-Go had only a few moments to take that in when what looked like a giant soda bottle shimmered into being and headed straight for them.

She-Go grabbed the cords and cut away her chute. Instantly the storm had carried it away and she was in free fall. She used her arms and legs to veer away from the ship, but at the last moment the ship turned toward them. She-Go managed to use an air current to climb just before the ship slammed into her.

Only instinct saved them. The moment that she felt the ship slam into her She-Go used her power to claw a hold into the ships hull. The impact knocked the breath out of her but She-Go held on. She lay against the ship holding onto the hull with one hand and tried to get her breath back. A look at her hand showed She-Go that Kim was still with her; unconscious but still with her. The raw cold rain hammered away at her nude body.

Suddenly another ship appeared. This one was shaped like a wedge and bolts of energy shot from it. One of them came close enough to turn the rain to steam and She-Go felt the heat.

"Come on princess let’s get out of the rain." She-Go growled and used her free hand to claw her way into the ship.

"We’ve got a hull breach!" Kimski shouted as she desperately tried to keep the engines going.

"The pirates are still with us!" Draken’s electronic voice was filled with fear.

"What the devil did you do to Two-Head-One-Eye?" Kimski muttered as she diverted more power to the shields.

"I heard that." Sheila snapped.

"Well what did you do?" Kimski asked.

"I just…"

The ship trembled cutting off her words.

"They’ve got a boarding party on our hull!" Draken shouted. "Section 3!"

"Take over!" Sheila shouted and cut the intercom.

Kimski concentrated on keeping the engines going. She could fight if she had to, but a foot tall Middleton princess wasn’t as effective against pirates as a five foot tall Golian noblewoman. She had to hope that Sheila could fight the pirates, Draken could fly the ship and that she could keep the engines going.

"What the heck, it beats a royal dinner any day." Kimski muttered as she manipulated the controls.

She-Go stood up and tried to get her bearings. She was in a ship but it didn’t feel like any plane she’d ever been on. The walls were made of some gray type of metal that she’d never seen and the lights set into the ceiling were paper thin. But in some ways the ship was like many other ships. There were packages and crates scattered around the corridor and the place needed cleaning. One of the crates had fallen open and a bunch of green and black coveralls had fallen out. Puzzled but grateful She-Go pulled off the remains of her parachute harness and put one on. It was as zipper down the front wide collar suit with a black belt with a star symbol on the belt buckle. She zipped it up and wondered if there was a similar small size for Kim.

Not that it isn't really cool to have tiny nude Kim around, She-Go thought. She reached into her pockets and wondered if they were large enough for Kim to ride in."

"Pirates have boarded!" Dr. Draken’s panicked voiced echoed in the corridor. "Section 3!"

"Dr. Draken?" She-Go asked looking around. "Pirates?"

"There’s the wench!"

She-Go turned and saw three men headed toward her. Well they weren’t men exactly. One was a tall thin man with two heads with one eye set into the middle of each head, the next was a snake with arms and the third was a large blob of green goo. They all wore long coats, black tri-corner hats and the blob wore an eye patch. Instinct over-rode puzzlement. She-Go put Kim down on a crate, ignited her powers and charged at them.

"Surrender to Captain Thoe Sheila!" The creature with two heads shouted.

She-Go’s answer was to kick him in the chest.

Sheila rounded a corner and stopped dead, for once completely stunned. Down the corridor a woman who looked just like her was fighting Captain Thoe and his pirates. She was doing well too. Sheila was debating whether to help or not when she saw an unconscious nude Kimski laying on a crate. Creeping forward Sheila picked her up. Just then her double looked back and saw them.

"Hey what?!" They said together.

Everyone stopped and looked at each other confused.

"There’s another boarding ship on us!" Draken screamed. "Pirates in the engine room!"

"Get them!" Thoe shouted.

The pirates closed on her double and Sheila was about to join in when Draken’s panicked voice sounded through the ship again.

"Star Command Cruiser off the port bow!"

Keeping hold of Kimski Sheila ran back toward the flight deck. She loved danger but pirates and star command and doppelgangers together were too much even for her. The double was on her own.

Kimsky had finally managed to stabilize the crystalic reactor when the pirates came charging into the engine room. Three of them led by the dogman Killigan.

"Get the lass!" Kiligan shouted pointing his paw at her.

Kimsky set as many of the controls to automatic as she could and turned to face them. Leaping into the air she reached out with her mind and grabbed a welding laser from the wall. It was heavy but manageable and Kimsky telekinetically threw it at the men. They dodged and Kimsky picked off one of them with her blaster. She was heading toward the travel tube when Kiligan threw a small white ball in her path. It exploded with gas and one whiff was enough to put her to sleep.

Sheila put Kimsky into her seat and strapped her down. Then she sat down and grabbed the controls.

"Attention O.S.S. Draken this is Buzz Lightyear of Star Command." The voice was as pompous and attractive as ever. Sheila didn’t need a video link to see the lantern jawed ranger’s face. "Heave to and prepare to be boarded."

"Heave this!" Sheila growled shoving the throttle forward. The ship surged beneath her as the engines poured out power.

"The pirates have Sheila and Kimski and they’re leaving!" Draken said appearing on the screen. He looked Sheila. "What? Who? How?"
"Figure it out later!" Sheila growled.

Just then the ship rumbled and Sheila felt the acceleration slack.

"Engines are hit!" Draken screamed.

Sheila tried everything she could but there was no way to get any more speed out of the ship.

"Look out!" Draken screamed as a mountain appeared in front of them.

Sheila nearly twisted the ship in half as she skimmed the top of the mountain but that was all the engines had left. Most of the controls went dark and the ship started to drop.

"We’re doomed!" Draken whined. "Doomed! After all my years of dedication to science! It’s not fair! I should have been honored, my systems put into a new ship..."

Sheila ignored him and concentrated on getting the ship down in one piece. The Draken wasn’t really great at gliding but the ship itself was well shaped for a crash. If she could just... There. A long river. Sheila used what was left of the power to push the ship over it and then cut all of the power. The Draken fell out of the sky like a stone and Sheila’s head hit the control panel when they hit the water. After that she had no idea what happened.

Kimski woke up slowly. Sleeping gas was like that; it left you feeling as if you'd stayed up all night drinking. It also left your muscles sore and stiff. She listened before she moved and heard only the soft rumble of an engine and someone breathing. She wasn't on the Draken anymore. That meant she was on the pirates ship.

Kimski opened her eyes and looked around. She was on the floor in a cell. Strong inch thick bars were on one side. The other four sides were solid metal walls. Thinner bars were weaved into the thicker ones making escape impossible that way. She could feel the hum of an energy field. It gave her a slight headache and made any use of her mental powers impossible. The cell had one bunk and a sink and a toilet. None of them were her size of course. Since she had started traveling the galaxy Kimski had found that very few races were as small as Middleton's were. It was something she had gotten used to but never liked.

On the bunk Sheila moaned and Kimski climbed up the bunk leg to her. There was something different about her but Kimski couldn't tell exactly what it was. But the moment the woman opened her eyes Kimski knew who it wasn't.

"Who are you?" Kimski asked backing away from her. Not for the first time did Kimski feel her size was a curse. She was in a small cell with no where to run. And before her was a bleary-eyed duplicate of Sheila. Could this be some sort of pirate trick?

"Lost your memory Kim?" The woman asked sitting up. She looked around. "Great another cell. Where are we?"

"Who are you?" Kimski demanded again looking closely at her. It certainly looked like Sheila. She had the same lithe figure and light almost-green skin, the same dark hair and eyes with the sharp nose that Kimski thought was cute. But she was wearing one of the Star Command jump suits that they had stolen and Sheila had sworn never to wear a Star Command uniform again. And more importantly there was no ring on her finger.

"It's me Kimmie." The woman said standing up and going over to the bars. "She-Go."

"My name is Kimski." Kimski said. "And you and I have never met."

"Did you get hit on the head?" She-Go asked turning and bending down so that they were face to face. She looked closely at Kimski and after a moment her eyes widened. Reaching over she parted Kimski's hair revealing the sharply pointed ears that had been with Kimski ever since she had reached maturity. Kimski was careful not to move despite her fear.

"You're not Kim Possible!" She-Go said astonished.

"I am Kimski, Princess of the Star Kingdom of Middleton." Kimski said. "Who are you and where is my wife?"

"Wife?" She-Go demanded.

"Yes." Kimski said. She could tell that the woman's confusion was genuine. "Do you not see this?" Kimski pointed to the silver torque around her neck. "My wife Sheila wears a ring to match this collar. She looks exactly like you. Have you seen her? How did you get here?"

"I… I…" She-Go stuttered for a moment and then fell back. "I think I'm missing pages from my script!"

Kim woke up quickly. Passing out in the midst of danger always made her do that. Her last clear memories were of her and She-Go jumping out of the burning wreck of DN-Amy’s ship. Now where were they?

For once Kim was grateful for her mouse body. She reached out with her knew senses and drew a mental picture of her environment. She was in a small room. There was humming all around her and the room was vibrating slightly. That meant that they were in a ship. But the smells that her nose picked up weren’t the normal smells of a ship. There was oil, but oil that smelled clean somehow. The air was also impossibly clean.

Kim opened her eyes. She was in a cell and standing on the other side of the bars was a giant red monster wearing some sort of white and silver armor.

"EEEEEAAAAAAAAAKKKKKKKKKKKKK!!!!!!!!!!" Kim screamed bolting upright. Behind the monster was a slim woman with blue skin and red hair. She was wearing the same sort of armor.

"Kimski!" She-Go shouted grabbing Kim and holding her. She started to stroke Kim’s head softly. "It’s ok lover."

Lover? Kim thought.

"Satisfied now pervert?" She-Go demanded angrily. "Staring at my naked wife make you happy?"

Wife? Kim thought.

"I wasn’t staring!" The red monster said in a surprisingly soft and offended voice. "She moaned and I looked, she’s not naked either, she’s got all that fur."

Which was true but not really helpful. Kim shrank further into She-Go’s hands to cover her nudity. The monster had a wide domed head, small ears and a large mouth. The rest of him was like that as well; bulky.

"Well get a handkerchief or something." She-Go said. "She won’t stay in mouse form forever." She pulled open her loose robe for a moment exposing a red bra. A pair of glowing green manacles held her wrist together. "Unless you want to see us both naked."

"Here." The woman with the blue skin said as the red giant recoiled. Kim could have sworn he was blushing. The woman with red hair had wide blue eyes. Her face was heart shaped and her bearing spoke of authority and satisfaction. She passed a small box through the bars. "Standard issue Star Command prison suit."

"Standard issue." She-Go sniffed taking the box. She put Kim on the bunk with the box and blocked them from view. "She’s a princess you know."

"No she isn’t." A new voice said. This one was male and Kim blushed even though he couldn’t see her. She scrambled over to the box and opened it. Inside was a small orange jumpsuit with a pair of darker orange boots. She struggled into it and was astonished when the suit created an opening for her tail. As she put it on the suit adjusted to her size. While she was getting into it the rest of them kept talking.

"She’s a princess Lightyear." She-Go said. "I don’t care what that witch Bonnie says."

"Queen Bonnie is the rightful ruler of Middleton." The man said. Kim guessed his name was Lightyear. "And has the records to back it up."

"Faked records." She-Go snapped.

"It doesn’t matter." The woman said. Kim was sure that she detected satisfaction in the woman’s voice. "You’re both guilty of theft, fraud, stealing a space ship..."

"What condition is the Draken in?" She-Go demanded. "Are you towing him?"

"We left your ship on Bermuda." Lightyear said. "The rightful tangean owner will be sending a salvage ship to collect it."

"That ship is ours!" She-Go growled. "It’s even on the hull: O.S.S. as in ‘Our Space Ship’!"

"That ship was the property of the Tangean Science Academy." The woman said.

"They were throwing it away!" She-Go protested.

But she wasn’t She-Go. Kim suddenly realized that. There was no taste of She-Go’s perfume in the air. And there was something different about this woman. She was a little younger than She-Go, a bit more… honest? Kim heard a sincerity in her voice that she had seldom heard from She-Go.

"Excuse me?" Kim asked coming out from behind her. "I know this is going to sound a little strange, but could someone please tell me what’s going on?"

"We've been captured Kimski." The woman said. "Course they had to let the pirates soften us up first."

"Kimski?" Kim echoed.

"Star Command has a set of rules for pursuit." Lightyear said. He was a short broad man with a large chin and blue eyes.

"That’s right." The red monster said with a note of pride in his voice. "Page 3650, section 5, subsection 10, paragraph 8:’Rescue first.’ We didn’t know if you were ok or not until we got into your ship and by then the pirates were gone."

"Section 6." Sheila said and Kim recognized the taunting tone in her voice.

"5." The red monster said hotly.

"At ease Booster." Lightyear said. He turned a disapproving eye on Sheila. Amazingly enough Kim recognized the look, she’d given it herself many times to She-Go.

"You were hot rodding through forbidden space Sheila." Lightyear said.

"K&S Moving goes anywhere Buzz." Sheila said smiling. "Look at the hull, it’s under the name O.S.S. Draken."

"Wait." Kim said. "Wait a minute. Please!"

"What's wrong?" Sheila asked with her voice full of concern. "What happened to you anyway? I thought you were in the engine room and I turn around and your out cold while some woman who looks like me is battling the pirates."

"She-Go." Kim said. But if she was She-Go… Who are you?"

"Who am I?" Sheila asked. She held up her right hand and a silver band glinted on her index finger. "I'm Sheila. Your wife remember?"

Kim's jaw dropped in astonishment.

"My what!?"

"Technically Trade World marriages aren't recognized by the Galactic Alliance." Lightyear said.

"Yea neither is common sense." Sheila said.

"Trade World?" Kim asked.

"The old amnesia ploy." The blue woman said. "Nice try Kimski."

"I don't have amnesia and my name isn't Kimski. It's Kim Possible. Kimberly Anne Possible!"

"XR do a medical scan." Buzz said.

Kim watched as what she had thought was part of the ship began to move. The thing was about two feet tall, with a domed glass top and inside the top was a cylinder with eyes, a nose and a mouth. He rolled toward the bars on two short legs with motorized treads. His(?) chest opened and a scanner on a stick came out of him. Kim stood still as the scanner light moved up and down her.

"Nope, no medical problems." XR said. "A little dandruff though. She’s got some strange energy around her body."

"I thought you'd come up with something better." The blue woman said. "Your cons are getting stale Kimski."

"Still mad because we sold your father that fake solar system Mira?" Sheila asked.

Mira eyes narrowed.

"It wasn't fake." Booster said. "It just didn't belong to you."

"Technically it didn't belong to anyone." XR said. "Not after it fell into that black hole anyway."

"Ten million galactic uni-bucks." Mira said with a rising tone of voice. "Half the planets treasury plus the loot you hauled away from the palace in your stolen ship!"

"Yea well we didn't get half the money anyway thanks to some trigger happy rangers." Sheila said. "We barely broke even on that con." Again Kim recognized the tone in her voice. This woman wasn't She-Go but they had more in common than their looks. Sheila smiled and Kim recognized the smug pleasure she took from needling the blue woman. "Besides aren't tangeans sooooo much better than the rest of us? How could we cheat superior beings?"

Mira growled but Buzz held her back.

"Alright that's enough. We'll be at Star Command in two days."

"You're going to spend a long time in prison." Mira said with a smug look on her face.

"Like I haven't heard that before." Sheila said indifferently studying her nails.

"You’re also a deserter from Star Command." Lightyear said.

"I didn’t desert Buzz." Sheila said. She smiled sweetly at Mira. "I just didn’t want to be part of the threesome with you and Mira." She smiled at Booster. "But him I wouldn’t mind."

Was it possible for a giant red monster to blush? Kim wouldn’t have believed it if she hadn’t seen it.

"Why you..." Mira growled and started toward the bars but Buzz held her back again.

"At ease Mira." Buzz said. "Let’s leave these two alone so that they can get used to the bars."

Mira turned and stomped away and the rest of them followed. The outside of the cell led to a short corridor with a door that slid open and shut into the wall. As soon as they were gone Sheila turned to Kim.

"Ok, who are you really? Some sort of glopian shape shifter?"

"No!" Kim said. "My names Kim Possible. I don't know how I got here, I don't know who you are, I don't even know where here is!"

Sheila leaned back on the bunk and folded her arms.

"Well I don't know the rest of it. But you were on my ship the OSS Draken, we were running from golian Space pirates, somehow you and your friend ended up on my ship. But we crashed, and now we're in the brig on Star Command Cruiser 42 on our way to prison. Help you out any?"

"A little." Kim said sitting down. "The last thing I remember was She-Go and I jumping out of DN-Amy's ship. I don't know what to do now. They’ll never believe my story." Kim looked at here. "How do you know I’m not Kimski?"

"I know my wife Kim." Sheila said. "You look like Kimski when she’s a were-mouse, but you ain’t her."

"So where is she?" Kim asked. "And She-Go?"

"Either they’re on the Draken trying to fix the old blowhard or the pirates have them." Sheila said.

"We have to rescue them then." Kim said. "Aren’t these space rangers like police? Can’t they help us?"

"They’re helping us to prison." Sheila said picking her up. She started to stroke Kim's head. "In case you hadn’t noticed Buzz, Mira and I have some history. Take a deep breath though little gal, I got some thoughts on how to get us out of here."

For a moment Kim let herself be comforted. The woman knew where to touch her, the head stroking was the same as a full body massage. For a moment Kim wanted nothing more than to settle in and let Sheila take all of her worries away.

But only for a moment. Kim stiffened and stood up in Sheila’s hand.

"Ok, that was nice but we have work to do. If She-Go was on your ship we have to get back to it."

Sheila smiled and put Kim down.

"Ever escape from jail before?" She asked.

"Ok, so let me get this straight." She-Go said. She was sitting on her bunk and Kimski was sitting on her lap. "You’re a royal princess who got her throne stolen, you and this Sheila travel the galaxy in some stolen space ship looking for the legendary Truth Stone and right now we’ve been captured by pirates and are on our way to Sheila’s home world?"

"Yes." Kimski said. "And your story is?"

"Not as good as yours." She-Go said. "Back on Earth Kim’s the good gal, I’m the bad gal but we both got stuck on DN-Amy’s ship and she experimented on us. The last thing I knew we were on Earth, jumping out of DN-Amy’s ship. There was a storm and bam your ship appeared in the sky and hit us."

"Well obviously we are dealing with a parallel universe situation." Kimski said. "Possibly with some time travel elements. The names ‘Kim’ and ‘She-Go’ are mentioned in both Golias and Middletons planetary legends. When we took the Draken into ftl before it was ready and too Bermuda we must have crossed a time/space vortex."

"Bermuda?" She-Go asked.

"A planet in the Pacific nebula." Kimski said. "The people who lived there killed their own civilization by experimenting with space and time. A great place to hide if you have a pilot who can avoid the time/space anomalies. Sheila must have been having too much fun to be careful."

"Ok, so I’m in some crazy alternate world." She-Go said. "How do I get back?"

"We’ll have to escape, get back to the Draken, find your friend and find the co-ordinates of the anomalies." Kimski said. "I should be able to calculate the proper energy settings and send you back to your world. The mathematics are rather simple for someone of my superior capabilities."

"Ok." She-Go said, noting the differences. Kim was a lot more modest and she wasn’t the whiz at math this little princess was. She-Go was looking forward to when the two of them met. She looked around the cell. "Escape first."

"That will not be easy."

"Wanna bet?" She-Go put Kimski down and ignited a plasma bolt in her hand. She launched it at the bars of the cell.

"No!" Kimski shouted.

The bolt hit an energy field and rebounded. For the next few minutes She-Go and Kimski were forced to dodge it as the bolt ricocheted around the cell, finally detonating in the sink.

"You could have warned me." She-Go said getting up.

"You may not be Sheila but you are much alike. If it were that easy I would have used my powers already." Kimski said. "Don’t you think that golian pirates would be able to contain a golian noblewoman?"

"Well yea I’d think that if I’d ever heard of golian’s before!" She-Go growled.

"If you are not golian why do you have the powers of a golian noblewoman?" Kimski demanded. "What are you on your world?"

"I...?" She-Go stopped and thought. Suddenly a few things became clear. "Do golian guys have any power?" She-Go asked. "Can they shrink, or make copies of themselves or get really strong?"

"Only the witches and warlocks of Golias High Clans have such powers." Kimski said. "Noblewomen such as Sheila. Who are you that you have them?"

"Huh, well that’s a good question cupcake." She-Go said. She cast her mind back to the meteor that had crashed into the tree house and given Go Family their powers. They’d never figured out where it came from. Could it have come from this universe?

"I am not a cupcake." Kimski said.

"Yea I know cupcake." She-Go said absently running her mind through the possibilities.

"Listen to me!" Kimski said stomping her foot. "I am Princess Kimski of Middleton!"

"Yea, right princess." She-Go said picking her up. Kimski struggled but She-Go held her firmly. "But I’m the tall one here. So if you want out we better start working together. Tell me what you know about these pirate guys. And what sort of powers do you have?"

Kimski stopped struggling and settled into She-Go’s hand. A thrill went through the villainess body as Kimski stopped struggling.

Could I do this with Kim, She-Go wondered. She wondered how Kimski and Sheila had met, how their relationship developed. Right now she’d pay good money to find out. From the sound of it Kimski had been honest royalty. How had Sheila changed that? Could it work with Kim?

"I can move things with my mind, but the energy field in this cell prevents that. The captain of the ship is Thoe the Cheater, he has two heads and one eye, hence the name. Sheila and I stole, or tried to steal, the crown jewels of Latveria from him after he stole them from the Latverian embassy on Capitol Planet."

"Stealing from pirates?" She-Go smiled. "Sounds like fun."

"Yes, it would have been if Sheila hadn’t challenged the captain to a game of strip poker. Lesser golians lust after pure born golians with a passion, he could not resist the challenge." Kimski said. She sighed. "How she ever expected him not to cheat I don’t know. She can be so foolish sometimes."

"Didn’t she cheat back?" She-Go asked.

"Of course she did, Sheila’s never played a straight game of poker in her life. But he’s a better cheater." Kimski replied. "Once she realized that Sheila just beat him and his men up and blew up his house."

She-Go smiled.

"Of course I had to do the hard thieving work." Kimski said. She folded her arms. "I always have to do the hard work. It took hours to work my way into his ships vault and..."

She-Go laughed. It may have been a different universe but Kim Possible was still Kim Possible, princess Kimski or not. But at least this one didn’t have as much moral fiber as her Kimmie.

"Where are the jewels now?" She-Go asked.

"On the Draken safely hidden." Kimski said.

"Strip poker huh?" She-Go asked as a plan began to form in her head. But before she could go any further She-Go felt her body stiffen. Then it grew hot and the wind rushed into her ears and mouth. She-Go screamed as she shrank. It was harsher this time, as if her body was rebelling against the process. She blacked out as the pain increased.

"I am not going down there." Kim said looking at the toilet.

"Look you go down, take the third pipe on the left and you’re into the recycling unit." Sheila said. "You break out of that and come back here and free me."

"It’s a toilet." Kim insisted. "Ewwww!"

"You want to get back to Earth?" Sheila demanded.

"Look if I can just explain to the rangers…"

"Well that helps you but what about me?" Sheila said. "Besides Kimski is the brightest con artist in the star system, they'll be expecting a story from you."

"She is?" Kim asked. The thought of another Kim Possible, a dishonest one at that didn't sit well with her.

"Heck yea." Sheila said. "Kimski once sold Evil Emperor Zurg Buzz Lightyear's house! With a fake Buzz in it!"

Sheila laughed and Kim fidgeted.

"So this other me is a criminal?" Kim asked. Sheila nodded. "And you're her wife?"

Sheila smiled and held up the hand with the wedding ring on it. "Two years come next month."

"Well I'm neither." Kim said drawing herself up. "Where I come from I'm on the side of the law. Now there's got to be some difference between Kimski and I that I can use to prove I'm not her."

"Like what?" Sheila asked. "Even if I tell them you’re not her they won’t believe me. And Mira has a pretty good grudge against us. Tangeans don’t like people from Middleton anyway, and the feuds between the royal houses goes back generations. What could you tell them?"

"I don't know." Kim said. She started to pace. Kim's mind ran through the problem again and again. But she had never been on the wrong side of the law before.

Kim was still thinking about it when the change hit her. It hit her hard. Kim's ears started to ring. Her stomach hurt and she doubled over in pain. Her nose burned and her tailed ached. But only for a moment. Kim heard a tearing sound and felt the prison jumper rip as her body grew out of it. She screamed and passed out.

Kim woke up on a cold table. She kept her eyes closed and listened to the voices.

"You know we could charge her for shredding the prison jumper too." Mira said.

"It's listed in her record." Buzz said. "The energy field in the cell blocked her telekinetic power but it wasn’t designed for this."

"And she's not really handling it well." XR said. "Stress readings are off the chart. And her body doesn’t seem to match the records we have on her. It's going to take time to analyze the scans."

"Keep a good record and we'll let the LGM's look at her when we get back." Buzz said.

LGM's? Kim wondered.

"Help me strap her down XR." Mira said.

Kim felt wide straps being placed on her body but didn't move. She didn't like it but for the time being she was going to have to go against the law. If growing to her full size had not convinced the rangers that she was not Kimski then nothing would.

"Power canceling field is on." Booster said. "Her mental powers won’t work in here now either."

"Good." Mira said giving the strap across Kim’s legs and extra tug.

Kim waited until she heard them leave and then sighed.

Ok, Kim thought. I've broken out of villain's lairs before, this should be about the same. Except that I'm in a rocket ship in an alternate universe… and instead of Ron I have an alien She-Go who's actually married to my counterpart in this universe.

Kim opened her eyes so that she could stop thinking about it all. The medical room was a small room with a single door, an isolation tank/pressure chamber and a set of scanners. Kim was strapped down to the table by thick black straps on her legs, chest and stomach. Her arms were held by her sides by straps on her wrist.

Well this could have been harder, Kim thought as she worked her wrist out of the strap. It might have been for someone else, but Kim had long ago learned the trick of making her hands almost as slim as her wrists. It helped that she was small boned. After the first one was free the second one came easily and she undid the rest of them. They had put a hospital gown over her but Kim wasn't going to be satisfied with that. She started to open cabinet doors looking for something to wear. While she was doing that the door started to open.

Oh I really don't want to do this, Kim thought as she grabbed a metal tray from a table. Mira walked in and Kim hit her on the back of the head. With a moan the blue woman fell forward and Kim caught her before she hit the floor. The woman was surprisingly light. Kim picked her up and put her onto the examining table and strapped her in.

"I’m really sorry about this." Kim said putting a strip of tape over the woman’s mouth. The blue woman did not respond. Kim used a bandage to blindfold her.

Kim went back to searching. In one of the lockers she found a blue jump suit. It was two sizes too big for her but Kim put it on anyway. Rolling up the sleeves and the legs she looked out into the corridor. The corridor stretched to the left and the right. Support struts lined the walls and there were no markings anywhere.

"Where to go?" Kim whispered. She had no idea how big the ship was or in which direction the brig lay. She had to free Sheila, it was the only help she was going to get.

Kim chose to go left and after a few minutes came to a door. On the side of the door frame was a small panel with red, blue and green buttons. Kim pressed the green one and the door slid upward. Beyond it was another corridor. For the next few minutes Kim went through five more doors. She was worried that Mira would wake up and be discovered but there was nothing to do but keep moving. At the end of the sixth door Kim was relieved to find Sheila.

"Craters!" Sheila exclaimed when she saw Kim.

"What?" Kim asked.

"You’re... tall!" Sheila gasped out. "I wasn’t imagining it."

"Yea." Kim said opening the cell door. "This is my normal height."

"Kimski doesn’t grow." Sheila said. "A foot tall is her normal height."

"Oh." Kim said.

Sheila shook her head and grabbed a key by the door. In a few seconds the manacles fell off of her wrists.

"Come on." She said taking Kim’s hand and pulling her. "We have to get moving."

Kim followed her and they ran through a corridor, down a ladder that Kim hadn’t seen and into a shuttle bay. A squat rectangular shuttle stood in the center of the bay.

"Can’t this ship catch the shuttle?" Kim asked as Sheila opened the rectangular ship’s door.

"Yea, but we won’t be on it." Sheila said. She sat at the controls and started to tap in a sequence on the main console. "With any luck Buzzy will be chasing this thing all the way to Tradeworld before he realizes it."

"But this is the only ship here." Kim protested.

"Yea, but the lockers over their have suits." Sheila said pointing to a set of lockers at the far end of the bay. She finished typing the in the commands and leapt out of the chair. Again she took Kim’s hand and pulled her along.

Kim let herself be dragged over to a set of lockers. Inside was the same sort of armored suit that the space rangers wore along with coveralls like the one she was wearing..

"Take off your suit." Sheila said throwing off her robe.

Still a little off balance Kim pulled off the extra large suit. While she did that Sheila struggled into one of the coveralls.

"Wait." Sheila said as Kim reached for one of the armored space suits. She gave a slight pull and guided Kim away from the locker. Then she turned Kim around, examining her body.

"What?" Kim asked. A chill ran over her nude body.

"Nothing." Sheila smiled. "I just wanted to see what a naked Kimski would look like full size. I’ve always wondered."

"What?" Kim squeaked covering herself.

"Put the suit back on." Sheila said handing it too her.

Kim blushed furiously as she put the large suit on.

"Aren’t we in the middle of an escape?" Kim demanded.

Sheila laughed and reached over to her.

"Escaping's fun." Sheila said with a smile on her face. She pressed the collar of Kim’s coveralls and there was a beep and then the suit shrunk to fit her. "Seeing you naked was special. After we meet up with Kim again what do you say to some real special fun!"
Kim blushed even more and her mouth dropped open. Was this woman really suggesting-in the middle of an escape-what it sounded like?

"We’ll talk about it later." Sheila said.

Fighting down her outrage and questions Kim got into the armored suit. Just as she sealed it up the alarms sounded.

"Come on!" Sheila snapped. She led Kim over to a support strut on the wall. Then she pressed the front of Kim’s suit and a glass dome snapped up around her head. "Hold on tight." Sheila said and aimed her arm at the far end of the bay. She pressed her wrist and a laser beam shot out and hit a panel that Kim hadn’t noticed before. Alarms came on and the wind started to how as the shuttle bay door opened into space.

Kim held on and watched as everything not nailed down flew out the door. The shuttle moved more slowly but it moved and once it was clear Kim saw the engines light up and the shuttle zoomed away.

"Let go!" Sheila shouted.

Kim let go and felt herself carried out into space.

She-Go woke up to see a worried look on Kimski's face. Worry and something else.

"How do you feel?" Kimski asked.

"Oh fine." She-Go said sarcastically sitting up. "How tall am I now?"

"The same height as I stand." Kimski said. She studied She-Go's body intensely. "Long have I wondered what Sheila would look like if I could look at her in this way."

"Yea. Great." She-Go said. She stood up and looked around. "Well look all you want."

"I would give a sun to have Sheila stand where you stand now." Kimski said wistfully.

"What?"

"I never know if I can truly please her." Kimski said turning away. She sat on the edge of the bed. "There is so much of her; so little of me. And before me she had other lovers. Lovers that dwarfed her. I try my best but sometimes... Sometimes... And she has never failed to satisfy my body and soul..."

She-Go started to say something and then stopped as the impact of Kimski's words sunk in. She-Go's love life hadn't been extensive. Heroines didn't date much and supervillain lackey's dated less than that. But every man and woman she had ever made love to had been satisfied. She'd never had any doubts about that. What was it like to love someone and still have those doubts?

"Look cupcake." She-Go said sitting down beside her. She wished that Kim was here. Little Miss Priss would know exactly what to say. "How long have you been with Sheila?"

"Four years." Kimski said.

"She ever complain?"

"No. She wouldn't."

"Yea she would." She-Go said. "If she's like me she would. I get the feeling that she speaks her mind."

"She does." Kimski said with a slight smile.

"So if it ain't broke don't fix it." She-Go said.

"I suppose you are right." Kimski said. "But how I’ve longed to have our situations reversed, or to be equal. But not forever, but for a night. Sheila knows my body more than I do and her hands and fingers play over me and..."

"Good, now lets figure a way out of here." She-Go said standing up. Kimski’s words were turning her on and now was not the time for it.

"Not that our passion can not out do the stars." Kimski said ignoring the hint. "But for the longest time Sheila and I have wondered what it would be like to explore our bodies as equals or with me large and her small. Tell me does your friend grow as you shrink?"

"Yea." She-Go said.

"Oh Great Wade!" Kimski swore. "The four of us..."

"Yea, hold it right there princess." She-Go said trying not to laugh. "If you think you’ve got a snowballs chance in hell of a foursome, a threesome, heck even a twosome with Kim Possible you better think again."

"She is that restricted?" Kimski asked.

"She defines ‘restricted'." She-Go said.

"Well before the suggestion is even put to her we must escape." Kimski said getting herself under control. "Later there will be time to talk and convince her, or perhaps tame her. I know many ways to persuade the reluctant."

"We gotta escape just so you two can meet." She-Go swore.

"Do you know when you will grow again?" Kimski asked.

"Nope."

"That is a danger then." Kimski said. "But for the moment it works to our advantage."

"What?"

"There is a guard coming." Kimski said. "He will take me to Thoe, you can follow unseen and blast them when the time is fortuitous."

"What? But at this size..."

"Hide." Kimski hissed as the door to the room started to open. When She-Go hesitated Kimski shoved her off of the bed.

"But I can’t blast at this size!" She-Go hissed back. But it was too late. She ran under the bed as the guard walked in.

Kim floated in space and watched as the giant white star cruiser roared after the shuttle. It was a long cylinder with red tail fins on it. A retro design from the 1950’s. Ron could have named any number of movies that the design could have reminded him. But Ron was far, far away. Everything was far, far away. Kim had been in space before but only to a low Earth orbit space station. This was different. There wasn’t a planet in sight. Or a sun. Or anything. Kim was surrounded by infinity.

"Really something isn’t it." Sheila said flying up beside her. Her armored suit had grown wings and a rocket pack. Distantly Kim realized that her suit had as well.

"Beautiful." Kim said grateful to have her near.

"Well enjoy it." Sheila said. "We got a few hours before we can reach Bermuda."

She tapped a control on the front of Kim’s suit and Kim felt a thrust give her some weight as her own rocket pack flared up.

"Are you sure we can make it there before they find out we’re not in the shuttle?" Kim asked.

"Buzz follows the book like it was a bible." Sheila said. "And he knows you’d have to be crazy to try and escape using suits."

"Why?"

"Cause we might not have enough air to reach Bermuda." Sheila said.

"What?" Kim shouted.

"Relax princess." Sheila said. "It’ll be tight but I figure we got about two minutes either way."

"But that’s crazy!" Kim shouted.

"That’s why it’ll work." Sheila said with a laugh. "Now pipe down, you’re using up your air."

Kim stayed silent and fought down her fear. She couldn’t deny the courage of the other woman, but there were definite differences between Sheila and She-Go. She-Go wasn’t this reckless.

Ok this is fun, She-Go thought as she road the pirate down the corridor. A frantic search of the ship was going on. They were looking for her and She-Go was clinging to the back of Thoe’s boot, hidden by his long swirling cape. There really wasn’t a lot of difference between Thoe and any of the supervillains that She-Go had known or worked for. He shouted a lot, he believed everything he said and he was usually wrong. Humans, robots or aliens, a supervillain was a supervillain. At full size She-Go was sure that she could have taken him on and won. If she was full size.

They entered a large room and She-Go hopped off of him. The room was a cross between a sultan’s palace and a pirates cabin. Multi-colored pillows and cushions lined the walls along with bookshelves and portraits. A large desk sat in the center of the room and at the far end of the room was a giant window. She-Go ran over and climbed up some cushions. She had to figure out something and figure it out fast.

"Don’t be trying your tricks here." Thoe growled. He pointed to what looked like a stand up lamp in the corner of the room. "That be a Y78 Tangean Jammer."

Thank you captain dumb heads, She-Go thought as she started to work her way over to the jammer. She guessed that if she could take that out Kimski would have a good chance with her mental powers. But Thoe’s other head started to look around the room and She-Go had to hide under some stained pillows. When she looked out again the head was looking away, but it was continually turning.

"Them." Kimski sniffed. "Pompous blue skinned..."

Thoe interrupted her by dropping her onto the desk. Then he pulled out a dagger that was as tall as Kimski.

"Where be your mistress?" Thoe growled. Kimski didn’t respond and he grabbed her by the legs and held the dagger to her throat.

"She was in the cell with me and just vanished." Kimski said her voice going tight.

"Vanished did she?" Thoe growled.

Kimski gave out a shriek that was choked off and She-Go looked over and watched as Thoe used the dagger to cut open Kimski’s halter top. Once the halter was sliced apart Thoe used the point of the dagger to push it apart, revealing Kimski’s breasts.

His lust-tinged laugh stirred anger in She-Go. But she was frozen for the moment because his other head was still looking around the room. Kimski was held helplessly in his grip as the pirate pressed the flat of the dagger blade against her breasts. Kimski’s breasts were exactly like Kim’s breasts and She-Go felt her anger building.

"Them high borns can do a lot." Thoe said. "But not that much and she’d never leave without her wife."

"I don’t know where Sheila is!" Kimski shouted. Thoe used the point of the dagger to push the halter off of her shoulders and down her arms. He did it slowly and his heavy breath showed barely suppressed excitement.

"Aye, who cares." Thoe said. He held her upside down by her ankles and cut through her skirt. "You be all that I need. Me wife’s been want’in you for a time."

His other head looked at a portrait and She-Go saw Kimski pale. The portrait was of a two-headed green snake-like humanoid wearing a tight red shirt that showed plenty of cleavage.

"She remembers yee." Thoe said. He pressed the point of the dagger on the edge of Kimski’s blue panties and slowly pushed it under the fabric. "Cost her a lot of gold yee did." With a soft tear Thoe cut the panties away."

"She stole it from Star Command, we stole it from her." Kimski said barely keeping her voice under control. "So long as it was stolen who cares?"

"She do. The Dancing Queen will be in port when we get back." Thoe said putting a now-nude Kimski down. "And Fluffy will be want’in to see you."

"You will not find Sheila on this ship." Kimski swore.

"She’ll be found." Thoe smiled. "But I gotta pass the time so you DANCE!"

He shouted the last word and the dagger flashed down and almost sliced Kimski in half. She dodged and had to keep dodging as the dagger followed her across the desk top. Thoe laughed as he played with her.

She-Go fumed. His other head was still looking around the room, she’d never make it if she tried to move.

Flying through space was something special. Kim knew that she would never get used it. They flew in silence to conserve air and Kim used the time well. Her armored suit had a small screen and keypad built into a lift up flap on the left arm. Kim had scrolled through the armors small database. Her suit was a combination life/space/battle suit with a wrist laser capable of variable power levels. The wings and the rockets were retractable and the suit itself maintained a wireless cybernetic link into her brain. That allowed her to think about where she wanted to fly and the suit computer would keep her stable. It was a fantastic piece of engineering and Kim wondered what Wade would have done with it. She hoped that by now Monique had managed to contact him.

A display screen came to life in Kim’s glass domed helmet and the image of a woman wearing a similar armored suit appeared. Under her features (she was a cat creature!) was the name ‘Star Ranger Aluna’.

"Attention any space rangers in the vicinity." Aluna said. Her voice was under control but she was worried and the sound of a battle was coming from behind her. "This Aluna of Star Command aboard the civilian space liner Flying Gold. We are under attack and have been boarded by Captain Fluffy and golian pirates and require immediate assistance!"

A chart appeared next to her with a range and travel time estimate. The armor responded to Kim’s thoughts as she changed course.

"What the heck are you doing?" Sheila demanded.

"They need help."

"So?"

"So I’m going to help them." Kim said.

"Hey wait a minute!" Sheila said flying beside her. "She just said they’d been boarded, you won’t get there in time."

"I’ll get there in five minutes according to this." Kim said. "Pirates will take longer than five minutes to loot a ship."

"Do you know who Captain Fluffy is?"

"No." Kim admitted. "But with a name like Fluffy I’m not really that worried."

"She’s a two headed settian with poison fangs!" Sheila exclaimed. "She’s Thoe’s wife! And she doesn’t like us."

"She doesn’t know me."

"She’ll think you’re Kimski!" Sheila shouted. "And she really doesn’t like Kimski. For that matter settians don’t like anyone! Besides Buzz probably heard that and he’ll be on the way! You want to spend the next ten years in prison?"

"I’m going to help them." Kim said. "You don’t have to come."

Sheila raised her arm and pointed it at Kim.

"The stun setting will work through the armor." Sheila said.

"You don’t need me." Kim said. "You can get to your ship on your own."

"Yea, but I might need your help getting Kimski back." Sheila said.

"So you and she can go back to being pirates?" Kim demanded.

"We’re not space pirates!" Sheila growled. "We’re space thieves!"

"The difference being?" Kim asked archly.

"We dress better and we don’t have those silly accents." Sheila said. "Look Captain Fluffy’s been after us for a while..."

"So you went and stole something from her husband?" Kim asked.

"Well we don’t like her either!" Sheila shouted.

"So if you help me stop her you’ll enjoy it." Kim said.

"You’re crazy!" Sheila said. "Aluna doesn’t like us either."

Kim didn’t respond but she kept flying. After a few minutes she heard Sheila sigh.

"What the heck, if Thoe has Kimski we can trade Fluffy for her."

Kim smiled to herself. She had read Sheila right. Like She-Go there was the hint of a good person in her. Hopefully that meant that Kimski was good too.

"You ever fight space pirates before?" Sheila demanded.

"Pirates yes, space pirates no." Kim admitted.

"Terrific." Sheila said. "Look here is what we’ll do..."

Kim smiled and settled down to listen.

The Flying Gold was a beautiful ship. The main body was a long neck that featured a transparent roof. Branching off from that were ten flat disk shaped sections that were studded with windows. The disk sections were connected by short round tubes. The ship was a bright yellow with silver streak along the body. Beside it was an ugly ship. The other ship was an amalgam of ship parts. A round center with tubes, rectangles and diamond-shaped protrusions. The other ship was painted blood red. It had attached a tube to the rear of the Flying Gold. Kim headed toward the rear of the passenger liner while Sheila headed toward the pirate ship. The plan was simple. Sheila would take out the pirate ships engines while Kim would get the Flying Gold moving. According to their suits Aluna was somewhere near the engine room. She would know how to get the ship moving. By the time the pirates got their ship moving again the Flying Gold would be out of range.

This is normal for me, Kim thought as she approached the Flying Gold’s hull. I’ve stopped pirates before.

But she had stopped human pirates before. Hopefully there wouldn’t be a real difference.

The minute Kim entered left the airlock she realized that there was a difference. A big difference. Facing her were a squid creature, a bear creature, what looked like a giant amoeba and a yellow robot with conical arms and legs. They had herded the passengers against the wall and were stripping them of anything valuable. And the passengers were as varied as the pirates. Kim wondered if humans made up even a small portion of the galaxy. The bear creature was sitting on a still struggling Aluna. He was growling playfully and she was snarling angrily.

Him first, Kim thought as she charged him. She had entered silently and no one noticed as she ran across the deck. They were in some sort of lounge, with couches and chairs set next to the windows. Kim leapt from couch to couch to keep as quiet as possible. That plan was destroyed when one of the couches yelled in pain as she landed it.

"I beg your pardon!" The aggrieved furniture demanded.

"Sorry." Kim said and kept going. Close up the couch was semi-transparent and had arms and a mouth and eyes. The bear had turned and had seen her coming. A smile came over his face. Kim could guess why. The creature was about three times her size. Kim jumped and aimed her kick with the kind of precision that had won the state cheerleading competition three years in a row. She feinted toward his chest and at the last minute changed her target and smashed her toe right between his eyes.

The bear screamed and fell back and Kim rebounded and kept moving as the other pirates opened fire on her. There was no time to fire back and Kim didn’t know how good she’d be with the laser anyway. But her dodging gave Aluna the time Kim hoped she’d need to recover.

It worked and Aluna started to pick the pirates off one at a time. The pirates started firing at her and Kim attacked them. She went for the yellow robot first, knocking it into the amoeba. But before she could move the squid creature grabbed her and wrapped it’s tentacles around her stomach. Kim used the wrist laser and her first shot missed and hit the couch. The couch screamed in pain and Kim made a mental note to apologize later. Her second shot hit the squid and it fell to the floor limp.

Kim looked around and saw Aluna’s laser stun the bear.

"Who are you?" Aluna demanded with a cold disapproving look in here gold eyes. "That was the sloppiest rescue I’ve ever seen!"

"You’re welcome." Kim said archly.

"You shot the couchian ambassador!" Aluna snapped. "Why didn’t you shoot them from cover? Why didn’t you follow procedure? What branch of Star Command are you with?"

"I’m with Buzz Lightyear." Kim lied, much as she hated to do so. Now was not the time for the truth. She wondered if all Star Command officers were so hung up on procedures. "He says to get this ship moving, he’s disabling the pirate ships engine."

"You’re with Lightyear?" Aluna demanded.

"Probationary agent Kim Possible." Kim said. "Now can we get moving before..."

"Oh it is too late for that Kimski." A voice hissed.

They whirled around to see more pirates. Another bear creature tossed a limp Sheila to the floor and beside him was a seven foot tall two headed snake/human creature with a long tail. Kim realized that she had been wrong. Captain Fluffy wouldn’t be easy to handle. The passengers seemed to agree with that. They ran out of the cabin screaming. Even the couch staggered out of the room, a sight that Kim couldn’t help but watch even knowing the danger that she was in.

With tremendous speed for his size and bulk the bear creature attacked Aluna. She growled and dodged as he pursued her around the cabin. Fluffy leapt on Kim and slammed her against the floor. Kim rolled and threw her off but the reptilian’s tail grabbed her wrist. Kim’s arm was jerked and that kept her from getting up. Fluffy’s foot hit the side of her head and stunned her. But Kim didn’t give up. Grabbing the foot she twisted it and heard the snake hiss with pain. Kim rolled over and pushed herself back as the tail whipped at her head. She fired the wrist laser but it missed and hit a lamp. Instantly the lights started to flicker. Then they went out for a few seconds. In those few seconds Kim was hit for times and staggered back. She suspected that her armor was saving her from severe injury.

Fluffy charged her and Kim met the charge with a right that drove the snake woman’s chin up into her mouth. But that didn’t seem to bother her and she retaliated with a blow to Kim’s stomach. Grateful for the armored suit Kim grabbed Fluffy’s wrist and twisted it. But the wrist didn’t fight the turn, it went with it and Fluffy was able to pull Kim around and throw her over a table.

I’m in trouble, Kim thought. Her mind raced at combat speed as she backed away and looked for an opening. My moves are for humans, her body’s put together differently. I’ve got to come up with something before…

Fluffy leaped and Kim wasn’t fast enough. The snake woman spun around in mid leap and her tail hit Kim on the side of the head. Kim staggered back and Fluffy spun around again, but this time her tail wrapped itself around Kim’s middle. Kim felt the air being squeezed out of her lungs but before she could even try to free herself Kim found herself pinned to a wall. Suddenly they were face to face and Kim’s eyes were caught by Fluffy’s. The cold eyes of the reptile froze her mind even as the tail continued to constrict and push air out of her lungs.

Later Kim would wonder if the attack had triggered the change or if it was random. What ever it was she screamed as her body shrunk. Her scream ended in darkness.

She-Go was getting more and more frustrated as the assault on Kimski continued. The little gal was fast but she was beginning to tire. She-Go was stuck though because Thoe's other head was still scanning the room. We’re they waiting for a rescue attempt? It made sense. The real Sheila would have been on them by now if she were there.

Kimski screamed and Thoe laughed. The laugh enraged She-Go and finally she felt her power re-ignite. But even with the rage there wasn’t that much of it. She-Go realized that she had only one chance. She broke cover and ran toward the jammer. Behind her Thoe gave a shout of triumph but She-Go ignored it. Getting as close to the jammer as she could She-Go fired an energy blast. The blast drained her so much She-Go didn’t know if it hit or not.

She-Go came awake slowly. She was tired and a little cold. Her eyes focused on Kimski’s face. Kimski’s green eyes were different than Kim’s were. They were deeper, less serious and not as judgmental. A glance told her that they were in some sort of locker room.

"Where are we?"

"The ships showers." Kimski said. "The last place pirates use."

"Oh."

"Why didn’t you blast him sooner?" Kimski demanded.

"You’re welcome." She-Go said. "I can’t blast much when I’m small. What ever shrinks me drains me."

"What ever?" Kimski asked. "You don’t know?"

"It’s a long story." She-Go said. She was starting to feel warmer.

"If we are to get out of this we shall need you’re full powers and size." Kimski said.

"Yea it’d be nice." She-Go said starting to sit up.

"No." Kimski said pushing her back down. She got on top of She-Go and pinned She-Go’s arms above her head. "I need to know your story and I may be able to help."

"Yea this isn’t the time for that." She-Go complained even though having Kimski on top of her was turning her on.

"I agree." Kimski said. Her eyes started to glow. "But this... is the best position for a mind meld."

If She-Go could have gasped she would have. The last part of the sentence had appeared in her mind. She lay there helplessly as Kimski’s mind moved through hers. It wasn’t a deep probe. Kimski moved only through the last few days and then weeks. She stopped just as She-Go and Kim were fighting in DN-Amy’s lab. Then Kimski left She-Go’s mind and seemed to enter her body. She-Go felt her searching through the cells and organs. Kimski moved along her bloodstream and into her bones. It wasn’t forced and it didn’t hurt, but She-Go felt helpless to stop it. She couldn’t even imagine how it was being done. Kimski moved through She-Go’s body searching until she found something. Something She-Go didn’t even know she had. It was a mechanism; but more than that. It was somewhere but She-Go didn’t know where. Was it in her brain? Did it move?

Where ever it was Kimski’s mind moved over it, took control of it and She-Go felt a sudden snap run through her entire being.

Suddenly she could see again, Kimski was still on top of her and She-Go could feel every bit of her body. The orgasm hit her like few orgasms had ever hit her. It hit Kimski as well and she rolled off of She-Go breathing hard.

"What... What... What was that?" She-Go demanded getting the words out breathlessly at the third try.

"When DN-Amy’s chemicals washed over Kim Possible she was infected with a virus." Kimski said sitting up. "When Kim bit you that virus infected you as well. It is the virus that causes your size to change. A combination of factors trigger it, your monthly cycles and some lunar radiation from your world. Out in space as we are now you pass through various radiation fields all of the time. But now I have changed the virus and put it under your control. The orgasm was much like re-setting your system."

"What? You mean I can grow and shrink if I want to?" She-Go demanded. She sat up as well. "How?"

"Think of your powers." Kimski said. "Think of how you control them and search that part of you."

She-Go concentrated. When ever any one asked what controlling her powers was like She-Go told them it was like moving an arm or a leg. You just had to think of it. She thought of it now and felt her powers, full powers now even though she was still shrunk. She-Go felt them and tried to feel more of her self. It worked. There was something different now. It felt odd at first, like she had something stuck between her teeth. But the awkwardness faded almost instantly. She-Go concentrated and felt her body change. There was a bit of pain but not much and She-Go had the feeling that it would fade over time.

She-Go opened her eyes and knew that she was her normal size. And she knew that she could shrink again when she wanted too.

She-Go thought of Kim and smiled. She could be tall when she wanted to be. But Kim was small when she was small no matter what. For a moment she let the fantasies build. Then Kimski cleared her throat.

"We still have to escape you know." Kimski said.

"Yes mistress." She-Go said automatically. A second later she added: "Hey!"

Kimski smiled.

"Don’t worry, it should fade. Now pick me up and let us find you some clothing."

"Yes misss..." She-Go turned the word into a growl as she picked Kimski up.

Kimski giggled.

"Well I had to have some fun." Kimski said. "Relax I do it to Sheila all the time."

"What did you do?" She-Go demanded.

"Just left an impulse for you to call me mistress or your majesty every so often." Kimski giggled again. "Now hurry, Thoe will wake up sooner or later."

"Yes your maje..."

She-Go growled and opened a locker. Kimski giggled again.

Kim woke up in a small round cage. The cage was barely large enough even for her small size. The black bars looked very solid. She was in luxurious throne room. There was a large princess style gold bed with hung diamonds as curtains. The rug on the floor was a rich purple shag. Across from the desk Kim’s cage was on a large window showed that she was on a ship in space. Next to the window was a throne. Seated on the throne was Captain Fluffy. She was wearing a deep green robe that was lined with red rubies. On both of her heads rested silver crowns. Fluffy watched as Kim sat up and then stood up. A muffled sound made Kim look to her right and she saw that Sheila and Aluna were both chained to the wall. They had both been stripped nude and for a moment Kim stared. Sheila looked a lot like She-Go, though there was a mouse-shaped tattoo just above her pubic hair. Aluna’s body was covered in short brown and white fur, except for the pink nipples that poked out of her breasts. She actually had a tail and for an insane moment Kim wondered how it had fit that into the armored suit.

Kim realized that she was in her mouse form again. Here heightened senses reached out as she woke up and when she smelled Aluna an uncontrollable ripple of fear went through her body.

Both Sheila and Aluna were gagged with harnesses over their heads. Sheila’s manacles were electronic and Kim guessed that they were canceling her powers.

Kim touched the bars and screamed as an electric shock went through her body.

"Let that be a lesson to you Kimski." Captain Fluffy said with one head while the other laughed. "You can’t use your powers here, even your new size power." She pointed to something that looked like a floor lamp. "Not with this tangean mental jammer working."

Captain Fluffy stood up and walked over to Sheila and Aluna. Aluna lunged at her and Kim realized that there were manacles on her ankles as well. She realized why when claws came from the tips of her toes as well as her fingers. One of Fluffy’s heads laughed as she pulled the gag harness off of the cat creature.

"That jammer is illegal." Aluna said.

"Yea, she’s a pirate Aluna." Sheila said as Captain Fluffy pulled her gag off. "I think she knows that."

"It’s still legal on Settia." Fluffy said. "And it was legal enough while Tangea and Middleton were at war."

"That was over a hundred years ago." Aluna said. "And it was settled by the Treaty of the Ur."

"I didn’t sign the treaty." Fluffy said. It was obvious that she was bating the captive ranger. "And what do you care? After all the way the Star Kingdom of Middleton treated your people after they conquered you..."

"Ancient history." Aluna said. "Those who live in the past are doomed to repeat it."

"Yea and Settia sold weapons to both sides." Sheila said. "So they should both be holding grudges again you."

"They do." Captain Fluffy said. "But as much as they used to hate us they still paid for our services. That was the golden age for my race."

"You’re doing all right now." Sheila said.

"Hunted at every turn just for trying to make a living." Captain Fluffy said. Her voice turned into a mocking parody of sadness. "My race a shadow of what it once was."

"Your race is a respected member of the Galactic Alliance." Aluna said. "Your people abandoned their mercenary ways generations ago. Only throwbacks and half wits like you keep the old ways."

Captain Fluffy’s hand came up and almost slapped Aluna but she held back at the last second. Kim admired the way Aluna didn’t flinch.

"I’m going to make you so sorry you were ever born." Captain Fluffy said hissing slightly. She turned to Sheila. "Your father wants you back. He doesn’t mind that you’ll be in chains."

"He never did." Sheila said. Her voice was dead serious. "How’s sis?"

"Your whole family is waiting for you." Captain Fluffy said. "The black sheep returning home."

"Sounds like fun." Sheila smiled though there was no joy in her eyes."

"And you." Captain Fluffy said turning to Kim. "You can grow now? Is this another part of Queen Bonnie’s curse?"

"I’m not the person I was." Kim said guessing that trying to tell Captain Fluffy she wasn’t Kimski was a waste of time.

"Queen Bonnie will pay me well for this service." Captain Fluffy said. "Her bounty on you was dead or alive."

"Ok, you got us." Sheila said. "But why take tabby here?"

"Don’t you dare call me that!" Aluna snarled. "Deserter!"

"Because someone else will pay me for her." Captain Fluffy said. "And the price will be my son Yokel."

"Yokel? What’s that idiot done now?" Sheila asked.

"He tried to hijack a Star Command weapons shipment last month." Aluna said.

"And you caught him." Fluffy said. She reached into her robe and took out a slim metal ring. "So before I turn Kimski over to Queen Bonnie and trade you Aluna for my son, and give you Sheila over to your father; I’m going to have some fun."

"That is illegal!" Aluna shouted shrinking away from the ring. For the first time Kim saw a bit of fear in her eyes.

"Yea we covered that." Sheila said. "But even for you Fluf that thing's cruel."

"Isn't it though." Captain Fluffy said smiling. Aluna bent and twisted her head but there was no escape. Fluffy placed the ring on her head and then stepped back and pulled out a remote control out of her robe. "But I have a mouse and a cat in my power, what else can I do?" She pressed a button and Aluna screamed. Kim watched in horror as the intelligence faded form the cat woman's eyes. Aluna suddenly looked at them all with curiosity, but no recognition.

"What is that thing?" Kim demanded.

"You should know." Captain Fluffy said walking back to her thrown. "You're ancestors developed it."

"It's a mind scrambler." Sheila said. "It damps down the smart part of the brain."

"And controls emotion." Captain Fluffy said pressing another button. Aluna started to purr and stretch against her bonds. "Very good for enslaving a conquered race."

"Kimski's people did that?" Kim asked.

"It's all in your history." Captain Fluffy said. "But then your people have a very selective grasp of your own history don't they."

"What people don’t?" Sheila asked.

"Quite." Captain Fluffy said. "Now it is going to be a long trip back to Golia, so I might as well have some fun." She pressed the control again. "First I will make Aluna hungry." In her chains Aluna stopped purring and looked around. Her gaze fell on Kim and Kim swallowed in fear.

"Then I will make sure that Sheila and I are safe." Captain Fluffy pushed a button on her throne and a force shield surrounded her and Sheila.

"And then I'll let her go." Captain Fluffy said.

The manacles on Aluna's wrist and ankles snapped open and she fell to the floor. Her tail twiched and she looked straight at Kim. Aluna leaped and Kim screamed as the cat woman's claw hit the cage. It was a scream that Aluna echoed as the electric charge of the bars hit her. She fell back snarling and Captain Fluffy's laughter came from both of her heads.

"Oh the poor cat is hurt." Captain Fluffy’s voice was full of acid and mirth as she laughed. "But she’s still hungry and I’ve made her very, very dumb. I wonder how many shocks it will take for her to learn?"

Aluna reached out to claw the cage again. It shocked here but it also shook throwing Kim off balance. She fell into the bars and screamed. Thee cage fell on its side and Kim put her feet between the bars to avoid getting shocked again. But Aluna wasn’t ready to give up. Again she hit the cage and it rocked and the table beneath it. Kim slipped and screamed as she was shocked again.

Kim had never been so scared in her life. Her mouse side was being confronted with a primal fear and it was desperately trying to take over. Her tiny heart was beating so hard it felt like it was going to burst. But Kim’s human side wasn’t letting that happen. She was Kim Possible, she could do anything!

Think Kim, she scolded herself. What have you got to work with?

Not a lot, she replied to herself as Aluna knocked the cage off of the table. It landed on the carpet and Kim got another shock.

"I’ve really made her dumb." Captain Fluffy said. "She might keep this up until she passes out."

Kim growled and braced herself as Aluna’s paw came toward the cage. The cage rolled and Kim ran with it, trying to keep her feet off of the bars. Aluna was shocked again and drew back hissing. She licked her paws and sniffed at the cage.

One of Kim’s feet hit stepped on the bars and Kim braced herself but nothing happened.

I’m not grounded, Kim realized moving her foot. Electricity needed to go somewhere. As long as she only touched one of the bars and kept her feet on the carpet she was ok.

Aluna approached again. Carefully this time. Her breath nearly made Kim faint but she held on. Aluna put her face close to the bars and Kim realized that she could grab the mind scrambler, but what then? She doubted that Aluna would be in much shape to fight.

Aluna touched the cage again and drew back hissing as it shocked her. But she had jarred it and it rolled a bit. Kim started to fall and grabbed one of the bars. She screamed as the shock ran from her hand to her foot. Luckily her foot slipped off of the bar breaking the circuit. Kim's hand had been frozen closed by the electricity. Kim pulled back her hand. It was burnt and it stung. She had to get out of this somehow.

Suddenly Kim had an idea. It would hurt but it would work. She hoped. Jumping up she grabbed one of the bars and pulled. She carefully placed her feet between the bars as the cage started to roll. The fibers of the shag rug scratched the souls of her feet but they didn’t cut them. Kim leapt up again and again got the cage to move.

Aluna meowed, puzzled by the movement. She reached to bat the cage again and was rewarded with another shock. Kim got another shock too as her foot made contact with the bar but she used the impact to put her a bit more toward the wall.

I’m like a mouse on an exercise wheal, Kim thought.

"There’s no place to run this time Kimski." Captain Fluffy said. "The jammer is over here."

Yea, but Sheila is over here, Kim thought. She endured a few more shocks as she rolled the cage toward Sheila. Aluna stayed with her, curious and hungry but wary of the pain contact would cause.

All or nothing, Kim thought as she neared the wall. She jumped up and brought the back of her hands against the bars, throwing her weight forward. The shock went through her but the cage rolled against the wall. Kim hoped that the small box protruding from the wall was some sort of electrical outlet. But the movement was too sudden and Aluna tried to grabbed the cage. She hit the cage as it hit the box and Kim was rewarded with the snap-crackle-pop of circuits shorting out. Aluna screamed and jarred the cage causing Kim to fall down and she screamed as well as her hands made contact with the bars. Kim let go as soon as she could which was as soon as the cage completely shorted out. The lights dimmed, went out and came on again. By the time they came on again Sheila was standing over an un-conscious Captain Fluffy. Kim breathed deeply and tried to stop her body from shaking.

"Now that was beautiful." Sheila said. She pulled the scrambler off of Aluna’s head and broke it in two. Aluna moaned but did not wake up. Then Sheila pulled the bottom of the cage off freeing Kim.

"You rest for a bit while I tie her up."

"Good idea." Kim said breathlessly.

She-Go had been in a lot of brawls in her life but this one was new. The pirate crew had races she had never seen or imagined before. But She-Go had learned in life that if you could hit someone you could hurt them, no matter what race they were. Besides she was having fun. They had found only an extra large shirt for her to wear. Kimski had to settle for a cloth wrapped around her body.

"How you doing back there mistr... Cupcake?" She-Go asked forcing herself to change the word.

"I need just a few more minutes." Kimski shouted back. "And don’t call me that!"

"Right your majesty." She-Go said. She was disappointed that she wasn’t able to call Kimski cupcake again but lived with it as she slammed her fist into the face of what looked like a giant bug. At least she hoped it was his(?) face. They were in the engine room and Kimski was doing her best to make sure that the engine wasn’t going to work anymore. After that there was a shuttle they could steal.

She hoped. Kimski hadn’t been forthcoming with every aspect of her plan. She liked being sneaky.

She-Go smiled. She just had to get through this so that Kimski and Kim could meet. Even if they didn’t have sex. Kimski was so like Kim and so not like Kim. She also had a lot of Wade mixed in. There was nothing mechanical she couldn't figure out.

A stray shot got by She-Go and hit one of the consoles. Instantly alarms started to sound.

"They hit the reactor." Kimski shouted. "The ship is going to blow up!"

Almost as one the pirates screamed and ran from the engine room.

"Ok we should go then." She-Go said picking her up.

"That way." Kimski said pointing. She seemed calm for someone who was on a ship ready to explode.

As alarms sounded She-Go ran through the ship following Kimski's directions. They ran into the shuttle bay and froze as they came face to face with Thoe and his crew. Thoe covered them with blasters while his crew piled into every shuttle and fighter there was.

"Aye wenches you can stay here and go down with me ship." He growled. "It'd be worth a ship to get rid of you two."

"Let him go." Kimski whispered, as She-Go was about to ignite her powers.

She-Go growled but did nothing as Thoe climbed into the last shuttle and it blasted out of the bay.

"Well now what mistress?" She-Go demanded.

"We go up to the bridge." Kimski said. The smile on her face was one that Kim Possible never could have matched. "Computer, stop those alarms."

The alarmed stopped instantly.

"You…!" She-Go matched her smile. "Gonna blow up huh?"

"Why should I, the true royal princess of Middleton take a shuttle when a ship is handy?" Kimski said. She lounged in She-Go's hand with a self satisfied sigh. "To the bridge. On the way we can find something to wear."

Captain Fluffy was had a lot of bondage gear in her cabin and Sheila used just about all of it to make sure she couldn't move. Kim had slowly recovered from the shocks. Her hands were healing quickly. On the floor Aluna lay asleep.

"Ok let's go." Sheila said picking Kim up. She was wearing one of Captain Fluffy’s robes and it was at least a size too big for her. "She'll be out of action until someone unties her."

"What about Aluna?" Kim asked.

"She'll wake up in a few hours." Sheila said shrugging.

"Naked on a ship full of pirates?" Kim demanded.

"Yea, she'll love it." Sheila said. "She’s a big girl, she can handle herself. We’ll send a message to Buzz and he’ll come and rescue her."

"He might not be in time."

Kim jumped off of her hand and landed next to Aluna.

"You're kidding?" Sheila asked. "You want her to come with us? Forget it!"

Kim frowned.

"She's a space ranger, she wants to arrest us!" Sheila said.

Kim frowned harder and a furrow started to appear on her forehead as her eyes hardened.

"Look at her." Sheila protested. "She's deadweight."

Kim folded her arms.

"I can't carry both of you through a pirate ship!" Sheila protested.

Kim stood there and looked at her, eyes narrowed, arms crossed and mouth set in a hard line. She started to tap her foot.

"Agghhh!" Sheila growled. "Look I'll just leave both of you here."

Kim didn't move.

"Craters!" Sheila cursed picking up Aluna and throwing her over her shoulder.

"Satisfied?" Sheila demanded as she picked Kim up.

"Pretty much." Kim said.

"Wonderful." Sheila snapped. She held Kim in one hand, turned her over and spanked her a few times.

"Hey! Ouch! Stop!" Kim shouted.

"Doesn’t She-Go ever spank you?" Sheila demanded putting Kim in one of the robes pockets.

"No." Kim lied.

"Well she ought'a." Sheila said heading for the door.

Buzz Lightyear never gave you the silent treatment. He could shout when you made a mistake but even that was a one time blow up. In Buzz’s view once you made a mistake it was made and you had to deal with it. Of course that didn’t mean he was happy about it and he had a way of making you realize that he wasn’t happy about it. He sat in the pilots chair and Mira could feel the disapproval radiating from him.

Mira sat in her co-pilots chair and fumed. This was the fourth time that Kimski had knocked her out and tied her up. Granted at least this time she hadn’t left Mira nude, but the fact that a tangean was overcome by a middleton ate at Mira. In the old days the war between their races had been hard and bitter. With the coming of the Galactic Alliance those old feuds should have been laid to rest. But there was something about Kimski that brought all of the old feelings back. Mira wasn’t sure if it were racial memory or the fact that Kimski was just so darn smug; but the little princess bugged her.

False princess, Mira reminded herself.

Of course part of it was that Kimski always got the better of her. But Mira wasn’t going to admit that to anyone. It wasn’t only Kimski, it was Sheila as well. The memory of their first meeting still burned in Mira.

"Still no sign of Captain Fluffy’s ship." Buzz said. "XR see if you can boost the scanners another few lightyears. Or better yet, if they masked their ion trail they might have used zeta particles, see if there’s a trail of those."

"Right Buzz." The robot ranger replied.

"I still don’t get it." Booster said. "Sheila and Kimski helping ranger Aluna stop Captain Fluffy?"

"There’s a con behind it." Mira said. "I’d bet my next years pay on it."

"They were on the run from us." Buzz mused. "Yet they stopped to help the Flying Gold. If they had kept going they could have gotten away, they knew we'd aid the ship."

"Doesn't Captain Fluffy have a pretty good grudge against them?" Booster asked.

"Doesn't everyone?" Mira said. "I don't think there's anyone in the galaxy they haven't cheated."

"They are quite a pair." XR said.

"They're nothing but crooks." Mira said. "Lucky crooks."

"Cheer up Mira." Booster said.

"Yea it’s not the first time she’s escaped from you." XR chimed in.

Mira gripped the control stick more tightly. She didn’t dare look at Buzz.

She-Go had learned to fly a lot of things in her life. From the Go jet to anti-grav platforms. But she had almost never seen controls as complex as the ones that Kimski was working. She-Go sat in the main chair of the bridge and in her lap, legs crossed, hands placed palms against each other and with here brows furrowed in concentration, Kimski sat and manipulated the controls with her mind. The bridge was a square room with a view port and stations for at least ten. The captain’s chair was set against the wall and faced toward the window.

"There." Kimski said breathing heavily. "We are on course for Bermuda. "I want to make sure that the Draken is safe before we go after Sheila and your friend.

"Where’d you get a ship named after my boss?" She-Go asked.

"We stole him from a tangean salvage yard." Kimski said. "He’s an obsolete science survey ship that was on the way to the breakers. Though I warn you don’t call him ‘obsolete’, he’ll break down and cry."

The ship shuddered slightly and the screen lit up. A furious Captain Thoe filled it.

"Give me back me ship!" He screamed.

"He took a while to figure it out." She-Go said.

"Bye-bye." Kimski said sweetly and pressed one of the controls with her mind. She-Go felt the ship surge forward but a second later the speed seemed to falter.

"I’ll tear ye out of there!" Thoe shouted.

"Craters!" Kimski swore. "He shot one of the engines."

"Can we still out run him?"

"Yes, but not as easily." Kimski said. "She-Go look at me."

"What?" She-Go said looking down. Kimski’s eyes were glowing and She-Go again felt the tiny alien in her mind.

She-Go blinked as they broke contact. Suddenly one of the consoles one the bridge made perfect sense to her. It was a weapons console

"You hold them off while I fix the engines and steer us." Kimski said leaping off of her lap and onto another one of the consoles.

"Warn me next time will ya?" She-Go declared going to the weapons console. She had missiles, particle beams, anti-missiles and pin-point shields in case the main shield failed. Swarming after them was at least 20 fighters and shuttles.

"Thoe!" The screen lit up again and Captain Fluffy’s faces appeared on it. "That wench Kimski and Sheila have escaped and stolen my yeradian fighter! They may be headed..." She stopped and looked at Kimski and She-Go. "How did you get onto my husbands ship?"

"Are ye daft woman?" Thoe’s head appeared next to her. "I’ve been holding them for at least a day!"

"I’ve been holding them ever since they tried to stop me from looting a star cruiser!" Captain Fluffy protested.

"They tried to stop you?" Kimski asked with surprise in her voice.

"Of course we did." Kim Possible said appearing on another section of the screen. She was in her mouse form and strapped into a large seat. In the seat beside her was Shiela.

"Yes you did!" Captain Fluffy said. "And now you’ve escaped in my personal fighter! You even took that space ranger Aluna! No one does that to me!"

"Aluna?" Kimski asked. "Sheila rescued Aluna? Impossible."

"Not impossible." She-Go said as Kimski looked at her. "Kim Possible. Very Kim Possible."

"Well I wasn't going to leave her naked on a ship full of pirates." Kim said.

"Why not?" Kimski demanded. "Space rangers can take care of themselves. Aluna has handled space pirates before."

"What's going on here!" Thoe and Fluffy shouted at the same time.

"Kimski just loose your pirates and I'll loose mine." Sheila said.

"Let’s get’em all and sort it out later!" Captain Thoe shouted. "My love drive them to me and I'll drive them to you!"

"Agreed my love." Captain Fluffy said. "Let the lasers fire and the swords swing and only the best shall be left standing!"

"Sounds good to me." She-Go said and started to fire her weapons.

"Ok now this is enough to fry a few circuits." XR said as they eavesdropped on the conversation.

"She was telling the truth?" Mira asked.

"Apparently." Buzz said.

"But which one hit you on the head and tied you up?" Booster asked.

"Well if we want to find out we better get moving." XR said. "Captain Thoe is chasing his ship with twenty fighters with Kimski and Sheila inside and no wait… Captain Fluffy is chasing her fighter with her ship and… Well actually I'm confused now."

"Let's just get there and sort it all out." Buzz said thrusting the throttle forward. "Booster call Star Command and see if you can get some back up!"

"So you two really are married?" Kim asked. The pirates had been frozen out of the communications link. Kim was having a hard time accepting that the tiny woman on the screen was supposed to be her. Kimski was talking as she manipulated controls. Beside Kim Sheila was flying and fighting at the same time. It was one of the few times in her life when Kim had nothing to do in a fight.

"Of course we are." Sheila said. "I told you. We got married on Trade World."

"It was a lovely ceremony until the gunfight broke out." Kimski sighed.

"I had fun after that." Sheila said.

"You always have fun in gunfights." Kimski scolded her. "I'm probably the only bride in Middleton history that has laser marks on her wedding cake."

"Hey the gunfight let us get out without paying." Sheila said.

"Yes, that was a good point." Kimski said smiling.

"I can't believe I'm a crook in this universe." Kim said.

"I'm a princess." Kimski said defensively. "Royal privilege is defined by taking what you want when you want it."

"Hey can we argue after we take care of the pirates?" She-Go demanded.

"You are right She-Go my counterpart is restricted." Kimski said.

"What does that mean?" Kim demanded.

"Uh-oh." Kimski said.

"What?" They all demanded.

"Buzz Lightyear is coming to the party." Kimski said.

"Change course toward him." Sheila said.

"You think he'll help?" Kim asked.

"Don't know, don't care." Sheila smiled. "But if he's in the mix this is going to even more fun than I thought!"

She yelled with pleasure and pushed the throttle forward.

"Gotta admit." She-Go said. "I like her. I like her a lot!"

"We'll meet you at the party lover!" Kimski shouted.

"Hello? Am I the only who's not happy about being in the middle of a firefight with space rangers and pirates?" Kim wondered aloud.

…To be continued.

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